In today's murky Mediterranean-themed 'Let's Kick Some Crooked Political Bureaucracy Ass' exposé we bring readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
To start 2018 with a long-overdue mass media exposure of Malta's notoriously corrupt establishment – executive, legislative and judiciary - and too the Fourth Estate gutter press - this week's BBC Newshite interview with Malta's Financial Intelligence Analysis Unit anti-corruption investigator 'Honest Jon' Ferris, has brought a much-needed international spotlight focus to bear on the October 2017 oligarch-sanctioned murder of 53-year old investigative journalist, Daphne Caruana Galizia – with Ferris stating for the public record that he too now fears for his life after probing allegations made by Ms. Galizia.
Ferris, summarily sacked from the FIAU in June last year through covert political interference, when his work threatened to uncover 'sensitive secrets' - is requesting 24/7 police protection amid concerns that after receiving a stream of death threats he too will be targeted if continuing to pursue Galizia's well-documented claims against top dog political figures - in Malta and internationally - specifically the US, Russia, Israel, Brussels / EUSSR hierarchy and Vatican Jesuit cabal – not forgetting the despotic dynasty running Azerbaijan.
The Nationalist Party-aligned Daphne Caruana Galizia – known as an intrepid one-woman WikiLeaks – was murdered on 16th October 2017 when her Peugeot 108 car was blown away with a military grade explosive device – allegedly the dirty work of a trio of criminal types recruited under duress by Malta's MSS security service - with both the C4 plastique and cellphone detonator delivered via diplomatic pouch direct from Baku's National Security Ministry (NSM) secret police arsenal - on the command of First (Worst) Lady, Mrs Michelle Muscat's bestest corrupt crony – Azerbaijan's selfie-addicted presidential daughter - Leyla 'Funny Face' Aliyeva.
The hit on the 'out of control' Caruana Galizia became an absolute necessity following the posting of a 'shitting-kittens' disturbing expose on her 'Running Commentary' website – (a blog that attracted in excess of 400,000 readers per day - more than the combined circulation of all of Malta's newspapers) - with a banner headline of 'Read All About It: The Panama Papers & Mossack Fonseca' – which fingered the brass-necked Michelle 'Kickbacks' Muscat, wife of Maltese Slime Minister, Joseph Muscat, as a graft and corrupt money laundering Mrs Fix-It running all manner of scams - in unison with (amongst a host of others) Leyla Aliyeva - and the US-based Beavis & Buttardi money-laundering jewellery chain.
Ignoring her pariah status of being as popular as chemotherapy with Malta's common herd voters – and complicit in a cesspit of bureaucratic sleaze that might yet well bring down her equally corrupt hubby's kleptocrat Labour government - Michelle Muscat – (a summa cum laude graduate of the Dom Mintoff Institute for Advanced Bitcoin Bending) - fingered as the Mafia Matriarch of Malta and referred to by uncharitable types as a crooked cunt - seems determined to follow, by example, in the sordid footsteps of fellow 'Shop Til Yer Drop' klepto' broomstick merchants, Eva Peron, Imelda Marcos and Elena Ceausescu.
Conversely, Slime Minister Joseph Muscat claims to have been flabbergasted by news that journalist Daphne Caruana Galizia was killed by a car bomb while she was in the process of investigating his own wife's involvement in money laundering and criminal corruption - in cahoots with the President of Azerbaijani's shit-for-brains absurdity of a daughter, the collagen-infused Leyla Aliyeva - and is fielding a front of official denial against all charges directed at himself or wife Michelle.
There again, as a practiced – if not over-smart – political player – Muscat must realise that where's there's a heap of shit and flies circulating, then something's bound to stink – especially so when Ms WikiLeaks exposed his own chief of staff, Keith Schembri and senior minister Konrad Mizzi as holding dodgy offshore money laundering bank accounts and shell companies in contrivance with Mossack Fonseca – (a Panamanian law firm – which just happens to be the world’s fourth biggest provider of dodgy tax haven corporate 'and' personal offshore financial services) - and being named in the leaked Panama Papers – a factor that forced their resignations – and earned Ms. Caruana Galizia their eternal ire.
Shortly before her death, she linked PM Joey Muscat, and money-grubbing wife, Michelle, to payments from Azerbaijan's ruling Aliyeva family that were hidden in secret offshore bank accounts.
Then, after becoming aware that her phone had been wiretapped and computer traffic hacked and monitored, Caruana Galizia started to receive death threats and filed a police report fifteen days prior to her murder.
So, down to the nitty-gritty. We've now sound reasoning to point the fickle finger of Fate at who wanted Galizia silenced – but who the fuck actually murdered her?
Three suspects - George and Alfred Degiorgio, and Vincent Muscat (no relation?) – all unknown to the victim and never mentioned in any of her 20,000 expose articles - have been charged with the murder but plead not guilty.
Investigators claim Galizia's killers detonated the bomb using a mobile phone on a boat offshore – and are investigating whom the suspects had contact with in the run-up to the killing.
Valetta-based Plod Squad sources informed press hacks that investigators suspect George Degiorgio sent the text message to the cellphone bomb detonator hidden in Galizia's Peugeot 108 after receiving a 'she's in the car' signal from his brother Alfred, who acted as a lookout close to the victim's home.
Evidence gathered so far suggests the bomb was placed inside Galizia's Peugeot while it was parked in an alley outside her house, some six miles from Valletta, on the night before her death. Mobile phones have been recovered from the sea in Marsa, an inland area of Valletta harbour where the Degiorgio's moored their boat.
Well, if the slack-arsed, moronic Malteaser plod squad got their proverbial shit together – which they daren't – then the 'usual suspects' list that commissioned the Three Stooges (George Degiorgio, Alfred Degiorgio n Vincent Muscat) to do the dirty deed isn't a long one:
Malta is a house divided against itself. Supporters of Slime Minister Muscat applaud his economic boom, while his detractors point to an enfeeblement of the rule of law - and the hard evidence for that is the assassination of his government's greatest critic, Daphne Caruana Galizia.
Regardless of her comm's being totally compromised: hacked, tapped and monitored by dark forces - she implicated, by association, the Knights of Malta, the Council of Foreign Relations, members of the Trilateral Commission and past Bilderbergers – along with blind trusts used to launder kickbacks from rich Russian oligarchs who bought Maltese diplomatic passports - and was set to name n shame the same – thus simply had to go – especially viz her focus and threatened exposure of links with Malta's government and money laundering / arms sales / human trafficking - and the corruption-ridden Azerbaijan regime.
Galizia believed, in essence, that malign and criminal interests had captured Malta and turned it into an island mafia state – and she exposed a political system rife with corruption, corporate entities used to launder money or pay bribes, and a criminal justice system that seemed incapable, or unwilling, to take on the iniquitous, racketeering, villainous minds running the show.
Proof of her fears included the score of Mafia-style assassinations and car bombings that have taken place on the island over the last decade – and, ultimately, perhaps, her own murder too.
So WTF else was Caruana Galizia investigating – apart from her pet bugbear - the Rome (Vatican) based Jesuit Black Pope's 'Ninth Circle Orgia' paedo trafficking ring – and her exposure of Malta's Economics Minister, Chris Cardona frequenting a kiddie fiddling bumboy brothel while at a conference in Germany last year.
In August 2017 she signed her death warrant when reporting that a company owned by the Azerbaijani president's troll of a daughter, Leyla Aliyeva, paid US$1 million to a Panama company ultimately owned by the Maltese prime minister's wife, Michelle Muscat – a scheme that was dutifully slapped with the derogatory sobriquet of 'the Azerbaijani Laundromat'.
In March 2017, Al Sahra FZCO – (a company incorporated in Dubai's free zone) - made a single payment transaction of $1.017 million to Egrant Inc, a company incorporated in Panama since 2013.
Leyla, the daughter of Azerbaijan's rat-featured dictator, Ilham Aliyev, was the ultimate beneficial owner of Al Sahra FZCO, with Michelle Muscat owning blocks of shares in Egrant Inc.
By coincidence alone, Al Sahra FZCO is an oil and gas corporation, and Azerbaijan's national oil company recently became the main shareholder in Malta's all-new power plant after PM Joseph Muscat signed off on the deal.
The reputed source of Galizia's information was a Russian whistle-blowing mole embedded inside Malta's Pilatus private bank.
The Russian snitch, later exposed as Maria Efimova, supplied Galizia with sheaths of incriminating offshore money laundering documents - until discovered by the Pilatus Bank who filed a complaint against her for fraud and misappropriation – with the Maltese Plod Squad seizing her passport while criminal charges were concocted.
