Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
At least 717 people taking part in the Hajj pilgrimage in the barbaric Third World Kingdom of Saudi Arabia have been killed in a stampede and a further 863 people injured some 5 kilometres from the Islamic holy site of Mecca, at the Tent City of Mina - which occurred as two million pilgrims were taking part in the Haji's last major rite - to lob a succession of seven stones at three pillars named the Jammyrats - which represent the Devil – and where myth holds that Satan tempted the Prophet Abraham with a full smorgasbord of wicked and nasty Eastern promise delights.
Well, as we are knees deep in religious superstition here, if that is down to a 'Satanic reaction' then the obvious moral to this story is 'Don't throw stones at fallen angels – especially so the Devil'. For Christ's sake (sic) this guy's down in the Bible's days of infamy pages, with a notorious reputation for being an all-round bad ass since God knows when – time immemorial.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34346449
The Cambridgeshire, Bedfordshire and Northamptonshire plod squad forces have collectively apologised to a motorcycle crash victim left in a ditch for hours following a slack arsed bureaucratic attack of the dreaded 'Jobsworth Syndrome' - specifically which force was responsible to respond to the incident.
The biker, who sustained what doctors refer to as 'serious injuries', crashed last Sunday near Titsbrook, Cambridgeshire, which borders both Bedfordshire and Northamptonshire.
Despite a 999 call going in shortly after 16:00 BST, emergency services did not arrive on the blood n gore accident scene to hear the victim's screams for help until 18:40 as they were having their tea.
Hmmm, only a couple of hours delay. These clots have got some ways to go to catch up to Police Scotland's Chief Constable Sir Stephen House and his gang of not fit for purpose, nonce-protecting uniformed jobsworths viz attending traffic altercations, where it took three days plus to respond to an eye witness report of a traffic accident and the vehicle leaving the road – a delay which resulted in the deaths of both the male driver and his female passenger.
The incompetent House, as popular as a course of chemo' in Edinburgh as he was in London, has since been pressured to fold his tent and resign.
Overall, we've seen better organised riots.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-34343385
More mass media disappointments as September 23rd (and the 24th) 2015 pass without undue incident – specifically a global extinction level event / planetary killer global Day of Atonement.
Okay, go ahead, laugh all you want, but the indicators were there according to an array of dedicated Doomsday-sayers.
The planet Nibiru was due to 're-enter' our solar system and knock the Earth for a gravity wave 6 shot boundary.
The Israelis had scheduled yet another 9/11 style false flag nuclear Islamic terrorist attack - to take out the Big Apple with a black market Pakiland nuke.
The CERN Large Hadron Collider's hunt for the God Particle Mk 2 - 'Dark Energy' - was predicted by celebrity gimp Stephen 'Brainiac' Hawking to either open the Gates of Hell / an inter-dimensional portal – or create a Black Hole and a passage to the Underverse - from which millions of scabby off-world migrants would stream through and invade Europe shouting 'welfare benefits' in a legion of tongues.
Plus, an asteroid the size of the US national debt – what Harvard Ivy League astro-physicists class as being 'fucking massive' – was predicted to hit Puerto Rico and create firestorms, earthquakes and a tsunami that would upset everyone's weekend within a 5,000 mile radius of the impact site.
Now regardless of a stream of denials from NASA’s Near-Earth Object office that 'there's fuck all out there, honey' - that one obviously hit home with some semblance of credibility as the prediction came from none other than the tub-thumping Rev Winnebago Jaffacake, who claimed to have received a divine vision of a gigantic asteroid colliding with Earth - which prompted my missus to shit kittens and cancel our forthcoming sunny Caribbean vacation, rebooking to the safe snow-bound and freezing heights of the Himalayas – a fortnight at the Brass Monkey Lodge overlooking Annapurna.
Then we had a prediction from Rabbi Shylock Snipcock regarding the Day of Atonement, aka Yom Kippur, which kicked off on the September 22nd and ended on September 23rd 2015 – and marked what the kikesters refer to as the Shemitah Jubilee - or Super Shemitah - the last year of a seven-year cycle of debt forgiveness described in the Old Testament which will herald a worldwide economic collapse.
Thus, as the Day of Atonement ended to the sound of the ceremonial Jewish ram's horn 'shofar', did any of the above occur? Were multi millions wiped out in a Georgia Guidestones type mass cull from a nuke attack, asteroid impacts, Super Shemitahs, plagues, civil disorder or Zombie Apocalypse?
Not according to the BBC online news, but there again, being an establishment propaganda tool, the Beeb lacks the credibility to report anything that might set a wobble to the status quo.
And that has put paid to that. Back to work on Monday folks. No time off for the Tribulation and Rapture after all – apart from some 717 unfortunate Muslims in Mina now on their way to Paradise – and not forgetting the hapless biker lying in a ditch in Cambridge.
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However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 24 September 2015
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
Peppa Pig Named in Pork-Gate Scandal
In today’s 'Tory Pig Fucking' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Billy the Boar, manning the Poxford University editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill, with hot off the anvil dispatches – (transmitted directly via the Payback Non-Dom satellite system from Fort Ashcroft in the tax-dodging Turks & Caicos Islands) – hand forged and crafted into revelatory bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial – and run a thirst to see the corrupt, shelf-life expired 'vested interests' Ruling Order overthrown and Broken Britain's common herd affairs run for the benefit of the common herd – and not a bunch of scrounging Kraut royals, usurious shifty shylock banksters and their pederast-infested Houses of Conmans & the tosspot Lords – a cabal of 'vermin in ermine' sock puppet stooges sat around like cormorants in their stoat coats, falsifying expense claims and feigning dementia so they won't be prosecuted for molesting children.
Geriatric political manipulator Lord Michael Gashcroft took time off from his extensive global money laundering activities to speak to lithesome gutter press columnist, Candida Mingerot, of the Flibbertigibbets Gazette at the prestigious Belongers' Club in the Turks & Caicos 'Cockburn' capital, and put the record straight viz the reasons for penning his new unauthorised shit-raking biography of Broken Britain's incumbent Nasty Party PM, Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron.
While disingenuously informing hackette Mingerot that the scandal-mongering biographical expose of Pelindaba Dave's dirty little secrets and bad habits – past and present - had nothing to do with achieving some modicum of personal revenge for previous slights to his sensibilities and uber-generous donorship, but rather constituted an act of 'whistle-blowing' public duty, serving to inform the British public what a right nasty cunt their Prime Minister really is.
The back-stabbing bio' – actually co-authored and scribed by lowlife Spews Corp journalist Isabel Oakeshitt, with Slashcroft simply supplying 'the dirt' – would be seized upon by money-grubbing lawyers as a perfect mega-bucks slander cum libel 'sue and be damned' case – if not for the fact it's all true.
Described by friends and family alike as the type of person who inspires people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking hands with him, Slashcroft's damning bio of Scameron kick starts with his playing fields of Eton days, and the hours of darkness dormitory game of Bumboy's Delight; onto drugs and booze-fuelled rampages at Oxford with the Bullingdon Vandals Club - and debagged public buggery sessions with the Piers Gaveston Sodomite Society.
This is to say nothing of the more recent political sins – such as orchestrating the cover up of Michael Howard's congenital vampirish habits of blood sucking the life out of Barnes Common rent boys – and protecting his kiddie fiddling Tory Masonic pals from the Plod Squad's clutches with 'in the interests of national security' D-notice block excuses.
But no, Gashcroft's double-whammy dynamite Oxford 'Pig-Gate' scandal revelations concern a bizarre Piers Gavistone initiation ritual – the Porky Polka – for Dave to become 'one of the lads' or remain just another dog-wanking oick – which involved poor Peppa Pig veritably 'hogtied' – trotters bound with Scameron's Eton issue 'old school tie' – and sticking his tosser into her gaping maw for a spot of porcine fellatio – then having to give Peppa one 'piggy style' as his pervy peers stood round jeering and jacking off.
Now reading that chapter - serialised in the Daily Shitraker this week - should wipe the telegenic shit-eating smirk off Scameron's flabby face.
Regardless of dismissive statements from Tory insiders that 1) no such incident ever occurred – and 2) that the pig was already dead - zoophilia is a crime of severe magnitude, even if committed in the wild, drug-enthused halcyon days of university life – especially so one involving a possible case of 'necro-bestiality' - fucking a dead pig as they couldn't get a live one to keep still while the initiation 'prospects' bonked it.
Nasty Party insiders claim Slashcroft has 'had it in' (sic) for Posh Dave since the 2010 election semi-win and the formation of the fatally-flawed Tory / Librarian-Dummercrats 'Con-Dem Coalition' due some imagined slight.
