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Tuesday, 28 February 2017
Thursday, 23 February 2017
Dickhead New Met Plod Squad Boss
In this morning's 'Incompetence Pays' expose special we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our covert whistle-blowing mole – Sgt Ron McSnitch, reporting 'heard it on the grapevine' tittle-tattle and Chinese whispers around the Scotland Yard 'pig sty' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Well, who says incompetence doesn't pay? The Nasty Party's Home Secretary, Amber Crudd, has confirmed the promotion of Cressida Dickhead to the post of Metropolitan Police Commissioner - the first split-arsed cop to take charge of London's 'Police Farce' – and succeeds Scouse scrote, Sir Bernard Hulk Hogan-Hopeless, who mismanaged the force from 2011 and now slopes off to a long-overdue retirement.
Interviewed by the Control Freaks Review, Sir Bernard described his replacement as 'a woman' and opined she was welcome to the thankless task of trying to arrest and prosecute House of Conmans MPs and the untouchable Freemason Vermin in Ermine peers in the Upper House of Frauds for their kiddie fiddling paedophile crimes.
Likewise London's reviled 'Remaniac' Mayor, Sadiq Khan, added "Cressida Dickhead is the first female (sic) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Plod Squad and the best possible choice to arrest US President Donald Chump if he dares come here to my city on a state visit."
The Common Purpose indoctrinated Ms Dickhead - co-founder of Oxford's Dragon School Halitosis Club, along with fellow student Fellattia 'Bad Breath' Gamaruche – previously headed the national policing lead on counter-terrorism - whose infamous 2005 Operation Fubar ridded London of Brazilian sparkies and most anyone else who could mend a fuse or repair a frayed flex - as foreign electrician types fled the capital to all points of the compass to avoid being murdered by MI5's myopic gung ho execution squads on the lookout for Muslim backpack bombers.
The inept 56-year old Dickhead – whose new post garners a salary of £270,648 quid per annum in return for her limited policing skills set - plus the usual stock in trade 'insult to the public's intelligence' benefits - departed company with the Met for a cushy Foreign Office post following 31 years of sub-standard service in 2014 - yet was selected for the commissioner's job ahead of National Police Chiefs' Council blonde moment chair-thing, Sara Thornton, and the graft and corruption-ridden Essex Police's ginger-mingin chief constable Stephen Kavanagh, and Scotland Yard's pig-eyed Mark Rowley-Poley.
Conversely her appointment has been criticised by the family of intelligence service homicide victim, Jean Charles de Menezes - who was wrongly shot dead (aka 'executed') while going for a ride on a train during a hit n miss Wile E Coyote style anti-terrorist operation she led in 2005.
A compromised jury later found the Met had broken health and safety laws by murdering Mr de Menezes, but decided there was no personal culpability for Dickhead (or the homicidal maniac psychos who shot him) – regardless of the fact she was the one with command responsible for this amateurish Biblical scale fuckup.
Following the class act snafu, internal Met back-biting gossip highlighted her incompetence at controlling the events that led up to the de Menezes disaster – but as she was a minority and had clearly been promoted well beyond her level of professional ability, she had to be protected on affirmative action grounds so those who made the mistake of promoting her were likewise afforded 'cover your ass' blame-dodging insurance for a stream of Goon Squad fubars which resulted from placing her in charge of implementing internal reforms at Scotland Yard - and being one of the two senior officers imprudently charged with security at the London 2012 Olympic Games – and who, regardless of being provided with spot on I-Spy information, failed to heed warnings and beat MI5 in locating the renegade German DVD's false flag nuke terrorist act device at Stratford.
Speaking off the record to one gutter press hack from the Shoot First Gazette, Commissioner Dickhead revealed: "This is a great second chance responsibility and an amazing opportunity to kill off lots more foreign workers who look like Muslim terrorist types – then turn the SO19 Firearms Unit loose on these arsehole Southern Rail strikers who've made me late for work all last week."
"Plus I'm looking forward immensely to protecting the people of London - (Yeah right – same as Jean Charles de Menezes) – by expanding the City's CCTV coverage from Barking Mad to Fuckingham Palace - and South Northwood to East Worstminster - to a panopticon surveillance level - and thanks so much to everyone who covered up my mistakes along the way."
As top dog of the largest and reputedly most corrupt police force in Broken Britain, Dickhead will be under pressure to make early – if not exactly 'the right' decisions - on whether to expedite her wishlist of staffing top Met positions with her feminista pals or roll out controversial spit-guards to prevent arrested yobs and scallies from gobbing on plods – or whether to deploy water cannons at the Snotting Hill Carnival to keep belligerent Yardies under control - and if Tasers should be issued to shit-for-brains traffic wardens and retail stores security thugs.
So what's the common herd street chat opinion on Dickhead's promotion? A bad choice all round it seems – for 'Crosswired' Cressida was the bitch with 'the buck stops here' responsibility for Gold Command and running the ill-fated July 2005 'Operation Total Fuckup' which resulted in an innocent 'clean-shaven' Brazilian Catholic and journeyman electrician, Jean Charles de Menezes, being mistaken by IQ-deficient security service morons – (who had never even heard of, let alone studied, Coulter's Law) - for a Mid-Eastern Muslim jihadi terrorist – Mohammad al Patsy - as he boarded a train at London's Stockwell Tube Station.
This team of bungling thugs were falsely identified as gung ho Specialist Firearms Command (SC&O19) operatives – to conceal the true fact that the hit squad was comprised of a crew of trigger happy Tonton Macoutes on secondment from the 22 SAS Force Recon's 'Shoot First Unit' to MI5’s Increment assassination gang – the very same shits who concealed military grade C4 explosive devices 'under' the train carriages to expedite the 7/7/2005 false flag 'let's demonise Islam' tube x 3 and bus x 1 bombings – all in aid of justifying Tony Bliar's New Labour government criminal involvement in the illegal invasion of Iraq.
Thought for the day. While rumours abound that the all-new Met boss stood a round of celebratory drink at Soho's 'ladies only' Sappho Club for her feminista mates – speculation runs wild regarding the unmarried Cressida Dick being gay or straight - or bent like a corkscrew and shags big dogs? The answer lies with revelations from some still unidentified lesbo skanger - or heterosexual bloke – or canine stray on Viagra.
But while 40% of the London public demographic canvassed are given to speculate she's a raving dyke – a further 40% are of the formed opinion she's a transvestite – kitted out with cock and balls – and in her name lies the cryptic gender bender identity clue – with the remaining 20% stating they couldn't give a flying fuck what her sexual orientation is – but are more concerned with getting mistaken for bomb-toting Muslim terrorists during her 'command' shift and cop for several bullets in the head while commuting on the London Underground.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Well, who says incompetence doesn't pay? The Nasty Party's Home Secretary, Amber Crudd, has confirmed the promotion of Cressida Dickhead to the post of Metropolitan Police Commissioner - the first split-arsed cop to take charge of London's 'Police Farce' – and succeeds Scouse scrote, Sir Bernard Hulk Hogan-Hopeless, who mismanaged the force from 2011 and now slopes off to a long-overdue retirement.
Interviewed by the Control Freaks Review, Sir Bernard described his replacement as 'a woman' and opined she was welcome to the thankless task of trying to arrest and prosecute House of Conmans MPs and the untouchable Freemason Vermin in Ermine peers in the Upper House of Frauds for their kiddie fiddling paedophile crimes.
Likewise London's reviled 'Remaniac' Mayor, Sadiq Khan, added "Cressida Dickhead is the first female (sic) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Plod Squad and the best possible choice to arrest US President Donald Chump if he dares come here to my city on a state visit."
The Common Purpose indoctrinated Ms Dickhead - co-founder of Oxford's Dragon School Halitosis Club, along with fellow student Fellattia 'Bad Breath' Gamaruche – previously headed the national policing lead on counter-terrorism - whose infamous 2005 Operation Fubar ridded London of Brazilian sparkies and most anyone else who could mend a fuse or repair a frayed flex - as foreign electrician types fled the capital to all points of the compass to avoid being murdered by MI5's myopic gung ho execution squads on the lookout for Muslim backpack bombers.
The inept 56-year old Dickhead – whose new post garners a salary of £270,648 quid per annum in return for her limited policing skills set - plus the usual stock in trade 'insult to the public's intelligence' benefits - departed company with the Met for a cushy Foreign Office post following 31 years of sub-standard service in 2014 - yet was selected for the commissioner's job ahead of National Police Chiefs' Council blonde moment chair-thing, Sara Thornton, and the graft and corruption-ridden Essex Police's ginger-mingin chief constable Stephen Kavanagh, and Scotland Yard's pig-eyed Mark Rowley-Poley.
