Wednesday, 3 April 2024

Hate Crime Act: A Whinger’s Charter

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Corrupt Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Establishment Hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Bonny Scotland’s all-new ‘Hate Crime & Pubic Order Act 2021’ has finally come into force – and irony besides (no laughing) – on April Fool’s Day 2024 – three years after being passed into law by the not-fit-for-purpose Holyrood doss pit of a parliament

Ergo, Scotland is now a free speech basket case become, for it is now defined as a hate crime to refer to Scottish males – or females – or the cross-dressing trans-gender-bender category - as ‘Jocks in Frocks’ or ‘Haggis Bashers’.

But the real and latent, lurking danger to civil liberty and free speech is not what you have said – but what you are contemplating to say. Yep, you gottit, folks – a real deal Orwellian 1984 Thought Crime statute.

Perhaps alike JK Rowling – who is sticking her neck out – mayhap deliberately – with her misgendering argument - and proclaiming that, in her honest and ‘qualified’ opinion – (she being a female of the species) - trans-women are not real, biological women – and misusing or failing to use - the preferred pronouns of this fanciful, delusional sect is not going to change their biological identity.

Hence, regardless of the fact it was not intended to be interpreted as an April Fool’s Day spoof, under this bonkers hate crime bill, Rowling quotes what is an actual scientific fact; specifically that, under the new bill, ‘the Truth’ is now a prosecutable hate crime.

And on that issue, the Hogwarts landlady is perfectly correct - for our medical technology has not yet evolved to the degree where a man can become a biological woman, nor a woman a biological man – regardless of gender bender hormone intake, or how skilled a surgeon is with a scalpel and their cross-stitch needlework.

Can transgender wannabees look ‘something’ like a man or woman? Sure, and they, in more sensible days, were referred to as cross-dressers.

Misgendering? Que? WTF? Surely not a hate crime, per se, but a common sense observation, that involves stating what might be, for some - specifically the gender-bender brigade - an unpalatable truth.

We shake our collective heads at how far off the rails this gender-affirming bullshit has strayed – with an NHS public healthcare system already overstretched and at the breaking point, which needs to focus on procedures, many life-saving, that are medically necessary, and not on gender-bender vanity-driven penectomy and vaginoplasty surgeries for those members of our society that claim to be gender confused and demand you refer to them with bio-contradictory she/her – or he/him pronouns.

Really, how far off the rails this skewed society and civilisation of ours have gone, to even contemplate entertaining such utter political correctness Woke joke rubbish. For this snowflake Hate Act will become, ‘tis certain, a weaponised tool of complaint for nasty neighbour attacks – and perennial whingers to file their vexatious and exaggerated gripes and grievances with the local cop shop and excite a harassment visit, with Sgt Plod knocking on the named offender’s door.

Mind you, it has long since been a crapital punishment hate crime in bonny Scotland to expose the dirty doings of the Establishment’s Magic Circle Mason-infested paedo club.

Just Google up ‘Aberdeen and the Hollie Greig kiddie fiddling scandal’ – ref’ the sexual abuse of disabled children at the Beechwood ‘Special School’ – (circa late 1990’s) and Scaberdeen’s procurator fiscal of the day failing to prosecute the high n mighty offenders – as the Granite City Plod Squad reported there was nothing to the reports of kiddie fiddling – when a couple of the ‘named’ child buggering offenders were an Aberdeen court presiding Sheriff, and a Queen Street-stationed ranking plod – actually assigned to the paedo’ investigating team - was the Forensics Officer.

Scotland's ‘Worst Minister’, Humza Yousaf, has informed one gobsmacked gutter press hack from Edinburgh’s monthly Control Freak Gazette magazine that the new Hate Crime Bill would deal with the rising tide of – er - hatred.

Bollocks – it is there to deal with the rising tide of common sense critics stating the bloody obvious – aka ‘the Truth’ – and pointing the fickle finger of Fate at Yousaf’s not fit for purpose SNP administration – and the lingering Sturgeon wet dream of devolution, and an independent Scotland breaking up the United Kingdom – much to Edinburgh’s profit – they hope.

But the SNP’s bill has created an all-new crime of "stirring up hatred" - relating to exposing Holyrood and SNP incompetence and corruption – and even includes a clutch of distraction factors to camouflage the true purpose of the bill from the fore-mentioned: discrimination of age, or disability, or religion, or sexual orientation, or transgender identity, or being intersex.

Que? Excuse us, Intersex? WTF is ‘intersex’? Explanations on a plain post card to the Editor’s desk.

Ergo, regardless of we, south-of-the border, English types not having a clear understanding of WTF a concise dictionary definition of ‘intersex’ is – discrimination against this term – this state of being - now carries a maximum penalty prison sentence of seven years in one of bonny Scotland’s shithole, nonce-infested prisons - and get soundly buggered in Barlinnie, perhaps.

