Tory 'Compliance' Minister Hancock Threatens Mandatory Vaccinations for Kids

The gospel according to the Nasty Party's Health Secretary, Matt 'The Twat' Hancock: Vaccinations for schoolchildren could be made COMPULSORY.

Speaking at a fringe event at the Tory conference in Manchester today, Mr 'Logic in Denial' Hancock said there was 'a very strong argument for having compulsory toxin / mercury-loaded vaccinations for children when they go to school, otherwise they're putting other children at risk'.

Que? WTF? The unvaccinated kids are putting the vaccinated (ie: 'protected') kids at risk?

Hmmm, try selling that argument in a court of common sense.

Perhaps Matt the Clueless and his career uncivil service 'advisors' should be 'mandated' to watch the fact-loaded Vaxxed documentary before proposing legislation aimed at a programme of forced vaccinations visited on innocent children.

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Well, Matt the Twat's only following orders – the wanker's too thick to devise such a scheme himself. All part of the Agenda 21 – (now delayed and re-branded as Agenda 30 while the NWO scumsters get the technology up to speed).

So forget the Satanic 666 tattooed – or branded – on the forehead – or a barcode on the arm or the thumb joint – the Mark of the Beast, per se, shall be administered (a programme already underway) via mandatory vaccination during infanthood – this will be an AI control freak wet dream come true: 'Do this / Don't do that' commands – (Sit! Beg! Roll Over! Play Dead!) with a built-in 'time is' On / Off eugenic kill switch for when the subject has served their purpose.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7517733/Vaccinations-children-COMPULSORY-says-Matt-Hancock.html

Third World KSA Shithole Start Tourist Drive

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The backward and barbaric Kingdom of Saudi Arabia looks set to kick start an enthusiastic socio-political Great Leap Forward and breach the dogmatic religious boundaries of Wahhabism and shift the current Dark Ages 1441 Islamic date a few centuries forward, and eventually coincide with the rest of the world's 21st Century 'civilized' way of 'doing things'.

This radical – and too largely controversial move - to open its parochial and xenophobic doors to international non-believer and 'Christian infidel' tourists - is central to incumbent psycho Crown Prince Mohammed bin Thug's liberal economic reform 'wish list' programme – which aims primarily to attempt a rebrand of its barbaric image amid criticism of its deplorable human rights record - (only surpassed by Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot) – plus the recent crackdown on women's rights activists – and 2018 murder of exiled Saudi journalist and critic Jamal Khashoggi.

From the balance of payments aspect, income from bin Salman's ambitious (read 'delusional') 'One Million' tourist visits per annum target is aimed at reducing the kingdom's dependence on the sales of oil, sand and camel shit compost to generate the required cash to buy high-tech weaponry from the Great Satan and Isra-Hell – and so continue to bombard the crap out of Yemen – and finance the likes of proxy war front ISIS and Shite Helmet Sunni & Cher terrorist cells.

On Friday, the kingdom will launch an innovative visa regime for 49 countries and relax strict dress codes for female visitors - to wear spandex burkas - moves the Tourism Minister, Sheikh Well Before Using, described as a historic moment for the ultra-conservative country. 
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Doom n Gloom Review the Sheikh speculated "We already have women drivers, so whatever next we might ask - freedom of speech?"

Visas have until now largely been restricted to pilgrims visiting Islam's holy city of Mecca - (re-sited after Muhammad ditched Petra as the Muslim world's Holy of Holies following the destruction of Abraham's original Ka'ba and moved Adam's guardian 'black rock' there) – along with mega-bucks investors (with more money than fucking sense), Third World expatriate slaves working for an exploitive pittance – and Western three hole whores - willing to flog their gollies to wealthy Saudi blokes - in exchange for a couple of hours limitless retail therapy in Aladdin's Cave.

Gee n Wow – lotsa stuff on the bucket list to check off. Never seen an adulterous wench stoned to death – or some hapless shoplifter's hand chopped off – or a live beheading – (gotta be better than all those faked ISIS videos – cutting some poor twats bonce off with an Argos kitchen knife – and never - ever - seen an ex-pat journalist strangled then chopped to bits with a bone saw while the strains of 'Staying Alive' boom out on the stereo - then any body parts not suitable for sale on the dark web's black market transplant organ site fed to a pack of dogs.