Conversely her appointment has been criticised by the family of intelligence service homicide victim, Jean Charles de Menezes - who was wrongly shot dead (aka 'executed') while going for a ride on a train during a hit n miss Wile E Coyote style anti-terrorist operation she led in 2005.
A compromised jury later found the Met had broken health and safety laws by murdering Mr de Menezes, but decided there was no personal culpability for Dickhead (or the homicidal maniac psychos who shot him) – regardless of the fact she was the one with command responsible for this amateurish Biblical scale fuckup.
Following the class act snafu, internal Met back-biting gossip highlighted her incompetence at controlling the events that led up to the de Menezes disaster – but as she was a minority and had clearly been promoted well beyond her level of professional ability, she had to be protected on affirmative action grounds so those who made the mistake of promoting her were likewise afforded 'cover your ass' blame-dodging insurance for a stream of Goon Squad fubars which resulted from placing her in charge of implementing internal reforms at Scotland Yard - and being one of the two senior officers imprudently charged with security at the London 2012 Olympic Games – and who, regardless of being provided with spot on I-Spy information, failed to heed warnings and beat MI5 in locating the renegade German DVD's false flag nuke terrorist act device at Stratford.
Speaking off the record to one gutter press hack from the Shoot First Gazette, Commissioner Dickhead revealed: "This is a great second chance responsibility and an amazing opportunity to kill off lots more foreign workers who look like Muslim terrorist types – then turn the SO19 Firearms Unit loose on these arsehole Southern Rail strikers who've made me late for work all last week."
"Plus I'm looking forward immensely to protecting the people of London - (Yeah right – same as Jean Charles de Menezes) – by expanding the City's CCTV coverage from Barking Mad to Fuckingham Palace - and South Northwood to East Worstminster - to a panopticon surveillance level - and thanks so much to everyone who covered up my mistakes along the way."
As top dog of the largest and reputedly most corrupt police force in Broken Britain, Dickhead will be under pressure to make early – if not exactly 'the right' decisions - on whether to expedite her wishlist of staffing top Met positions with her feminista pals or roll out controversial spit-guards to prevent arrested yobs and scallies from gobbing on plods – or whether to deploy water cannons at the Snotting Hill Carnival to keep belligerent Yardies under control - and if Tasers should be issued to shit-for-brains traffic wardens and retail stores security thugs.
So what's the common herd street chat opinion on Dickhead's promotion? A bad choice all round it seems – for 'Crosswired' Cressida was the bitch with 'the buck stops here' responsibility for Gold Command and running the ill-fated July 2005 'Operation Total Fuckup' which resulted in an innocent 'clean-shaven' Brazilian Catholic and journeyman electrician, Jean Charles de Menezes, being mistaken by IQ-deficient security service morons – (who had never even heard of, let alone studied, Coulter's Law) - for a Mid-Eastern Muslim jihadi terrorist – Mohammad al Patsy - as he boarded a train at London's Stockwell Tube Station.
This team of bungling thugs were falsely identified as gung ho Specialist Firearms Command (SC&O19) operatives – to conceal the true fact that the hit squad was comprised of a crew of trigger happy Tonton Macoutes on secondment from the 22 SAS Force Recon's 'Shoot First Unit' to MI5’s Increment assassination gang – the very same shits who concealed military grade C4 explosive devices 'under' the train carriages to expedite the 7/7/2005 false flag 'let's demonise Islam' tube x 3 and bus x 1 bombings – all in aid of justifying Tony Bliar's New Labour government criminal involvement in the illegal invasion of Iraq.
Thought for the day. While rumours abound that the all-new Met boss stood a round of celebratory drink at Soho's 'ladies only' Sappho Club for her feminista mates – speculation runs wild regarding the unmarried Cressida Dick being gay or straight - or bent like a corkscrew and shags big dogs? The answer lies with revelations from some still unidentified lesbo skanger - or heterosexual bloke – or canine stray on Viagra.
But while 40% of the London public demographic canvassed are given to speculate she's a raving dyke – a further 40% are of the formed opinion she's a transvestite – kitted out with cock and balls – and in her name lies the cryptic gender bender identity clue – with the remaining 20% stating they couldn't give a flying fuck what her sexual orientation is – but are more concerned with getting mistaken for bomb-toting Muslim terrorists during her 'command' shift and cop for several bullets in the head while commuting on the London Underground.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Monday, 20 February 2017
Bliar / Lords Vow to Jam Brexit Trigger Action
In today’s ‘Treason Without Borders’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from ex-New Labour boilermaker, Lord Ron McScrote, ensconced on the uber-comfy red leather back benches of the House of Frauds and manning the mobile smart phone hotline to report on up-to-the-minute acts of anti-democratic treachery by his fellow low life peers for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – where 'ring of the anvil' dispatches will be hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire - to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Monday 20th February 2017, marks D-Day – or rather S-Day – with a large capital S - for Sabotage on a grand, treasonous scale – as Broken Britain's Parliamentary Upper House of Frauds geriatric dog wankers are set to stir in their £300 quid per diem seats and 'debate' (sic) the EUSSR Notification of Withdrawal Bill (aka Brexit's Article 50) – with a slew of egocentric and pompous titled 'Europhile Remoaners' – wholly unelected by popular vote - set on advocating all manner of moronic pick n mix amendments to the bill to ensure interminable delays and hopefully block it and force a second referendum or general election - all at the behest of the Brussels hierarchy – and / or to suit their self-serving greed / ego-motivated agendas – with the public voters' majority Leave vote kicked around like democratic trash to pull off their contrived narcissistic social engineering objective.
Meantime, around the avenues and alleyways of our once-sceptred isle, New Labour's cross-dressing ex-Slime Minister and notorious war criminal - Tony 'I have a right to speak' Bliar - calls on the type of brain dead morons who read (and believe) the gutter press red top tabloids - to 'rise up' against Brexit - and in a display of wishful engineered chaos - demand a second referendum.
Yet to those with a couple of common sense brain cells still in working order, batshit Bliar's Remaniac publicity speech is more scent than substance – for this vainglorious sociopath's obsessive money-grubbing presents precisely what we have become accustomed to from the lying twat – and in total accord with his paucity of compassion for the welfare of the working classes – to achieve his wish list post – President of the EUSSR - once class-act alkie drunkard Jean-Claude Wanker quits the job due frustrations that the graft and corruption-ridden Brussels pantomime is set on a course of self-destruction – with the blighted euro currency the first to self-consume – then the entire 20-odd nation community will pull a hard 'exit stage left' exodus - state by disillusioned, bankrupt state.
While the House of Frauds is infested with Brussels EUSSR-oath-taker traitors, 'Miranda' Bliar has his very own 'Tony Crony' cohort ready to echo the 'second referendum' scam and generally stir the shit and sow discord – none other than New Labour's thrice-fired Mr Fixit – that notorious arse bandit and gerbil felcher, Lord Molly Mandleson. Mind you, if there's dirty deeds to be done dirt cheap, then this egomaniacal sodomite scrote is bound to have a covert hand in it.
Scandalson, interviewed on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr 'Can You Believe This Crap' programme, urged peers not to 'throw in the towel' just to offset the chance of the Upper Doss House being abolished when they debate legislation to block Terry May's Nasty Party Brexit plan - but rather amend the Notification of Withdrawal Bill to protect the pension pot rights of ex-EUSSR ministers – such as himself.
What else might Broken Britain's taxpaying voters expect from the perfidious likes of Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers? Satan's little helpers – and both emissaries of treacherous roguery and shenanigans of the highest order of seditious felony.
Really, WTF is more repulsive in Bliar's soiled character - the pompous tosser's unqualified arrogance - his brazen hubris - or philargyrist motivations? How about We, the People, rise up, get the tumbrels rolling and drag Bliar up before a Nuremberg Mk 2 war crimes tribunal for the illegal invasion of Iraq.
Can any fucker or their dog believe owt this dingbat Bliar has to say with his toxic political legacy of lies n more lies to cover up the first lot of lies – such as shutting down the Plod Squad's Operation Ore kiddie fiddling investigation after his House of Conmans aid – Philip Lyons – was arrested for bumming underage sheep – then spicing up dodgy intelligence (sic) dossiers to justify an illegal invasion of Iraq – then okaying the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, the weapons of mass distraction whistle-blower – let alone his EUSSR complicity as embracing the Treaty of Lisbon and refusing the British public the promised referendum on acceptance of the piece of fascist trash.