However, Gashcroft has stated for the public record that he had a personal 'beef' – (or is a personal 'pork' now the more apt terminology?) with Scameron – for after donating 'zillions' of pounds' to the Nasty Party re-election coffers – what bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money' – Posh Dave only offered him some lowly position on the Con-Dem Coalition's Downing Street window cleaning crew – and not the vaunted Minister for Tax Evasion cabinet slot the money-laundering non-dom scumbag had a veritable Viagra hard-on for.
Gashcroft wrote: “After putting my neck on the line for 10 fucking years – both as party treasurer under Willy Vague and as deputy chairman – and after ploughing £10 zillion nicker into the party, I regarded the job as a window cleaner to be a declinable offer – which Scameron was told to stick up his arse."
The cringe-worthy Gashcroft, a former Tory donor and Nasty Party chairman - and founder of Chichester's Lord Slashcroft Appreciation Society, - 'and notorious for his absurd sense of entitlement - was nominated for a life peerage title in 2000 by the-then closet case party leader Willy 'Fudger' Vague, and outraged Tory mandarins when he was gazetted later that year due his blatant influence-peddling - and assuming to adopt the title Baron Gashcroft of the Tax Dodgers - but under intense pressure from the Upper House later settled for the less controversial Baron Gashcroft of Greenmail.
Regardless of refusing to dignify Slashcroft's scandalous expose with any form of response – and most conspicuously a libel suit - while projecting the Call me Dave / Sebastian Shyte persona, the Nasty Party leader comes across as actually that – a right nasty twat – into all manner of bizarre Masonic / Satanist rituals and sexual excess.
Little wonder his Columbian snow-snorting missus, Sammy, expressed little surprise when confronted by press hacks with the fact that her husband had fucked a pig.
For the official record, the gospel according to the Old Etonians rumour grapevine, London Mayor Bonkers Boris de Piffle Nonsense (aka BoJo Ali Bey) and the train fare dodging / coke addict Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne, as part of their Bullingdon Vandals Club initiation rite, are rumoured to have gone totally 'ginger' and buggered the infamous Tamworth Two.
But for this empathy-deficient 'Man of the People' Slime Minister - (Great Unwashed Common Herd [Poor] variety) – he, yet another Rothshite Kosher Nostra bankster crime syndicate sock puppet - has a hybrid socio-political disconnect of Biblical proportions that no amount of hoodie-hugging slumming it – or lies - will ever cure - or save his bacon.
Posh Dave's Destiny Run as the Nasty Party PM x 2 terms will be akin to his New Labour con artist / war criminal / perjurer Tony 'Miranda' Bliar contemporary – blighted by Karma's curse – and History will not treat him kindly – more so if this pro-ZioNazi contrived illegal war of aggression against the established Assad government of Syria goes forth under the guise of fighting the ISIS Caliphate.
Alas and begorrah, Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar only gave a false name and address when appearing in court for soliciting in a public toilet for pubic playmates – and war crimes besides, has never fucked a pig – albeit the slack-jawed Cherie Bliar QC comes pretty close.
Ex-Etonian and Bullingdon Vandalism Club member Sir Buffy Brown-Hatter, the Tory MP for Gone South, had this opinion for the Shit List Review.
"Gashcroft's off his fucking rocker dropping Scameron in the shit like this. Forget the Polonium 210 in the morning cuppa trick - he's going to end up an 'extreme prejudice' target for Downing Street's Tonton Macoutes – topping the Force Recon hit list and propped against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods with a belly full of Co-proxamol tablets and his wrists slashed – or padlocked inside one of the MI5 Increment Squad's big black North Face holdalls and dumped under the bushes at Grassy Knoll Park."
Editorial note: So, to re-assess the psychotic Gashcroft's earlier statement that his bio' is not about settling scores' – payback is a bitch and revenge a meal that tastes much spicier when eaten cold.
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Thought for the day. So collective arrogance and contempt for the rules of polite society and the common herd 'poor' finally comes home to roost.
But there's nothing new here - inasmuch Tory (and Labour) PMs and cabinet ministers are concerned.
Ted Heath now branded as a homicidal kiddie fiddling sodomite and Slaggie Twatcher a paedo protector – with Scameron and his Vested Interests Party's Decepticon cabinet composed of pubic school zillionaire pederasts/ sodomites and assorted cross-dressing cunts – including the transvestite Home Sec' Terry 'Viagra' May.
Now the shit has hit the proverbial fan, and apparently it is an acceptable rite of passage – and mandatory requirement for acceptance into the Masonic Brotherhood - for Tory Party MPs to have been buggered while attending the Etonian den of sodomy –'and' played 'suck n fuck' with a dead pig as an initiation rite to gain membership of Oxford University's Bullingdon Vandals Club – 'and' attended a VIP (Very Important Paedo) Night at Dolphin Square or Barnes Elm Guest House to bum and strangle a couple of drugged up orphan catamites to qualify for a lucrative Downing Street Cabinet post – or become head of NATO – or an EUSSR Commissioner.
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, civil service diplomatic personnel, bent nonce-ponce legal beagle QCs and crooked Plod Squad crim's might have been stricken down as collateral anxiety attack / fear and alarm damage casualties due being named and shamed via the posting of this insurrectionist epistle - no underage pigs, ducks or cormorants – or small 'felching-sized' furry critters (gerbils, hamsters, voles, guinea pigs, otters or bunny rabbits) – were publicly exposed, in a bid to preserve some modicum of their offended dignity and privacy.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies (sic / no pun intended), misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Geriatric political manipulator Lord Michael Gashcroft took time off from his extensive global money laundering activities to speak to lithesome gutter press columnist, Candida Mingerot, of the Flibbertigibbets Gazette at the prestigious Belongers' Club in the Turks & Caicos 'Cockburn' capital, and put the record straight viz the reasons for penning his new unauthorised shit-raking biography of Broken Britain's incumbent Nasty Party PM, Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron.
While disingenuously informing hackette Mingerot that the scandal-mongering biographical expose of Pelindaba Dave's dirty little secrets and bad habits – past and present - had nothing to do with achieving some modicum of personal revenge for previous slights to his sensibilities and uber-generous donorship, but rather constituted an act of 'whistle-blowing' public duty, serving to inform the British public what a right nasty cunt their Prime Minister really is.
The back-stabbing bio' – actually co-authored and scribed by lowlife Spews Corp journalist Isabel Oakeshitt, with Slashcroft simply supplying 'the dirt' – would be seized upon by money-grubbing lawyers as a perfect mega-bucks slander cum libel 'sue and be damned' case – if not for the fact it's all true.
Described by friends and family alike as the type of person who inspires people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking hands with him, Slashcroft's damning bio of Scameron kick starts with his playing fields of Eton days, and the hours of darkness dormitory game of Bumboy's Delight; onto drugs and booze-fuelled rampages at Oxford with the Bullingdon Vandals Club - and debagged public buggery sessions with the Piers Gaveston Sodomite Society.
This is to say nothing of the more recent political sins – such as orchestrating the cover up of Michael Howard's congenital vampirish habits of blood sucking the life out of Barnes Common rent boys – and protecting his kiddie fiddling Tory Masonic pals from the Plod Squad's clutches with 'in the interests of national security' D-notice block excuses.
But no, Gashcroft's double-whammy dynamite Oxford 'Pig-Gate' scandal revelations concern a bizarre Piers Gavistone initiation ritual – the Porky Polka – for Dave to become 'one of the lads' or remain just another dog-wanking oick – which involved poor Peppa Pig veritably 'hogtied' – trotters bound with Scameron's Eton issue 'old school tie' – and sticking his tosser into her gaping maw for a spot of porcine fellatio – then having to give Peppa one 'piggy style' as his pervy peers stood round jeering and jacking off.
Now reading that chapter - serialised in the Daily Shitraker this week - should wipe the telegenic shit-eating smirk off Scameron's flabby face.
Regardless of dismissive statements from Tory insiders that 1) no such incident ever occurred – and 2) that the pig was already dead - zoophilia is a crime of severe magnitude, even if committed in the wild, drug-enthused halcyon days of university life – especially so one involving a possible case of 'necro-bestiality' - fucking a dead pig as they couldn't get a live one to keep still while the initiation 'prospects' bonked it.
Nasty Party insiders claim Slashcroft has 'had it in' (sic) for Posh Dave since the 2010 election semi-win and the formation of the fatally-flawed Tory / Librarian-Dummercrats 'Con-Dem Coalition' due some imagined slight.