Malta – graft and corruption? Need we go on? Why the fuck not.
Seyed Ali Sadr Hasheminejad is the chairman and ultimate beneficial owner of the Pilatus Bank, which is headquartered at Whitehall Mansions in Malta's exclusive Ta’ Xbiex bankster-friendly enclave.
Seyed Ali is Iranian but travels on a selection of foreign fiplomatic passports issued to him by Malta, St Kitts & Nevis.
His father is Mohammad Sadr Hasheminejad, chairman of the Eghtesad Novin Bank in Tehran.
Seyed Ali has a sister, Negarin Sadr Hasheminejad – known by the shorter form of Negarin Sadr – who has a fashion business titled Negarin London.
In March last year, Pilatus Bank received urgent instructions to open an account for Negarin Sadr, the chairman’s sister. The account had to be opened immediately and a loan of US$1 million granted there and then to Negarin Sadr (for her fashion company).
Conversely, as soon as the loan was processed, a significant US$400,000 payment was deducted from Negarin Sadr’s loan account to an account held by a Maltese female resident of New York – who 'owns' (sic) the Buttardi Bling jewellery franchise.
The woman in question is Michelle Buttigieg and Buttplug Bling a costume jewellery money-laundering front she set up in partnership with Michelle Muscat (formerly Tanti) in 2003.
In 2014, Michelle Buttplug was appointed 'Malta’s tourism representative' in the United States, on a £6,000 quid a month salaried basis with perks – regardless of the fact she has no tourism or related experience – nor does Malta's Tourist Authority head honcho, Tourism Minister, Edward Zammit Lewis, know who the fuck she is.
Now back to the Central Asian crime state shithole known as Azerbaijan - whose corruption-ridden ruling elite operate a secret US $2.9 billion slush fund scheme to bribe prominent Europeans, buy luxury goods, pay private school fees for government minister's children and launder money through a network of opaque companies.
Leaked data indicates that the Azerbaijani leadership, accused of serial human rights abuses, systemic corruption and rigging elections, made more than 16,000 covert payments from 2012 to 2014 – with billions of pounds being channelled through Glasgow and Malta-based companies using an obscure (? illegal ?) structure that sanctions owners the right to hide their identities – and thus circumvent the purview of regulators and tax authorities.
This money went to politicians and journalists, as part of an international lobbying operation to deflect criticism of Azerbaijan’s despotic president, Ilham Aliyev, and attempt to promote a positive image of his oil-rich country.
The four firms at the centre of the Azerbaijani Laundromat in Broken Britain were all limited partnership registered. Specifically: Metastar Invest, based at a service address in Birmingham; Hilux Services and Polux Management, set up in Glasgow; and LCM Alliance, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire. Their corporate partners are anonymous tax haven entities based in Malta, the British Virgin Islands, the Seychelles and Belize.
Thus, from the eleven million leaked money-laundering / tax-dodging Panama Papers documents available for investigative scrutiny, the fearless, corruption-exposing Ms Claudia WikiLeaks had hardly gotten started on her subject.
Let us hope that Jonathan Ferris takes her research that one step further and like Diogenes before him, continues to venture out at mid-day with a lantern held aloft – to scour Malta's streets, in search of an honest man.
Thought for the day. The fuckers exposed, named n shamed - (if they were possessed of any modicum of a moral conscience and felt 'shame' for their sins n crimes) by Daphne Caruana Galizia – and who commissioned her assassination - are bent and twisted to such an extent that if they dropped dead there would be no need to dig a grave but simply twist them into the ground – like a corkscrew.
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Thursday, 11 January 2018
Monday, 8 January 2018
Fire & Fury: Humpty-Trumpty Spits Dummy
In today’s ‘Batshit Bonkers American Presidency' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering political deceptions and blatant lies from our frontline Washington Beltway TS media hack, Mimi McScrote, manning the live news cellphone hotline from her covert West Wing broom cupboard hidey hole for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
The 2017-elected President of the Great Satan, arch-vulgarian Donald Chump, has vehemently rebuffed accusations that his 'three score and ten years' (plus one) geriatric stage mental health is in a state of sedentary dementia-stricken disrepair – countering that the revelations and recriminations published in Michael Wolff's bombshell of a book, released this week to uproarious acclaim – are more full of shit than a pelican on ex-lax – and humbly describing his narcissistic self as a 'stable genius'.
Stable genius? Really? That needs an 'elbow nudge' from Melanoma to stand - in accordance with the Flag Code – then the doddering, senile git can't remember the words (if he ever knew them) of The Star Spangled Banner national anthem.
More Trumpy 'trumpet-blowing': to quote the 'criticism sensitive' pretentious twat verbatim: " My two greatest assets (apart from Daddy Fred's money) have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. From a very successful businessman to top TV star to President of the United States of Israel."
Well, thank you Donaldovich Trumpsky - nowt we appreciate more than a Presidential display of self-depreciating humility.
Though no real shock n awe surprises in Wolff's claim - when White House staffers, up close n confidential with President Comb-Over on a daily basis, have personally – (and publicly) - questioned his mental capability and gross political incompetence – with several referring to him as an 'idiot' and a 'moron'.
Though one is drawn to question why Old Swampy feels compelled to respond to such criticism if, as he maintains, he has never met Wolff and the content of the book is a fabric of lies – based on innuendo and slanderous gossip – now manifest as criminal case libel since morphing into published text format – a fact that might be hard to prove considering Wolff's 200-plus 'Team Trump' interviews and fly-on-the-wall access to the West Wing.
Wolff's controversial (and unauthorised) 'Fire and Fury - Inside the Chump Shite House' biography has been summarily dismissed by the President as a 'pile of utter crap – a libellous fiction scribbled by some guy I've never met' – with Trumpsky further referring to Wolff as a class act plagiarist dog wanker – and his kiss n tell informant, ex-Oval Office advisor Steve Bannon, as treacherous scum – dismissed from his job with the Deep State's mark of the Black Spot stuck on the palm of his hand – and not only ear-marked for a high octane IRS audit – but
now topping the Homeland Insecurity / TSA no-fly list – and perhaps due for a midnight 'assisted suicide' visit from one of Mossad's Kidon assassination units – if they're not too busy moving furniture – or can take a break from their art classes – or snuffing Palestinians in Dubai hotels.
'Fire and Fury' hit the bookshelves on Friday, days ahead of its scheduled release, amid President Tweet's top dollar legal beagles' failed attempts to block its publication – a strategy backfire move resulting in the book becoming a 'must have' instant bestseller.
One of Wolff's primary scandalous revelations portrays the entire Trumpton election team (Bannon included) as being shocked into a collective state of dribbling catatonia by their candidate's majority vote on ballot-counting night – plus the sense of real time fiscal loss – as they had all placed mega-bucks bets on the Mena Mafia Matriarch co-contender, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, to win – considering their own boy, Donald – cursed by his empty election trail pledge to 'drain the swamp' - no more than an 'also ran'.
Wolff recounts tales confided to him by Shite House aides who wished to retain an air of anonymity - (Stevie Bannon / Mad Dawg Mattis / T. Rex Tillerson / HR McMaster) - of a president with the nano-seconds attention span of a dyslexial hamster - bouncing from issue to issue like a pinball – with zero time nor tolerance for facts that differ from his personal 'fisheye' worldview - and all while tweeting his global Twitter audience with the thoughts of President Don.
The root of the back-stabbing 'breach of confidentiality' information in Wolff's tome - highly embarrassing, compromising, bewildering and mortifying in nature as it might be – lies with the dominance power struggle between Gentile goy Bannon and the heebie-jeebie Zionist bloc – fronted by Jared '666' Kushner (Israel's kikester sayanim (stooge) in the Shite House) - and shit-for-brains Trump daughter, 'I wannabe President one day too' Iwanka Chump.
But it's not only loose lips Bannon – the Chump Shite House administration has morphed into a virtual labour exchange run on the Three B's philosophy: Bribes, Blackmail or Bludgeons – with staff coming and going like flies on cowshit – and the expunged 'undesirables' are loaded with scandalous, newsworthy venom.
Perhaps Trump could have these offenders of his exalted self-promoting ego-pride 'sanctioned' – much the same as the Clinton administration did – but eventually the bodies start to pile up (like Mena) and some nosy press hack asks inconvenient questions – and that rarest of creatures – an honest attorney-general or judge might take a political interest – then the shit hits the fan.
