Labour Warn of Impending Drought

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' numpty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Parliamentary Weather Forecasting' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Labour party political stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The incumbent Labour Party’s ginger-mingin excuse for a Housing Minister, Mangela Rayner, has pretentiously declared, for public consumption, that she personally plans to oversee the construction of 1.5 million homes by 2029 – which more competent and experienced minds, reflecting on reality, as opposed to ego-fuelled fantasy - rightly claim will leave our once-sceptred isle at risk of an impending drought - by creating demands on Broken Britain’s sole water supplier, Oftwat, for an extra half a billion litres of the precious liquid per day.

Yeah, let’s just focus primarily on that 1:5 million homes built by 2029 – over the coming 5 years – which simple math calculates at 328,000 per annum – and to go one damning step further with this – 900-plus (yep, that’s ‘nine hundred’) – per day.

Fer fuck’s sake, even an Olympic event team of brickies on piecework, serviced by super hero hod carriers – with excavated foundations already dug – and a legion of mixer machines processing the cement - would shake their heads at that forecast.

Utilities-savvy geeks and sages jointly speculate, and are of one mind, that this figure accounts for drinking water supplies alone - with sans mentions, so far – of the extra water consumed by washing machines, household potted plants, lawns and garden maintenance - along with the occasional shower or bath for adults, children – and pet canines – and that ever-essential daily act of flushing the crapper after use.

Hmmm, grateful thanks for initiating that little piece of gullible public scaremongering, Minister Rayner - and all to manifest by 2029 eh?

Que? Have Labour – and Der Fuhrer ‘Call me Sir’ Kier Stammerer - actually deluded themselves into believing they will still be in office by 2029 – after their piss poor six months performance to date – such as slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowances – thus subsequently losing millions of OAP votes come a local, or general, election.

Regardless of Labour’s delusions, the story so far, viz the gospel according to water utility suppliers, the rabid Rayner’s extravagant – more at delusional – pipe dream plans to build 1.5 million more homes by 2029 will leave Britain at risk of drought – with these extra households creating a demand for an extra half a billion litres of water each day.

Yep, you heard the Oftwat fubar weather forecast just right the first time around: a drought, forecast to strike our rain-soaked north Atlantic isles – if this scheme goes ahead.

Really, where did this ginger-mingin troll derive the qualification to plan a housing project of such scope – when her sole claim to fame (read ‘notoriety’) - in younger Stockport-based school days was being the local bike to have a ride on - followed by employment in a care home?

There again, the Rayner beast is simply parroting the opinion of Environment Agency prophets, who claim Britian is heading for a shortage of more than a billion litres a day by the end of this current decade - due a lack of government foresight and a failure to invest - (aka ‘avoiding’) - in replacing the country’s creaking Victorian infrastructure for the past 30 years – a factor which now-privatised, share-holder ‘for profit’ water companies are blaming the Oftwat government regulator, stating it has failed to source the required investment to construct new reservoirs.

Meanwhile, not wishing to be left off the useless comments list, Labour’s shit-for brains excuse for an Environment Secretary, Steve Reed, backed the predictions of catastrophe, and speculated that “Unless we take action to increase water supply then the demand for drinking water will start to outstrip supply in a way that happens with deep wells and oases in the Sahara desert – and Britain will have to impose a system of water rationing.”

And now for Labour’s solution to this so-recently announce, looming problem - with water bills set to surge by 20% in bid to fix the damage – before rationing is imposed – which roughly equates at an extra £100 nicker per annum for the hapless householders to fork out.

Contrastingly, the money-grubbing ‘for profit’ supply operators, led by  Southern Water - the greedy provider for Kent, Sussex and Hampshire - has demanded that the regulator should raise bills by 84%, while the equally voracious Thames Water is pushing for charges to rise by 53%

This was followed by a line of the customary buck-passing, with Labour blaming the Tories for failing to build new infrastructure, including reservoirs and laying fresh pipelines, as sewage spills left rivers, lakes and seas choked by pollution (read shit’) – whereas past oversights by Labour, when in office under the equally inept leadershit likes of Tony Bliar and Gorden Broon, conspicuously avoided any mention of culpability.

Hmmm, all more at scent than substance – for has any fucker or their dog thought this one though to a satisfactory conclusion?

Ergo: 1:5 million new house builds equates at !:5 million extra faucets being turned on = extra water required.

