Septic Salmond Linked to Epstein's Paedo Island

Once again, the latest and greatest in this scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire, to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Just received this from a most-concerned member of the Scottish proletariat: Spotlight on Smelly Mangiolini and the sordid stories that simply refuse to go away - even if pursued and prosecuted by hordes of corrupt Plod Squad Scotland uniformed morons and the ranking Masonic nonce ponces comprising the equally bent judicial system.

ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOURS being circulated by the wholly corrupt MSM viz the 'recently suicided' sex slave trafficker Jeffrey Epslime DoJ court doc leaks that his big 'one-time' pal President Donald Chump had regular access to Epslime's Lolita Express luxury Boeing 727 private jet and made use of it back in 2006 for to and fro forays across the Atlantic pond when negotiating (sic) the 'compulsory' (sell or fucking else!) purchase of some 1,400 acres of prime 'bayonet grassed' sand dunes at Menie / Balmedie, just north of bonny Scotland's kiddie fiddling Nonce Ponce capital of Scaberdeen – for the Chump International Golf Links, Scotland (CIGLS) – designed to include two 18-hole courses, a 5-star Rub n Tug Massage Salon and adjoining 3-holer bordello (staffed by 12 year old Czech wannabe models) – and a NHS-funded social disease clinic?

The sordid story goes that now 'finally' disgraced SNP Worst Minister – (aka the Porky Pict) - Alex 'Groper' Salmond – (the very same wanker facing multiple charges x 14 of alleged Viagra-fuelled sexual assaults and attempted rape) - was primarily the open handed and eager beaver receiver of palm-crossed silver largess (aka assorted  'bribes' / kickbacks) from the Chump – (and entertaining Donald at his official Edinburgh Buttplug House residence) - in return for 'facilitation services' - soothing socio-politically troubled eco-related waters viz the golf course land 'acquisition' project - (until Salmond's Scottish Nonce Party offshore wind farm project ignited a relationship ruckus which saw the pair at loggerheads) – and the Grampian Groper was treated to join the Chump on 'excursions' to Epslime's private 'Little' (sic) St James Caribbean island for a spot of paedo-related R & R (rape n ruin) fun in the underground (and soundproofed) Tartan Tadger playroom.

Hmmm n Wow!

Wonder who the fluck was personally charged with watching the Porky Pict's back viz the 2006 – 2011 period? Obviously some grossly incompetent and limited IQ tosser better-suited to a lifetime career behind a retail checkout counter and covering up plum pudding thefts than one of meddling with matters legal and political.

https://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2012/01/491710.html

Do you live in the toxic tax haven Caribbean sex trafficking zone? Have you been groomed / paid to have oral sex with zillionaire flabby Yanks after your daily kindergarten classes by some Maxwellian Mossad agent? – or abducted and then subjected to three hole rape by US Presidents past and present - and their shifty Shylock attorneys?

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