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Nonce-Advocate Harman Next Parliament Speaker?

Labour's PIE nonce advocate Harriet 'Witchipoo' Harman to run for House of Conmans Speaker.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49646257

The 69 year old expenses-fiddling Harmful, ignoring the negative mental issues of her geriatric condition, has confirmed an ego-fired self-interest enthusiasm viz making a 'shit or bust' bid to become the next Conmans Speaker.

The Labour MP and Senior Troll of the House - the longest continuously-serving split-arsed MP - made the wishful statement after the current Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow - a frog who dreams of becomng a toad - announced he would stand down by Halloween.

Harmful, a shameless egomaniac, told BBC Radio 4's 'Dipshits & Dingbats' programme it was the Speaker's job "to ensure Parliament can have its say" - (and promote the rights of minority groups - such as kiddie fiddling PIE nonces?).

Harman - a career broomstick merchant who gained an enduring notoriety for her campaigning on nonce-ponce Paedophile Information Exchange rights and promoting Gingerism – in a direct slap at the egocentric Bercow's rancid record - opined that the next Speaker should be "scrupulously neutral" on debates.

Labour Election Message: 'Don't Vote For Us'

Labour hierarchy & 300 pound dingbat Emily Thornberry broadcast 'Don't Vote For Us' election campaign message.

Yep, Fatty Thornberry - the one who ate all Labour's Christmas party mince pies - is most definitely suffering from an egocentric case of self-delusion – likely a symptom of post-menopausal madness.

Brussels shill & arch-Remainiac Emily 'Pigswill' Thornberry would negotiate the 'best Brexit deal for Britain' if Labour wins an election but would then campaign to reject it and stay in the EUSSR.

https://www.davidicke.com/article/552106/remainer-emily-thornberry-negotiate-best-brexit-deal-britain-labour-wins-election-campaign-reject-stay-eu-madness

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433239/Labours-Stop-Boris-deal-SNP-push-General-Election-NOVEMBER.html

Corbyn's cellulite-loaded Black Widow - a venomous and opportunist hypocrite.

Hark at Labour's Black Widow (and arch anti-Democracy Remainiac) - Emily 'Silverback' Thornberry - hypocrisy personified in her grossly porcine manifestation - having the brass-necked audacity to call PM Boris Johnson "slippery" - speculating he could use a general election poll as a "distraction" from pulling a bit of no deal Brexit sleight of hand.  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49605267

Suspension of Parliament Unconstitutional?

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So, the cross party Remainiac cabal MPs reckon the suspension of Parliament qualifies for a label of Constitutional Outrage? 

No, that sin lies with the House of Conmans EUSSR Federation shills n Brussels stooge Remainer MPs set on betraying the Brexit Leave ballot of 17:4 million voters.

28/09/2019 - PM Bonkers Boris Nonsense petitions QE2 to suspend / prorogue Parliament.

Knee jerk reactions from anti-Brexit Remainiac bloc:

Dominic Grieve: "There is plenty of time to do that if necessary [and] I will certainly vote to bring down a Conservative government that persists in a course of action which is so unconstitutional."

Labour deputy leader Tom Watson tweeted that the move was an "utterly scandalous affront to our democracy", while the former chancellor in Theresa May's government, Tory MP Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, called it "profoundly undemocratic".

The leader of the Lib-Dumbs, Jo Swinson, said it was a "dangerous and unacceptable course of action".

To wit, what these four hypocrisy-ridden pro-EUSSR Federation dipshits are overlooking viz their spouting viz an 'unconstitutional factor' is the fact that they, EUSSR / Brussels stooges n shills all-  their treacherous – though 'treasonous' be a more fitting term - Remainiac position to overturn the Brexit referendum ballot of 17:4 million Leave voters is truly undemocratic - (true Democracy is the exercise of the Will of the Majority – ref the 17:4 million Brexit vote 2016) - and a Constitutional affront – as per too the Brexit-blocking petition laid before the graft and corruption-ridden Nonceland Court of Session by some 70-odd treacherous self-interest politicos – comprising of Jumpin' Jo Swinson MP (Lib-Dum); Horrid Heidi Allen MP (Change UK); Stella Greasy MP (Lab Rat); Emma Bent Toad MP (Lab Rat); Margaret Oppenslimer Slodge MP (Lab Scat); David Scammy MP (Lab Rat); Jess 'Piranha Teeth' Phillips MP (Lab Twat) and Wes Streetcorner MP (Lab Rat).

