Grim Up North – but mid-Summer in Windsor

                                    

Oh my, we are truly surrounded by IQ-deficient imbeciles.

What is all this yabber n speculation viz photoshopping manipulation of the family group piccy – with hands n sweaters n the kid's body parts back to front n upside-down – and Katie’s wedding ring missing – with the entire frame copping accusations of a massive sneaky photoshop deceit.

First, Sherlock fashion - take a look at the calendar - not even mid-March or Spring in Broken Britain yet.

Next, take a close butcher’s at the leafy-green tree in the background.

Ergo, it's a photo taken previously, in the Summer months.

No drama, no hoax - and a happy, smiling Katie Middleclass - obviously in the Summer of 2023 - 'before' her January 2024 hysterectomy procedure.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68534289

.... and then, to toss a proverbial spanner into the works - official quote: The Princess of Wales has apologised for confusion over suspected edits to a newly released photo which was pulled by several major photo agencies due concerns the image had been manipulated by Dark Forces of Evil Intent.

The picture, purportedly taken by Prince William for Mother's Day, had been the first image released by Kensington Palace since Catherine's abdominal surgery in January, amid intense speculation concerning her health.

So, to quote the bullshit:

The picture, taken by Prince William for Mother's Day ......... er, yesterday, 10^th March.

No shit Sherlock – must be mid-Summer already at Bald Willy’s Adelaide Cottage garden in Windsor – trees festooned with green leaves in early March.

But that’s climate change n global warming for you.

Or, some fucker and their dog are definitely telling big porky pies – a facility the Royal household are past, practiced masters at.

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