To wit, the case of former FBI Director Robert Mueller, acting as Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice and leading an investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US election and exploring any links or coordination between Chump's 2016 presidential bid and Vlad Putrid's Moscow Mafia and / or Israel and Bobo Nuttyahoo's Kosher Nostra – a fact confirmed in Wolff's expose book with Steve Bannon's revelation that Chump's eldest son, the IQ-deficient Donald Junior, was guilty of treasonous behaviour in meeting a group of Russians.
Now, in a fit of 'too little n too late' damage control pique viz the publication of Wolff's unauthorised incendiary bio - and Bannon's less than complimentary remarks therein – specifically that President Chimp employs a Syrian war zone refugee as a 'food taster' – which confirms Wolff's exposure of the fact that the Pres' has a paranoid fear of being poisoned by wifey No 3, Melanoma – Trumpsky wants to go one step beyond with the post-9/11-eviscerated US Constitution n Bill of Rights - to draw a line in the sand regarding free speech – specifically any and all that mention his name and dirty dealings with Russia – or being an Edomite Mafia payroll stooge – or the Zionist-backed dynastic ambitions for Ivanka's presidential candidacy - will be classified as a criminal offence.
So, where the fuck do we position this gobshite bully – (an egocentric braggart who couldn't tell the truth if he hasn't got a semi-feasible lie ready - and believes his Deep State-placement Shite House staff dilute his delusionary 'talent') - in the realm of Linnaean taxonomy: order, family, genus, species, sub-species? A self-promoting genius in his own right. But is Humpty-Trumpty really on a par with the Einsteins and Schrödingers of this world?
Not if we consider his school playground thugster intimidation antics and tendency towards lying. Drain the swamp? Now Washington n Wall Street are wallowing in it. Corporate tax rates slashed. Playing nuclear mind games with the NorKors. Provoking Russia, China and Iran to war-readiness states of paranoia. The proposed – but unfunded – Gulf to Pacific 'Wetback Wall' to keep illegal immigrant Beaners out. The mind boggles at such ludicrous political deportment.
One point is for sure, history will not remember the boastacious prick kindly.
Thought for the day. Trumpy's an impetuous silver spoon moron - another Twitter-addicted cellphone zombie - blighted with the curse of opening gob before engaging brain (sic).
To wit, paranoid psychosis besides - regarding Congress removing his fat ass from office by implementing the 25th Amendment's statutes, viz reasons of mental heath impairment / disability, and stick VP Pence behind the Resolute desk - if the word 'prudent' were part of Chump's limited lexicon – he might turn the eye of caution to his Secret Service detail – as this purported elitist corps were the same scum who conspired to – and did - murder JFK in Dallas. A necessary act of evil - to maintain the Deep State Mil-Ind Neo-Con bankster status quo.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The 2017-elected President of the Great Satan, arch-vulgarian Donald Chump, has vehemently rebuffed accusations that his 'three score and ten years' (plus one) geriatric stage mental health is in a state of sedentary dementia-stricken disrepair – countering that the revelations and recriminations published in Michael Wolff's bombshell of a book, released this week to uproarious acclaim – are more full of shit than a pelican on ex-lax – and humbly describing his narcissistic self as a 'stable genius'.
Stable genius? Really? That needs an 'elbow nudge' from Melanoma to stand - in accordance with the Flag Code – then the doddering, senile git can't remember the words (if he ever knew them) of The Star Spangled Banner national anthem.
More Trumpy 'trumpet-blowing': to quote the 'criticism sensitive' pretentious twat verbatim: " My two greatest assets (apart from Daddy Fred's money) have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. From a very successful businessman to top TV star to President of the United States of Israel."
Well, thank you Donaldovich Trumpsky - nowt we appreciate more than a Presidential display of self-depreciating humility.
Though no real shock n awe surprises in Wolff's claim - when White House staffers, up close n confidential with President Comb-Over on a daily basis, have personally – (and publicly) - questioned his mental capability and gross political incompetence – with several referring to him as an 'idiot' and a 'moron'.
Though one is drawn to question why Old Swampy feels compelled to respond to such criticism if, as he maintains, he has never met Wolff and the content of the book is a fabric of lies – based on innuendo and slanderous gossip – now manifest as criminal case libel since morphing into published text format – a fact that might be hard to prove considering Wolff's 200-plus 'Team Trump' interviews and fly-on-the-wall access to the West Wing.
Wolff's controversial (and unauthorised) 'Fire and Fury - Inside the Chump Shite House' biography has been summarily dismissed by the President as a 'pile of utter crap – a libellous fiction scribbled by some guy I've never met' – with Trumpsky further referring to Wolff as a class act plagiarist dog wanker – and his kiss n tell informant, ex-Oval Office advisor Steve Bannon, as treacherous scum – dismissed from his job with the Deep State's mark of the Black Spot stuck on the palm of his hand – and not only ear-marked for a high octane IRS audit – but
now topping the Homeland Insecurity / TSA no-fly list – and perhaps due for a midnight 'assisted suicide' visit from one of Mossad's Kidon assassination units – if they're not too busy moving furniture – or can take a break from their art classes – or snuffing Palestinians in Dubai hotels.
'Fire and Fury' hit the bookshelves on Friday, days ahead of its scheduled release, amid President Tweet's top dollar legal beagles' failed attempts to block its publication – a strategy backfire move resulting in the book becoming a 'must have' instant bestseller.
One of Wolff's primary scandalous revelations portrays the entire Trumpton election team (Bannon included) as being shocked into a collective state of dribbling catatonia by their candidate's majority vote on ballot-counting night – plus the sense of real time fiscal loss – as they had all placed mega-bucks bets on the Mena Mafia Matriarch co-contender, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, to win – considering their own boy, Donald – cursed by his empty election trail pledge to 'drain the swamp' - no more than an 'also ran'.
Wolff recounts tales confided to him by Shite House aides who wished to retain an air of anonymity - (Stevie Bannon / Mad Dawg Mattis / T. Rex Tillerson / HR McMaster) - of a president with the nano-seconds attention span of a dyslexial hamster - bouncing from issue to issue like a pinball – with zero time nor tolerance for facts that differ from his personal 'fisheye' worldview - and all while tweeting his global Twitter audience with the thoughts of President Don.
The root of the back-stabbing 'breach of confidentiality' information in Wolff's tome - highly embarrassing, compromising, bewildering and mortifying in nature as it might be – lies with the dominance power struggle between Gentile goy Bannon and the heebie-jeebie Zionist bloc – fronted by Jared '666' Kushner (Israel's kikester sayanim (stooge) in the Shite House) - and shit-for-brains Trump daughter, 'I wannabe President one day too' Iwanka Chump.
But it's not only loose lips Bannon – the Chump Shite House administration has morphed into a virtual labour exchange run on the Three B's philosophy: Bribes, Blackmail or Bludgeons – with staff coming and going like flies on cowshit – and the expunged 'undesirables' are loaded with scandalous, newsworthy venom.
Perhaps Trump could have these offenders of his exalted self-promoting ego-pride 'sanctioned' – much the same as the Clinton administration did – but eventually the bodies start to pile up (like Mena) and some nosy press hack asks inconvenient questions – and that rarest of creatures – an honest attorney-general or judge might take a political interest – then the shit hits the fan.
To wit, the case of former FBI Director Robert Mueller, acting as Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice and leading an investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US election and exploring any links or coordination between Chump's 2016 presidential bid and Vlad Putrid's Moscow Mafia and / or Israel and Bobo Nuttyahoo's Kosher Nostra – a fact confirmed in Wolff's expose book with Steve Bannon's revelation that Chump's eldest son, the IQ-deficient Donald Junior, was guilty of treasonous behaviour in meeting a group of Russians.
Now, in a fit of 'too little n too late' damage control pique viz the publication of Wolff's unauthorised incendiary bio - and Bannon's less than complimentary remarks therein – specifically that President Chimp employs a Syrian war zone refugee as a 'food taster' – which confirms Wolff's exposure of the fact that the Pres' has a paranoid fear of being poisoned by wifey No 3, Melanoma – Trumpsky wants to go one step beyond with the post-9/11-eviscerated US Constitution n Bill of Rights - to draw a line in the sand regarding free speech – specifically any and all that mention his name and dirty dealings with Russia – or being an Edomite Mafia payroll stooge – or the Zionist-backed dynastic ambitions for Ivanka's presidential candidacy - will be classified as a criminal offence.
So, where the fuck do we position this gobshite bully – (an egocentric braggart who couldn't tell the truth if he hasn't got a semi-feasible lie ready - and believes his Deep State-placement Shite House staff dilute his delusionary 'talent') - in the realm of Linnaean taxonomy: order, family, genus, species, sub-species? A self-promoting genius in his own right. But is Humpty-Trumpty really on a par with the Einsteins and Schrödingers of this world?