Parliament's 650 infighting incumbents – all top notch bracket salaried from Taxpayer / voter funds – have a single item job: to respect the Brexit referendum ballot result and deliver – unanimously – WTF We, the People, voted for – a no-strings-attached bullshit-free Brexit.

But let us not overlook that age-old and oh so well- proven maxim that 'evil needs no reason' – it just is.

Now we have these House of Conmans self-interest scallwags, devoid of any semblance of scruples and integrity, playing political brinksmanship – and any single one that refuses to respect the majority 17:4 million Brexit referendum Leave vote and chooses to side with the Remainiacs – demanding that Broken Britain retains membership of the EUSSR Federation as per Vince Cable / Jo Swinson's Librarian Dummercraps – or demands a second referendum when the result of the first one – three-plus years down the road - has yet to be delivered – these treacherous rapscallions are guilty of treason and should be meted out public shaming, pilloried and banned from political office.

The Brussels EUSSR hierarchy kleptocrats drew up Treason Maybot's 'withdrawal agreement' – which would see Broken Britain remain a EUSSR Federation member in all but name – hence they ain't gonna 're-negotiate' a single fucking iota of the document that disadvantages them.

Brussels slapped the Maybot's withdrawal deal in her clammy paws and told her to get her bony ass back to Worsminster and have the House of Conmans 'approve the toxic piece of shit to become 'binding' law – hence why the pathetic bitch brought the same document before Parliament 3 times – unrevised in any shape or form – apart from wayward i's being dotted and delinquent t's crossed – and the occasional comma added.

Hence there isn't a cat in Hell's chance of Boris – or any other fucker or their dog - securing a re-negotiated Brexit 'deal' with the Brussels bullies that doesn't favour them in entirety.

Hence the proroguing of Parliament strategy. Go, Boris, go!

And as to this delusional Trotskyite fantasist Corbyn securing a 'no confidence' vote in the Tory Nasty Party government and installing his toxic self as a 'caretaker Crime Minister' – have we not had a sick to the back teeth bellyfull of Labour after the years of war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and that disreputable Cyclopean Nonceland scally, Gordon Broon.

For the record, Corbyn has zero interest in deal or no deal – he just wants to be an aggie wanker and upset the proverbial political apple cart – in the delusional hope Labour – He / Corbyn - might come out on top and with some political advantage.

Hmmm, to all intents and purposes, we have undergone a red shift - back to 1642 - as a state of Civil War exists across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred sacred Isle of Albion as Parliament - the lower House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds dosspit - are in a state of loggerheads conflict - not only within their own festering ranks but also with We, the People - the 17:4 million (plus) hard core Brexiteers versus the assorted melange of Remainiacs / Second Referendumites and EUSSR Fifth Column agents inside Parliament and the Uncivil Service - and boat-jumping immigrant serial divorcees of Gina Miller's silver spoon ilk - joining hands with adulterous decaffeinated ex-Nasty Party PM John 'Dementia' Major and pro-Brussels stooge / New Labour war criminal Tony 'Miranda' (Charles Lynton) Bliar – are striving 24/7 to conjure and employ 'any old contrived excuse' venal Machiavellian smokescreen machinations to hinder, trip and block each and every move Bonkers Boris and his anti-EUSSR cabinet might conceive and effect (or attempt to) to expedite Brexit.

For fuck's sake, the more they decry 'no deal' leaves us zero negotiating footwork space to negotiate 'a deal' – if the Brussels wankers know Broken Britain won't leave without one. Keep the spectre of 'no deal' – and no fucking £39 zillion quid divorce payment either) hanging above their collective pointy heads like some Democalean blade and chances are these unelected bureaucrats shall respond in a more receptive manner. 