However, Gashcroft has stated for the public record that he had a personal 'beef' – (or is a personal 'pork' now the more apt terminology?) with Scameron – for after donating 'zillions' of pounds' to the Nasty Party re-election coffers – what bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money' – Posh Dave only offered him some lowly position on the Con-Dem Coalition's Downing Street window cleaning crew – and not the vaunted Minister for Tax Evasion cabinet slot the money-laundering non-dom scumbag had a veritable Viagra hard-on for.
Gashcroft wrote: “After putting my neck on the line for 10 fucking years – both as party treasurer under Willy Vague and as deputy chairman – and after ploughing £10 zillion nicker into the party, I regarded the job as a window cleaner to be a declinable offer – which Scameron was told to stick up his arse."
The cringe-worthy Gashcroft, a former Tory donor and Nasty Party chairman - and founder of Chichester's Lord Slashcroft Appreciation Society, - 'and notorious for his absurd sense of entitlement - was nominated for a life peerage title in 2000 by the-then closet case party leader Willy 'Fudger' Vague, and outraged Tory mandarins when he was gazetted later that year due his blatant influence-peddling - and assuming to adopt the title Baron Gashcroft of the Tax Dodgers - but under intense pressure from the Upper House later settled for the less controversial Baron Gashcroft of Greenmail.
Regardless of refusing to dignify Slashcroft's scandalous expose with any form of response – and most conspicuously a libel suit - while projecting the Call me Dave / Sebastian Shyte persona, the Nasty Party leader comes across as actually that – a right nasty twat – into all manner of bizarre Masonic / Satanist rituals and sexual excess.
Little wonder his Columbian snow-snorting missus, Sammy, expressed little surprise when confronted by press hacks with the fact that her husband had fucked a pig.
For the official record, the gospel according to the Old Etonians rumour grapevine, London Mayor Bonkers Boris de Piffle Nonsense (aka BoJo Ali Bey) and the train fare dodging / coke addict Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne, as part of their Bullingdon Vandals Club initiation rite, are rumoured to have gone totally 'ginger' and buggered the infamous Tamworth Two.
But for this empathy-deficient 'Man of the People' Slime Minister - (Great Unwashed Common Herd [Poor] variety) – he, yet another Rothshite Kosher Nostra bankster crime syndicate sock puppet - has a hybrid socio-political disconnect of Biblical proportions that no amount of hoodie-hugging slumming it – or lies - will ever cure - or save his bacon.
Posh Dave's Destiny Run as the Nasty Party PM x 2 terms will be akin to his New Labour con artist / war criminal / perjurer Tony 'Miranda' Bliar contemporary – blighted by Karma's curse – and History will not treat him kindly – more so if this pro-ZioNazi contrived illegal war of aggression against the established Assad government of Syria goes forth under the guise of fighting the ISIS Caliphate.
Alas and begorrah, Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar only gave a false name and address when appearing in court for soliciting in a public toilet for pubic playmates – and war crimes besides, has never fucked a pig – albeit the slack-jawed Cherie Bliar QC comes pretty close.
Ex-Etonian and Bullingdon Vandalism Club member Sir Buffy Brown-Hatter, the Tory MP for Gone South, had this opinion for the Shit List Review.
"Gashcroft's off his fucking rocker dropping Scameron in the shit like this. Forget the Polonium 210 in the morning cuppa trick - he's going to end up an 'extreme prejudice' target for Downing Street's Tonton Macoutes – topping the Force Recon hit list and propped against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods with a belly full of Co-proxamol tablets and his wrists slashed – or padlocked inside one of the MI5 Increment Squad's big black North Face holdalls and dumped under the bushes at Grassy Knoll Park."
Editorial note: So, to re-assess the psychotic Gashcroft's earlier statement that his bio' is not about settling scores' – payback is a bitch and revenge a meal that tastes much spicier when eaten cold.
Have you ever fucked a pig – or had a quick gobble from one? Did you join any rich kids / elitist 'dining / vandalism'' clubs while at Uni' and get gang banged up the arse as part of your initiation – or subjected to a felching 'anal intruder' session involving a stray cat?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a free AIDS test 'and' a visit to our BUPA-run Harley Street sphincter repair clinic.
A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and location so the likes of Gay Pride, Stonewall and Fudgers magazine can add you to their mailing lists and send you all manner of disgusting literature and kinky 'special offers'.
Thought for the day. So collective arrogance and contempt for the rules of polite society and the common herd 'poor' finally comes home to roost.
But there's nothing new here - inasmuch Tory (and Labour) PMs and cabinet ministers are concerned.
Ted Heath now branded as a homicidal kiddie fiddling sodomite and Slaggie Twatcher a paedo protector – with Scameron and his Vested Interests Party's Decepticon cabinet composed of pubic school zillionaire pederasts/ sodomites and assorted cross-dressing cunts – including the transvestite Home Sec' Terry 'Viagra' May.
Now the shit has hit the proverbial fan, and apparently it is an acceptable rite of passage – and mandatory requirement for acceptance into the Masonic Brotherhood - for Tory Party MPs to have been buggered while attending the Etonian den of sodomy –'and' played 'suck n fuck' with a dead pig as an initiation rite to gain membership of Oxford University's Bullingdon Vandals Club – 'and' attended a VIP (Very Important Paedo) Night at Dolphin Square or Barnes Elm Guest House to bum and strangle a couple of drugged up orphan catamites to qualify for a lucrative Downing Street Cabinet post – or become head of NATO – or an EUSSR Commissioner.
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, civil service diplomatic personnel, bent nonce-ponce legal beagle QCs and crooked Plod Squad crim's might have been stricken down as collateral anxiety attack / fear and alarm damage casualties due being named and shamed via the posting of this insurrectionist epistle - no underage pigs, ducks or cormorants – or small 'felching-sized' furry critters (gerbils, hamsters, voles, guinea pigs, otters or bunny rabbits) – were publicly exposed, in a bid to preserve some modicum of their offended dignity and privacy.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies (sic / no pun intended), misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 10 September 2015
Bonkers Boris Slams London Truckers
In today’s ‘Scrambled Cyclists' blood n gore supplement edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from top notch biking icon reporter Sturmey Archer Jnr, manning the mobile editorial desk outside Marylebone Hospital's mortuary for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In the wake of last week's public announcement on trucks versus cyclist safety features, London's batshit Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense has come under fire, copping flack from transport union bosses and a Biblical legion of lorry drivers over his fascist proposal to force through legislation that all heavy goods vehicles plying the highways and byways of the Greater Metropolitan area will face an all-out ban if not equipped with costly cyclist-detector radar systems.
The US-born thatch-bonced buffoon - now the democratically-elected multi-tasking Mayor of London 'and' Nasty Party MP for the Sublime Porte constituency of Fuckbridge & South Gymslip - Pasha Bonkers Boris de Pifffle Nonsense (aka BoJo Ali Bey), recently initiated what he refers to as a 'spiffing life-saver traffic scheme' and decreed that, in the interests of increased cyclist and pedestrian safety, all HGV trucks operating around his metropolitan bailiwick will henceforth be rigged out with latest 'Bike-Spotter' radar – a joint venture innovation spin-off, initially designed and manufactured by BAE Armaments UK and Halfords Weapons Division as an early warning device to detect ISIS Takfiri jihadists attempting to hitch a ride under a truck chassis from Calais to Broken Britain - disguised as a spare wheel.
Professor Aldous Figg-Newton, chief anorak at the government's Porton Down 'Dirty Deeds' research labs, explained to one reporter from Body Bag Weekly that the principle for the side scan radar is based on the failed / now redundant model originally fitted in MQ-9 Reaper drone nose cones to differentiate between bearded Islamic terrorist types and peace-loving Muslim children when targeting Taliban and al Qaeda funeral and wedding gatherings in Afghanistan and Northern Pakiland with a strew of AGM-114 Shitstreak missiles.
Conversely transport companies are up in arms, not only at the costly financial outlay but also claim that HGV drivers' eyeball attentions will be diverted from the road ahead to focusing on a dash-mounted green-hued radar screen scanning for jaywalking pedestrians and kamikaze cyclists – all hell bent on ignoring traffic laws by literally 'cutting corners'.
Ron McScrote, spokesman for the United Trucks-R-Us Transport Union, had this to say to one gutter press hack from the red top Gravediggers Gazette tabloid. "Wot Bonkers Boris is goin' on about – this ban on unsafe wagons - is a bit lop-sided – blamin' our truckies fer snuffin' cyclists. Of course these dozy tossers are gettin' run down an' squashed – not only by our lorries wot do the most damage – but buses an' UberCab taxis an' shit-fer-brains bottle blonde bimbos drivin' Chelsea Tractors."