To wit: how about 1:5 million extra toilets being flushed - any thoughts on overloaded sewerage works to deal with all the extra shit? Or is that ‘effluent’ pre-destined for some ‘overflow’ trout stream – and once-pristine, sandy beach?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14194041/Angela-Rayners-plans-build-1-5million-homes-2029-leave-Britain-risk-drought.html

https://www.gbnews.com/news/water-bills-rise-fix-sewage-damage-steve-reed-rationing

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Channel Crossing: Hard Way vs Easier Way

                             

Really? While we appreciate the ethic of wanting to save a few quid, do these desert-dweller asylum seekers not realise this is no oasis pond – and the Channel too deep to wade across?

Or just too thick to cotton on to the fact that's why the other guys hired a big rubber boat?

Beware: UK’s Zionist Plod Squad

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Land-Grabbing Zionist Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘UN-sanctioned Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of corrupt international ‘human rights – and wrongs - hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy – poisoning the core of every global government, and the United Nations hierarchy – all cursed by their exaggerated egocentric sense of entitlement, and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Ha! Here we go again – for even in our perennial state of common herd ignorance, inflicted from junior school levels via government programmed ‘educators’ (sic) - and a daily dose of mass media 'indoctrination' (aka 'deceit) – plus the fickle, forked tongues of elected politicians - it was contemplated the socio-political-economic state of things could not get any more screwed up – then this latest Zionist propaganda concept turns around and kicks us squarely in the ever-gullible ‘Doubting Thomas’ derriere.

So, hark the near Middle East madness, with the detritus of their sectarian / racist hate sermons now washing up on our sacred shores of Albion – a factor which immediately springs forth thoughts reminiscent of the Judaic Sanhedrin ‘Stasi’ prosecuting and crucifying God’s only Son, Jesus Christ – for speaking His Messianic ‘Truth’ - in condemning their nefarious infidelities.

To wit, the Revisionist Zionist Jewish intruders, camped out upon our very doorstep - here in Food Bank Britain – (formerly Broken Britain ) - have - sans any format of respectful legitimacy, formed their own Kikester God Squad police force - a bunch of mercenary pretenders - launching private prosecutions of ‘hate crimes’ against any and all who might sport the brazen audacity to speak the bloody obvious Truth - and condemn the rogue Zionist state of Israel’s despicable record of human rights abuses – read ‘war crimes’ – visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian Muslim civilian populations of the IDF-occupied – and ever-diminishing - West Bank Territories, and the neighbouring, besieged Gaza Strip littoral enclave – the IDF’s F15l fighter-bomber pilot’s target of choice - aka Muslim Demolition Central.

This UK-based Campaign Against Anti-Semitism’s chief barker - a perennial, whingeing victim - and Holohoax inflationist / historic truths manipulator, none other than one Gideon Falter – who ignores the fact that which he is falsely categorising as anti-Semitic – (covetously, in blatant format, ‘hijacking’ – and ‘monopolising’ - the term ‘Semite’ for his very own) – whereas what Falter refers to as ‘anti-Jewish’ protests and hatred, are, in all ‘Truth’, internationally-held anti-Zionist sentiments - regarding ‘not’ the Jewish faith, nor its adherents - yet rather the rogue Zionist state of Israel, and its ruling Knesset - overlorded by Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party government – they who commission the IDF’s inhuman treatment – the land thefts – ‘and’ human rights abuses, ‘and’ war crimes – that are visited on the hapless, captive heads of the Muslim Palestinian populations of the now-greatly diminished West Bank Territories, and Gaza Strip concentration camp.

Both these afore-mentioned Palestinian areas of occupation are a mere fraction of the acreage of what was collectively, until 1948 - and the Yawm an Nakba – (the Day of the Catastrophe) – the historic, sovereign state of Palestine - when the Zionist ‘Jews of convenience’ European exile Yidster immigrants formed homicidal terrorist gangs – the Irgun, the Haganah the Lehi, and the Palmach - to force, via a campaign of indiscriminate violence, the British Mandate’s hand – (ref sort-of ‘legitimised’ (sic) via the outrageous, Rothshite-contrived Balfour Declaration) - to cede Palestine to the Zionist control of David Ben-Gurion – and accept the rebranding of the country as Israel.