With thoughts still focused on 1642 and the Civil War, the man who, sick to the back teeth as We. the People are today, with the self-interest moronic antics of 650 Parliamentarians (sic) - went one better than Boris proroguing Parliament - he closed the fucking den of iniquity down and locked the doors.

Nice one Oliver.

Dissolution of the Long Parliament by Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell:
      

"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors."

"In the name of God, go!"

Oliver Cromwell - April 20, 1653

Doubtless Cromwell would go for the No Deal / Hard Brexit solution to counter the EUSSR Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy's self-serving demands. 

Though Oliver served England well, we need Parliament evicting – and the Upper House of Frauds dosspit closing down – and a Commons assembly of unaligned, independent candidates standing for election to represent the majority will of their respective constituents.

To close, and quote John Donne: "For whom now doth the bell toll thrice?" – for none other than the 'No Deal' blocking Remainiac cabal.

Dante designated a special place reserved for traitors – in Hell's Ninth Circle.

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Septic Salmond Linked to Epstein's Paedo Island

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Just received this from a most-concerned member of the Scottish proletariat: Spotlight on Smelly Mangiolini and the sordid stories that simply refuse to go away - even if pursued and prosecuted by hordes of corrupt Plod Squad Scotland uniformed morons and the ranking Masonic nonce ponces comprising the equally bent judicial system.

ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOURS being circulated by the wholly corrupt MSM viz the 'recently suicided' sex slave trafficker Jeffrey Epslime DoJ court doc leaks that his big 'one-time' pal President Donald Chump had regular access to Epslime's Lolita Express luxury Boeing 727 private jet and made use of it back in 2006 for to and fro forays across the Atlantic pond when negotiating (sic) the 'compulsory' (sell or fucking else!) purchase of some 1,400 acres of prime 'bayonet grassed' sand dunes at Menie / Balmedie, just north of bonny Scotland's kiddie fiddling Nonce Ponce capital of Scaberdeen – for the Chump International Golf Links, Scotland (CIGLS) – designed to include two 18-hole courses, a 5-star Rub n Tug Massage Salon and adjoining 3-holer bordello (staffed by 12 year old Czech wannabe models) – and a NHS-funded social disease clinic?

The sordid story goes that now 'finally' disgraced SNP Worst Minister – (aka the Porky Pict) - Alex 'Groper' Salmond – (the very same wanker facing multiple charges x 14 of alleged Viagra-fuelled sexual assaults and attempted rape) - was primarily the open handed and eager beaver receiver of palm-crossed silver largess (aka assorted  'bribes' / kickbacks) from the Chump – (and entertaining Donald at his official Edinburgh Buttplug House residence) - in return for 'facilitation services' - soothing socio-politically troubled eco-related waters viz the golf course land 'acquisition' project - (until Salmond's Scottish Nonce Party offshore wind farm project ignited a relationship ruckus which saw the pair at loggerheads) – and the Grampian Groper was treated to join the Chump on 'excursions' to Epslime's private 'Little' (sic) St James Caribbean island for a spot of paedo-related R & R (rape n ruin) fun in the underground (and soundproofed) Tartan Tadger playroom.

Hmmm n Wow!

Wonder who the fluck was personally charged with watching the Porky Pict's back viz the 2006 – 2011 period? Obviously some grossly incompetent and limited IQ tosser better-suited to a lifetime career behind a retail checkout counter and covering up plum pudding thefts than one of meddling with matters legal and political.

https://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2012/01/491710.html

Do you live in the toxic tax haven Caribbean sex trafficking zone? Have you been groomed / paid to have oral sex with zillionaire flabby Yanks after your daily kindergarten classes by some Maxwellian Mossad agent? – or abducted and then subjected to three hole rape by US Presidents past and present - and their shifty Shylock attorneys?

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Bonkers Boris Crowned King

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In a summertime July week where the good ole US of A celebrates the 50th anniversary of Stan the Man Kubrick faking the 1969 Moon landing – (one conspiratorial, expensive step for NASA and their CIA paymasters, but a mega special effects tech step for Hollywood's make-believe artists) - we finally have the Nasty Party Slime Minister, Treason May, evicted from No 10 Downing St - and an all-new thatch-haired tenant taking up residence.