"An' little effin' wonder too, wot wiv bikin' wiv them MP3 player headsets stuck in their ears an' takin' no fuckin' notice of wot's goin' on around them – same as the dumb-arsed dingbat pedestrians – walkin' along an' crossin' roads an' junctions while they're usin' their smart phones ter send a text or play some stupid fuckin' video game. Half the fuckin' commutin' public's dead between the effin' ears an' deserve runnin' over wiv a bendy bus in my opinion."
While Boris (call me Al) portrays himself as a self-deprecating Artful Bumbler -hanging in static mode halfway down a zipline - this alter-ego guise as the classic 'pubic' school dildo, skilled in the art of slapstick buffoonery, fools many of the common herd demographic – yet although the self-promoting - albeit charismatic - dipshit is quite capable of displaying moments of lucidity and extreme cunning alike his scheming Ottoman politician ancestor, Bonkers Ali Kemal Attaturk, the common herd voters must not overlook the damning fact that his Balliol College days scandalous initiation stunt for acceptance into Oxford's prestigious 'spoiled brats only' Bullingdon Vandals Club consisted of chewing a full pack of Feen-a-mint laxative gum while perched overnight - sans trousers - in a tree on the Rue de Catamites thoroughfare of the Fellows' Garden - and shitting on hapless passers-by.
As to Bonkers, an ardent biker himself, promoting this safety campaign – he is on the public record of not giving a flying fuck for personal cycling safety when snapped giving his diminutive barrister missus, Thumbelina, a most illegal cross bar or seater to work at the Old Bailey – and has adopted a Tourettes style quirk of heckling careless cab and truck drivers that get too close to him as he pedals along, with such off the cuff ripostes as "Dog Wanker!" and "Fuck off, Eat Shit and Die, Motherfucker!" – which accords perfectly with the feral social habits of the Eton educated and his Mensa reject Tory contemporaries in the House of Conmans.
Thought for the day. So WTF is the solution to the problem – specifically Bonkers Boris's ban on unsafe lorries around London as part of efforts to protect cyclists and pedestrians?
Point One: Have Common Purpose re-programme the unsafe mental retards employed as lorry drivers who have this macho "I'm a big truck – get outa the fucking way you puny cyclist scum" mindset / attitude.
Point Two: Enforce kamikaze cyclists to observe n obey traffic regulations – and look where the fuck they're going instead of playing a mountain bike version of Russian roulette between the kerb and blind side trucks and buses.
Point Three: Mandate that besides wearing a safety helmet, cyclists hum, sing or whistle Kumbaya while pedalling blindly along.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In the wake of last week's public announcement on trucks versus cyclist safety features, London's batshit Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense has come under fire, copping flack from transport union bosses and a Biblical legion of lorry drivers over his fascist proposal to force through legislation that all heavy goods vehicles plying the highways and byways of the Greater Metropolitan area will face an all-out ban if not equipped with costly cyclist-detector radar systems.
The US-born thatch-bonced buffoon - now the democratically-elected multi-tasking Mayor of London 'and' Nasty Party MP for the Sublime Porte constituency of Fuckbridge & South Gymslip - Pasha Bonkers Boris de Pifffle Nonsense (aka BoJo Ali Bey), recently initiated what he refers to as a 'spiffing life-saver traffic scheme' and decreed that, in the interests of increased cyclist and pedestrian safety, all HGV trucks operating around his metropolitan bailiwick will henceforth be rigged out with latest 'Bike-Spotter' radar – a joint venture innovation spin-off, initially designed and manufactured by BAE Armaments UK and Halfords Weapons Division as an early warning device to detect ISIS Takfiri jihadists attempting to hitch a ride under a truck chassis from Calais to Broken Britain - disguised as a spare wheel.
Professor Aldous Figg-Newton, chief anorak at the government's Porton Down 'Dirty Deeds' research labs, explained to one reporter from Body Bag Weekly that the principle for the side scan radar is based on the failed / now redundant model originally fitted in MQ-9 Reaper drone nose cones to differentiate between bearded Islamic terrorist types and peace-loving Muslim children when targeting Taliban and al Qaeda funeral and wedding gatherings in Afghanistan and Northern Pakiland with a strew of AGM-114 Shitstreak missiles.
Conversely transport companies are up in arms, not only at the costly financial outlay but also claim that HGV drivers' eyeball attentions will be diverted from the road ahead to focusing on a dash-mounted green-hued radar screen scanning for jaywalking pedestrians and kamikaze cyclists – all hell bent on ignoring traffic laws by literally 'cutting corners'.
Ron McScrote, spokesman for the United Trucks-R-Us Transport Union, had this to say to one gutter press hack from the red top Gravediggers Gazette tabloid. "Wot Bonkers Boris is goin' on about – this ban on unsafe wagons - is a bit lop-sided – blamin' our truckies fer snuffin' cyclists. Of course these dozy tossers are gettin' run down an' squashed – not only by our lorries wot do the most damage – but buses an' UberCab taxis an' shit-fer-brains bottle blonde bimbos drivin' Chelsea Tractors."
"An' little effin' wonder too, wot wiv bikin' wiv them MP3 player headsets stuck in their ears an' takin' no fuckin' notice of wot's goin' on around them – same as the dumb-arsed dingbat pedestrians – walkin' along an' crossin' roads an' junctions while they're usin' their smart phones ter send a text or play some stupid fuckin' video game. Half the fuckin' commutin' public's dead between the effin' ears an' deserve runnin' over wiv a bendy bus in my opinion."
While Boris (call me Al) portrays himself as a self-deprecating Artful Bumbler -hanging in static mode halfway down a zipline - this alter-ego guise as the classic 'pubic' school dildo, skilled in the art of slapstick buffoonery, fools many of the common herd demographic – yet although the self-promoting - albeit charismatic - dipshit is quite capable of displaying moments of lucidity and extreme cunning alike his scheming Ottoman politician ancestor, Bonkers Ali Kemal Attaturk, the common herd voters must not overlook the damning fact that his Balliol College days scandalous initiation stunt for acceptance into Oxford's prestigious 'spoiled brats only' Bullingdon Vandals Club consisted of chewing a full pack of Feen-a-mint laxative gum while perched overnight - sans trousers - in a tree on the Rue de Catamites thoroughfare of the Fellows' Garden - and shitting on hapless passers-by.
As to Bonkers, an ardent biker himself, promoting this safety campaign – he is on the public record of not giving a flying fuck for personal cycling safety when snapped giving his diminutive barrister missus, Thumbelina, a most illegal cross bar or seater to work at the Old Bailey – and has adopted a Tourettes style quirk of heckling careless cab and truck drivers that get too close to him as he pedals along, with such off the cuff ripostes as "Dog Wanker!" and "Fuck off, Eat Shit and Die, Motherfucker!" – which accords perfectly with the feral social habits of the Eton educated and his Mensa reject Tory contemporaries in the House of Conmans.
Thought for the day. So WTF is the solution to the problem – specifically Bonkers Boris's ban on unsafe lorries around London as part of efforts to protect cyclists and pedestrians?
Point One: Have Common Purpose re-programme the unsafe mental retards employed as lorry drivers who have this macho "I'm a big truck – get outa the fucking way you puny cyclist scum" mindset / attitude.
Point Two: Enforce kamikaze cyclists to observe n obey traffic regulations – and look where the fuck they're going instead of playing a mountain bike version of Russian roulette between the kerb and blind side trucks and buses.
Point Three: Mandate that besides wearing a safety helmet, cyclists hum, sing or whistle Kumbaya while pedalling blindly along.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 8 September 2015
Zion King Nuttyahoo Coming to London?
In today’s ‘ZioNazi Genocide Expose’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from former Al Qaeda suicide bomber, Shaheed ibn Himar at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill editorial desk on Jerusalem's Dome of the Rock– with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to a report in this morning's gutter press Pound of Flesh Gazette, Israel's clinically insane Likit Party leader, PM Bobo 'Mamzer' Nuttyahoo, is scheduled to arrive in London on Thursday – (war crimes arrest warrant cancellation permitting) – to attend the annual Psychopaths Anonymous conference at the Tavistock Institute.