More to the point, a person will be deemed to have committed a breach of the act if they communicate material, or behave in a manner, ‘that a reasonable person (who decides that one?) would consider to be threatening or abusive’ – specifically exampled by shouting at – and / or threatening - to spank your seven-year-old child for dousing next door’s cat with insect spray – or playing soccer with the garden hedgehogs – or sampling half a bottle of Daddy’s 25 year first malt.

Stirring up hatred, based on race, colour, nationality or ethnicity, was already illegal in Broken Britain (aka United Kingdom) under the Public Order Act 1986 - but, in an attempt to streamline the criminal law in Scotland, that too is now part of the Hate Crime Act – with the bar for such offences being lower than for the other protected characteristics; as it also includes insulting behaviour, and as the prosecution need only prove that stirring up hatred was likely rather than intended.

And that, folks, is all you need to kick start a hate crime charge with Plod Squad Scotland against any fucker and their dog who exhibits strong negative Christian moral views viz homosexuality (men buggering other men) and does not align with the LGBT-QWERT cult’s skewed moral ethos and values.

Well, well, so much for the right to freedom of expression being an integral part of Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights, which includes protection for ideas that offend, shock or disturb – er - specifically speaking the Truth.

To wit, establishing a hate crime has been committed, the guidelines are quite woolly at best, and for Gawd’s sake, it is intended to trust tasking the IQ-deficient Plod Squad Scotland –(Semper Vigilo emblem ‘Always Alert’ – ie watching their own arses) – with the subjective test to investigate and interpret hate crime complaints based on this nouveau legislation – from any snowflake whose fragile sensibilities are offended by the Truth - and decide if a crime has been committed?

That is asking for disaster, to rely on the perception of hostility, or prejudice by a complainant, or any other person alone, is not enough, in and of itself, to warrant a hate crime label.

Believe it or not, governments have a habit of going overboard with ministerial appointments, to squeeze all their mates in – but Siobhian Brown, as the SNP’s ‘Victims and Community Safety Minister’ is truly pushing the silly season envelope – specifically when she spouts a proverbial gob full of shite and lies combined when stating, for the public record that the Hate Crime Act was "passed unanimously" by MSPs in 2021, when in all truth (on short supply in the Holyrood chamber) the law was approved by 82 votes – with 32 votes against – and 4 abstentions following a fiery debate viz its fascist, totalitarian contents.

Albeit Ms. Brown did have the gumption to anticipate the manifestation of misusing the bill for personal payback hit jobs - and the weaponization of malicious complaints – especially, for example, made against JK Rowling: quote "accusing her of putting a spell on them – or pointing at some outraged, or slighted ne’er-do-well, with her magic wand.”

Then we have this capital crime of misgendering. How the fuck is an offence under the act classed as ‘misgendering’ when you have an unshaven bloke dressed up in a frock, seamed nylons, and high heels, parading his corseted arse around the lounge bar of a local pub, insisting his name is now Daphne and you refer to him / her by some nonsensical female pronoun.

Typical of the times, Plod Squad Scotland has proclaimed that it is no longer able to investigate every ‘low level’ crime, including cases of theft, criminal damage, rape, and - er - murder.

Conversely, it has pledged to investigate and prosecute every hate crime complaint it receives from some gender-confused tranny with an axe to grind against pronoun and misgender offenders.

BBC Edinburgh’s Cuckoo News Hour has reported that these will be assessed by a "dedicated team" within Plod Squad Scotland’s traditional two-tier policing structure - including ‘a committed squad of transgender hate crime advisers’ to assist officers in determining what criminal action to take against misogyny offenders who have upset some gender-bender’s fragile sensibilities.

The SNP (Scottish Nonce Party) still harbours a hard-on to achieve totally devolved government powers from Worstminster and break away from the United Kingdom as an Independent Scotland – to rejoin the EUSSR (if Brussels even wants them back as a member - sans the rest of Britain) - thus creating an all-new ‘Dis-United Kingdom’ – allowing them return to their previous Third World status – as things were, pre-May, 1707 – prior to Scotland’s rag-arsed excuse for a Parliament being subsumed into the Parliament of Great Britain (that once was).

Ergo, if such does come to Home Rule, the first order of the day for Downing St is to re-erect an updated version of Hadrian’s Wall – a 30-foot high electrified fence - to keep the ‘Haggis Bashers’ out.

Stop press: As of this morning, April 3rd, Plod Squad Scotland has received in excess of 3,800 complaints over the previous 24 hour period - since the SNP’s all-new hate crime laws were introduced north of the border on Monday, April Fool’s Day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-68703684

https://www.gbnews.com/news/trans-news-scottish-police-complaints-jk-rowling

https://dailysceptic.org/2024/04/08/police-scotland-cant-cope-with-deluge-of-hate-crime-reports-under-new-law/

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tuesday, 2 April 2024

Climate Change: Nonsense Rules

The corrupt, money-grubbing practice of weather archives falsification – and too deliberate climate data meddling - boosting the negative effects record of man-made industrial activity / anthropogenic global warming – as the sole cause of climate change - causing the Earth to overheat and the Seven Seas – (along with the fish) - to boil and the icecaps melt – is utter crap – as we haven’t yet fully emerged from the Cenozoic Ice Age.