Not if we consider his school playground thugster intimidation antics and tendency towards lying. Drain the swamp? Now Washington n Wall Street are wallowing in it. Corporate tax rates slashed. Playing nuclear mind games with the NorKors. Provoking Russia, China and Iran to war-readiness states of paranoia. The proposed – but unfunded – Gulf to Pacific 'Wetback Wall' to keep illegal immigrant Beaners out. The mind boggles at such ludicrous political deportment.
One point is for sure, history will not remember the boastacious prick kindly.
Thought for the day. Trumpy's an impetuous silver spoon moron - another Twitter-addicted cellphone zombie - blighted with the curse of opening gob before engaging brain (sic).
To wit, paranoid psychosis besides - regarding Congress removing his fat ass from office by implementing the 25th Amendment's statutes, viz reasons of mental heath impairment / disability, and stick VP Pence behind the Resolute desk - if the word 'prudent' were part of Chump's limited lexicon – he might turn the eye of caution to his Secret Service detail – as this purported elitist corps were the same scum who conspired to – and did - murder JFK in Dallas. A necessary act of evil - to maintain the Deep State Mil-Ind Neo-Con bankster status quo.
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Sunday, 7 January 2018
Royal Wedding : Homeless Pariahs Verboten
In today’s ‘Royal Wedding Rag-Arse Roundup' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our rough sleeper media correspondent, Jake McScrote, manning the live news cellphone hotline from under his rhododendron bush squat in Windsor's Frogmore Gardens for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% parasitic oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
The Nasty Party leader of Windsor Council, Slimy Simon Dudley, pissed off at the fact he's not on the Royal Wedding invite list - has sparked a furious public backlash after vindictively demanding the town's Plod Squad clear the area of vulnerable homeless people before the advent of the May 19th Windsor Castle wedding of Prince Harry to American tourist-slapper and 'Spoiled Royal' wannabe, Meghan Sparkle, in his Granny Liz' personal St George's Chapel 'chat with God' prayer spot.
Dudley, the type of tosser who prompts people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking his clammy hand, has instigated a Donald Chump style 'Fire n Fury' response from socio-political groups after demanding the Windsor Plod Squad use powers granted under the 1824 Vagrancy Act and 2014 Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act to tackle the rough sleepers problem - and clear the town of an epidemic of homeless people prior to the royal wedding in May.
The panjandrum boss of the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead authority - and his Tory council crony pals - have levelled accusations at the rough sleeper community of 'public spaces intimidation' and 'aggressive begging' - and want them evicted en masse and re-located 'somewhere else' before the ginger mingin Royal Cuckoo and Ms Morlock tie the proverbial knot.
Councillor Dudley informed one gutter press hack from the Vagrants Gazette "I'm not having a bunch of unwashed scum in mouldy anoraks and combat jackets, swathed in Sally Army blankets, doing the hands-out rounds of the royalist wedding revenue gorpers - or trying to flog Princess Meghan Sparkle a souvenir copy of the Big Issue and begging for a slice of wedding cake."
Additionally, in a series of ranting tweets, Dudley applies a 'royal town status' angle to push further claims that Windsor residents have had enough of being exploited by career beggars – along with the town's six million annual tourist headcount.
Replying to Dismal Dudley's eviction demands, Thames Valley Plod Squad & Crime Commissioner, Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher, opined that the majority of the people 'begging' in Windsor were not in fact homeless but actually ex-councillors who had lost their cushy jobs in the last bi-election and were simply trying to earn a few bob by pan-handling.
"But, as to the genuine homeless persons in our sick society that comprise the most vulnerable sector of the Windsor community – many of whom, like Councillor Dudley, have critical mental health issues - we need to protect them by working together - and each agency – specifically Mr Dudley's holier-than-thou council - must understand its own unique responsibilities - as 'housing' is the responsibility of Dudley's council – hence the homeless factor comes right back to their doorstep."
"As far as we're concerned, Dudley's more full of shit than a Christmas goose, as we've only received a couple of complaints viz 'begging with menaces' - which involved a couple of unemployed Albanian rough sleepers who marched one of the town's traffic wardens to an ATM cash point and demanded she withdraw £20 quid so they could buy fishing line and hooks to go poaching carp in the Windsor Park ponds."
Windsor – and specifically it's 11th Century castle - is one of the Queen's favourite residences and she often spends weekends there with her incontinent corgi pack (and equally incontinent Greek husband) and riding her beloved black pony, Dobbin.
Moreover, it attracts 1.36 million visitors each year - and is expected to be inundated with countless legions of brain dead celeb-fascinated punters and tourists – all wetting their pants to catch a glimpse of Prince Harry and Miss Mongol getting hitched.
Cllr Dudley's comments have been criticised by a local homeless charity manager, ex-DVLA driving examiner, Harry 'Airbags' McFubar – himself a rough-sleeper - who described them as 'sickening' and Dudley simply using the advent of the Royal Wedding as an excuse to execute a mass cull of the town's homeless.
"These denigratory festive season announcements are reminiscent of Joseph and Mary's travails in Bethlehem – and the 'no room at the inn' brush-off for homeless Jewish types."
"It's absolutely abhorrent that any fucker or their dog can hold these views in this day and age, especially the lead councillor of the borough and would be more appropriate for Mr Dudley and Windsor Council to get off their slack arses and find homes for these hapless, vagrant victims of a corrupt society – myself included."
"Us poor fuckers sleeping in shop doorways and bus shelters in this bollocks-freezing winter weather are not here by choice, but due the obvious fact that society has failed us. First light on Christmas Day morning there were 12 people laid out in Windsor High Street shop doorways – frozen solid – and not one of us had a visit from Santa."
In total accord with 'Airbags Harry', others took to the Twitter network to express dismay, with one pleading with Dudley to show some modicum of festive season “compassion.”
Que? WTF? Compassion? Some chance. As far as the fascist scum likes of Dudley are concerned 'compassion' equates with 'sympathy' – right there in the dictionary – between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.
Likewise, Home Sickterary, Amber Crudd, agreed with council leader Dudley, and urged the Windsor Plod Squad to tackle the issue before the St George's Chapel ceremony on May 19th - and ensure fresh accommodation – albeit temporary - was provided for homeless people – preferably at neighbouring HMP Bonzefield.
Conversely, on the bright side, Nasty Party Prime Minister Terry Mayhem has announced that pub opening hours will be extended to 01:00 am for the weekend of the royal wedding in May – a strategy expect to rake in an excess of £10 million nicker during the extra hours, according to Glenda McScrote, chief executive of the British Beer and Pissheads Association – who informed a media hack from the Shitfaced Review that "Foreign tourist visitors regard Broken Britain's pubs as a cultural icon – much the same as the scrounging Royal Family – so they all want to join in the celebration fever and swill down loads of Old Headbanger Special Brew and Bitch Thumper lager – then take selfies while throwing up all over the hapless sod stood next to them at the bar."
Ms. Meghan Mongol, whom is being widely referred to, by uncharitable persons, as a gold-digging cunt – has reputedly sparked early controversy by tweeting to her State-side cronies that "Gee n Wow - come May this year I'm gonna be a real Mrs Hewitt – Princess Meghan " – and has contracted the College of Arms to design her personal Saxe-Coburg und Gotha-Windsor-Hewitt-Markel heraldic symbology shield.
Now a Cinderella story fairytale ending would be for Harry to dump Meghan, go scouting round Windsor's parks n shop doorways after dark, then grab some homeless chick – or a 'TS person' – or even 'come out' and flaunt his latent ginger 'gay side' - proposition some down n out faggot and marry them instead.
On a more worrying and disturbing note, US President Donald Humpty-Trumpty has been making incessant unsolicited phone calls to Fuckingham Palace, demanding to speak to 'Liz' – to authorise a state visit invite for himself and his hangers-on entourage to attend May's royal wedding – or else the more at scent than substance US-UK 'special relationship' will be at risk.
Are you a victim of society – a vagrant unfortunate - and squatting in homeless-unfriendly Windsor area? Have you been invited to Harry n Meghan's wedding bash? Has Cllr Dudley threatened to have you evicted from your cosy charity shop doorway dossing spot?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a five nights full room & board stay (with shower n de-lousing services included) at Windsor's Happy Hounds Kennel Club.
A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and location – so Cllr Dudley's Community Enforcement Thug Squad know where to find you.
Thought for the day. We know who put the T in Britain, and have a pretty good ides who stuck the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe – but are still scouring for info' on what subversive, guilty tosser shit on top of Meghan's fectal-brown Christmas party hat.