This dog wanker appeared before Marylebone Magistrates Court in 1973 on a charge of soliciting for mano-et-mano bum sex around London's public toilets and gave a false name - Charles Lynton. Obviously the right stuff for New Labour Party leader n Slime Minister.
As the old maxim goes: know a person by their associates – co-war crim' Georgie Dubya Bush, sodomite pal Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, dodgy dossier doctor Alastair 'Alco-Pop' Campbell, cyclops paedo-scum nonce Gordon Broon, Charlie 'The Stooge' Falconer, Ashkenazi Edomite Kosher Nostra & pro-Jabotinskyist war crim – Israeli ZioNazi-Likit Party leader, Bobo Nuttyahoo - and the list of disreputables goes on and on.
Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, from whatever aspect of the moral compass he's viewed, is a self-indulgent, egocentric creature of diminishing returns – a political sideliner representing corporate elitist cartels – specifically in this case, the Brussels Malbolge.
Teflon Tony's the type of tosser that dogs bark at as he walks down the street – and who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to being coerced into shaking hands with him.
Bliar's a closet case paedo scrote – a jukebox politico - shove a few bob in and he'll sing any song you like – for the stooge antics of this clown push the breaking strain limits of tolerant patience.
For all his traitorous deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal – nor today's Brexit Remaniacs - kindly.
What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Phony Tony - had been strangled at birth – along with the entire Bliar clan - to ensure the eradication their venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against Phony Tony's tombstone and piss on his grave.
But Bliar and Scandalson are nowhere near alone in their traitorous mission, for alike the Lower House of Conmans, the Upper House of Frauds too is infested with Vermin in Ermine hypocrites and Judas apostates, who have sworn a blood oath of allegiance with the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy – plus the perpetual self-delusional egoistic contingent out to make a personal rebellious political posturing point – such as ex-Liberty top dog, Baroness Scabby Acrobati (Labour) and Lord Dicky Dipshit (Lib Dums) – jointly hell bent on initiating a game of Brexit ping pong – with the Article 50 Bill being kicked back and forth between the lower and upper chambers of Parliament with an ever-changing stream of moronic amendments and delay interminably Broken Britain's decampment from the EUSSR's 4th Reich totalitarian federation.
The pariah scum sore loser EUSSR Remoaners – all Brussels' jukebox politico glove puppets – whose principals are more scent than substance – will sing any tune Brussels require if they slip a few coins in – as exampled by the expenses-fiddling Lib Dum frontbench EUSSR Remainiac stooge, the ginger-mingin Baroness Lynne 'Skeletor' Featherbrain – yet another feminist zombie – and looking as though she's let her Botox treatments lapse - spoke to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrites Review – stating for the public record that unelected peers had a duty to block Brexit - in Brussels' best interests.
Yet another non-entity second-rate political has-been crawls out from under a rock and joins the Remoaners camp. None other than Labour's Peter (Gerald the Mole) Hain, ex-MP for Kenya - aka Lord Hain of the Underworld – a socio-political scumbag extraordinaire who aligned himself with the Biblical abomination shirt lifter cabal when he became the Honorary Vice-President of the Campaign for Homosexual Equality.
An inveterate liar and beta-male closet case fairy, Hain might be best remembered in the House of Conmans as 'Hain the Pain' for failure to declare some 20 donations worth a total of over £100,000 during his 2007 campaign to win the deputy leadership of the Labour Party – a post that went to the paedophilia promoting Harriet Harmful.
The egocentric and boringly ultra-arrogant Hain quit the Labour Party following public exposure in the Daily Shitraker of his African potash snorting addiction.
The gospel according to Lord Johnny Harmsway Rothermuck's Dacre-run Daily Arsewipe gutter press tabloid relates that the Nasty Party's post-menopausal Claire 'Notwork Rail' Perry (Tory MP for Old Scrotum) has been overheard chatting with Ken 'Groper' Clarke (MP for Bum's Rush) in Westminster's Paedophile Arms pub saloon bar publicly voicing a 'not quite' politically correct personal opinion that hard line Brexiteers are like scumbag Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorists and should be shot on sight – or have their heads cut off by ISIS baddy types.
Why the fluck is there any bone of contention in the lower House of Conmans - or amongst the upper House of Frauds unelected peers - regarding a Hard Brexit and triggering Article 50 – when We, the People, have made the decision?
Obviously there is no statute of limitations on gross stupidity – with their post-referendum streams of moronic sophistry and tautological rhetoric to undermine the democratic majority will of Britain's taxpaying voters.
Labour's Upper House of Frauds führer, career hypocrite and Remoaner Club leading light, Baroness Shabby Acrobati, has stated for the public record that she personally will sabotage Brexit with a slew of time-consuming asinine amendments – and kick start the threatened match of Chinese ping-pong with the lower House of Conmans viz such amendments to the EUSSR Withdrawal Bill - but by due Karmic return this menopausal ego-stricken immigrant-stock skanger will end up signing the electoral death warrant of the Labour Party itself.
Really, what qualifies this split-arsed IQ-deficient tosser to amend any fucking thing?
We, the boring, set-in-our-ways Anglo-Saxon peoples of our once-sceptred isle might well be viewed as a stereotyped Village Green Preservation Society ilk – but with regards to Parliament's 'unelected' House of Frauds and shot-up sub-continent economic migrant progeny with a racist chip on either shoulder - plus a socio-political point to make – such as she of the struck match haircut – rebel Labourite Lords führer - Baroness Shaggy Acrobati – attempting to 'have their say' and 'jam' the Brexit Article 50 trigger mechanism to keep us subservient to the Brussles' EUSSR 4th Reich totalitarian federation - these useless wankers can go the way of the dinosaur - extinction - as unable to evolve - or via an instantaneous Big Bang KT-Boundary Event – or a Common Herd vote to abolish the Vermin in Ermine doss house.
Parliament – ie 650 MP's - decided on an EUSSR In or Our (Remain / Leave) referendum and dispatched an explanatory leaflet to every household across Broken Britain which stated - without ambiguity - that 'we'll abide by your vote and implement whatever you, The People, decide' – and after they cop a majority Leave vote the wily Westminster oracle failed to predict they are now whingeing like a bunch of 'Remoaniacs' – and spewing out black propaganda faster than Machiavelli on crystal meth - over a result they personally did not want - and attempting to overturn and trash what constitutes the illusion of democracy.
Thus why did they cast an overwhelming vote for a referendum - then now intend to misuse the toxic veto power of the upper chamber to derail the Brexit majority vote?
If these Vermin in Ermine tossers – with the likes of former civil liberties whinger, Skaggy Chapatti, at their helm - even dare to expedite what they contemplate viz a Breixt block – such will be viewed as a constitutional outrage against the democratic will of the People.
So abolish the House of Frauds dosspit and turn it into a homeless shelter. These egocentric pondlife shits are long past their shelf life and need ditching – signing in each day for a £300 quid tax free cash-in-hand per diem and subsidised dining and grog – then after a quick nap on the back benches, off to Madame Spankie's discipline salon for a spot of BD/SM entertainment – or some kiddie fiddling paedo brothel – down in Chelsea's Max Mosley Memorial Gardens for an afternoon of Viagra-fuelled perverted sodomite sex.
Then, of course we have those of Molly Scandalson's ilk – the EUSSR self-preservation society bottom feeders – such as crossbench peer Lord Percy Pannick-Button QC, an eminent specialist in protecting mega-bucks pension rights - for more than a score of Upper House of Frauds peers - motivated solely by a self-interest greedster agenda - and expected to force changes to the Brexit Bill this week - are still earning tax-free mega-bucks salaries and pensions from Brussels.
Tony Bliar's thrice-fired ex-Prince of Darkness fixer, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, former Labour leader Lord Neil Pillock, , and Lord Chris 'Comb-over' Patten, who served in Mad Maggie Twatcher's paedo-infested cabinet, all still receive mega-bucks pensions from the Brussels EUSSR – along with a slew of other former MEPs and European commissioners receiving payouts from a Brussels pension pot estimated to be worth what bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.
Lord Molly Mandlelson of the Felchers
European Commissioner from November 2004 to October 2008
Estimated value of EU pension: £34,659 a year
Lord Neil Kinnock of the Ginger Mingin Stooges
European Commissioner from 1995 to 2004, Vice-President of the European Commission from 1999 to 2004
Estimated value of EU pension: £87,794 a year
Lord Chris Patten of the Comb-Overs
European Commissioner from January 2000 - November 2004
Estimated value of EU pension: £39,845 a year
Then we have the scum who swore a treasonous oath of loyalty to Brussels hierarchy: Baroness 'Chinless Cathy' Ashton and Labour pair Lord 'Stan the Man' Clinton-Davis and Lord Ivor 'Taffy' Richard, with EUSSR pension payments of £90,000 a year and Lord Tugmeoff raking in a £41,000 pension for his days as a Brussels 'Yes Man'.