Our Planet Earth is now at a geo-environmental stage referred to as a Glacial Minima – where ice is only present at the poles – and this is referred to – by real science – as the Holocene – and in these current times just recovering (getting a bit warmer) from the Maunder Minimum (Little Ice Age) of 1645 to 1715 – when Sun spots were most conspicuous by their total absence.

Talk about man-made climate change / global warming – when the entire Industrial Revolution might well have been branded as a major cause of unbridled pollution – yet smoke-belching factory chimneys blackening the skies with soot and all manner of sulphurous nasties besides – this only raised global temperatures no more than a single degree Centigrade.

Now hark the so-publicised and current existential threat to life on Earth – climate change.

But, Truth be known, and spoken out loud - no such phenomenon as a climate emergency is occurring on our planet – for global warming - or radical / negative effect climate change – are both socio-political control alarmist scams – and with a heavy duty financial fiddle at the core – to remodel planetary population distribution – ref the New World Order / Great Reset – and to cry ‘Bollocks! – it’s all a pack of commercialised lies’ – has become a pariah status socio-political ‘persona non grata’ / ‘climate change denier’ banishment offence.

No fucker or their dog amongst the sensible adult gang are climate change deniers – for the climate changes, and of that there is no denying – it is the true cause of such change where the controversy arises – due the cyclic moods of our Sun.

If we consider the Earth, at birth-point – a swirling mass of volcanic mess and a dust / smoke-bearing toxic atmosphere - through the billions and millions of years of its existence, with Pangaea splitting into continents and drifting, and magnetic poles shifting – repeatedly – along with the planet’s axis and tilt undergoing radical changes - north becoming east, et al - and the latter day ice ages – more volcanoes and earthquakes – to the pretty settled planetary entity it is in these current times – with the odd earthquake or tsunami, or volcano to upset the proverbial apple cart.

Deserts flooded, becoming green and jungles – until desertification struck again, while mountain chains fell and flatlands rose; all part n parcel of the continuing climate changes – and geological shake, rattle n roll.

Head-scratching just ain’t in it. 60 to 70 years back – the 1950’s and ‘60’s -  the scare-monger alarmist pseudo-science buffs were having hysterics and shitting their skiddies viz global cooling caused by nuclear tests – and the resulting nuclear winters – kick starting another ice age, which morphed via a commercially corrupt route into the Al Bore-driven global warming scam  - then into climate change - and a war on good ole CO2 (the life gas of our green and fruitful flora) – so we ponder, with baited breath, WTF planetary weather calamity is next to be predicted by our fuckwit government control freaks - and their money-grubbing climate forecast agenda merchants?

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday, 1 April 2024

The Shape of Things to Come

Hark the cacophony of complaints from the Oxford vs Cambridge annual boat race ensemble, with University of Oxford rowers spokesperson, Sir E. Coli, blaming yesterday’s loss of the race to their Cambridge opponents on the amount of shite (aka raw sewage) floating on the surface of the River Thames and slowing their boat down - due a huge turd getting caught in the rudder.

Meanwhile, back over in the New World Order’s corner, the WEF’s Herr ‘Satan Klaus’ Schlob and his programmed ‘sans culottes’ young global leader Misanthropes Club (shadow world government-in-waiting) are on a control freak ‘technocrap’ and transhumanist mission –  a UN Common Agenda - approved, and promoted (by the wholly corrupt  UN Sec’ General, Antonio ‘Spotty’ Guterres) ‘Pact for the Future’ – the fulfilment of Agenda 2030 and its 17 Sustainable Development Goals - to ‘decarbonise’ the entire planet in one fell swoop – and phase out use of our God-given natural resource ‘fossil fuels’ as part of their Great Reset  planetary depopulation agenda (read: Agenda 2030 / 2050 – no set date / still a moveable feast).

Yep, cute term, c’est non – ‘decarbonisation’  - a euphemism for the WEF’s / New World Order’s all-new ‘depopulation’ agenda – (as the Covid-1984 scamdemic toxic mRNA spoke protein vaxx simply has not performed as the genocidal weapon of choice that Big Pharma assured it would be) -  that is estimated to snuff out an excess of four billion useless eaters – arbitrarily doomed to irrelevance - via a route of mass starvation - as the tricky ‘decarbonisation’ term also includes agricultural fertilisers derived from fossil fuel sources.

Hark too the flawed science spouted by the climate change cult’s holy child, Saint Greta – this latter day ‘false’ Messiah, parroting the perennial ‘just join the dots’ bullshit, that will program and convince the common herd to ditch the ever-reliable coal products and derivatives (coke), oil, gas and wood pellets to provide heat and light – and switch to the never-reliable solar power panels and wind turbines – and more at scent than substance – and exorbitantly overpriced - ‘heat pumps’.