Hmmm, albeit this Fata Morgana ‘Biblical’ delusion that Palestine is the Zionist’s Promised Land blends, with perfect congruity, the historic – and grossly egocentric - delusion that they are God’s ‘Chosen People’.

Ergo, by this violent route, that marks every inch of their post-1948 existence as a nation state, established on the stolen lands of others - and to the present day - not for a single second overlooking the venal crimes and indiscriminate assassinations expedited by agents of the manky Mossad and Shin Beth, the political Zionists have brazenly usurped the historic established order of things and claimed the sovereign state of Palestine as their Israel – their Promised Land.

Yep, Promised Land, no less - promised by some mythical deity – Yəhōwā – the purported God of the Old Testament’s Abraham – formerly Abram – and that schmutz from the Nile bullrushes - Moses).

Typical of all paranoid psychotics, in this latest diatribe of condemnation, Falter insists that anti-Semitism only applies to him, and his God’s chosen people mates – the land-grabbing Zionist Israelis – yet with nary a mention of the Muslim Arab peoples whose numbers are rife and legion across the Middle East expanse – (and in these modern times of international travel and resettlement, the entire World) - being no less Semites – of the same Semitic race origins - for long before the days of divisive religious affiliations, of Abraham, or Muhammad, were collectively all members of the wandering pagan tribes, of Semitic peoples.

Doubtless this psychotic Falter character will automatically justify the horrific open news source photos of Israel’s recent homicidal military actions – follow URL below - visited on the civilian population of the Gaza Strip – as opposed to conceding the Truth, and hang his pointy head in shame viz the fact that this land of Israel today has its 70 year-old foundation laid deep - upon layers of Muslim Palestinian corpses.

To close, this is all so typical of the Falter brand of paranoid, psychotic zealots, and their twisted ilk – ignoring legions of blatant human rights abuses – and wicked war crimes – in a pointless attempt to sanitise Zionist Israel’s war-mongering actions as ‘self-preservation’ from the dark, Satanic forces of Islamic Evil.

https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/photos/israel-continues-bombing-of-gaza

https://www.gbnews.com/news/police-jews-enforce-law-after-accusing-police-antisemitism

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Labour Plan OAP Winter Genocide

Yep, the banner headline says it all.

So, WTF ‘muddled’ socio-political agenda is motivating these Labour Party 'champagne socialist' clowns? 

First it’s ‘screw the farmers and their tax-free inheritance scams’ – the very same folks who produce the porridge oats n milk n eggs n toast for the breakfast table – along with the ingredients for the remaining square meals of our daily diet  - and now this absurd ‘government’ (sic) are planning a mass die-off extinction level event to freeze Food Bank Britain’s senior citizens to death – and subsequently, by malevolent design, thus save forking out life support pension payments every month to the nation’s no-longer-productive Grandmas and Granddads.

A canvas of Broken Britain’s self-aware electorate – those still able to think for themselves - regardless of being programmed by celebrity moron opinions in the daily mass media news sheets – or on the goggle box – are, collectively, of one mind, and opinion, that the House of Conmans incumbent majority Labour Party shall – due their slashing of the established winter fuel allowance for our older generations - be held responsible, at cabinet office ministerial level, for the predicted hypothermia deaths of a legion of OAPs during this imminent 2024 / 2025 Winter freeze.

So, which coterie of bubble-head psychotic gurus manning the cabinet office advisory desk (Moron McSweeny-Todd?) conjured up this ‘spiffingly great money-saving idea’ for the feather-brained executive considerations of 'Call me Sir' Keir Stammerer, and his egocentric, rodent-dunce of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves – the traitors within – as a solution to correcting the purported shortfalls in Food Bank Britain’s economy?

Who? Well, obviously those specifically elected to political office, and charged with ‘safeguarding’ (sic) the best interests and welfare of our once-proud nation – this sacred isle of Albion – and here we focus our condemnatory attentions on the political officials, and career un-civil service bureaucrap advisors, collectively responsible for shit-canning our elderly citizen’s winter fuel allowance payments.

Hmmm, mass murder planned – a veritable geriatric genocide most foul – and all to fill in this £22 billion quid 'bottomless pit' Black Hole that Fishy Sunak's Tory government are purported – by Labour’s bean counters – to have excavated in Broken Britain's economy – and which they determine can be easily filled – (cheaper than digging a mass grave and supplying body bags) - with the bodies of snap frozen old age pensioners - who have succumbed to hypothermia, and a range of other cold-related afflictions - while sat in their front rooms cuddling the cat – or a hot water bottle - for that extra degree of bodily warmth - due their Winter Fuel Allowances being slashed - and thus now lacking the ackers to top up the pre-pay gas and electric meters.