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The Nasty Party leader of Windsor Council, Slimy Simon Dudley, pissed off at the fact he's not on the Royal Wedding invite list - has sparked a furious public backlash after vindictively demanding the town's Plod Squad clear the area of vulnerable homeless people before the advent of the May 19th Windsor Castle wedding of Prince Harry to American tourist-slapper and 'Spoiled Royal' wannabe, Meghan Sparkle, in his Granny Liz' personal St George's Chapel 'chat with God' prayer spot.
Dudley, the type of tosser who prompts people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking his clammy hand, has instigated a Donald Chump style 'Fire n Fury' response from socio-political groups after demanding the Windsor Plod Squad use powers granted under the 1824 Vagrancy Act and 2014 Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act to tackle the rough sleepers problem - and clear the town of an epidemic of homeless people prior to the royal wedding in May.
The panjandrum boss of the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead authority - and his Tory council crony pals - have levelled accusations at the rough sleeper community of 'public spaces intimidation' and 'aggressive begging' - and want them evicted en masse and re-located 'somewhere else' before the ginger mingin Royal Cuckoo and Ms Morlock tie the proverbial knot.
Councillor Dudley informed one gutter press hack from the Vagrants Gazette "I'm not having a bunch of unwashed scum in mouldy anoraks and combat jackets, swathed in Sally Army blankets, doing the hands-out rounds of the royalist wedding revenue gorpers - or trying to flog Princess Meghan Sparkle a souvenir copy of the Big Issue and begging for a slice of wedding cake."
Additionally, in a series of ranting tweets, Dudley applies a 'royal town status' angle to push further claims that Windsor residents have had enough of being exploited by career beggars – along with the town's six million annual tourist headcount.
Replying to Dismal Dudley's eviction demands, Thames Valley Plod Squad & Crime Commissioner, Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher, opined that the majority of the people 'begging' in Windsor were not in fact homeless but actually ex-councillors who had lost their cushy jobs in the last bi-election and were simply trying to earn a few bob by pan-handling.
"But, as to the genuine homeless persons in our sick society that comprise the most vulnerable sector of the Windsor community – many of whom, like Councillor Dudley, have critical mental health issues - we need to protect them by working together - and each agency – specifically Mr Dudley's holier-than-thou council - must understand its own unique responsibilities - as 'housing' is the responsibility of Dudley's council – hence the homeless factor comes right back to their doorstep."
"As far as we're concerned, Dudley's more full of shit than a Christmas goose, as we've only received a couple of complaints viz 'begging with menaces' - which involved a couple of unemployed Albanian rough sleepers who marched one of the town's traffic wardens to an ATM cash point and demanded she withdraw £20 quid so they could buy fishing line and hooks to go poaching carp in the Windsor Park ponds."
Windsor – and specifically it's 11th Century castle - is one of the Queen's favourite residences and she often spends weekends there with her incontinent corgi pack (and equally incontinent Greek husband) and riding her beloved black pony, Dobbin.
Moreover, it attracts 1.36 million visitors each year - and is expected to be inundated with countless legions of brain dead celeb-fascinated punters and tourists – all wetting their pants to catch a glimpse of Prince Harry and Miss Mongol getting hitched.
Cllr Dudley's comments have been criticised by a local homeless charity manager, ex-DVLA driving examiner, Harry 'Airbags' McFubar – himself a rough-sleeper - who described them as 'sickening' and Dudley simply using the advent of the Royal Wedding as an excuse to execute a mass cull of the town's homeless.
"These denigratory festive season announcements are reminiscent of Joseph and Mary's travails in Bethlehem – and the 'no room at the inn' brush-off for homeless Jewish types."
"It's absolutely abhorrent that any fucker or their dog can hold these views in this day and age, especially the lead councillor of the borough and would be more appropriate for Mr Dudley and Windsor Council to get off their slack arses and find homes for these hapless, vagrant victims of a corrupt society – myself included."
"Us poor fuckers sleeping in shop doorways and bus shelters in this bollocks-freezing winter weather are not here by choice, but due the obvious fact that society has failed us. First light on Christmas Day morning there were 12 people laid out in Windsor High Street shop doorways – frozen solid – and not one of us had a visit from Santa."
In total accord with 'Airbags Harry', others took to the Twitter network to express dismay, with one pleading with Dudley to show some modicum of festive season “compassion.”
Que? WTF? Compassion? Some chance. As far as the fascist scum likes of Dudley are concerned 'compassion' equates with 'sympathy' – right there in the dictionary – between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.
Likewise, Home Sickterary, Amber Crudd, agreed with council leader Dudley, and urged the Windsor Plod Squad to tackle the issue before the St George's Chapel ceremony on May 19th - and ensure fresh accommodation – albeit temporary - was provided for homeless people – preferably at neighbouring HMP Bonzefield.
Conversely, on the bright side, Nasty Party Prime Minister Terry Mayhem has announced that pub opening hours will be extended to 01:00 am for the weekend of the royal wedding in May – a strategy expect to rake in an excess of £10 million nicker during the extra hours, according to Glenda McScrote, chief executive of the British Beer and Pissheads Association – who informed a media hack from the Shitfaced Review that "Foreign tourist visitors regard Broken Britain's pubs as a cultural icon – much the same as the scrounging Royal Family – so they all want to join in the celebration fever and swill down loads of Old Headbanger Special Brew and Bitch Thumper lager – then take selfies while throwing up all over the hapless sod stood next to them at the bar."
Ms. Meghan Mongol, whom is being widely referred to, by uncharitable persons, as a gold-digging cunt – has reputedly sparked early controversy by tweeting to her State-side cronies that "Gee n Wow - come May this year I'm gonna be a real Mrs Hewitt – Princess Meghan " – and has contracted the College of Arms to design her personal Saxe-Coburg und Gotha-Windsor-Hewitt-Markel heraldic symbology shield.
Now a Cinderella story fairytale ending would be for Harry to dump Meghan, go scouting round Windsor's parks n shop doorways after dark, then grab some homeless chick – or a 'TS person' – or even 'come out' and flaunt his latent ginger 'gay side' - proposition some down n out faggot and marry them instead.
On a more worrying and disturbing note, US President Donald Humpty-Trumpty has been making incessant unsolicited phone calls to Fuckingham Palace, demanding to speak to 'Liz' – to authorise a state visit invite for himself and his hangers-on entourage to attend May's royal wedding – or else the more at scent than substance US-UK 'special relationship' will be at risk.
Are you a victim of society – a vagrant unfortunate - and squatting in homeless-unfriendly Windsor area? Have you been invited to Harry n Meghan's wedding bash? Has Cllr Dudley threatened to have you evicted from your cosy charity shop doorway dossing spot?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a five nights full room & board stay (with shower n de-lousing services included) at Windsor's Happy Hounds Kennel Club.
A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and location – so Cllr Dudley's Community Enforcement Thug Squad know where to find you.
Thought for the day. We know who put the T in Britain, and have a pretty good ides who stuck the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe – but are still scouring for info' on what subversive, guilty tosser shit on top of Meghan's fectal-brown Christmas party hat.
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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Thursday, 4 January 2018
This Week's Global Enemy #1: The Iranians
So, who's topping America's 'Reality TV' President Humpty-Trumpty's vindictive shit list this week?
First it's the Russians, then it's the NorKors. Last week the Palestinians got their US aid slashed for not okaying Chump's gift of their al Quds capital to the Zionist thugs.
A couple of days ago it was the hapless Pakis' turn – who got slated and their foreign aid bucks blocked for allowing refugee al Qaeda and Taliban mujahideen Jolly Jihadis to squat on the Pakiland side of the Afghan border to take a welcome break from the Great Satan's daily drone strikes.
And now – if any twat or their proverbial dog takes notice of what the fuck the Great Satan's propaganda machine is churning out, it's the turn of the non-Arab Iranians for an emetic dose of Western-provoked Arab Spring.
Smoke n Mirrors Deception via Duplicity – courtesy of the US State Department's black propaganda script-writers and the CIA's 'Bear False Witness' crew.
However, what category of IQ-deficient morons and assorted klutz's ZioNazi Isra-Hell and their Great Satan bitch and are employing to run this 'Let's Get the Iranians' shit-stirring socio-political protest campaign (aka 'any excuse to kick-start WW3) is a question worthy of an in-depth pondering session – especially so when the wankers post pix of an Iranian renta-riot mob of patriotic burka-clad shufty bints waving scores of their national banners – which just happen to be Bahraini flags and 'not' Iran's green, white n red pennants.
