Tuesday, 10 September 2019

Nonce-Advocate Harman Next Parliament Speaker?


Labour's PIE nonce advocate Harriet 'Witchipoo' Harman to run for House of Conmans Speaker.


The 69 year old expenses-fiddling Harmful, ignoring the negative mental issues of her geriatric condition, has confirmed an ego-fired self-interest enthusiasm viz making a 'shit or bust' bid to become the next Conmans Speaker.

The Labour MP and Senior Troll of the House - the longest continuously-serving split-arsed MP - made the wishful statement after the current Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow - a frog who dreams of becomng a toad - announced he would stand down by Halloween.

Harmful, a shameless egomaniac, told BBC Radio 4's 'Dipshits & Dingbats' programme it was the Speaker's job "to ensure Parliament can have its say" - (and promote the rights of minority groups - such as kiddie fiddling PIE nonces?).

Harman - a career broomstick merchant who gained an enduring notoriety for her campaigning on nonce-ponce Paedophile Information Exchange rights and promoting Gingerism – in a direct slap at the egocentric Bercow's rancid record - opined that the next Speaker should be "scrupulously neutral" on debates.

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