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-labour-pensioner-deaths

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-stop-axe-pensioner-energy

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MG Midget Offends Whingeing Dwarf

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Paranoid Psychotic Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest virtue-signalling gossip topic: Socio-Political Correctness Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of fragile sensibilities ‘victim’ hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing and humourless authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

A veritable legion of pub club drinkers are fighting back against the ‘numpty dumpty’ nonsense plans to rename their beloved boozer - a knee jerk political correctness response from the Greene King brewery - to a wave of complaints emanating from some insignificant university lecturer on a holier-than-thou, self-gratifying morality mission – in the wake of the individual personally labelling the pub’s name as offensive to their singular narcissist – and stunted – fragile sensibilities – and in the process thus displaying their total ignorance of Britain’s iconic sports car history.

Last week pub chain owners, Greene King, informed a gaggle of gutter press hacks that a popular watering hole - ‘The Midget’ pub in Abingdon, Oxfordshire - was to be rebranded following complaints from some androgynous lecturer - who claimed to be affected with dwarfism - labelled its name as ‘disablist hate speech’ – and in the true paranoid, psychotic fashion that affects the egocentric, was convinced the pub name was designed to malign them personally - along with others affected with dwarfism – such as elves, pixies, and leprechauns.

Conversely, while Greene King have announced that to pacify this complainant’s grievance, ‘The Midget’ pub would be rebranded with some name deemed less offensive to humourless, ‘victim fixated’ paranoid personalities, they made zero reference of name change plans for other pubs in the Oxfordshire area – specifically those with monikers that might also be deemed equally offensive to the ears of certain like-minded psychotic individuals or social groups – specifically the Old Blind Git, or the Cripple’s Rest.

Ergo, focusing on the originator of this brouhaha - Liverpool Hope University's senior serial complainant, Dr Erin Pritchard, a lecturer in disability studies – (and the application of unqualified arrogance to achieve one’s goals) - kick started a petition in January, stating for the public record that: "I have dwarfism and like the majority of people with dwarfism affecting their sense of humour glands, I find the term midget offensive – regardless of the blatant fact that the pub was named after a classic British sports car - whose name is preceded by the letters MG – and the bar’s interior is plastered with framed photos of the MG Midget car’s 18 year production range history - and not photos of circus or fairground midgets being exploited due their dwarfism."

Hmmm, a pertinent question to pose to this so-offended ‘dwarf’ - the androgynous Dr Erin Pritchard, is if he / she, being situated in Scouseland, actually took note of the ‘so derogatory’ – and offensive (to her eyes) pub sign – displaying a piccy of the MG Midget sports car – (production 1961 to 1979) when calling in for a refreshing pint of Old Gimp bitter – or has the pub and name been simply pointed out to her as an online-viewed discriminatory slur that might be worth taking a negative response issue with via a public social media forum – and drum up some monetary compo’ – or just stir the shit, out of deranged spite?

Contrastingly, while the MG Midget was a most popular mid-range priced sports car for full size adults, it was not favoured by namesake ‘midgets’ – or dwarves themselves - as they could not reach the pedals – nor see over the dash board, if seated to drive.

Perhaps this might be the subconscious offending fact that this Pritchard character takes issue with – as MG failed to manufacture a disabled-friendly size of Midget - approximate to the dimensions of a child's pedal car – to thus accommodate their diminutive physical height limitations.

To wit, Pritchard’s ridiculous name-change petition has been met with fury from Abingdon locals, as legions of beer-swilling patrons fight back against the latest asinine woke joke DEI / ‘I’m Offended’ complaint from Victims Anonymous - to rebrand a pub deemed – in their minds only - to have an offensive name – all wholly ignorant to the fact that the pub, which opened in 1974, is named after the MG Midget, the pre-mentioned, iconic mini sports car - which was manufactured right there – on the Abingdon doorstep.