If the truth be told – which the Edomite Mafia's Kosher Nostra-dominated mainstream mass media ain't gonna commit to before Hell freezes over - the glaring inconsistency of the lie is the fact the pix of the red n white flags are from a circa 2011 protest demo' in Bahrain against the despotic al Khalifa 'democracy denied' dynasty who rule the postage stamp island kingdom as their personal 'power of life n death' fiefdom.
Donald Comb-Over's administration, in numerous absurd tweets, has incited the Iranian common herd to engage in disruptive acts - which violate international law – a factor vehemently denied by the Chump's forked-tongue Indian skull-crawler, UN ambassador Nimrata Randhawa – aka Nikki Haley – who branded the blatant fact that Iran's external enemies were fomenting the unrest. as 'utter claptrap'.
Haley informed one gutter press hack from the Agitators Gazette that: "The people of Iran are crying out for freedom – and all freedom-loving people must stand with their cause even to the point of armed insurrection – apart from that Palestinian gang squatting in the Promised Land."
Haley's diabolical perjury besides, the Great Satan has its voracious eyes on control of the Persian Gulf's strategic Straits of Hormuz international seaway, while Bobo Nuttyahoo's Greater Israel Expropriation of Foreign Shores Committee have their greedy grasping claws ready to annex ('seize') whole swathes of Iran's oilfields – and any other natural resource worth stealing.
https://defence.pk/pdf/threads/these-fake-images-of-iran-are-being-shared-on-social-media.537091/
https://www.rt.com/news/414915-iran-protest-fake-news-videos/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
First it's the Russians, then it's the NorKors. Last week the Palestinians got their US aid slashed for not okaying Chump's gift of their al Quds capital to the Zionist thugs.
A couple of days ago it was the hapless Pakis' turn – who got slated and their foreign aid bucks blocked for allowing refugee al Qaeda and Taliban mujahideen Jolly Jihadis to squat on the Pakiland side of the Afghan border to take a welcome break from the Great Satan's daily drone strikes.
And now – if any twat or their proverbial dog takes notice of what the fuck the Great Satan's propaganda machine is churning out, it's the turn of the non-Arab Iranians for an emetic dose of Western-provoked Arab Spring.
Smoke n Mirrors Deception via Duplicity – courtesy of the US State Department's black propaganda script-writers and the CIA's 'Bear False Witness' crew.
However, what category of IQ-deficient morons and assorted klutz's ZioNazi Isra-Hell and their Great Satan bitch and are employing to run this 'Let's Get the Iranians' shit-stirring socio-political protest campaign (aka 'any excuse to kick-start WW3) is a question worthy of an in-depth pondering session – especially so when the wankers post pix of an Iranian renta-riot mob of patriotic burka-clad shufty bints waving scores of their national banners – which just happen to be Bahraini flags and 'not' Iran's green, white n red pennants.
If the truth be told – which the Edomite Mafia's Kosher Nostra-dominated mainstream mass media ain't gonna commit to before Hell freezes over - the glaring inconsistency of the lie is the fact the pix of the red n white flags are from a circa 2011 protest demo' in Bahrain against the despotic al Khalifa 'democracy denied' dynasty who rule the postage stamp island kingdom as their personal 'power of life n death' fiefdom.
Donald Comb-Over's administration, in numerous absurd tweets, has incited the Iranian common herd to engage in disruptive acts - which violate international law – a factor vehemently denied by the Chump's forked-tongue Indian skull-crawler, UN ambassador Nimrata Randhawa – aka Nikki Haley – who branded the blatant fact that Iran's external enemies were fomenting the unrest. as 'utter claptrap'.
Haley informed one gutter press hack from the Agitators Gazette that: "The people of Iran are crying out for freedom – and all freedom-loving people must stand with their cause even to the point of armed insurrection – apart from that Palestinian gang squatting in the Promised Land."
Haley's diabolical perjury besides, the Great Satan has its voracious eyes on control of the Persian Gulf's strategic Straits of Hormuz international seaway, while Bobo Nuttyahoo's Greater Israel Expropriation of Foreign Shores Committee have their greedy grasping claws ready to annex ('seize') whole swathes of Iran's oilfields – and any other natural resource worth stealing.
https://defence.pk/pdf/threads/these-fake-images-of-iran-are-being-shared-on-social-media.537091/
https://www.rt.com/news/414915-iran-protest-fake-news-videos/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
Wednesday, 3 January 2018
Parasites invading Houses of Parliament
Parasites invading Houses of Parliament
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-42556079/parasites-invading-houses-of-parliament
Yes, we know - they've infested the entire House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds.
That's one heap big job - for Rent-a-Kill's noxious critter extermination squad get rid of some 650 expenses-fiddling MPs and 800 Vermin in Ermine peers.
(To say nothing of the pederast scourge of embedded Civil Service sodomites - plus a legion of treasonous EUSSR Remainiacs - and that public funds spendthrift cockroach of a Speaker n class act narcissist: John 'Shortarse' Bercow).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-42556079/parasites-invading-houses-of-parliament
Yes, we know - they've infested the entire House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds.
That's one heap big job - for Rent-a-Kill's noxious critter extermination squad get rid of some 650 expenses-fiddling MPs and 800 Vermin in Ermine peers.
(To say nothing of the pederast scourge of embedded Civil Service sodomites - plus a legion of treasonous EUSSR Remainiacs - and that public funds spendthrift cockroach of a Speaker n class act narcissist: John 'Shortarse' Bercow).
Plod Squad Masons = Two-Tier Justice
In today's 'Let's Kick Some Secret Society Ass' nasty news exposé we bring readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from our 'in the trenches' deep cover whistle-blowing 33rd Degree Masonic mole, Solly Snitchstein, manning his live news cellphone hotline from a hidey hole under the Jachin n Boaz Satanic ritual blood sacrifice altar at Smegmadale's Masonic Temple for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Broken Britain's Plod Squad Federation head honcho, Sergeant Stevie Shite, leader of the rank-and-file ''ello-ello-ello-wot-ave-we-ere' – taser-kitted 'Moron Brigade' confirmed during an interview with a gutter press hack from the Secret Handshake Gazette that he intends to step down as the organisation's chairman and hand over to his deputy, PC Andy Titties - blaming the move on a Freemason infestation of the entire national Plod Squad, whose old school tie / bumboy buddy system is thwarting not only our once-sceptred isle's iconic 'long reach of the law n justice for all' culture but also blocking reform - and too the career advancement / promotional progress of females of the species – plus covertly discriminating against Black, Asian and minority ethnic (Eskimos / cannibals / gender-identity-confused) peoples.
Sgt Shite, who is set to quit this week after three years as chairman of the Plod Squad Federation, related his concerns viz the wide-ranging influence of the Freemason cult not only on the national police force but too permeating every crook, cranny, orifice and pore of the entire socio-political-commercial framework of Broken Britain – and specifically both local authority and Worstminster's House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds officials – with a most scrutinising, critical eye cast on Shitehall's Civil Service – where Masonic membership (and an acquired taste for bum sex) are de rigueur requirements for career advancement – unless one wishes to man the pencil sharpening machine until retirement age.
Fearing to stick his neck out too far and end up on a Masonic hit list, Sgt Shite declined to 'name n shame' the key Plod Squad Federation figures known to be stick-in-the-mud anti-reformist Freemasons – a factor fortunately corrected on Solly Snitchstein's Grassers.com blog.
In 2014 Home Sickretary Terrible Terry Mayhem threatened to take over the complaint-inundated federation if it failed to get it proverbial shit together and reform, following a shitstorm string of corruption scandals and like criminal controversies – with a crew of firebrand critics fingering the federation as Freemason-dominated and running the organisation in secretive fashion to serve the interests of its silly handshake club members over the interests of non-Mason Plod Squad officers – and the common herd 'taxpaying' public.
And here we are faced with the essence of the Freemason code – to protect a Masonic brother at all costs – including criminal action to subvert the course of justice – a fact demonstrated with crystal clarity viz the shameful Shitehall and Worstminster government paedophile abuse ring coverups and exonerations of a dirty deviant kiddie fiddling / sodomite cabal which included the scumbag likes of Ted Health, Leon Brittan, Granville Janner, Cyril 'Porky' Smith - and arch-paedo-pimp (by Royal appointment) Jimmy Savile – all topping Solly Snitchstein's 100-page 'name n shame' shit list.
Welsh Plod Squad officers and judicial bench figures who belong to the secret society Masonic brethren have been – as per the Freemason credo to protect a 'brother' at all costs - accused of covering up the crimes and misdemeanours of fellow lodge members – even cases of bank robbery, rape, murder, pederasty and necrophilia – and of whose elitist number were allegedly prime evil bastard kiddie fiddling sodomites - specifically North Wales' 33rd degree Mason and top rank pig, Superintendent Gordon Anglesea – for his personal turd-burgling / sprog-strangling participation in the Bryn Estyn Bumboy Club scandal.