Thought for the day. Withdrawal Bill? WTF? Que? Sounds like something the Vatican might conjure up to belay petitions for the Pope to okay the use of condoms and birth pills.
The Brexit trigger decision was never intended to be in the purview of House of Conmans MP's - (nor skanger scum like the meddling menopausal madcap Guyana Banana Republic's Gina Miller or war crim' scumster Tony Bliar or zillionaire Virgin - Richard Branston-Pickle - or the British Law Courts - nor that notorious doss pit – the House of Frauds – or Tory Europhile Remoaner Ken 'Groper' Clarke – or wee Jimmy Krankie's Scottish Nonce Party whingepots) - 'before' the referendum ballot - only after the 'Leave' fact majority vote was counted.
We, The People, were entrusted to make that decision in a democratic vote - and We voted LEAVE. What part of that can't these Remoaners get their collective pointy heads around?
Out means OUT! - and we want no part of the EUSSR or their single market, skewed laws and loopy legal system - nor their open borders immigration non-controls allowing hordes of Jolly Jihad terror-mongering rapists and their scrounging swan-roasting / carp-poaching kith n kin into our once-sceptred isle.
What bit don't the Remoaner camp not understand? Hmmm, a pity the Tory Nasty Party's transvestite PM, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, doesn't slap Brussels unelected EUSSR hierarchy – and the UK Remoaner camp - with the same 'No Options' or else ultimatum viz a Hard Brexit as she did with Broken Britain's GPs – demanding they run a 24/7 service or lose funding – which promptly elicited a broad spectrum 'go fuck yerself' response.
Why the shock n awe gob-smacked perplexity displayed by the Old Guard Establishment at the success of the Brexit populism political strategy to expedite a Biblical scale 'patriotism' sea change in the attitudes of the common herd – for the 99% are sick to the back teeth of the EUSSR Brussels kleptocracy and being lorded over by a bunch of unelected bureaucrats and their Corporate elitist Masters who pig out around the 50 seat European Round Table trough
This fresh wave of common herd populism might just equate as Pandora's Box for the Deep State Neo-Con PTB scum globally – with sweet fuck all left inside – including Hope - once it's opened and the Shades loosed.
But seriously, bollocks to the Remoaner camp – we've got bigger worries than leaving the EUSSR – such as a Trident nuclear weapons 'defence' (que? sic) system that doesn't work.
So bollocks to Bliar and the House of Frauds Vermin in Ermine scumsters conspiring to water down or block Brexit.
To my mind the real nail-biter news issues of the day are: scientists attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth believe they are just two years away from creating a hybrid embryo - now that's a real cool concept - and the fact that the asset-stripping corporate bid to buy out Marmite - life blood snackie spread of Broken Britain's working class - has gone tits up.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Monday 20th February 2017, marks D-Day – or rather S-Day – with a large capital S - for Sabotage on a grand, treasonous scale – as Broken Britain's Parliamentary Upper House of Frauds geriatric dog wankers are set to stir in their £300 quid per diem seats and 'debate' (sic) the EUSSR Notification of Withdrawal Bill (aka Brexit's Article 50) – with a slew of egocentric and pompous titled 'Europhile Remoaners' – wholly unelected by popular vote - set on advocating all manner of moronic pick n mix amendments to the bill to ensure interminable delays and hopefully block it and force a second referendum or general election - all at the behest of the Brussels hierarchy – and / or to suit their self-serving greed / ego-motivated agendas – with the public voters' majority Leave vote kicked around like democratic trash to pull off their contrived narcissistic social engineering objective.
Meantime, around the avenues and alleyways of our once-sceptred isle, New Labour's cross-dressing ex-Slime Minister and notorious war criminal - Tony 'I have a right to speak' Bliar - calls on the type of brain dead morons who read (and believe) the gutter press red top tabloids - to 'rise up' against Brexit - and in a display of wishful engineered chaos - demand a second referendum.
Yet to those with a couple of common sense brain cells still in working order, batshit Bliar's Remaniac publicity speech is more scent than substance – for this vainglorious sociopath's obsessive money-grubbing presents precisely what we have become accustomed to from the lying twat – and in total accord with his paucity of compassion for the welfare of the working classes – to achieve his wish list post – President of the EUSSR - once class-act alkie drunkard Jean-Claude Wanker quits the job due frustrations that the graft and corruption-ridden Brussels pantomime is set on a course of self-destruction – with the blighted euro currency the first to self-consume – then the entire 20-odd nation community will pull a hard 'exit stage left' exodus - state by disillusioned, bankrupt state.
While the House of Frauds is infested with Brussels EUSSR-oath-taker traitors, 'Miranda' Bliar has his very own 'Tony Crony' cohort ready to echo the 'second referendum' scam and generally stir the shit and sow discord – none other than New Labour's thrice-fired Mr Fixit – that notorious arse bandit and gerbil felcher, Lord Molly Mandleson. Mind you, if there's dirty deeds to be done dirt cheap, then this egomaniacal sodomite scrote is bound to have a covert hand in it.
Scandalson, interviewed on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr 'Can You Believe This Crap' programme, urged peers not to 'throw in the towel' just to offset the chance of the Upper Doss House being abolished when they debate legislation to block Terry May's Nasty Party Brexit plan - but rather amend the Notification of Withdrawal Bill to protect the pension pot rights of ex-EUSSR ministers – such as himself.
What else might Broken Britain's taxpaying voters expect from the perfidious likes of Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers? Satan's little helpers – and both emissaries of treacherous roguery and shenanigans of the highest order of seditious felony.
Really, WTF is more repulsive in Bliar's soiled character - the pompous tosser's unqualified arrogance - his brazen hubris - or philargyrist motivations? How about We, the People, rise up, get the tumbrels rolling and drag Bliar up before a Nuremberg Mk 2 war crimes tribunal for the illegal invasion of Iraq.
Can any fucker or their dog believe owt this dingbat Bliar has to say with his toxic political legacy of lies n more lies to cover up the first lot of lies – such as shutting down the Plod Squad's Operation Ore kiddie fiddling investigation after his House of Conmans aid – Philip Lyons – was arrested for bumming underage sheep – then spicing up dodgy intelligence (sic) dossiers to justify an illegal invasion of Iraq – then okaying the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, the weapons of mass distraction whistle-blower – let alone his EUSSR complicity as embracing the Treaty of Lisbon and refusing the British public the promised referendum on acceptance of the piece of fascist trash.
This dog wanker appeared before Marylebone Magistrates Court in 1973 on a charge of soliciting for mano-et-mano bum sex around London's public toilets and gave a false name - Charles Lynton. Obviously the right stuff for New Labour Party leader n Slime Minister.
As the old maxim goes: know a person by their associates – co-war crim' Georgie Dubya Bush, sodomite pal Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, dodgy dossier doctor Alastair 'Alco-Pop' Campbell, cyclops paedo-scum nonce Gordon Broon, Charlie 'The Stooge' Falconer, Ashkenazi Edomite Kosher Nostra & pro-Jabotinskyist war crim – Israeli ZioNazi-Likit Party leader, Bobo Nuttyahoo - and the list of disreputables goes on and on.
Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, from whatever aspect of the moral compass he's viewed, is a self-indulgent, egocentric creature of diminishing returns – a political sideliner representing corporate elitist cartels – specifically in this case, the Brussels Malbolge.
Teflon Tony's the type of tosser that dogs bark at as he walks down the street – and who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to being coerced into shaking hands with him.
Bliar's a closet case paedo scrote – a jukebox politico - shove a few bob in and he'll sing any song you like – for the stooge antics of this clown push the breaking strain limits of tolerant patience.
For all his traitorous deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal – nor today's Brexit Remaniacs - kindly.
What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Phony Tony - had been strangled at birth – along with the entire Bliar clan - to ensure the eradication their venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against Phony Tony's tombstone and piss on his grave.
But Bliar and Scandalson are nowhere near alone in their traitorous mission, for alike the Lower House of Conmans, the Upper House of Frauds too is infested with Vermin in Ermine hypocrites and Judas apostates, who have sworn a blood oath of allegiance with the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy – plus the perpetual self-delusional egoistic contingent out to make a personal rebellious political posturing point – such as ex-Liberty top dog, Baroness Scabby Acrobati (Labour) and Lord Dicky Dipshit (Lib Dums) – jointly hell bent on initiating a game of Brexit ping pong – with the Article 50 Bill being kicked back and forth between the lower and upper chambers of Parliament with an ever-changing stream of moronic amendments and delay interminably Broken Britain's decampment from the EUSSR's 4th Reich totalitarian federation.