Hey, humanity survived a three year duration of global scale atmospheric smog-bound sulphurous pollution from Krakatoa’s 1883 mass volcanic eruption – and too a couple of centuries of the Industrial Revolution smoke n soot-polluted skies – with 95% of adult population smoking tobacco in pipes – and now the skies of the post-Industrial West, at least, are clear – but the doomsayer eco-warrior alarmists – (a common herd collective of ultra-gullible, IQ-deficient, and programmable plebs) - claim we’re all gonna die if we don’t ban fossil fuels.

Oh my, what a delusion to believe we were governed by adults – and not greedy children, driven by self-interest, and ‘for-profit’ itineraries - taken with a net zero carbon utopia fantasy – that by 2035 Broken Britain will be powered by a system of wholly unreliable ‘clean energy’ (sic) eye-sore wind turbines and hideous solar panel farms that will never meet peak demands.

Yep, you got it, that’s the time the lights go out – and the televisions go off.

Still debating the rights and wrongs of the Covid-1984 scamdemic brouhaha – the lockdowns, ‘breathe ur own CO2’ face masks, and the toxic mRNA spike protein jabs that have crippled – and killed – so many - Broken Britain’s Chief Scientific Adviser - now well past her use-by date - the Jamaica-born – and piranha-fanged - Dame Angela McLean – vocal to the point of annoyance with her egocentric – and wholly unqualified outbursts of ‘I am right and all these other science pundits are wrong’ - opinion of the Covid-critical confederacy – has now resorted to publicly referring to her critics, pandemic deniers, and anti-vaxxers by the most undiplomatic label of ‘Fuckwits’.

As the ‘switched on’ cognoscenti have known from Day One, there never was a Covid-1984 bio-weapon virus that escaped from wicked Wuhan – just the jolly old seasonal flu and common colds doing the rounds – it was all a plandemic / scamdemic mind game / depopulation hoax staged by the scofflaw New World Order / Great Reset control freak actors – for the real bio-weapon was in the Covid vaccine – and the ‘sans cervelles’ – (brainless / IQ-deficient) common herd are still queuing to this day, sleeves rolled up, ready for their next seasonal booster shot.

So too, beware and fear the so politically-correct (er – fundamentally flawed to the point of nonsense) – progressive Woke joke cult enlightenment ‘levellers’ – promoting their all-encompassing, control freak scam that will eradicate the right of free speech and expression – and too – freedom of thought with the criminalisation of ‘wrong speak’ and ‘wrong thinking’.

Has no fucker or their dog in this multi-party government system of ours - obsessed with, and dominated by, the Woke joke cult’s political correctness equality, diversity and inclusion agenda – got the nuance to realise their ‘progressive’ (sic) trans equality statutes and gender self-identification is wreaking havoc for the females of our species – with blokes kitted out in a dress and high heels, identifying as ‘the weaker sex’ – and  invading women’s spaces – this has morphed into a pervert predator’s charter.

Ergo, read on: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13246423/Picture-Female-soccer-team-five-trans-players-Flying-Bats-Sydney.html

Now that has simply gotta be a batshit-bonkers piss-take on behalf of the not fit for purpose NHS-embedded gender bender cultists in thrall to this current wave of gender ideology nonsense – conducting a survey of staff whether they identified with certain niche romantic orientations – from the WTF acronymic LGBT-QWERTY – adding insult to the already confusion-ridden ‘personal pronoun’ fascism - we have the additional cryptic greyromantic, abrosexual, aromantic, alloromantic, demiromantic, endosex, queer and questioning adjectives to wholly confuse the likes of hetero-sexual (i.e. ‘normal’) grandma types (and the rest of common sense humanity) scratching their blue-rinsed barnets viz the world going batshit bonkers overboard to accommodate lunacy as the norm’ while discussing such at their local Townswomen’s Guild get-togethers.

Thus, it is little wonder that for many it is a day to day struggle to navigate the complexities of Life – especially so when attempting to find your way safely around the - (dare we say that so-abused word?) - ‘progressive’ Woke joke cult’s political correctness equality, diversity and inclusion agenda – which these delusional dog wankers are attempting to force feed down the gullets of the common sense communities of our society.

Fresh off the Dublin news wire; Simon Harris has been confirmed as the youngest-ever leader of Irish political party, Fine Gael, paving the way for the 12-year-old to become Ireland's taoiseach (prime minister).

Being under-age to engage in gainful employment, but after obtaining his parent’s permission – and a note signed by an accommodating magistrate - Harris will continue his 3 R’s studies with a private tutor in his office at Dublin’s Parliament House; with his €230,000 salary being paid into a newly-opened Young Saver’s Account at the Allied Irish Bank – while all bribes and kick-backs will be, as is customary, paid in cash (large denomination notes – or gold) and delivered to his Mum’s adjoining office in a plain brown paper parcel wrapping.