Typically, like all criminals and associated scumbags who stand fingered of criminal wrong-doing they test the evidence boundaries and hence deny this accusation, claiming to uphold values in keeping with public service and high-falutin' Christian morals.
Sir Dinsdale von Felcher, spokesman for Freemasonry's United Grand Lodge, opined to media hacks “For what sound reason might police officers be excluded from membership in the organisation – and why would there be a clash?"
"Freemasonry is open to all - the only requirement being to own a nice apron, and a brickie's trowel – and have faith in a supreme being – specifically the arch-angel Lucifer, the Lord of Light."
One of Sir Dinsdale's protégés, and fellow Scottish Rite Freemason, was Met Chief Inspector Reg McScrote, who went on to be chair of the federation and, after retirement from plodding, was appointed to the prestigious post of Chief Throat-Cutter at Edinburgh's United Grand Pederast Lodge.
Conversely, one previous Metropolitan Plod Squad Commissioner, the late Sir Ken Newman – himself a lifelong Townswomens' Guild member – recently manifested his ethereal form at a media-organised séance where he revealed he had opposed the presence of Masons in his Plod Squad – and banned the wearing of aprons while on duty.
"What these noncing Masonic twats do in their private lives is a matter for them – but their secret high-fiving handshakes and Chinese whispers culture did my fucking head in and became a sore thumb issue when it affected their work - and high crime gang prosecutions were going south cos the evidence – or witnesses – or both - had been compromised – the former ending up in a shredder and the latter found garrotted in a wheelie bin – all to protect their Masonic scally brothers."
Many female representatives have voiced concern with regard to the prevailing Masonic influence in the Federation - as one of the 'set in stone' statutes of the misogynist secret handshake club is that applicant candidates must bear their upper torso to prove they don't have boobs (flabby man tits allowed) – which obviously excludes women and female trans-gender wannabes high on oestrogen hormones – plus the fact that the cult favours Masonic brothers for promotion over more talented non-Mason officers.
The Plod Squad Federation is attempting to imposed a draft of 33 new regulations, aimed at ending the biased 'Masons First' situation wherein key senior officials dominate the organisation – and too the civilian political appointee PCCs - (Plod & Crime Commissioners) are all Freemasons, white, predominantly male and Satan worshippers.
The National Plod Squad Council’s lead for ethics and integrity, Chief Constable (and Grand Master) Martin Smelly, told reporters “While we recognise there has been concern in the past viz serving officers being Freemasons and letting their criminal mates and neighbours off with a verbal warning for drug dealing or murder, it is clear that concern over real or perceived threats to impartiality have now ceased to exist – thanks to the content of external scrutiny reports submitted by that fine chap and fellow Masonic brother - Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary, Sir Aldous Figg-Newton."
The cult of Freemasonry: first off, it isn't free – like the IRA – once in – never out – and you're in debt with your immortal soul to the mystic misogynist Satanic cult - dressing up in robes n taking orders from higher degree ranking superior brethren until Hell freezes over.
A perfect example of the widespread socio-political-commercial graft and corruption is manifested in Broken Britain's Freemason-dominated old boy nepotism network Civil Service – infested with ex-pubic school suck n swallow faggots now evolved into nasty bastard sadistic sodomites with a fetish for kiddie fiddling – who rule the roost via the Three B's model: Bribery, Blackmail and Bludgeons.
And the 'models of moral rectitude' is simply propaganda deceit bullshit promoted by the elitist upper echelons of Masonry – the Satanic scumsters – worshippers of the Lord of Light – Lucifer – aka the Devil – pure evil incarnate.
And the common sinister Masonic-Satanist brotherhood thread runs through all the following – and a legion more. The Hampstead Satanic worship paedophile ring child sexual abuse scandal – Plod Squad dismissed as hoax – abused kids isolated, NLP programmed n silenced - no case to answer. Nottingham's Beechwood Care Home (read 'child sex brothel') - and the extra-judicial silencing – imprisonment of whistle-blowing child sex abuse victim, Melanie Shaw.
Scotland's scandalous Docherty vs McNonce – ref Viscount Knobhead's Cringemoregate Estate 'press gang' style sodomite sex pimping for disabled children case – complainant Docherty family harassed, threatened and hounded out of Scotland.
Aberdeen's (aka Paedo-opolis) now notorious Masonic Satanist child-strangling paedophile ring who target special needs and disabled children for their sexual abuse and ritual blood sacrifice tributes to a diabolical deity – and for any survivors it's justice denied – simply Google special needs sexual abuse victim Hollie Greig for a shocking tale of Crown Office and Plod Squad inaction and cover-ups.
Aberdeen's Ferryhill-based paedophile ring comprises a male membership of untouchable Scottish Rite and Speculative Society 'Magic Circle' Masons - including kiddie fiddling Sheriffs sat on the Granite City's court bench, dispensing soft touch justice to their convicted fellow Mason nonce ponce kiddie fiddlers – and a coven of Faustian broomstick merchants procuring likely Satanic tribute / sacrifice material from Scaberdeen's orphanages and special needs schools for transubstantiation into their diabolical sanguine eucharis.
And the sinister, sordid shadow of Freemasonry is behind it all – or is it?
Freemasonry, for centuries – nay, Millennia past – has been a secret society – and hence, in the public arena, limited in its scope.
Whereas it's offshoot brainchild - launched back in 1988 by the manky Masons charged with running Chatham House and the Tavistock Mind Control Institute – is right there in the public eye and capable of mischief unimagined.
Using the Orc-featured Julia Middleton as a front CEO, Common Purpose International (Ltd by guarantee) was established and registered under the guise of a charity (Reg #1056573) – actually an NLP brainwashing mind control 'adult education' programming project launched to meet (the originally scheduled) Agenda 21 requirements.
Potential Common Purpose subjects are pre-selected for training via a criteria of being susceptible to idealistic conversion. Are they in the right job to exercise influence? Do they posses key skills networking colleagues and friends? Do they have power, influence and the control of money? If candidates have these key attributes, then the Common Purpose Advisory Board recruits them for the course.
Common Purpose, as the (covert) public face of Freemasonry, represents a classical international example of nepotistic cronyism, closed contract bids, fraud and corruption – as it is network linked to all areas of society working against the public good for the capital control freak benefit of private enterprise.
Thoughts for the day. Common Purpose is a sinister Freemason / Neo-Con / New World Order organisation, and akin to its Masonic superior, thrives on a diet of high octane ponerology – though 'is not' to be confused with 'Common Porpoise' – a genuine do-good charity tending to the needs of distressed pelagic mammals.
Viz Freemasonry and Common Purpose: let us never forget that evil needs no reason – it just is.
Luke 8:17 – ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
Proverbs 26:26 – Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Broken Britain's Plod Squad Federation head honcho, Sergeant Stevie Shite, leader of the rank-and-file ''ello-ello-ello-wot-ave-we-ere' – taser-kitted 'Moron Brigade' confirmed during an interview with a gutter press hack from the Secret Handshake Gazette that he intends to step down as the organisation's chairman and hand over to his deputy, PC Andy Titties - blaming the move on a Freemason infestation of the entire national Plod Squad, whose old school tie / bumboy buddy system is thwarting not only our once-sceptred isle's iconic 'long reach of the law n justice for all' culture but also blocking reform - and too the career advancement / promotional progress of females of the species – plus covertly discriminating against Black, Asian and minority ethnic (Eskimos / cannibals / gender-identity-confused) peoples.
Sgt Shite, who is set to quit this week after three years as chairman of the Plod Squad Federation, related his concerns viz the wide-ranging influence of the Freemason cult not only on the national police force but too permeating every crook, cranny, orifice and pore of the entire socio-political-commercial framework of Broken Britain – and specifically both local authority and Worstminster's House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds officials – with a most scrutinising, critical eye cast on Shitehall's Civil Service – where Masonic membership (and an acquired taste for bum sex) are de rigueur requirements for career advancement – unless one wishes to man the pencil sharpening machine until retirement age.
Fearing to stick his neck out too far and end up on a Masonic hit list, Sgt Shite declined to 'name n shame' the key Plod Squad Federation figures known to be stick-in-the-mud anti-reformist Freemasons – a factor fortunately corrected on Solly Snitchstein's Grassers.com blog.