The pariah scum sore loser EUSSR Remoaners – all Brussels' jukebox politico glove puppets – whose principals are more scent than substance – will sing any tune Brussels require if they slip a few coins in – as exampled by the expenses-fiddling Lib Dum frontbench EUSSR Remainiac stooge, the ginger-mingin Baroness Lynne 'Skeletor' Featherbrain – yet another feminist zombie – and looking as though she's let her Botox treatments lapse - spoke to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrites Review – stating for the public record that unelected peers had a duty to block Brexit - in Brussels' best interests.
Yet another non-entity second-rate political has-been crawls out from under a rock and joins the Remoaners camp. None other than Labour's Peter (Gerald the Mole) Hain, ex-MP for Kenya - aka Lord Hain of the Underworld – a socio-political scumbag extraordinaire who aligned himself with the Biblical abomination shirt lifter cabal when he became the Honorary Vice-President of the Campaign for Homosexual Equality.
An inveterate liar and beta-male closet case fairy, Hain might be best remembered in the House of Conmans as 'Hain the Pain' for failure to declare some 20 donations worth a total of over £100,000 during his 2007 campaign to win the deputy leadership of the Labour Party – a post that went to the paedophilia promoting Harriet Harmful.
The egocentric and boringly ultra-arrogant Hain quit the Labour Party following public exposure in the Daily Shitraker of his African potash snorting addiction.
The gospel according to Lord Johnny Harmsway Rothermuck's Dacre-run Daily Arsewipe gutter press tabloid relates that the Nasty Party's post-menopausal Claire 'Notwork Rail' Perry (Tory MP for Old Scrotum) has been overheard chatting with Ken 'Groper' Clarke (MP for Bum's Rush) in Westminster's Paedophile Arms pub saloon bar publicly voicing a 'not quite' politically correct personal opinion that hard line Brexiteers are like scumbag Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorists and should be shot on sight – or have their heads cut off by ISIS baddy types.
Why the fluck is there any bone of contention in the lower House of Conmans - or amongst the upper House of Frauds unelected peers - regarding a Hard Brexit and triggering Article 50 – when We, the People, have made the decision?
Obviously there is no statute of limitations on gross stupidity – with their post-referendum streams of moronic sophistry and tautological rhetoric to undermine the democratic majority will of Britain's taxpaying voters.
Labour's Upper House of Frauds führer, career hypocrite and Remoaner Club leading light, Baroness Shabby Acrobati, has stated for the public record that she personally will sabotage Brexit with a slew of time-consuming asinine amendments – and kick start the threatened match of Chinese ping-pong with the lower House of Conmans viz such amendments to the EUSSR Withdrawal Bill - but by due Karmic return this menopausal ego-stricken immigrant-stock skanger will end up signing the electoral death warrant of the Labour Party itself.
Really, what qualifies this split-arsed IQ-deficient tosser to amend any fucking thing?
We, the boring, set-in-our-ways Anglo-Saxon peoples of our once-sceptred isle might well be viewed as a stereotyped Village Green Preservation Society ilk – but with regards to Parliament's 'unelected' House of Frauds and shot-up sub-continent economic migrant progeny with a racist chip on either shoulder - plus a socio-political point to make – such as she of the struck match haircut – rebel Labourite Lords führer - Baroness Shaggy Acrobati – attempting to 'have their say' and 'jam' the Brexit Article 50 trigger mechanism to keep us subservient to the Brussles' EUSSR 4th Reich totalitarian federation - these useless wankers can go the way of the dinosaur - extinction - as unable to evolve - or via an instantaneous Big Bang KT-Boundary Event – or a Common Herd vote to abolish the Vermin in Ermine doss house.
Parliament – ie 650 MP's - decided on an EUSSR In or Our (Remain / Leave) referendum and dispatched an explanatory leaflet to every household across Broken Britain which stated - without ambiguity - that 'we'll abide by your vote and implement whatever you, The People, decide' – and after they cop a majority Leave vote the wily Westminster oracle failed to predict they are now whingeing like a bunch of 'Remoaniacs' – and spewing out black propaganda faster than Machiavelli on crystal meth - over a result they personally did not want - and attempting to overturn and trash what constitutes the illusion of democracy.
Thus why did they cast an overwhelming vote for a referendum - then now intend to misuse the toxic veto power of the upper chamber to derail the Brexit majority vote?
If these Vermin in Ermine tossers – with the likes of former civil liberties whinger, Skaggy Chapatti, at their helm - even dare to expedite what they contemplate viz a Breixt block – such will be viewed as a constitutional outrage against the democratic will of the People.
So abolish the House of Frauds dosspit and turn it into a homeless shelter. These egocentric pondlife shits are long past their shelf life and need ditching – signing in each day for a £300 quid tax free cash-in-hand per diem and subsidised dining and grog – then after a quick nap on the back benches, off to Madame Spankie's discipline salon for a spot of BD/SM entertainment – or some kiddie fiddling paedo brothel – down in Chelsea's Max Mosley Memorial Gardens for an afternoon of Viagra-fuelled perverted sodomite sex.
Then, of course we have those of Molly Scandalson's ilk – the EUSSR self-preservation society bottom feeders – such as crossbench peer Lord Percy Pannick-Button QC, an eminent specialist in protecting mega-bucks pension rights - for more than a score of Upper House of Frauds peers - motivated solely by a self-interest greedster agenda - and expected to force changes to the Brexit Bill this week - are still earning tax-free mega-bucks salaries and pensions from Brussels.
Tony Bliar's thrice-fired ex-Prince of Darkness fixer, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, former Labour leader Lord Neil Pillock, , and Lord Chris 'Comb-over' Patten, who served in Mad Maggie Twatcher's paedo-infested cabinet, all still receive mega-bucks pensions from the Brussels EUSSR – along with a slew of other former MEPs and European commissioners receiving payouts from a Brussels pension pot estimated to be worth what bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.
Lord Molly Mandlelson of the Felchers
European Commissioner from November 2004 to October 2008
Estimated value of EU pension: £34,659 a year
Lord Neil Kinnock of the Ginger Mingin Stooges
European Commissioner from 1995 to 2004, Vice-President of the European Commission from 1999 to 2004
Estimated value of EU pension: £87,794 a year
Lord Chris Patten of the Comb-Overs
European Commissioner from January 2000 - November 2004
Estimated value of EU pension: £39,845 a year
Then we have the scum who swore a treasonous oath of loyalty to Brussels hierarchy: Baroness 'Chinless Cathy' Ashton and Labour pair Lord 'Stan the Man' Clinton-Davis and Lord Ivor 'Taffy' Richard, with EUSSR pension payments of £90,000 a year and Lord Tugmeoff raking in a £41,000 pension for his days as a Brussels 'Yes Man'.
Thought for the day. Withdrawal Bill? WTF? Que? Sounds like something the Vatican might conjure up to belay petitions for the Pope to okay the use of condoms and birth pills.
The Brexit trigger decision was never intended to be in the purview of House of Conmans MP's - (nor skanger scum like the meddling menopausal madcap Guyana Banana Republic's Gina Miller or war crim' scumster Tony Bliar or zillionaire Virgin - Richard Branston-Pickle - or the British Law Courts - nor that notorious doss pit – the House of Frauds – or Tory Europhile Remoaner Ken 'Groper' Clarke – or wee Jimmy Krankie's Scottish Nonce Party whingepots) - 'before' the referendum ballot - only after the 'Leave' fact majority vote was counted.
We, The People, were entrusted to make that decision in a democratic vote - and We voted LEAVE. What part of that can't these Remoaners get their collective pointy heads around?
Out means OUT! - and we want no part of the EUSSR or their single market, skewed laws and loopy legal system - nor their open borders immigration non-controls allowing hordes of Jolly Jihad terror-mongering rapists and their scrounging swan-roasting / carp-poaching kith n kin into our once-sceptred isle.
What bit don't the Remoaner camp not understand? Hmmm, a pity the Tory Nasty Party's transvestite PM, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, doesn't slap Brussels unelected EUSSR hierarchy – and the UK Remoaner camp - with the same 'No Options' or else ultimatum viz a Hard Brexit as she did with Broken Britain's GPs – demanding they run a 24/7 service or lose funding – which promptly elicited a broad spectrum 'go fuck yerself' response.