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tuesday, 26 March 2024

Zionist Settlers Claim Gaza Beachfront

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Rogue Zionist Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Socio-Political Stifled Conscience' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'International Human Rights Myopia' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, the banner headline sums up the unpalatable latter day military bully situation: With the blessings of Israeli Crime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo and the ruling Likit Party coalition government, Zionist settlers have set their noxious ‘squatter sights’ on grabbing the entire stretch of the ‘recently-vacated’ Gaza Strip beachfront.

‘We want our Gush Katif (Gaza Strip) beaches back’ – and that is the hard word from the 178-year-old Granny Daniella Weiss, an ultra-nationalist, kibbutz-kickin’ Zion-fascist extremist, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Apartheid Gazette, as she sticks a handful of her toxic needles into a clutch of look-alike Palestinian political official voodoo dolls.

Weiss boasts to be a Holohoax survivor (Auschwitz, Belsen, and Dachau) - and the ‘Safta’ (grandmother) of Israel's rogue settler movement – plus a die-hard Muslim hatred and ethnic cleansing promoter.

A life-long nasty racist bitch and goyim basher, Weiss heads a radical settler organisation called Nachala, (kosher Zionist homeland) – er – ref’ stolen Palestinian homeland - that the delusional likes of Weiss claim is the Chosen People’s ‘Promised Land’ – seized across the span of decades past by the IDF and greedy land-grabbing Zionist settlers in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and East Jerusalem - on Palestinian land hijacked and misappropriated by Israel in the 1967 Middle East war.

Yep, in true Zionist fashion, what was Palestine, is now Zionist Israel – all thanks to Arthur Balfour (Balfour Declaration 1917) and that super-Zionist creep, Lionel Rothschild.

Now the rightful Palestinian resident / owners have been driven out of Gaza, or murdered by the psycho IDF, grotty Granny Weiss wants all of the Gaza Strip’s littoral beachfront property for her visionary Zionist holiday homes – Magen David Cottages - where she claims the Chosen People can relax on the blood-splattered sands, and paddle in the shallow coastal  waters of the Mediterranean blue – taking a care not to step, bare-footed, on the fish-picked-clean sharp bones of the previous Muslim Palestinian land owners – who fell afoul of the IDF’s Operation Clean Sweep genocide campaign.

Well, and why not, as the purported ‘sensible sector’ of Western society – or the not fit for purpose UN - have done zero to condemn, nor police, Zionist Israel’s litany of horrifying war crime excesses viz Palestinian human rights abuses and land thefts that amount to industrial scale barbarism visited on a civilian population – manifesting a humanitarian catastrophe – and all exacted with armaments supplied by their good ole US of A ‘Israel First’ pro-Zionist allies running Joe Bidet’s Shite House administration.

Doubtless the funds are already allotted to clear the structural debris spread across Gaza, following six months of relentless and indiscriminate Israeli bombardment – for, in the uniquely qualified words of the EU's foreign policy chief, Josep Borrell, the Gaza Strip now ranks as the greatest open-air graveyard in the world – with World Health Organization estimates that 32,000 Palestinians have been slaughtered – the majority of this horrifying tally being women and children.

No shit, Sherlock, back in 1947 the Palestinian Muslim community had their own country, then came 1948 and the Yawm an Nakba (Day of the Catastrophe) – and as of 2023 this had been gradually nibbled away by Zionist settler encroachments (aka land thefts backed by the IDF military) – to what is currently the West Bank Territories, and the ever-diminishing Gaza Strip littoral – besieged behind Israel’s Great Apartheid Wall - and since this ‘grand theatre’ Hamas hostage hoax was staged some month’s back, then the Palestinians are going to be driven out of their own lands – perhaps into Lebanon and Baalbek refugee camps – as was the case of yesteryear – the very contentious grounds that gave birth to the PLO and the PFLP – and Black September.

Hmmm, to the right-thinking jurists of this world, then the sufferings of the Palestinian Muslim population of Gaza – and the West Bank (cos they are next for eviction) deserve a war crimes and human rights abuse hearing against their greedy Zionist aggressors whose IDF military thugs act with impunity – at a latter day Nuremberg war crimes trial assembly, conducted by the UN Security Council and unaligned international jurists.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68650815

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68679482

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Wednesday, 20 March 2024

Vacancy: Broken Britain needs a Government

Yep, the banner headline says it all – the incompetent Tory Nasty Party are as much use as tits on a bull, and now long past their use by date, since the fun n games, and laugh-a-minute, inept administration days of Bonkers Boris Nonsense are no more.

What we require is a  bonfire of these dipshit politicos and career bureaucraps.

Ergo, and before any fucker or their dog gets their tongue around some smart-arsed remark viz ‘government-in-waiting’ - a fact that New Labour and / or the inarticulate Sir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer are not the solution to Food Bank Britain’s many woes, and might well be a worse bet to have in Downing Street - plus running things in the House of Conmans - than the Tories and Fishy Sunak.