While that smarmy Remainiac dog wanker Jeremy Kunt is 'not' Broken Britain's next Crime Minister, our sacred isle of Albion's Brexiteer patriots (17:4 million-plus) applaud the fact that career buffoon, the bumbling Boris 'Zipline' Nonsense, at least has the keys to No 10 Downing St and a bed to sleep in - after being unceremoniously evicted from his (ex) 'bit of tottie on the side' / girl friend Mad Carrie McSkanger's flat recently - in the wake (sic) of a late night crockery-chucking and profanity-laden name-cussing altercation that disturbed neighbours' peace and saw the Plod Squad summoned.

So that's it, and the EUSSR Commission's Dark Side Sith kleptocrats beware – for Boris is shit-canning Treason May's treacherous sell-out withdrawal document – and 'backstops' be buggered - and he's a'coming to re-negotiate a fresh Brexit agreement – along with a few of his old Bullingdon Vandals Club buddies.

To wit, come Hell or high water, he intends to take no prisoners, smite those foolhardy or imprudent enough to oppose his iron will,  and be done with Brussels tyranny by October 31st – deal or no deal.

Yes, for better or worse – like it or not - Bonkers Boris de Piffle Attaturk Nonsense, Tory MP for Poxbridge & South Cowslip – (eldest son of I'm a Celebrity loser Stuttering Stan Kemal Nonsense, brother of gutter press hackette, Rabid Rachel Nonsense - and non-entity sibling, Jolly Jo Nonsense, Tory MP for Gorpington – and a couple of other nondescript sprogs) - is now the leader of the Nasty Party 'and' Broken Britain's new Crime Minister.

Classic Bonkers Boris quote: 'My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters'

Yet the Tory / Bliarite Labour / Lib-Dum Dark Side scumsters are determined Boris ain't gonna get an open arms easy ride – a factor broadcast with malignant intent by that notorious Parliamentary expenses fiddler and all-round prize dipshit, Alan 'call me Sir' Duncan - a long-time foe of Boris Nonsense (who was once his deputy at the Foreign Office) - announced his resignation on the eve of the new Tory Nasty Party leader being installed.- and immediately tabled an emergency motion to force a House of Conmans vote on whether Nonsense had the right to form a government – a pathetic move rightly shit-canned at its genesis by Speaker John 'Shortarse' Bercow.

Duncan's back-stabbing underlines the mammoth task facing any new premier to hold the fragmented Austerity Party together amid furious infighting over Brexit – with one Tory MP commenting to the Daily Shitraker Online the idea pushed by  Dirty Duncan was 'batshit bonkers' and showed he was 'dripping in unqualified arrogance' – as was that egocentric twat Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, threatening to take Boris and his government down if he dares expedite the 2016 referendum majority Leave result and gives a contrary Brussels the bird on October 31st to opt for a No Deal bye-bye.

So much for the good of the nation when the cult of the personality rules against democracy.

Deal or No Deal Brexit – whoever the fuck became party leader, and by default, the Crime Minister – Jeremy Kunt or Bonkers Boris – it's never been about leadershits but – as the scaremonger propagandist Remainiacs would deny – (those dirty and disgusting, corrupt  political machinators infesting the lower House of Conmans benches - and the unelected Vermin in Ermine squatting in the Upper House of Frauds dosspit – along with the equally repulsive civil service Euro-shills and lackeys) - Broken Britain does NOT need the Brussels EUSSR kleptocracy governance system - but the EUSSR needs Britain like a beggar needs a handout – or a Wonga payday loan.

Go, Boris, go!

Did you vote for Brexit back in 2016? Are you sick to the back teeth with Treason Maybot's conspiratorial efforts to keep Broken Britain tied to the EUSSR? Would you like to see political Remainiac forces of evil pilloried and deselected – and legal challenge meddlers alike spoiled immigrant bitch cum arch-broomstick jockey Gina Miller burned at the stake?

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Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane orthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset  Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Gorgon Stare / Pegasus / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty panopticon network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for the neo-McCarthyite 'politisch korrekt' fascist sub-culture.

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