In today's 'Let's Kick Some Batshit Bonkers Woke Ass' nutty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Corporatocracy Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of the 'Zero Carbon Equals Mega Profits agenda' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Hark the
psycho-babble of the Wokester cult, engaged in this muttering murmuration with
their flawed science greenhouse gas / anthropogenic climate change alarmist sect
zealot pals – (previously misnomered by the Al Bore Congregation as a
now-redundant ‘global warming’ crisis) – in the act of creating virtual religions
for themselves – all to manipulate the base line scripts of socio-political theatre
regarding carbon footprints with ‘psycho-babble’ – in an attempt to raise themselves
to the upper echelons of the virtue chain, and thus exercise, and impose, their
self-assumed ‘righteous dominion’ over the common herd – and encumber a
gullible – and hapless - common herd with eyesore solar panel arrays and wind
turbines that ‘do not’ do what it says on the packet.
The Church of Woke, along with their Temple of Latter Day Doomster ‘first cousins’ - (Extinction Rebellion / Just Stop Oil etc et al) - are wielding a brazen and unqualified - yet more at scent than substance - authority – moral or otherwise – (and one most definitely not grounded in an intellectual foundation qualification) to force feed their zero CO2 / go green / 15 minute cities – ‘or face environmental extinction’ theology down the gullets of humanity.
Such a pity, for at first glance, not all of them seem to be so gullible and stupid – and might be regarded as relatively intelligent – until, of course, they open their mouth and start spouting the dogmatic, gobshite liturgy of their respective creed – with the Saint Greta acolytes proselytizing on the Original Sin – the Industrial Revolution. Then, as they push for wind and solar ‘green power’ sources, and naysay all things ‘sensibly nuclear’ - tar-brush the continued use of fossil fuels as a Code Red for humanity – up there with Defcon 2 – and emblazon their credo with the stamp of irrationality.
Ergo, in the Wokester world, where black is white, and two plus two makes five - (or three, depending on the vagaries of IMF economic policy) – here we have a form of logic embraced by the likes of the ‘for profit’ global corporations that drive these net zero pipe dreams, and an agenda embraced by NLP-brainwashed Young Global leadershits, and promoted by the mass media machine – and too the utterly ridiculous mad Satan Klaus Schlob – master of the Great Reset architects – now discovering himself on a par with the fictitious White Queen, who impressed upon a disbelieving Alice, via a similar delusional mindset, that one could believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