Do we need a change of government? Definitely. But any wannabees waiting in the wings: New / Old Labour / the Librarian Dummercraps / Reform UK / the Greenies – or the Pancake Tuesday Adventists – none of these ego-massaging onanists are up to the job of mending Broken Britain – primarily by telling the Brussels’ based EUSSR to go fuck themselves, and ditching any and all alliance – or entanglement - with the clinging tendrils of Brexit emanating out of Strasburg - and EU Human Rights and Wrongs legislation.

Next, let Russia and Ukraine get on with their territorial dispute, sans aid of any format from our national piggy bank – or military arsenals – plus turning the flotillas of rubber boating illegal immigrants around mid-Channel and directing them back to safe haven France – from whence they set off – and so too giving the climate change hysterical lobby - the Just Stop Traffic loonies and Extinction Rebellion, et al - the finger and shit-canning the EV cars agenda – keeping reliable petrol and diesel vehicles doing the efficient job they have for the last 120-plus years – until science innovates a decent free energy ‘clean’ power source that is doubtless staring them in the face – as yet unseen – and untapped.

Illegal immigrants seeking asylum wash up on Food Bank Britain's south coast beaches at a daily rate - or are picked up from their zero freeboard, overloaded rubber inflatable dingy halfway across the Channel by our not for for purpose Border Force and landed safely at a south coast port - as opposed of the ‘sensible solution’ of their boats being turned around and pointed back to safe haven France – from whence they set off – and not pursue this addled-brain scheme to ship them off to rabid Rwanda.

Once ashore they are housed n fed - at tax-payer expense - unlike genuine asylum seekers who attend, by appointment, the British Embassy - or representative diplomatic service - in their country of origin - and apply for a visa or asylum via that route.

Past time already to start playing hardball with these economic migrant illegals coming here on a hands-out scrounging mission – and our stupid government facilitating such in accordance with the WEF’s Great Reset agenda – to further pollute, contaminate, and diminish our sovereign Anglo-Saxon identity and cultural traditions.

‘Asylum chaos as RAF sites and Bibby Stockholm barge to cost more than hotels’.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/asylum-backlog-bibby-stockholm-sunak-b2515093.html

General Election 2024 schedule for Broken Britain – and the incumbent and opposition political parties to select candidates from are collectively dumbstruck – (in case they offend a group of their party’s potential voters) - when it comes down to this Woke joke, gender-bender brouhaha of what defines a woman – wholly disregarding – in the name of political correctness – the actual in-yer-face biological facts and basic science, to embrace instead the Woke joke cult’s interpretation - that if some pervy bloke with a hairy chest wears a corset, suspenders and a dress, then claims to be a female of the species, the law of the land states that he – or rather she – is a woman.

Same now applies to pre-pubescent schoolkids, and social transitioning – if little Jimmy says he wants to be a girlie and play with dolls, just like his actual biological sister, then he’s prescribed puberty blockers (plus a quick surgical intervention) and he’s – whoops – ‘she’s’ a girlie too – and if the school teacher refuses to use Jimmy's preferred pronouns - and says little Jimmy – or Jemima - needs psychiatric help, the teacher gets their pedantic arse fired.

 Yer just gotta shake yer head and laugh at the ridiculous nonsense being dispensed by the Woke joke cultists – this side of the Atlantic pond – or over in the Americas – the good ole US of A, or the snap frozen Canadians, just north of Niagara and the 43rd parallel.

On a more historical note, the selling point crux of Gen. Douglas MacArthur’s famous May 1962 address to West Point cadets was one of “Duty, honour, country: Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be.”

But 1962 is a memory of the distant past, and Mac’ s words are no longer hallowed – as Worst Point has recently removed them from its ‘mission statement’ (sic) – substituting a bland reference to ‘current Army values’.

The words “duty, honour, country”, enshrined at West Point since 1898, have precise meanings that have historically bound the officer corps to timeless imperatives, vital to that nation’s defence – presupposing the fact that the nation is worth defending, honourably and as a matter of duty.

But proponents of Woke joke ideology reject this notion.

For them, a socio-political collective of ‘surrender monkeys’ (we don’t want to cause offence and upset anyone) , those very concepts — along with such basic values as merit, hard work, rational thought, respect for authority and even punctuality — are today, in the prevailing socio-political climate, regarded as undesirable symptoms of a culture supposedly infused with structural racism and white supremacy.

China’s dystopian social credit score blacklisting tyranny (anything less than a 550 score and you are out - with pariah status tattooed on your ass) is on a par with Orwell’s 1984 ‘Unpersons’ system. Perhaps that’s where they got the idea.