Nuttyahoo, a die-hard Jabotinskyist, (disciple of Ze’ev Jabot the Hutt) is expected to be accompanied by his servant-bashing bottle blonde pig-slut of a wife, Mrs Sharlila O’chel Batachat Nuttyahoo – along with several other war criminal members of Israel's lunatic fringe military state administration, including Yetzer Hara, the Minister for Hasbara; Shlomo Matzo, the Minister for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands; and the rabid regime’s army chief, Lt. Gen. Benny Kuntz; plus Brig Gen Harel Snafu of the 21st Fubar Brigade – the 'brains' (sic) behind 2014's homicidal 50 day duration Operation Kill Every Fucker military offensive targeting the Gaza Strip and its civilian population – helplessly besieged behind Israel's Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp on the planet – which resulted in the murders of 2,500 women and children – and an excess of 10,500 injured, crippled and maimed.
Besides his presence at the Tavistock Institute 'crackpots-get-together', the career racist Nuttyahoo is expected to be a celebrity 'tee-off' guest at the Shylock Divot Cup golf tournament on the exclusive Goodwin Sands course next week – plus accept a royal invitation from our closet case crypto-kikester / King-in-Waiting, HRH Prince Dobby, to attend grandson Prince George's metzitzah b’peh ceremony, to be performed by London moel Rabbi Shmuley Snipcock.
Doubtless a visit to the Dockland's Excel Centre's Defence & Security Equipment International arms fair will be on the agenda and pick up a shitload of slam-bang nasties to use against Bolshie rock-chucking Palestinian sprogs – before paying a visit to Savile Row's renown Sheldon ben Zonah et Cie (Tailors by Appointment) to be measured up for a new yarmulke.
So, while the Community Security Trust renta-thugs are rumoured to be providing 24/7 protection details, doubtless Bobo & Co will have a gang of Mossad's Foot Clan hoodlums and assorted Tonton Macoute thugsters in tow - WTF might be on the cards to cast a damper on Bobo's intended trip to Broken Britain, apart from the weather being shite and our once-sceptred isle suffering the closing thralls of the 2015 monsoon season summer.
Well, while there is no 'safe level' of exposure to Scameron's Nasty Party stupidity, and regardless of the Tory's Friends of Israel Club master class Zionist grovellers, ex-Justice Secretary Ken 'Groper' Clarke and ex-Foreign Minister Willy 'Fudge' Vague - Israel’s stooges at the heart of the British government – dancing the Ashkenazi jig to the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate's fiddle and amending UK law so that Israeli officials accused of serious war crimes – such as the spank-eyed ex-Foreign Minister Tipsi Livid – could visit Britain without fear of prosecution - a determined group of pro-Palestinian activists have launched a Parliamentary petition to have the scumbag Nuttyahoo arrested on war crimes charges when he sets foot on Albion's hallowed ground – a petition that has now garnered in excess of the 100,000 signature threshold required to kick the House of Conman's MPs and Tory government into nail-biting mode, to take fucking notice of the public will and 'consider' a debate on the issue – a factor that will most certainly wipe the smarmy, shit-eating grin off Posh Dave Scameron's podgy face.
Observing the maxim of 'impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat' (impunity always leads to greater crimes) the common herd goyim, headed by a group of British union leaders, lawmakers and other dignitaries, have decided that if this represents the Tory government’s latest contribution to the Middle East peace process, then enough is enough and refuse to allow Britain to become any more 'broken' by having it become a safe haven for Israeli psychopaths while they continue their brutal military occupation, colonization and ethnic cleansing (read 'genocide') of Palestine, and carry on bombarding the blockaded Gaza Strip and executing or abducting anyone shipping in humanitarian help.
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Obviously topping Nuttyahoo's agenda is to have Scameron's Tory Party arm twisted by the Square Mile based Rothshite Khazar Kosher Nostra to sanction UK backing for the military onslaught to bomb the Assad regime held areas of Syria into oblivion and oust / snuff Basher himself – and further criminalise as being anti-Semitic the UK end of Europe's pro-Palestinian Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign.
The global BDS movement exposes Israeli lawlessness and its phoney image as the only democratic state in the Middle East – along with its barbarian-staffed 'most moral army' on Earth. What a fucking hypocritical joke these ZioNazi kikesters are - alike Nuttyahoo's Likit Party slogan: ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.
Conversely this Holocaust visited on the Palestinians - the slow cook genocide in the occupied and ever-diminishing West Bank - and the current racist atrocity campaign being waged against the population of the besieged Gaza Strip, at least alerts the moral attentions of the global community to these sectarian crimes against humanity committed by the Israeli government and boosts the aims of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue, outlaw state – and too their Greater Israel push – to achieve the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion wish list agenda – and grab a lion's share of Hitlerian 'lebensraum' across the soon to be Balkanised Middle East – from the brook of the Nile to the Euphrates.
The human rights abuses and war crimes committed by the ZioNazi Ashkenazi Israeli government against the Palestinian people in the process of stealing their land since 1948 accelerates at a geometric rate - and viewed from a neutral eye observer here in 2015 - now far surpass the 'humanitarian intervention' catalyst that invoked corrective military action against Hitler's Germany in 1939 to halt and reverse their lebensraum (living space) land grab wars of aggression launched against their Russian and European neighbours. Amen.
As we draw to a conclusion, before any fucker and their dog spits the proverbial dummy and starts shouting 'anti-Semite' – remember that the Arab Muslim – and Christian – Palestinians are Semites too.
Do we recognise the right of the Jews to have their own homeland? Yes, but NOT via the route of Balfour's Folly - on ground stolen by force of arms from under the feet of the true owners of the place – the Palestinians.
In fact a real Jewish homeland - the Jewish Autonomous Oblast – already existed before the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (the Palestinian's Day of the Catastrophe – their Shoah) founding of the illegal crime state of Israel – since 1934 – populated by true blue orthodox followers of the Judean religion and not a bunch of Khazar-Ashkenazi apostate Jews of convenience of Bobo Nuttyahoo's ilk.
The entire self-justification concept of a homogeneous Jewish State under a secular Zionist regime, represents a total mockery of the notion of religious faithfulness to the teaching in the Torah, for the meaning of this Greater Israel abomination has little to do with devotion of Yahweh / Jehovah – whoever – this mythical entity who cannot be named.
While little remains of Palestine since 1948, the oppressed Muslim people will never forgo their birthright of nationhood, nor pursuing their inalienable rights – nor should right-minded Westerners shrug the responsibility to support the Palestinian endeavour and condemn the Ashkenazi Zionist Jews of convenience who have no historic links to Palestine – nor – like the racist Likit Party PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, possess nary a single strand of Semite DNA in their mongrel Khazar genes.
Basically Zionist Israel falls in the category of 'failed states' if they have to steal another sovereign people's lands to make it work for them.
And while we are into a shit-flinging session, for the record, pro-Zionist shill Willy 'Meshuggenah' Vague has now been elevated – by career Israeli stooge Posh Dave Scameron - to Parliament's Upper Doss House, bestowed with the title of Lord Fudge of the Closet and can now join fellow sodomite vermin in ermine peers such as Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers in disseminating the shekel-mongering Israelshite's schadenfreude culture - and promoting that most obnoxious and disingenuous blend of chutzpah and hasbara – the Promised Land / Chosen People / anti-Semitism and Holohoax mantra fictions - to silence the illegal Zionist state's critics and justify the genocidal ethnic cleansing of Palestine.
We, as a moral Christian people, are sickened by the deep-rooted Israeli contempt for the lives of Palestinians (chanting 'mavet la’aravim' – 'death to the Arabs') that should inspire Western democratic government outrage – but doesn't – thanks to a graft and corruption-ridden culture of Zionist lobbying and political sponsorship.
To wit, the human rights abuses and war crimes of the rogue state of Israel is the criterion according to which all Jews will tend to be judged. Israel as a Jewish state founded illegally on the lands stolen from the Palestinian population (of Palestine).
So Bollocks with a large capital B to 'Balfour's Folly' and political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct propaganda format.
Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together.
Thought for the day: Hence one is drawn to speculate on Bobo's reception in London. Will it be handcuffs on at Thiefrow or a diplomatic limo drive to the Aldridge Hotel in Mayfair (as he did on 7/7 when Mossad pulled the tube bombings) or the embassy at Kensington Palace Gardens or straight to Downing Street – all possible routes doubtless festooned with pro-Palestinian BDS activists ready to hurl lumps of ripe dogshit and putrid eggs? Or one devoid of any such non-conformist radicals due pre-crime raids by the totalitarian Tory's paranoid security apparatus – as per the protest-negating incidence of Prince Bald Willy and Kate Middleclass's wedding?
Regardless: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/105446
Bobo Netanyahu to be arrested for war crimes when he arrives in London.
Benjamin Netanyahu is to hold talks in London this September. Under international law he should be arrested for war crimes upon arrival in the UK for the massacre of over 2,000 Palestinian civilians in 2014.