In an effort of compliance – and to placate both sides – specifically the boozers - Greene King primarily rebranded The Midget pub to The Roaring Raindrop - as a tribute to another MG car - the EX 181 - but local residents and pub patrons have fought back, demanding The Midget's original name be maintained – with their collective Xmas message to any and all emotionally-unstable dwarfs - to go fuck themselves.

But this is the life of Dr ‘Petty’ Pritchard – a notorious whingeing twat, all-round dog wanker, and serial complainant who, in the past, focused their warped egocentricity to successfully harass Marks & Sparks to rename their Midget Gems children’s candy product to ‘Mini Gems’ – and gained their subservient compliance due commitment to being an inclusive retailer that did not wish to upset anyone – especially potential money-spending customers - regardless of how utterly ridiculous the paranoid ‘dwarf cult’ demands.

The perennially-offended Pritchard, who is affected by the stunted growth condition of achondroplasia, harangued supermarkets and confectionery makers about changing the name of the sweet, raising concerns the use of the term midget had its roots in Victorian era freak shows – which she might well have been exhibited in one - billed as the 'Poison Dwarf' - had she lived in those dark days of yore.

Hmmm, talk about so-called ‘dehumanising remarks’ indeed - all in the eye and mind of the beholder, so thanks be to fuck that MG never produced a car named 'The Hobbit', or the complaints shit would really be hitting the fandango.

One ponders on the reaction to this virtue-signalling hysteria from the Army’s legions of thirsty paratroopers who frequented The Midget’s saloon bar over the years – from their nearby Dalton Barracks free fall training centre, located on the former RAF Abingdon base.

To close, The Midget’s landlady, Mandy Fuckingham, had this response for salivating press hacks: “This complaint is obviously, to all intents and purposes of interpretation, an individual who is psychotically obsessed, and to a paranoid degree, with their lack of vertical stature.”

“People don't come into the pub and think the name refers to a person or circus midgets - or fairy tale dwarves – 'cos there's a huge effin’ sign with a painting of the MG Midget on it as you drive into the car park – and the walls of our pub are plastered with photos of the Abingdon factory's entire MG motors range.”

Editor's note to the offended: advise y'all log onto the url below to view The Midget pub and MG range car piccies x 3.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/midget-pub-ridiculous-woke-plans-rename-offensive-oxfordshire

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World Gone Mad: Latest Edition

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Bearing zero reflection on the “Oh no, not Trump again!” - results of this week’s US Presidential election, the nation’s Sunshite state of California is in mourning.

Well, a state of shock, anyways – nothing unusual for California’s public demographic in the good ole US of A – if one follows – or pays any fucking attention - to their Woke joke social media system output.

Ergo, for when they proclaim, in high, sotto voice, that Montecito’s Princess Meghan has broken a fingernail while trying her amateur hand at gardening, and been rushed to the nearest trauma medical centre for treatment – then it’s serious.

Luckily her ginger-mingin Prince Charming spouse – Harry Hewitt - was on hand to scream Help! – and fortunately alert the attentions of a passing ex-military neighbour who came to their assistance and administered a double dose of life-saving CPR to the stricken Meghan – then summoned an ambulance to transport the fatally injured fake royal fabulist to the nearest emergency manicure parlour.

Now back to the US Presidential election. Trump or Kamala? An easy choice really. An egocentric, misogynist bully with the three ply comb-over – (who will expedite his world-changing, dragon-slaying, MAGA agenda with the ‘Magic Wand’ of Office - and everyone gets an early Christmas pressy) – or that equally-egocentric – but IQ-deficient, giggling moron Kamala, who is incapable of wiping her own ass, let alone cognitive thoughts, and running a nuclear-armed Capitalist nation.

Meanwhile, back across the Atlantic Pond, in Blighty, Labour’s joke of an Energy Secretary, Ed 'Wallace' Millipede, has informed the House of Conmans assembly that the government’s pledge to rely on wind and solar generated electricity for Broken Britain’s power needs is technically achievable - but will entail a Herculean effort on every front - under the supervision of his own skilled, technocrat eye, and faithful helper, Gromit.

But here’s the twist – not only for household voters penalised to limit wasteful consumption – by turning off their lights and the telly – then going to bed early – but for the Gods of Nature to be appeased, so the Sun will shine on demand, and the winds blow for several hours each day – the fresh breeze category, please – and not the gusty, North Sea hurricane type.