Debtors, political activists (if not jailed and internal organs harvested), jaywalkers, any fucker with an opinion that is not CCP approved – has their face and personal details splashed across giant public arena TV screens.

https://twitter.com/songpinganq/status/1710404139577172087

https://twitter.com/songpinganq/status/1664969051871797255

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/creepy-chinese-facial-recognition-system-20839261

Well, well, WTF next? Dodgy Defra has its very own Sex Equality and Equity Network chair-‘woman’ – and following complaints from active gender-bender ideologues – the silly bitch has been sacked from her appointed role – for stating what many common sense members of society would confirm is fucking obvious – that only genuine, biological-born, sexually-mature females mensurate on a monthly basis – and that biological sex is binary and immutable – (regardless how skilled a sex change surgeon might be with a scalpel and suture kit) - and this being an established and proven scientific factor that any classroom of teenage school pupils sitting a GCE Biology exam paper would endorse.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/laywer-government-department-sued-only-women-menstruate

OMG! While the Worstminster Parliament establishment is majority infested with self-promoting wannabees – such as Labour’s Keir Stammerer, the Welsh outfit is full of numpty dumpty’s – especially so with finally getting shut of duffer-in-chief, and Worst Minister, Mark Duckford – and assuming a policy that children can organise their own gender dysphoria treatment – puberty blockers – (and genital surgery?) etc without their school – or they personally - informing their parents.

How fucking stupid – when a kid has to be 16 to apply for a driving licence, 18 to vote or buy ciggies, or a pint in the local pub - and have a parent’s written consent for all manner of school-related activities – let alone gender bender transitioning.

Ergo, the official medical opinion from the psychology sector is one one that gender dysphoria is a mental illness condition.

With the case of Broken Britain – and too the rest of the world - irrationality rules the roost – and the economy-crippling Covid-1984 scamdemic lockdown coup d’etat presented the icing on the dystopian control freak cake.

Thanks to this Great Reset top-down elitist control we have the instances of unbridled illegal immigration weighing on the national economy and diluting – in fact purposely contaminating via official design – our Anglo-Saxon culture and traditions - and this bonkers climate change / carbon footprint / new green deal / net zero hoax fiasco – banning solid fuel and natural gas yet erecting landscape heat spot solar panel farms and the bird-chopping wind turbines – with both these micro-climate abominations only surpassed by this insane Woke joke cult’s trans-gender bender indoctrination – officially promoting boys can be girls and girls can be boys nonsense – and it is kosher for males posing as / identifying as females to participate in female sports events and win – then firing sensible squad teachers for refusing to use some trans-delusional pupil’s preferred pronouns.

Well, WTF can we expect when saddled with this rodent-featured Tory party line twat Vicky Prentis as the Atty General, and silly Gilly Keegan as Education Secretary.

Dostoevsky once fathomed that socio-political intolerance would reach a peak where persons possessed of intelligent thought cried Foul! viz this insanity would be castigated by the ever-offended imbecilic sector of our sad and sick society that approves and promoted such cuckoo behaviour.

 The term ‘disproportionate response’ about sums up Zionist Israel – from the Yawm an Nakbah in 1948 - that’s the theft of Palestine and driving out the rightful – and historic – Muslim majority residents of Palestine – with the Zio-fascists claiming they’re God’s Chosen People (some brazen hubris there, boyo) – and Palestine is their Promised Land – and this outrageous land grab from a bunch of Khazar Ashkenazi Jews of convenience – with zero DNA / genetic links to the Jewish inhabitants of the land of Moses - the Holy Land of Jesus.

But that’s corrupt governments with their own agenda, one in direct conflict with the socio-political opinions of their constituent voting demographic – but when you own and control the media you can control the narrative – the Judaism propaganda stream – weaponizing this anti-Semitism factor and playing – yet again – the perennial ‘victims’ card.

Yep Lloyds Bank CEO, Charlie Nump, is on the ball with the hypocrisy-ridden Woke joke virtue signalling – for the word ‘widow’ is now verboten in the Lloyd’s lexicon – and substituted with the word ‘separated’ - regardless of the fact they own the subsidiary Scottish Widows insurance company.

So, WTF are they gonna rename it – Scottish Separatists? Sounds like a great moniker for a nationalist break-away sect for the haggis bashers.

Talk about topsy-turvy laws and making a nonsense of biology – all in the numpty name of political correctness, fragile sensibilities that might be offended – er – by any mention of Harsh Reality – and the Truth – and, of course, appeasing the Malice in Wonderland Woke joke cult.

Ergo, men can now give birth alike a woman – even if the woman in question is legally posing as a bloke named Freddy McConnell.

For the record, disregarding the macho sounding ‘Freddy’ name – she still has an intact and functioning vagina, a pair of fallopian tubes, and a womb. Yes, a womb – the vital female bio-chamber where a human foetus gestates for nine months.

No shit Sherlock. Freddy might well be a man according to our bonkers laws but he’s still a biological woman.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/nov/16/trans-man-loses-uk-legal-battle-to-register-as-his-childs-father

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Wednesday, 13 March 2024

Mad Dogs Have Rights Too

An XL Bully dog owner, Jock McTwat, has raised a public demand that trigger-happy Plod Squad goons stop murdering this unstable breed of canines after his own pet, Dildo, was judged ‘dangerously out of control’ – during an attack incident in which it savaged a pet Collie - and three members of the public were also bitten and injured – resulting in the XL Bully being shot multiple times by PC McPsycho.