Why the shock n awe gob-smacked perplexity displayed by the Old Guard Establishment at the success of the Brexit populism political strategy to expedite a Biblical scale 'patriotism' sea change in the attitudes of the common herd – for the 99% are sick to the back teeth of the EUSSR Brussels kleptocracy and being lorded over by a bunch of unelected bureaucrats and their Corporate elitist Masters who pig out around the 50 seat European Round Table trough
This fresh wave of common herd populism might just equate as Pandora's Box for the Deep State Neo-Con PTB scum globally – with sweet fuck all left inside – including Hope - once it's opened and the Shades loosed.
But seriously, bollocks to the Remoaner camp – we've got bigger worries than leaving the EUSSR – such as a Trident nuclear weapons 'defence' (que? sic) system that doesn't work.
So bollocks to Bliar and the House of Frauds Vermin in Ermine scumsters conspiring to water down or block Brexit.
To my mind the real nail-biter news issues of the day are: scientists attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth believe they are just two years away from creating a hybrid embryo - now that's a real cool concept - and the fact that the asset-stripping corporate bid to buy out Marmite - life blood snackie spread of Broken Britain's working class - has gone tits up.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Thursday, 2 February 2017
Caledonian Nonce Abuse Inquiry: a Charade?
In today’s ‘Conspiracy of Silence’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip reported by our frontline nonce-hunting media correspondent, Catamite Jack, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities closet inside Edinburgh's Holyrood Parliament building for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
As the banner headline states – will bonny Nonceland's historic paedophile sexual abuse inquiry morph into a pantomime and, by sinister bureaucratic design, is doomed to be coerced and fail – from day one?
More than 100 institutions, including several top private schools, churches, child care homes, pet shops, boy scout troupes, petting farms and hospital mortuaries are to be investigated by the Scottish sexual abuse inquiry, it is now confirmed – with, typically, nary a mention of the Aberdeenshire's corrupt Plod Squad or bent Crown Office panjandrums – past and present – nor crooked Glaswegian money-laundering / media-gagging / paedo-protecting solicitors - being on the target list for scrutiny of their respective cover-up crimes and whitewash misdemeanours related to historic kiddie fiddling complaints.
The probe's latest chairperson, Judge Lady Shit – yet another institutional dogsbody - informed one gutter press hack from the Necrophiliacs Gazette she intends to investigate an excess of 101 locations where kiddie fiddling, animal buggery, corpse bonking and felching abuses are alleged to have taken place.
Senior Judge, Lady Anne Shit has been appointed the new chairwoman of the Scottish government's child abuse inquiry, taking over the probe's lead role from legal landwhale, Susie 'The Pug' O'Brien QC, following her self-preservation act of resignation after she was advised by one member of the Scottish Rite Freemason's Speculative Society to 'keep things simple – or else' – and returned to her former pugilist career as a bare knuckle fist fighter.
This selective inquisition – already branded as yet another total sham scam cover-up and whitewash by critics and paedo sex abuse victims alike - is tasked with examining historical allegations of child abuse in Scotland – another slapstick farce expected to challenge John Chilcot's world record of a seven year foot-dragging Iraq War Whitewash inquiry (that blamed none of the guilty parties) - and will look at the extent of abuse of children in care - to identify systemic failures.
Que? WTF? systemic failures? How about the fact that the entire government and legal systems are corrupt to the core and infested with Masonic paedo-sodomite perverts hell bent on maintaining an 'omerta of silence' and their untouchable child molesting status quo – and Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – offering 1,000 to 1 odds that on a par with the Met's previous Operation Westminster Kiddie Fiddler – the Scottish Nonce Ponce inquiry will prove yet another establishment coverup and some hapless dog wanker who exposed himself to a field of sheep – or some establishment worthy who had since died of a 48 hour terminal cancer virus - cops the rap for their elitist Masonic brethren social betters
So the burning question of the day is – will the Lady Shit-chaired official Scottish 'Nonce Ponce Inquiry' be finally investigating the now-17-year old scandal centred on a Down's Syndrome girl, the-then six-year old Hollie Greig that involves the sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs and disabled children at their homes and the Beechwood Special School by an elitist, untouchable Satanist / infanticide paedo ring based in Aberdeen (Scotland's Sin City Central) – a scandal that has been avoided like the plague by Grampian Police since complaints were filed by Hollie's mother back in 2000.
Or the more recent ignominious paedo scandal on Viscount Peterscam's A-listed Aberdeenshire Cringemoregate Estate where the tenant Docherty family were residents – until some local elitist Masonic pederast attempted to 'buy' access to their autistic son for purposes of sexual abuse deviation – and since the morally incensed Mr & Mrs Docherty reported the matter to a wholly disinterested local Plod Squad the family have been hounded by a pick n mix assortment of shadowy crooked establishment agents and corrupt social service trolls - and forced to flee nonce-infested Scotland for the Irish Republic – where the official Masonic Pederast Fraternity harassment continues unabated.
Of course, viz the Hollie Greig child sexual abuse scandal, we expect it to be ignored - and covered up - with extreme prejudice as it has been since 2000 by the Grampian Plod Squad, Crown Office Lord Advocates, First, Second & Third Ministers – specifically Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and his wee nippy replacement Nicola McSturgeon.
Justice for Hollie Greig campaigner Robert Green – a Welshman living in England and arrested in his English home twice by the Aberdeen Plod Squad – then twice jailed in their Victorian era excuses for prisons by Nonceland's graft & corruption-ridden Masonic-paedo / sodomite-infested legal system - to discredit and silence him – discussed Hollie's case at length during a personal, private interview with Lady Shit in Edinburgh a couple of years ago – which resulted in the scandal continuing to be an ignored 'cold case' with zero evidence to support the complaint - even though Hollie named 22 of her abusers and medical examinations / reports revealed she had been repeatedly abused sexually and further infected with an STD while still pre-pubescent.
Perhaps, in a perfect world, the Lady Shit-led inquiry will repeal the pompous Lord Sluggie Cullen's arrogant 100 year gag order on his corrupt Dunblane Massacre inquiry findings and the Truth finally be made public regarding the 1996 homicidal actions of the Perthshire Freemason's chief paedo pimp, Thomas Watt Hamilton's two gun school kids murder spree?
Hmmm, don't hold yer breath – as long as Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society pond life control freak sexual perverts comprise the upper echelon of the political / judicial aristocracy.
Will Lady Shit be reviewing the corrupt cover-up case of the Scottish Legal Aid Board's Head of Legal Services, Douglas 'Bummer' Haggarty (aka The Beast of St Enoch's), arrested (by his Masonic Plod Squad brothers) but never prosecuted after being caught stuck up the rear end of an underage rent boy in Glassie's British Home Stores public toilets one Saturday afternoon back in 2009?
Yep, like the old maxim states: It's not what you know – but who you know.
Doubtless another criminal sex case dismissed as 'not in the public interest' or 'insufficient evidence to convict' by the top dog Crown Office Lord Advocate /s.
The only reason they get appointed (no – not elected – hence the career / promotion corruption gravy train) – is the fact they are Establishment mouthpiece political pets who roll over, bark as required, then say nowt and play dead when the occasion demands.
Judge Lady Shit further informed media hacks that the schools being specifically investigated in her national child abuse inquiry are Fettes College, Gordonstoun, the former Ben Dover Academy, Loretto School and Merchiston Castle School.
The inquiry will also investigate faith-based organisations run by religious orders, including the Benedictines, Sisters of Nazareth and the Christian Brothers at their St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites – in addition to three establishments run by the Church of Nonceand.
Some of the school named are amongst the costliest fee-paying educational establishments in Scotland. The fees for Fettes and Gordonstoun are a gob-smacking £31,000 quid a year for a sex abuse education in sodomy and suck n swallow fellatio - while Loretto and Merchiston Castle charge £30,000 nicker for a similar sexual curriculum.
Hmmm, little wonder the celeb' likes of Tony Bliar (Fettes) and Prince Dobby (Gordonstoun) walk funny – obviously the result of one too many schooldays buggerings.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38799049
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/fettes-gordonstoun-loretto-merchiston-castle-9728238
Thought for the day. Ugly – and doubtless unverified - rumours do abound – and, as the old maxim goes, where there's smoke, there's fire – (or in this case some criminal class paedo abuse sex scandal inferno) - that Lady Shit herself is an active Dominatrix member of Edinburgh's 'Violate BD/SM Club'.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, perjuriously corrupt Oxford Uni' Principals, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Palestinian, Yemeni or Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
As the banner headline states – will bonny Nonceland's historic paedophile sexual abuse inquiry morph into a pantomime and, by sinister bureaucratic design, is doomed to be coerced and fail – from day one?