Sign this petition
As of 08/09/2015: 107,261 signatures. So, Parliament, get off your overpaid slack arses and debate this petition then arrest this war-mongering genocidal maniac.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
Further, to the rogue state of Israeli's dying shame, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
To paraphrase the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the so-called Holy Land until the final Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster Kosher Nostra crime syndicate scumbag.”
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Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of shifty shylock hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to a report in this morning's gutter press Pound of Flesh Gazette, Israel's clinically insane Likit Party leader, PM Bobo 'Mamzer' Nuttyahoo, is scheduled to arrive in London on Thursday – (war crimes arrest warrant cancellation permitting) – to attend the annual Psychopaths Anonymous conference at the Tavistock Institute.
Nuttyahoo, a die-hard Jabotinskyist, (disciple of Ze’ev Jabot the Hutt) is expected to be accompanied by his servant-bashing bottle blonde pig-slut of a wife, Mrs Sharlila O’chel Batachat Nuttyahoo – along with several other war criminal members of Israel's lunatic fringe military state administration, including Yetzer Hara, the Minister for Hasbara; Shlomo Matzo, the Minister for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands; and the rabid regime’s army chief, Lt. Gen. Benny Kuntz; plus Brig Gen Harel Snafu of the 21st Fubar Brigade – the 'brains' (sic) behind 2014's homicidal 50 day duration Operation Kill Every Fucker military offensive targeting the Gaza Strip and its civilian population – helplessly besieged behind Israel's Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp on the planet – which resulted in the murders of 2,500 women and children – and an excess of 10,500 injured, crippled and maimed.
Besides his presence at the Tavistock Institute 'crackpots-get-together', the career racist Nuttyahoo is expected to be a celebrity 'tee-off' guest at the Shylock Divot Cup golf tournament on the exclusive Goodwin Sands course next week – plus accept a royal invitation from our closet case crypto-kikester / King-in-Waiting, HRH Prince Dobby, to attend grandson Prince George's metzitzah b’peh ceremony, to be performed by London moel Rabbi Shmuley Snipcock.
Doubtless a visit to the Dockland's Excel Centre's Defence & Security Equipment International arms fair will be on the agenda and pick up a shitload of slam-bang nasties to use against Bolshie rock-chucking Palestinian sprogs – before paying a visit to Savile Row's renown Sheldon ben Zonah et Cie (Tailors by Appointment) to be measured up for a new yarmulke.
So, while the Community Security Trust renta-thugs are rumoured to be providing 24/7 protection details, doubtless Bobo & Co will have a gang of Mossad's Foot Clan hoodlums and assorted Tonton Macoute thugsters in tow - WTF might be on the cards to cast a damper on Bobo's intended trip to Broken Britain, apart from the weather being shite and our once-sceptred isle suffering the closing thralls of the 2015 monsoon season summer.
Well, while there is no 'safe level' of exposure to Scameron's Nasty Party stupidity, and regardless of the Tory's Friends of Israel Club master class Zionist grovellers, ex-Justice Secretary Ken 'Groper' Clarke and ex-Foreign Minister Willy 'Fudge' Vague - Israel’s stooges at the heart of the British government – dancing the Ashkenazi jig to the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate's fiddle and amending UK law so that Israeli officials accused of serious war crimes – such as the spank-eyed ex-Foreign Minister Tipsi Livid – could visit Britain without fear of prosecution - a determined group of pro-Palestinian activists have launched a Parliamentary petition to have the scumbag Nuttyahoo arrested on war crimes charges when he sets foot on Albion's hallowed ground – a petition that has now garnered in excess of the 100,000 signature threshold required to kick the House of Conman's MPs and Tory government into nail-biting mode, to take fucking notice of the public will and 'consider' a debate on the issue – a factor that will most certainly wipe the smarmy, shit-eating grin off Posh Dave Scameron's podgy face.
Observing the maxim of 'impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat' (impunity always leads to greater crimes) the common herd goyim, headed by a group of British union leaders, lawmakers and other dignitaries, have decided that if this represents the Tory government’s latest contribution to the Middle East peace process, then enough is enough and refuse to allow Britain to become any more 'broken' by having it become a safe haven for Israeli psychopaths while they continue their brutal military occupation, colonization and ethnic cleansing (read 'genocide') of Palestine, and carry on bombarding the blockaded Gaza Strip and executing or abducting anyone shipping in humanitarian help.
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Obviously topping Nuttyahoo's agenda is to have Scameron's Tory Party arm twisted by the Square Mile based Rothshite Khazar Kosher Nostra to sanction UK backing for the military onslaught to bomb the Assad regime held areas of Syria into oblivion and oust / snuff Basher himself – and further criminalise as being anti-Semitic the UK end of Europe's pro-Palestinian Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign.
The global BDS movement exposes Israeli lawlessness and its phoney image as the only democratic state in the Middle East – along with its barbarian-staffed 'most moral army' on Earth. What a fucking hypocritical joke these ZioNazi kikesters are - alike Nuttyahoo's Likit Party slogan: ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.
Conversely this Holocaust visited on the Palestinians - the slow cook genocide in the occupied and ever-diminishing West Bank - and the current racist atrocity campaign being waged against the population of the besieged Gaza Strip, at least alerts the moral attentions of the global community to these sectarian crimes against humanity committed by the Israeli government and boosts the aims of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue, outlaw state – and too their Greater Israel push – to achieve the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion wish list agenda – and grab a lion's share of Hitlerian 'lebensraum' across the soon to be Balkanised Middle East – from the brook of the Nile to the Euphrates.
The human rights abuses and war crimes committed by the ZioNazi Ashkenazi Israeli government against the Palestinian people in the process of stealing their land since 1948 accelerates at a geometric rate - and viewed from a neutral eye observer here in 2015 - now far surpass the 'humanitarian intervention' catalyst that invoked corrective military action against Hitler's Germany in 1939 to halt and reverse their lebensraum (living space) land grab wars of aggression launched against their Russian and European neighbours. Amen.
As we draw to a conclusion, before any fucker and their dog spits the proverbial dummy and starts shouting 'anti-Semite' – remember that the Arab Muslim – and Christian – Palestinians are Semites too.
Do we recognise the right of the Jews to have their own homeland? Yes, but NOT via the route of Balfour's Folly - on ground stolen by force of arms from under the feet of the true owners of the place – the Palestinians.
In fact a real Jewish homeland - the Jewish Autonomous Oblast – already existed before the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (the Palestinian's Day of the Catastrophe – their Shoah) founding of the illegal crime state of Israel – since 1934 – populated by true blue orthodox followers of the Judean religion and not a bunch of Khazar-Ashkenazi apostate Jews of convenience of Bobo Nuttyahoo's ilk.
The entire self-justification concept of a homogeneous Jewish State under a secular Zionist regime, represents a total mockery of the notion of religious faithfulness to the teaching in the Torah, for the meaning of this Greater Israel abomination has little to do with devotion of Yahweh / Jehovah – whoever – this mythical entity who cannot be named.
While little remains of Palestine since 1948, the oppressed Muslim people will never forgo their birthright of nationhood, nor pursuing their inalienable rights – nor should right-minded Westerners shrug the responsibility to support the Palestinian endeavour and condemn the Ashkenazi Zionist Jews of convenience who have no historic links to Palestine – nor – like the racist Likit Party PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, possess nary a single strand of Semite DNA in their mongrel Khazar genes.
Basically Zionist Israel falls in the category of 'failed states' if they have to steal another sovereign people's lands to make it work for them.
And while we are into a shit-flinging session, for the record, pro-Zionist shill Willy 'Meshuggenah' Vague has now been elevated – by career Israeli stooge Posh Dave Scameron - to Parliament's Upper Doss House, bestowed with the title of Lord Fudge of the Closet and can now join fellow sodomite vermin in ermine peers such as Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers in disseminating the shekel-mongering Israelshite's schadenfreude culture - and promoting that most obnoxious and disingenuous blend of chutzpah and hasbara – the Promised Land / Chosen People / anti-Semitism and Holohoax mantra fictions - to silence the illegal Zionist state's critics and justify the genocidal ethnic cleansing of Palestine.
We, as a moral Christian people, are sickened by the deep-rooted Israeli contempt for the lives of Palestinians (chanting 'mavet la’aravim' – 'death to the Arabs') that should inspire Western democratic government outrage – but doesn't – thanks to a graft and corruption-ridden culture of Zionist lobbying and political sponsorship.
To wit, the human rights abuses and war crimes of the rogue state of Israel is the criterion according to which all Jews will tend to be judged. Israel as a Jewish state founded illegally on the lands stolen from the Palestinian population (of Palestine).