Dildo had recently been brought to Bonny Nonceland from England to evade the Dangerous Dog Act ban on deranged and batshit bonkers XL Bullies before it came into force – and on Sunday, 18 February, armed plods were called to a report of a large and vicious bulldog-type canine attacking an elderly Collie dog in East Kilbride.

“Local officers attended and attempted to restrain the dog which was dangerously out of control, with three people and the Collie sustaining bite injuries – thus the XL Bully was subsequently shot dead by armed plod squad officers.”

New safeguards surrounding the ownership of XL Bullies became law on February 23rd. From that date on it remains legal to own an XL Bully - but owners must ensure their dogs are muzzled, on a lead when in a public place, and male dogs had their bollocks chopped off.

McTwat had been severely criticised in the wake of reports he was transporting packs of the banned strain of canines to Bonny Nonceland, in an attempt to defy the impending English ban on the capricious, volatile breed.

The West Midlands-based McTwat is now campaigning for a Dildo’s Law to be passed in the House of Conmans, claiming his dog was murdered.

The gospel according to the IQ-deficient McTwat "Me an’ me mates have bin tryin’ ter save as many XL Bully’s as possible by movin’ them up ter Scotland – where no fucker bothers about stupid doggy laws”.

Under the La La Land provisions of the proposed Dildo’s Law, firearms officers will be prohibited from attending incidents that involve reports of dangerously out of control dogs.

Alternately, to implement this Dildo’s Law, a currently non-existent canine unit, the Dog Squad, will need to be formed – and under the supervision of a canine psychiatrist and a priest from the Church of Woof cult, the unit will be deployed with the appropriate equipment - which would consist of catchpoles and sedative-based dart guns – to placate, pacify and subdue any offending XL Bully – before it rips too many innocent passers-by to pieces - while this fantasy task force gets their shit together.

This is the second incident in the past two weeks of an XL Bully being gunned down by armed plods in the same area of East Kilbride, in South Lanarkshire; the first being of a loony canine tearing several children to shreds in a school playground, and eating a baby.

In response, Scottish Tories have stated for the public record that firearms officers "did what they had to do" and "must be trusted" to protect the public – as they did when facing down gun-toting nonce-ponce members of the kilted Tartan Tadgers Magic Circle crime syndicate that controls the Grampian kiddie fiddling, child sex trafficking trade out of Aberdeen.

Jamie McGreene, MSP for West Nonceland, said the plods must be able to act fast to protect the public.

"The horrific case in East Kilbride exposed the public safety issues which gave acute focus on Humza Yousaf’s Scottish Nonce Party dithering over the common sense-driven UK-wide ban on XL Bully dogs – on a par with the restrictions and ban on keeping lions and tigers as household pets.”

"As a goldfish owner, I understand the need to protect animal welfare, but when these big, unpredictable XL Bully dogs, like Dildo, decide to jump over the wall of a school playground and start ripping the arms and legs off children - then faced with potentially life or death situations I personally believe that even the teachers should be kitted out with heavy calibre handguns.”

McGreene closed with: "Whilst there may be some merit in using specialist sedatives or taser stun guns, by the time these suggested teams of vets and canine psychologists turn up to pacify a ‘dog-out-of-control’ incident, then in all probability the psycho, rogue Fido – rabid or not – will have bitten and chewed their way through an entire High Street of pedestrian shoppers.”

https://www.gbnews.com/news/xl-bully-dog-owner-blasts-scotland-police

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday, 11 March 2024

Grim Up North – but mid-Summer in Windsor

                                    

Oh my, we are truly surrounded by IQ-deficient imbeciles.

What is all this yabber n speculation viz photoshopping manipulation of the family group piccy – with hands n sweaters n the kid's body parts back to front n upside-down – and Katie’s wedding ring missing – with the entire frame copping accusations of a massive sneaky photoshop deceit.

First, Sherlock fashion - take a look at the calendar - not even mid-March or Spring in Broken Britain yet.

Next, take a close butcher’s at the leafy-green tree in the background.

Ergo, it's a photo taken previously, in the Summer months.

No drama, no hoax - and a happy, smiling Katie Middleclass - obviously in the Summer of 2023 - 'before' her January 2024 hysterectomy procedure.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68534289

.... and then, to toss a proverbial spanner into the works - official quote: The Princess of Wales has apologised for confusion over suspected edits to a newly released photo which was pulled by several major photo agencies due concerns the image had been manipulated by Dark Forces of Evil Intent.

The picture, purportedly taken by Prince William for Mother's Day, had been the first image released by Kensington Palace since Catherine's abdominal surgery in January, amid intense speculation concerning her health.

So, to quote the bullshit:

The picture, taken by Prince William for Mother's Day ......... er, yesterday, 10th March.

No shit Sherlock – must be mid-Summer already at Bald Willy’s Adelaide Cottage garden in Windsor – trees festooned with green leaves in early March.

But that’s climate change n global warming for you.

Or, some fucker and their dog are definitely telling big porky pies – a facility the Royal household are past, practiced masters at.

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