Bonkers Britain & Snap Election Madness

In today’s Snap Election 'Democracy Coerced' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Gigi Gerrymander, manning the covert I-Spy live news cellphone hotline from a broom closet at London's Election Commission HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Gina 'Pimples' Miller, the split-arsed egocentric 'Remainiac' mental case immigrant trouble-maker behind the Supreme Court case that forced Nasty Party PM, Testosterone Terry Mayhem, to secure House of Conmans – and an uppity and reluctant Upper House of Frauds - approval to trigger Brexit's Article 50 - is planning to cause further psychotic mischief to our democratic process by creating the biggest tactical 'bludgeon n bluster' voting effort in Broken Britain's socio-political history - to support election candidates opposed not only to a hard Brexit - but Brexit in any form.

Gina Nadira Singh Miller, daughter of Guyana wheeler dealing politico legal beagle, Donut Singh, said the group called Best for Britain (hmmm – more at 'Worst for Britain' – or read 'Best for Gina') will aim to endorse any old half-arsed back bench House of Conmans 'pro-remain' candidates from the Tory, Labour or Librarian-Dummercrat parties who are willing to ride roughshod over democratic process and centre their election campaigns on a 'final' second referendum vote on Brexit – (er- we had one last June 23rd - that was the 17.4 million votes final) to reject any deal that involves the UK dumping the EUSSR and our once-sceptred isle no longer being under the totalitarian control freak kleptocracy jackboot of Brussels unelected fascist hierarchy.

A Crowdfunding page set up by the mangy Miller's crony cohort, the Rt Hon Aldous Ballot-Stuffer, following the publication of Testosterone Terry's 'Read This, Tremble & Obey' missive to her terrified Tory Cabinet, informing them she intended to have a 'snap erection' on June 8th - has already raised in excess of £140,000 quid of the £80,000 bribe / vote-buying cash needed to get their 'Wrecksiteering' campaign kick started.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Agitators Gazette, the Guyana-born agent provocateur and elitist shill, Miller, stated she has 'personally' made it her God-given divine mission to do what she considers best for the stupid British public and keep the UK in the EU and under Brussels thumb – and put the proverbial 'mockers' on Mrs Mayhem's Tory Party snap election ploy by blocking the Brexit process dead in its tracks – by hook or by crook – or her broomstick merchant Grandma's black magic voodoo curses.

The cringe-worthy Miller''s 'Worst for Britain' campaign will formally launch next week and is rumoured to have appointed Gorgonella-Candida Wanker, sister of EUSSR President Jean-Clawed Wanker - as campaign director.

The Worst for Britain Crowdfunding site states it will support parliamentary candidates who commit to keeping the options open for the BBC propaganda mesmerised pro-EUSSR members of the British common herd - and fight to overturn this odious Brexit deal which threatens to destroy the right of the British blue collar rabble to be unencumbered visa-free Polish or German citizens - and wear leaderhosen and call themselves European.

After defeating the government at the Supreme Court, the self-opinionated Miller was subjected to a well deserved barrage of abuse, along with her fellow egocentric claimants who assumed the authority to know what's best for the majority of Brit's better than the 17:4 million who prudently decided to up-end Ted Heath's 1975 EUSSR betrayal and voted Leave.

Miller informed media hacks at the time she was 'shocked' to learn that the British people possessed the common sense to view her shallow intentions as self-serving – and considered her simply yet another 'IQ-deficient meddling immigrant twat' with a half-arsed education and delusions of political ambition.

Thus both sides will be re-forging ploughshares into swords and each socio-political corner's Spin-to-Win doctors ready with bullshit propaganda narratives and lie-infested rhetorical arguments – with Miller's self-delusional opinion predicting that Brexit will be the kick start point for World War III.

Nickerless Sturgeon, leader of the fascist Scottish Nonce Protectors Party– she who wants Independence for Scotland 'and' still be a part of the EUSSR and under Brussels' jackboot - will doubtless be right behind Miller's 'Worst for Britain' campaign – along with Lib-Dum leader – the clueless Tim 'Piranha Teeth' Farron – who, in his customary confused state, is campaigning that Mrs Basher al Assad, comely British wife of the West's current Number One black propaganda target – Syrian Pres' Basher al Assad – have her Brit citizenship revoked – as she's married to Mr Not Nice Guy 'and' voted 'Leave' in last June's Brexit referendum.

As to this meddlesome career whinge-bag Remoaner - a post-menopausal psychotic Remainiac – self-appointed Commander of the anti-Brexiteer Brigade – a publicly-despised uber-slut and reputed co-founder of the Guyana Chlamydia Society (aka the Smelly Snatch Club) - and serial divorcee / moneybags husband collector – we, the British public taxpayer / voting demographic – wish she'd fuck off back to the banana republic South American shithole she sprang from – and leave our 'for better or worse' democratic socio-political process to our own devices.

To wit, when the snap election date of June 8th has been n gone n the Nasty Party have an improved Parliamentary control majority and the Lib-Dum and Labour parties are left in even greater disarray, the self-opinionated Muddled Miller – who has currently deluded herself into believing her shit smells like perfume – will have to publicly admit that in fact her shit stinks – as she fades into the miasmic mists that engulf the self-toxic total of Andy Warhol's '15 minutes of Fame' acclaimers. Let's face it, even a well-polished turd like Miller is, at the end of the day – still a turd.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, when the sun is low in the sky, even narcissistic mental midgets like Gina Nadira Singh 'Pimples' Miller can cast a long shadow.

One thing to remember viz Brexit Britain – formerly Broken Britain dueTory PM Slaggie 'Groping Grocer's Daughter' Twatcher replacing Britain's prefix of 'Great' with that of 'Broken' - thanks to her intolerant post menopausal tantrums and psychotic frenzies - being at loggerheads with the miners, dockers and unions in general – and de-industrialising our once-sceptred isle in a fit of spiteful rage.
Now Brexit's underway we 'could' re-industrialise and our employment and economy aspects boom – if (Big 'IF') some fucker and their big brown dog put their minds to it.

Could investment bankster Moneybags Miller do that for Britain? Doubtful - for 'positive and constructive' action just ain't in her game book – she gets her rocks off queering some other fucker's pitch.

Fact is, if the meddling twat was managing any of our financial investments I'd be most concerned as the psychotic bitch ain't got her eye on the ball while she's 24/7 distracted - poking her busybody beak into other people's business – that's none of her come-lately immigrant concern - and attempting to force feed 'her opinion' of what's good for Britain down the throats of her British hosts – specifically the 17:4 million decisive 'majority' who voted LEAVE in last June's Brexit referendum.

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