So Bollocks with a large capital B to 'Balfour's Folly' and political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct propaganda format.
Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together.
Thought for the day: Hence one is drawn to speculate on Bobo's reception in London. Will it be handcuffs on at Thiefrow or a diplomatic limo drive to the Aldridge Hotel in Mayfair (as he did on 7/7 when Mossad pulled the tube bombings) or the embassy at Kensington Palace Gardens or straight to Downing Street – all possible routes doubtless festooned with pro-Palestinian BDS activists ready to hurl lumps of ripe dogshit and putrid eggs? Or one devoid of any such non-conformist radicals due pre-crime raids by the totalitarian Tory's paranoid security apparatus – as per the protest-negating incidence of Prince Bald Willy and Kate Middleclass's wedding?
Regardless: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/105446
Bobo Netanyahu to be arrested for war crimes when he arrives in London.
Benjamin Netanyahu is to hold talks in London this September. Under international law he should be arrested for war crimes upon arrival in the UK for the massacre of over 2,000 Palestinian civilians in 2014.
Sign this petition
As of 08/09/2015: 107,261 signatures. So, Parliament, get off your overpaid slack arses and debate this petition then arrest this war-mongering genocidal maniac.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
Further, to the rogue state of Israeli's dying shame, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
To paraphrase the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the so-called Holy Land until the final Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster Kosher Nostra crime syndicate scumbag.”
Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No Palestinian refugees, trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle. However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of shifty shylock hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
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Saturday, 5 September 2015
UK Homes Cop Muslim Refugee Lodgers
In today’s 'Migrant Stampede’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer covering the Turkish-Syrian border news desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The UK's Nasty Party PM, Posh Dave Scameron and his dandified zillionaire cabinet, are facing growing pressure from both at home and abroad for Broken Britain to get itself a bit more 'Broken' by taking in a few million of the Muslim refugee 'swarms' fleeing to the 'safe confines' (sic) of the EUSSR community from their war-ravaged shitholes in the Middle East.
The outraged demands from common sense-deficient bleeding heart liberals for Scameron's Tory government to relax immigration restrictions comes in the wake of international news footage of a dead child, washed up like so much flotsam on a beach in Bodrum, Turkey – believed to be a Syrian war zone refugee and not one of the usual local catamite casualties, buggered to death then dumped by the Sublime Porte Paedo Club.
Best described by EUSSR immigration statisticians as the equivalent of a Biblical multitude, legions of men, women and children are currently stranded in Calais, Italy, Greece - and Hungary's Bickse railway station – right across Europe in fact we have entire populations fleeing the socio-political-economic havoc and making treacherous journeys to get the fuck out of their US / NATO warmonger-ravaged homes in Syria, Iraq and Libya to the comparative safety of the EUSSR community with no more than a bedsheet or burka (or lifejacket) on their backs.
Ex-Tory party chairman (lately a non-person) Baroness Seedy Warthog (herself a by-product of Paki' migrant stock) opined to one press hack from the Benefit Scroungers Gazette that the UK should be prepared to share the burden – but refused to expand the statement to a personal level by offering Muslim refugees the use of her back garden to camp out.
Seizing the chance of a self-promotion press interview opportunity, Warthog further played on the crisis's human cost, claiming that an excess of 1,800 Libyans have perished at sea in the first five months of 2015. (So WTF are we expected to do - teach the fuckers to swim?)
To offset a swathe of socio-political criticism PM Scameron's response to UK media sources was loaded with his customary disingenuous rhetoric: "Britain is a moral nation and we will fulfil our moral responsibilities. That's why I sent the Royal Navy to the Mediterranean, to save thousands of Libyan refugee lives."
Yeah right, and previously sent the Royal Air Force, Army and Navy to join the US and NATO warmongers attacking Libya and caused thousands of deaths.
Okay folks, common sense and logical approach time. While responding to the political arm-twisting with some modicum of compliance, has Scameron or any other fucker or their dog in government thought this 'refugee placement' scheme through?
The first thought that passed through my mind is that the ISIS Caliphate, along with Taliban Dan and Big Al Qaeda, are planting Fifth Column / Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorists across Pan-Europe - in the guise of humanitarian crisis refugees? All in place and ready to wreak chaos on Britain's illusionary 'democratic freedoms' that Islam is rumoured to regard as an abomination.
Talk about topsy-turvy manipulation, one minute the government are flat out, like a lizard drinking, in their Gladio false flag / black propaganda attempts to demonise Islam and the Muslim community in general. Now they want to play the Lady Bountiful host to the fuckers. Though it does present a novel – albeit cringe-worthy – concept: social engineering by force of arms.
Migrant crisis besides, the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' DWP and Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, (another Tory frog who dreams of becoming a toad) are slashing the welfare benefit payments of anyone still 'assessed' by Atos as physically able to crawl to their nearest Jobcentre –where there's no jobs to be had for any fucker. So what's the deal on handouts for this mega-influx of war zone / economic migrants? One rule for out of work / disabled Brits - and a relaxed ruling for scrounging refugees? You betcha.
Hence while Tory PM Scameron and his jukebox politician pals - (slip a few coins in and they'll play any fucking tune you want) – are ready to pass legislation that all home owners in England and Wales will be mandated to take in a couple of Muslim refugees as lodgers (specifically those with that coveted 'spare bedroom' – up north of the border the Scottish Nonce Party's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has, like Seedy Warthog, seized a self-promoting political media exposure opportunity by the short n curlies by publicly shedding a veritable tsunami of crocodile tears at piccies of some Syrian crisis actor's kid washed up on a beach in Turkey.
Hmmm, one wonders, a pity she – or her Porky Pict predecessor Alex Salmond – never shed any weepy tears – crocodile or otherwise - viz the scandalous sexual abuse of a special needs little girl named Hollie Greig – and has to date (like the pot-bellied Salmond before her) wholly ignored impassioned public pleas to act and order an investigation into the untouchable Aberdeen-based diabolical Satanist paedophile ring responsible for the serial rape of Hollie and other kiddies – a cabal of sinister and villainous establishment scumsters still operating with impunity.
So what has Jimmy Crankie got on offer for the refugees? A free kilt and a 'Named Paedo' – er- 'Person' – to look after the kids while Mum and Dad are down the local madrassa stirring up a spot of sectarian hatred – or attending their weekly caber-tossing lessons and wolfing down deep fried Mars bars. The mind boggles.
Do you have room in your back garden shed to house a couple of Syrian Muslim refugees? How about a mixed bag of limping Libyans, starving Somalis or yucky Yemenis. Would you be willing to give refugees a few swimming lessons, ready for when they have to swim back home again?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win the Mother Theresa Prize for being a gullible twat. A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name n address so the ISIS Caliphate Refugee Placement Centre know where to direct their next batch of lodgers.
Thought for the day. Haven't we enough economic migrants (scrounging non-Anglo-Saxon darkies) here already, thanks to Empire's Day promises of British citizenship and protection? Then to add insult to imminent injury, this current 'swarm' - to apply PM Scameron's questionable political terminology – aren't even from ex-British colonial Third World dumps.
Syria was French – let them deal with it – Libya the same way – let the fucking Wops take care of them – albeit it was the psychopath US-NATO led coalition who bombed the place back into the Stone Age and snuffed the bonkers colonel – Mr Gaddafi - the only bloke who had a chokehold on the country and kept law n order – so let the US / NATO sort the mess of pottage out.
This 'migrant crisis' Europe is currently (and by nefarious design) stung with has a solution - which lies in realm of 'cause and effect' / raison d' être.
That Israel and the US ZioNazi Western powers – and by connection their Qatari / KSA / UAE / Bahrain / Omani and Kuwaiti stooges - stop funding, training and arming ISIS and these other fractious Jolly Jihad twats (Al Nusra Front, Al Qaeda, Khorasan Group, the Jaysh al Islam etc, et al, ad infinatum) and bombing the fuck out of Syria (along with Iraq and Lebanon – and Yemen) to facilitate regime change and Balkanise the entire Mid-East into bite-sized sectarian-orientated IMF-bankster indebted client states.
Then these unfortunate refugee status twats won't have to flee their country to get a decent night's sleep without a flight of MQ-9 Reaper drones firing a storm of AGM-114 Shitstreak missiles through their roofs on the off-chance Basher Assad's having a kip there.
Alas the 'leave them to their own devices' option isn't part of the Kosher Nostra's grand ZioNazi plan (Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda) for their Greater Israel's Promised Land 'lebensraum' – stretching from the brook of the Nile to the Euphrates.