Hmmm, the billion-plus hapless population of the People’s Utopia of China is copping a draconian backlash from the Politburo regarding their stringent and dystopian views on what constitutes acceptable discourse – specifically the Truth now allowed to be broadcast and published over social media channels when the customary lies are preferred – and any such ‘truth’ being re-labelled under the heading ‘Western disinformation’.

The entire carbon cap Net Zero ‘negative’ climate change argument – and ‘evidence’ - portfolio has been, once again, shot more full of holes than a colander infested with terrible tunnelling termites – and exposed as the work of fanciful and fabricated establishment weather data manipulation – to sell Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF Great Reset (bullshit) Agenda 30 control freak scam.

Oh-ho – Food Bank Britain’s Queen Gorgonzilla is laid up in the palace and unfit to attend public events with hubby, King Chazzer – due a ‘chest infection’ – specifically coughing her guts up – and WTF can be expected when she never has a fag out of her gob – puffing away at a couple of packs of Capstan full strength per day, and stinking like a beer garden ashtray.

Finally revealed - or simply exposed as yet another mental case fantasist bullshit merchant? Read on ....

The identity of the enigmatic creator of the global trillion bucks Shitcoin industry, has been rumoured, to date, to be a Japanese ghost going by the name of Satoshi Nakamoto – and / or the independent, self-promoting creators being Craig Todd, and yet a further individual identified as Peter Wright - but has now turned out to be - so he / it claims - shedding all pretence of anonymity - a scraggy, grey bearded, and naturally sun-tanned, dog wanker answering to the name of Stephen Mollah, a self-taught macro-economist – ‘and’ monetary scientist (whatever the fuck that is) resplendent with Mummy's brightly-coloured tea towel wrapped around his pointy head, in the urban turban fashion.

For the record, legal and otherwise, this is the very same British-Asian 58-year-old S Mollah Esq, of Pimlico, who claims to have created Shitcoin, and has on deposit some 165,000 BTC in Singapore - or, so he reckons.

Mollah, and his 67-year-old partner, ‘Blockchain Billy’ Anderson, of New Malden, were collared by the Plod Squad on monetary fraud charges between November 2022 and October 2023, with their trial scheduled for November 3, 2025.

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Two Tier Keir Crosses Student Voters

New Labour are a joke - and not very funny either. 

Stammerer sparks fury from students after breaking tuition fees pledge.

Yep, Mr ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer breaks yet a further promise – this time via his shit-fer-brains Education Secretary, Bridget Phillipson, viz student tuition fees.

Like the Red Indians of old – declaring ‘white man speak with forked tongue’ with regard to his election run-up assurance that once in office he would ritually abolish tuition fees – then reneges on that 'writ in stone' vow, and goes one step further - in the wrong direction - by declaring the fees have to be increased. – to fill some more at scent than substance £££ black hole excavated into the heart of Food Bank Britain’s economy by the hapless, insaneiac Tory gang.

But that’s our two tier Keir – the DPP - who failed to prosecute his fellow Freemason, the BBC's celebrity kiddie fiddling, sex pest DJ, Jimmy Savile - and so too with all of this Labour Party shower of moronic dog wankers preaching their Woke joke alphabet message: equality, diversity, inclusivity, sustainability – simply not to be trusted.

Hmmm, WTF fuck comes next for our free-thinking universities - morality police and wrong-think Gestapo squads?

Then we have Labour’s man with his finger on the environment’s pulse - Steve Reed. This is a cabinet office minister who pays a visit to farmyards wearing his £420 quid designer wellies – a gift from deep pockets Labour donor, Lord Alli Bongo – while farmers, farmer’s wives – and their pittance-paid labourers trudge round, knee deep in cow shit, wearing a pair of £12 quid Dunlop galoshers.

Yep, you gottit, Sir Keir Stammerer's Labour wankers are taking the piss yet again.

But WTF can we expect from the House of Conmans assembly – for the most part a motley collective of mouth-breathing dribblers – and by the record of blunders past – and present, still engaged in the practice of terminal wrong-think.

Stop press: So the burning question of the day is this: Who will put out a hit contract on the insufferable Stammerer first? The uni’ student collective – or the hapless farmers who ensure that Food Bank Britain’s sucker-punched (by Labour) population have milk for their breakfast cork flakes – or will his own back benchers deliver a timely ‘et tu Brute’?

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/starmer-sparks-fury-from-students-breaking-tuition-fees

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