More than 100 institutions, including several top private schools, churches, child care homes, pet shops, boy scout troupes, petting farms and hospital mortuaries are to be investigated by the Scottish sexual abuse inquiry, it is now confirmed – with, typically, nary a mention of the Aberdeenshire's corrupt Plod Squad or bent Crown Office panjandrums – past and present – nor crooked Glaswegian money-laundering / media-gagging / paedo-protecting solicitors - being on the target list for scrutiny of their respective cover-up crimes and whitewash misdemeanours related to historic kiddie fiddling complaints.
The probe's latest chairperson, Judge Lady Shit – yet another institutional dogsbody - informed one gutter press hack from the Necrophiliacs Gazette she intends to investigate an excess of 101 locations where kiddie fiddling, animal buggery, corpse bonking and felching abuses are alleged to have taken place.
Senior Judge, Lady Anne Shit has been appointed the new chairwoman of the Scottish government's child abuse inquiry, taking over the probe's lead role from legal landwhale, Susie 'The Pug' O'Brien QC, following her self-preservation act of resignation after she was advised by one member of the Scottish Rite Freemason's Speculative Society to 'keep things simple – or else' – and returned to her former pugilist career as a bare knuckle fist fighter.
This selective inquisition – already branded as yet another total sham scam cover-up and whitewash by critics and paedo sex abuse victims alike - is tasked with examining historical allegations of child abuse in Scotland – another slapstick farce expected to challenge John Chilcot's world record of a seven year foot-dragging Iraq War Whitewash inquiry (that blamed none of the guilty parties) - and will look at the extent of abuse of children in care - to identify systemic failures.
Que? WTF? systemic failures? How about the fact that the entire government and legal systems are corrupt to the core and infested with Masonic paedo-sodomite perverts hell bent on maintaining an 'omerta of silence' and their untouchable child molesting status quo – and Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – offering 1,000 to 1 odds that on a par with the Met's previous Operation Westminster Kiddie Fiddler – the Scottish Nonce Ponce inquiry will prove yet another establishment coverup and some hapless dog wanker who exposed himself to a field of sheep – or some establishment worthy who had since died of a 48 hour terminal cancer virus - cops the rap for their elitist Masonic brethren social betters
So the burning question of the day is – will the Lady Shit-chaired official Scottish 'Nonce Ponce Inquiry' be finally investigating the now-17-year old scandal centred on a Down's Syndrome girl, the-then six-year old Hollie Greig that involves the sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs and disabled children at their homes and the Beechwood Special School by an elitist, untouchable Satanist / infanticide paedo ring based in Aberdeen (Scotland's Sin City Central) – a scandal that has been avoided like the plague by Grampian Police since complaints were filed by Hollie's mother back in 2000.
Or the more recent ignominious paedo scandal on Viscount Peterscam's A-listed Aberdeenshire Cringemoregate Estate where the tenant Docherty family were residents – until some local elitist Masonic pederast attempted to 'buy' access to their autistic son for purposes of sexual abuse deviation – and since the morally incensed Mr & Mrs Docherty reported the matter to a wholly disinterested local Plod Squad the family have been hounded by a pick n mix assortment of shadowy crooked establishment agents and corrupt social service trolls - and forced to flee nonce-infested Scotland for the Irish Republic – where the official Masonic Pederast Fraternity harassment continues unabated.
Of course, viz the Hollie Greig child sexual abuse scandal, we expect it to be ignored - and covered up - with extreme prejudice as it has been since 2000 by the Grampian Plod Squad, Crown Office Lord Advocates, First, Second & Third Ministers – specifically Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and his wee nippy replacement Nicola McSturgeon.
Justice for Hollie Greig campaigner Robert Green – a Welshman living in England and arrested in his English home twice by the Aberdeen Plod Squad – then twice jailed in their Victorian era excuses for prisons by Nonceland's graft & corruption-ridden Masonic-paedo / sodomite-infested legal system - to discredit and silence him – discussed Hollie's case at length during a personal, private interview with Lady Shit in Edinburgh a couple of years ago – which resulted in the scandal continuing to be an ignored 'cold case' with zero evidence to support the complaint - even though Hollie named 22 of her abusers and medical examinations / reports revealed she had been repeatedly abused sexually and further infected with an STD while still pre-pubescent.
Perhaps, in a perfect world, the Lady Shit-led inquiry will repeal the pompous Lord Sluggie Cullen's arrogant 100 year gag order on his corrupt Dunblane Massacre inquiry findings and the Truth finally be made public regarding the 1996 homicidal actions of the Perthshire Freemason's chief paedo pimp, Thomas Watt Hamilton's two gun school kids murder spree?
Hmmm, don't hold yer breath – as long as Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society pond life control freak sexual perverts comprise the upper echelon of the political / judicial aristocracy.
Will Lady Shit be reviewing the corrupt cover-up case of the Scottish Legal Aid Board's Head of Legal Services, Douglas 'Bummer' Haggarty (aka The Beast of St Enoch's), arrested (by his Masonic Plod Squad brothers) but never prosecuted after being caught stuck up the rear end of an underage rent boy in Glassie's British Home Stores public toilets one Saturday afternoon back in 2009?
Yep, like the old maxim states: It's not what you know – but who you know.
Doubtless another criminal sex case dismissed as 'not in the public interest' or 'insufficient evidence to convict' by the top dog Crown Office Lord Advocate /s.
The only reason they get appointed (no – not elected – hence the career / promotion corruption gravy train) – is the fact they are Establishment mouthpiece political pets who roll over, bark as required, then say nowt and play dead when the occasion demands.
Judge Lady Shit further informed media hacks that the schools being specifically investigated in her national child abuse inquiry are Fettes College, Gordonstoun, the former Ben Dover Academy, Loretto School and Merchiston Castle School.
The inquiry will also investigate faith-based organisations run by religious orders, including the Benedictines, Sisters of Nazareth and the Christian Brothers at their St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites – in addition to three establishments run by the Church of Nonceand.
Some of the school named are amongst the costliest fee-paying educational establishments in Scotland. The fees for Fettes and Gordonstoun are a gob-smacking £31,000 quid a year for a sex abuse education in sodomy and suck n swallow fellatio - while Loretto and Merchiston Castle charge £30,000 nicker for a similar sexual curriculum.
Hmmm, little wonder the celeb' likes of Tony Bliar (Fettes) and Prince Dobby (Gordonstoun) walk funny – obviously the result of one too many schooldays buggerings.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38799049
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/fettes-gordonstoun-loretto-merchiston-castle-9728238
Thought for the day. Ugly – and doubtless unverified - rumours do abound – and, as the old maxim goes, where there's smoke, there's fire – (or in this case some criminal class paedo abuse sex scandal inferno) - that Lady Shit herself is an active Dominatrix member of Edinburgh's 'Violate BD/SM Club'.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, perjuriously corrupt Oxford Uni' Principals, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Palestinian, Yemeni or Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday, 1 February 2017
Far from the Madding, Moral Crowd
In this morning’s ‘Bonny Nonceland Satanist Paedo Cult Expose’ cryptic message edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Residents of Cringemore Hamlets - built in the early Noughties at the Criminalgate Estate to exploit its pristine isolation value location on the hillside above Loch McNonce in the Scaberdeenshire Highlands - enjoy what they claim is the nearest thing to Utopia on Earth – a commune where tranquil peace and quiet prevails – and, being so far from the madding, moral crowd – and whatever passes as an excuse for law and order in Scotland - anything goes.
The community's landlord, Sir William Hopeless - aka Viscount Pearshaped, is the incumbent Laird of north-east Scaberdeenshire's A-listed Criminalgate Estate and it's 14th century Nonce Manor – and too a Worshipful secret handshake 33rd Degree Brother of Nonceland's elitist Masonic Speculative Society – (Peterhead's Tartan Tadgers Paedo Lodge 666) – and sadly the last of his perverted line – as all children to date are reported to have drowned in the nearby Loch of Strathberg.
Doubtless the establishment and maintenance of any idealist ‘Promised Land’ is obviously governed by certain rules and regulations that to some might well appear as dystopian – and draconic - as only those with Freemasonic links are granted the title deeds for their properties - yet oddly prohibited from keeping ducks, rabbits, pigeons, bees, Ukrainian mail-order brides or Thai ladyboys.
Households are allowed to have one dog (small and of the non-barking variety) – or a cuddly she-moggy (ginger-mingin tomcats prohibited) - but controversially all bairns under the age of 18 to be fostered at the Estate Warden's Catamites Corner gate lodge.