The Ashkenazi 'proxy war' shills and stooges – the good ole Great Satan US of A and post-colonial imperialist powers of Europe have been tasked with pulling off yet another 'humanitarian intervention' scam and that dynamic ain't gonna change one iota while the multi-nation Rothshite crime syndicate banksters and military-industrial armaments cabals have a lobbyist / donor chokehold on Western (read 'Global') governments.
Nope, the British government's moral compass has long deviated towards the Dark Side, as evidenced by the last New Labour joke of a government under the aegis of PM Tony Bliar being seduced into war-mongering criminality and the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.
Stop press / drop the dead donkey: On the subject of war zone Syrian refugees – why the fuck aren't the Gulf states – Qatar / KSA / UAE / Bahrain / Oman and Kuwait doing their bit to find the odd spot of uninhabited desert for the refugees to camp out on? More sectarian hatred bullshit, no doubt.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The UK's Nasty Party PM, Posh Dave Scameron and his dandified zillionaire cabinet, are facing growing pressure from both at home and abroad for Broken Britain to get itself a bit more 'Broken' by taking in a few million of the Muslim refugee 'swarms' fleeing to the 'safe confines' (sic) of the EUSSR community from their war-ravaged shitholes in the Middle East.
The outraged demands from common sense-deficient bleeding heart liberals for Scameron's Tory government to relax immigration restrictions comes in the wake of international news footage of a dead child, washed up like so much flotsam on a beach in Bodrum, Turkey – believed to be a Syrian war zone refugee and not one of the usual local catamite casualties, buggered to death then dumped by the Sublime Porte Paedo Club.
Best described by EUSSR immigration statisticians as the equivalent of a Biblical multitude, legions of men, women and children are currently stranded in Calais, Italy, Greece - and Hungary's Bickse railway station – right across Europe in fact we have entire populations fleeing the socio-political-economic havoc and making treacherous journeys to get the fuck out of their US / NATO warmonger-ravaged homes in Syria, Iraq and Libya to the comparative safety of the EUSSR community with no more than a bedsheet or burka (or lifejacket) on their backs.
Ex-Tory party chairman (lately a non-person) Baroness Seedy Warthog (herself a by-product of Paki' migrant stock) opined to one press hack from the Benefit Scroungers Gazette that the UK should be prepared to share the burden – but refused to expand the statement to a personal level by offering Muslim refugees the use of her back garden to camp out.
Seizing the chance of a self-promotion press interview opportunity, Warthog further played on the crisis's human cost, claiming that an excess of 1,800 Libyans have perished at sea in the first five months of 2015. (So WTF are we expected to do - teach the fuckers to swim?)
To offset a swathe of socio-political criticism PM Scameron's response to UK media sources was loaded with his customary disingenuous rhetoric: "Britain is a moral nation and we will fulfil our moral responsibilities. That's why I sent the Royal Navy to the Mediterranean, to save thousands of Libyan refugee lives."
Yeah right, and previously sent the Royal Air Force, Army and Navy to join the US and NATO warmongers attacking Libya and caused thousands of deaths.
Okay folks, common sense and logical approach time. While responding to the political arm-twisting with some modicum of compliance, has Scameron or any other fucker or their dog in government thought this 'refugee placement' scheme through?
The first thought that passed through my mind is that the ISIS Caliphate, along with Taliban Dan and Big Al Qaeda, are planting Fifth Column / Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorists across Pan-Europe - in the guise of humanitarian crisis refugees? All in place and ready to wreak chaos on Britain's illusionary 'democratic freedoms' that Islam is rumoured to regard as an abomination.
Talk about topsy-turvy manipulation, one minute the government are flat out, like a lizard drinking, in their Gladio false flag / black propaganda attempts to demonise Islam and the Muslim community in general. Now they want to play the Lady Bountiful host to the fuckers. Though it does present a novel – albeit cringe-worthy – concept: social engineering by force of arms.
Migrant crisis besides, the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' DWP and Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, (another Tory frog who dreams of becoming a toad) are slashing the welfare benefit payments of anyone still 'assessed' by Atos as physically able to crawl to their nearest Jobcentre –where there's no jobs to be had for any fucker. So what's the deal on handouts for this mega-influx of war zone / economic migrants? One rule for out of work / disabled Brits - and a relaxed ruling for scrounging refugees? You betcha.
Hence while Tory PM Scameron and his jukebox politician pals - (slip a few coins in and they'll play any fucking tune you want) – are ready to pass legislation that all home owners in England and Wales will be mandated to take in a couple of Muslim refugees as lodgers (specifically those with that coveted 'spare bedroom' – up north of the border the Scottish Nonce Party's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has, like Seedy Warthog, seized a self-promoting political media exposure opportunity by the short n curlies by publicly shedding a veritable tsunami of crocodile tears at piccies of some Syrian crisis actor's kid washed up on a beach in Turkey.
Hmmm, one wonders, a pity she – or her Porky Pict predecessor Alex Salmond – never shed any weepy tears – crocodile or otherwise - viz the scandalous sexual abuse of a special needs little girl named Hollie Greig – and has to date (like the pot-bellied Salmond before her) wholly ignored impassioned public pleas to act and order an investigation into the untouchable Aberdeen-based diabolical Satanist paedophile ring responsible for the serial rape of Hollie and other kiddies – a cabal of sinister and villainous establishment scumsters still operating with impunity.
So what has Jimmy Crankie got on offer for the refugees? A free kilt and a 'Named Paedo' – er- 'Person' – to look after the kids while Mum and Dad are down the local madrassa stirring up a spot of sectarian hatred – or attending their weekly caber-tossing lessons and wolfing down deep fried Mars bars. The mind boggles.
Do you have room in your back garden shed to house a couple of Syrian Muslim refugees? How about a mixed bag of limping Libyans, starving Somalis or yucky Yemenis. Would you be willing to give refugees a few swimming lessons, ready for when they have to swim back home again?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win the Mother Theresa Prize for being a gullible twat. A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name n address so the ISIS Caliphate Refugee Placement Centre know where to direct their next batch of lodgers.
Thought for the day. Haven't we enough economic migrants (scrounging non-Anglo-Saxon darkies) here already, thanks to Empire's Day promises of British citizenship and protection? Then to add insult to imminent injury, this current 'swarm' - to apply PM Scameron's questionable political terminology – aren't even from ex-British colonial Third World dumps.
Syria was French – let them deal with it – Libya the same way – let the fucking Wops take care of them – albeit it was the psychopath US-NATO led coalition who bombed the place back into the Stone Age and snuffed the bonkers colonel – Mr Gaddafi - the only bloke who had a chokehold on the country and kept law n order – so let the US / NATO sort the mess of pottage out.
This 'migrant crisis' Europe is currently (and by nefarious design) stung with has a solution - which lies in realm of 'cause and effect' / raison d' être.
That Israel and the US ZioNazi Western powers – and by connection their Qatari / KSA / UAE / Bahrain / Omani and Kuwaiti stooges - stop funding, training and arming ISIS and these other fractious Jolly Jihad twats (Al Nusra Front, Al Qaeda, Khorasan Group, the Jaysh al Islam etc, et al, ad infinatum) and bombing the fuck out of Syria (along with Iraq and Lebanon – and Yemen) to facilitate regime change and Balkanise the entire Mid-East into bite-sized sectarian-orientated IMF-bankster indebted client states.
Then these unfortunate refugee status twats won't have to flee their country to get a decent night's sleep without a flight of MQ-9 Reaper drones firing a storm of AGM-114 Shitstreak missiles through their roofs on the off-chance Basher Assad's having a kip there.
Alas the 'leave them to their own devices' option isn't part of the Kosher Nostra's grand ZioNazi plan (Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda) for their Greater Israel's Promised Land 'lebensraum' – stretching from the brook of the Nile to the Euphrates.
The Ashkenazi 'proxy war' shills and stooges – the good ole Great Satan US of A and post-colonial imperialist powers of Europe have been tasked with pulling off yet another 'humanitarian intervention' scam and that dynamic ain't gonna change one iota while the multi-nation Rothshite crime syndicate banksters and military-industrial armaments cabals have a lobbyist / donor chokehold on Western (read 'Global') governments.
Nope, the British government's moral compass has long deviated towards the Dark Side, as evidenced by the last New Labour joke of a government under the aegis of PM Tony Bliar being seduced into war-mongering criminality and the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.
Stop press / drop the dead donkey: On the subject of war zone Syrian refugees – why the fuck aren't the Gulf states – Qatar / KSA / UAE / Bahrain / Oman and Kuwait doing their bit to find the odd spot of uninhabited desert for the refugees to camp out on? More sectarian hatred bullshit, no doubt.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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