While one leftist estate agent described the community as inhabited by kiddie-bumming Satanist ogres, to qualify to own a property at Cringemore Hamlets you must be over 50 years of age, with all female residents having to produce a medical certificate to prove they are menopausal and well past child-bearing age.
Retired Dunblane cormorant strangler, Hector Watt McTwat, confided to one gutter press hack from the Misanthropist's Gazette that the child-free element was what attracted him and wife Medusa to the 69-home development. “There’s no screamin’ brats ter piss yer off or come around annoyin’ an’ mitherin’ when yer busy polishin’ bird crap off yer pet tortoise - or creostin’ yer wooden leg ter stop the death watch beetle.”
Ms Chlamydia Major, consulting Masonic Dark Arts Witch and political seer for Nicola McKrankie's 'Wee Nippy' SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) government -and author of the best-selling ‘The Life and Times of a Ferryhill Broomstick Jockey’ – who retired from her post as a 'teacher' at Hampstead's infamous Christ Church Primary School for Latter Day Catamites and purchased a property at Pederast Terraces when the community was originally developed in a 2000 joint venture undertaken by Viscount Hopeless and Sheriff Buchanan Builders, revealed during an interview on Channel 7’s ‘Headbanger’s Half-Hour’ programme last year “It’s so very isolated and quiet here that I had to buy a new ‘whisper mode’ personal jackrabbit vibrator. The other was that noisy it was disturbing my next door neighbour, Winnie, who could hear it buzzing away when I was giving myself one up the jacksy in bed at night.”
“Anyway, adult sex aids besides, we just have a corner shop here that fortunately sells C-cell vibe batteries – but no big Greedy Grocer Pestco or Pukesburys supermarkets – plus there’s only the one pub up on the hill about a mile away – the Sheep Shaggers Arms - and you can’t get served if you’re under 50 – so that keeps all the riff-raff Yuppie types out – and visitors have to leave their children with our Estate Warden, DC Alan Low, at the gate lodge when they arrive – for safe keeping.”
“Disregarding the asinine restraints of political correctness, we also have our community guarded 24/7 with patrolling security from the G4S Renta-Thug agency - and a huge sign at the estate’s entrance stating 'No Scumbag Nosy Commoners Allowed'.
“While our master lease agreements have been challenged in court by couples with kiddies, we are still able to deny residence and ensure the community isn't inundated with rug-munching dykes or effeminate faggot types – or educationally sub-normal window-lickers."
"No brainless yobs or lager lout scallies or chavs either - nor nasty pit bull terriers trying to bite your leg off when you go out for a walk – and no dogshit on the lawns. And best of all, no screaming rug rats now that awkward Docherty bunch and their sprogs have done a moonlight to Ireland. Very unsociable people – refused to accept Lucifer as the one true God - and rebuffed DC Alan Low from taking charge of their kiddies down at his gate lodge kindergarten."
Are you fed up living in Asbo Central and waking up of a morning to find the front door kicked in, your best Sunday-wear tartan kilt missing from the washing line - and a bunch of Albanian swan-roasting pikeys squatting in your garden shed?
Would you like to move out of your current city overspill ‘Grotty Ghetto’ sink or swim council estate and live in Cringemore Hamlets – and have Criminalgate's Estate Warden, the fingers-deficient DC Alan Low, look after the kiddies while you and the missus take a well-earned break and learn all about Satan worship and ritual blood sacrifices?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a freehold tenancy to a property in our elite Highland ‘Hermit’s Corner’ housing development – and all for a one-off down payment price of your firstborn (under 12 male or female acceptable – must be virgin).
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Residents of Cringemore Hamlets - built in the early Noughties at the Criminalgate Estate to exploit its pristine isolation value location on the hillside above Loch McNonce in the Scaberdeenshire Highlands - enjoy what they claim is the nearest thing to Utopia on Earth – a commune where tranquil peace and quiet prevails – and, being so far from the madding, moral crowd – and whatever passes as an excuse for law and order in Scotland - anything goes.
The community's landlord, Sir William Hopeless - aka Viscount Pearshaped, is the incumbent Laird of north-east Scaberdeenshire's A-listed Criminalgate Estate and it's 14th century Nonce Manor – and too a Worshipful secret handshake 33rd Degree Brother of Nonceland's elitist Masonic Speculative Society – (Peterhead's Tartan Tadgers Paedo Lodge 666) – and sadly the last of his perverted line – as all children to date are reported to have drowned in the nearby Loch of Strathberg.
Doubtless the establishment and maintenance of any idealist ‘Promised Land’ is obviously governed by certain rules and regulations that to some might well appear as dystopian – and draconic - as only those with Freemasonic links are granted the title deeds for their properties - yet oddly prohibited from keeping ducks, rabbits, pigeons, bees, Ukrainian mail-order brides or Thai ladyboys.
Households are allowed to have one dog (small and of the non-barking variety) – or a cuddly she-moggy (ginger-mingin tomcats prohibited) - but controversially all bairns under the age of 18 to be fostered at the Estate Warden's Catamites Corner gate lodge.
While one leftist estate agent described the community as inhabited by kiddie-bumming Satanist ogres, to qualify to own a property at Cringemore Hamlets you must be over 50 years of age, with all female residents having to produce a medical certificate to prove they are menopausal and well past child-bearing age.
Retired Dunblane cormorant strangler, Hector Watt McTwat, confided to one gutter press hack from the Misanthropist's Gazette that the child-free element was what attracted him and wife Medusa to the 69-home development. “There’s no screamin’ brats ter piss yer off or come around annoyin’ an’ mitherin’ when yer busy polishin’ bird crap off yer pet tortoise - or creostin’ yer wooden leg ter stop the death watch beetle.”
Ms Chlamydia Major, consulting Masonic Dark Arts Witch and political seer for Nicola McKrankie's 'Wee Nippy' SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) government -and author of the best-selling ‘The Life and Times of a Ferryhill Broomstick Jockey’ – who retired from her post as a 'teacher' at Hampstead's infamous Christ Church Primary School for Latter Day Catamites and purchased a property at Pederast Terraces when the community was originally developed in a 2000 joint venture undertaken by Viscount Hopeless and Sheriff Buchanan Builders, revealed during an interview on Channel 7’s ‘Headbanger’s Half-Hour’ programme last year “It’s so very isolated and quiet here that I had to buy a new ‘whisper mode’ personal jackrabbit vibrator. The other was that noisy it was disturbing my next door neighbour, Winnie, who could hear it buzzing away when I was giving myself one up the jacksy in bed at night.”
“Anyway, adult sex aids besides, we just have a corner shop here that fortunately sells C-cell vibe batteries – but no big Greedy Grocer Pestco or Pukesburys supermarkets – plus there’s only the one pub up on the hill about a mile away – the Sheep Shaggers Arms - and you can’t get served if you’re under 50 – so that keeps all the riff-raff Yuppie types out – and visitors have to leave their children with our Estate Warden, DC Alan Low, at the gate lodge when they arrive – for safe keeping.”
“Disregarding the asinine restraints of political correctness, we also have our community guarded 24/7 with patrolling security from the G4S Renta-Thug agency - and a huge sign at the estate’s entrance stating 'No Scumbag Nosy Commoners Allowed'.
“While our master lease agreements have been challenged in court by couples with kiddies, we are still able to deny residence and ensure the community isn't inundated with rug-munching dykes or effeminate faggot types – or educationally sub-normal window-lickers."
"No brainless yobs or lager lout scallies or chavs either - nor nasty pit bull terriers trying to bite your leg off when you go out for a walk – and no dogshit on the lawns. And best of all, no screaming rug rats now that awkward Docherty bunch and their sprogs have done a moonlight to Ireland. Very unsociable people – refused to accept Lucifer as the one true God - and rebuffed DC Alan Low from taking charge of their kiddies down at his gate lodge kindergarten."
Are you fed up living in Asbo Central and waking up of a morning to find the front door kicked in, your best Sunday-wear tartan kilt missing from the washing line - and a bunch of Albanian swan-roasting pikeys squatting in your garden shed?
Would you like to move out of your current city overspill ‘Grotty Ghetto’ sink or swim council estate and live in Cringemore Hamlets – and have Criminalgate's Estate Warden, the fingers-deficient DC Alan Low, look after the kiddies while you and the missus take a well-earned break and learn all about Satan worship and ritual blood sacrifices?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a freehold tenancy to a property in our elite Highland ‘Hermit’s Corner’ housing development – and all for a one-off down payment price of your firstborn (under 12 male or female acceptable – must be virgin).
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
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