In 2014 Home Sickretary Terrible Terry Mayhem threatened to take over the complaint-inundated federation if it failed to get it proverbial shit together and reform, following a shitstorm string of corruption scandals and like criminal controversies – with a crew of firebrand critics fingering the federation as Freemason-dominated and running the organisation in secretive fashion to serve the interests of its silly handshake club members over the interests of non-Mason Plod Squad officers – and the common herd 'taxpaying' public.
And here we are faced with the essence of the Freemason code – to protect a Masonic brother at all costs – including criminal action to subvert the course of justice – a fact demonstrated with crystal clarity viz the shameful Shitehall and Worstminster government paedophile abuse ring coverups and exonerations of a dirty deviant kiddie fiddling / sodomite cabal which included the scumbag likes of Ted Health, Leon Brittan, Granville Janner, Cyril 'Porky' Smith - and arch-paedo-pimp (by Royal appointment) Jimmy Savile – all topping Solly Snitchstein's 100-page 'name n shame' shit list.
Welsh Plod Squad officers and judicial bench figures who belong to the secret society Masonic brethren have been – as per the Freemason credo to protect a 'brother' at all costs - accused of covering up the crimes and misdemeanours of fellow lodge members – even cases of bank robbery, rape, murder, pederasty and necrophilia – and of whose elitist number were allegedly prime evil bastard kiddie fiddling sodomites - specifically North Wales' 33rd degree Mason and top rank pig, Superintendent Gordon Anglesea – for his personal turd-burgling / sprog-strangling participation in the Bryn Estyn Bumboy Club scandal.
Typically, like all criminals and associated scumbags who stand fingered of criminal wrong-doing they test the evidence boundaries and hence deny this accusation, claiming to uphold values in keeping with public service and high-falutin' Christian morals.
Sir Dinsdale von Felcher, spokesman for Freemasonry's United Grand Lodge, opined to media hacks “For what sound reason might police officers be excluded from membership in the organisation – and why would there be a clash?"
"Freemasonry is open to all - the only requirement being to own a nice apron, and a brickie's trowel – and have faith in a supreme being – specifically the arch-angel Lucifer, the Lord of Light."
One of Sir Dinsdale's protégés, and fellow Scottish Rite Freemason, was Met Chief Inspector Reg McScrote, who went on to be chair of the federation and, after retirement from plodding, was appointed to the prestigious post of Chief Throat-Cutter at Edinburgh's United Grand Pederast Lodge.
Conversely, one previous Metropolitan Plod Squad Commissioner, the late Sir Ken Newman – himself a lifelong Townswomens' Guild member – recently manifested his ethereal form at a media-organised séance where he revealed he had opposed the presence of Masons in his Plod Squad – and banned the wearing of aprons while on duty.
"What these noncing Masonic twats do in their private lives is a matter for them – but their secret high-fiving handshakes and Chinese whispers culture did my fucking head in and became a sore thumb issue when it affected their work - and high crime gang prosecutions were going south cos the evidence – or witnesses – or both - had been compromised – the former ending up in a shredder and the latter found garrotted in a wheelie bin – all to protect their Masonic scally brothers."
Many female representatives have voiced concern with regard to the prevailing Masonic influence in the Federation - as one of the 'set in stone' statutes of the misogynist secret handshake club is that applicant candidates must bear their upper torso to prove they don't have boobs (flabby man tits allowed) – which obviously excludes women and female trans-gender wannabes high on oestrogen hormones – plus the fact that the cult favours Masonic brothers for promotion over more talented non-Mason officers.
The Plod Squad Federation is attempting to imposed a draft of 33 new regulations, aimed at ending the biased 'Masons First' situation wherein key senior officials dominate the organisation – and too the civilian political appointee PCCs - (Plod & Crime Commissioners) are all Freemasons, white, predominantly male and Satan worshippers.
The National Plod Squad Council’s lead for ethics and integrity, Chief Constable (and Grand Master) Martin Smelly, told reporters “While we recognise there has been concern in the past viz serving officers being Freemasons and letting their criminal mates and neighbours off with a verbal warning for drug dealing or murder, it is clear that concern over real or perceived threats to impartiality have now ceased to exist – thanks to the content of external scrutiny reports submitted by that fine chap and fellow Masonic brother - Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary, Sir Aldous Figg-Newton."
The cult of Freemasonry: first off, it isn't free – like the IRA – once in – never out – and you're in debt with your immortal soul to the mystic misogynist Satanic cult - dressing up in robes n taking orders from higher degree ranking superior brethren until Hell freezes over.
A perfect example of the widespread socio-political-commercial graft and corruption is manifested in Broken Britain's Freemason-dominated old boy nepotism network Civil Service – infested with ex-pubic school suck n swallow faggots now evolved into nasty bastard sadistic sodomites with a fetish for kiddie fiddling – who rule the roost via the Three B's model: Bribery, Blackmail and Bludgeons.
And the 'models of moral rectitude' is simply propaganda deceit bullshit promoted by the elitist upper echelons of Masonry – the Satanic scumsters – worshippers of the Lord of Light – Lucifer – aka the Devil – pure evil incarnate.
And the common sinister Masonic-Satanist brotherhood thread runs through all the following – and a legion more. The Hampstead Satanic worship paedophile ring child sexual abuse scandal – Plod Squad dismissed as hoax – abused kids isolated, NLP programmed n silenced - no case to answer. Nottingham's Beechwood Care Home (read 'child sex brothel') - and the extra-judicial silencing – imprisonment of whistle-blowing child sex abuse victim, Melanie Shaw.
Scotland's scandalous Docherty vs McNonce – ref Viscount Knobhead's Cringemoregate Estate 'press gang' style sodomite sex pimping for disabled children case – complainant Docherty family harassed, threatened and hounded out of Scotland.
Aberdeen's (aka Paedo-opolis) now notorious Masonic Satanist child-strangling paedophile ring who target special needs and disabled children for their sexual abuse and ritual blood sacrifice tributes to a diabolical deity – and for any survivors it's justice denied – simply Google special needs sexual abuse victim Hollie Greig for a shocking tale of Crown Office and Plod Squad inaction and cover-ups.
Aberdeen's Ferryhill-based paedophile ring comprises a male membership of untouchable Scottish Rite and Speculative Society 'Magic Circle' Masons - including kiddie fiddling Sheriffs sat on the Granite City's court bench, dispensing soft touch justice to their convicted fellow Mason nonce ponce kiddie fiddlers – and a coven of Faustian broomstick merchants procuring likely Satanic tribute / sacrifice material from Scaberdeen's orphanages and special needs schools for transubstantiation into their diabolical sanguine eucharis.
And the sinister, sordid shadow of Freemasonry is behind it all – or is it?
Freemasonry, for centuries – nay, Millennia past – has been a secret society – and hence, in the public arena, limited in its scope.
Whereas it's offshoot brainchild - launched back in 1988 by the manky Masons charged with running Chatham House and the Tavistock Mind Control Institute – is right there in the public eye and capable of mischief unimagined.
Using the Orc-featured Julia Middleton as a front CEO, Common Purpose International (Ltd by guarantee) was established and registered under the guise of a charity (Reg #1056573) – actually an NLP brainwashing mind control 'adult education' programming project launched to meet (the originally scheduled) Agenda 21 requirements.
Potential Common Purpose subjects are pre-selected for training via a criteria of being susceptible to idealistic conversion. Are they in the right job to exercise influence? Do they posses key skills networking colleagues and friends? Do they have power, influence and the control of money? If candidates have these key attributes, then the Common Purpose Advisory Board recruits them for the course.
Common Purpose, as the (covert) public face of Freemasonry, represents a classical international example of nepotistic cronyism, closed contract bids, fraud and corruption – as it is network linked to all areas of society working against the public good for the capital control freak benefit of private enterprise.
Thoughts for the day. Common Purpose is a sinister Freemason / Neo-Con / New World Order organisation, and akin to its Masonic superior, thrives on a diet of high octane ponerology – though 'is not' to be confused with 'Common Porpoise' – a genuine do-good charity tending to the needs of distressed pelagic mammals.
Viz Freemasonry and Common Purpose: let us never forget that evil needs no reason – it just is.
Luke 8:17 – ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
Proverbs 26:26 – Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Monday, 1 January 2018
In the Footsteps of Kermit the Frog?
Our 2018 New Year 'Spontaneous Uprising / Designer Revolutions' expose counter-culture edition delivers readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our cross-dressing deep mole media correspondent, Achzib O’chel Batachat, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a corner table at Mossad's Shlomo Matso Bakery & Kosher Kafe covert HQ in downtown Tehran for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
The gospel according to loose lips boastacious gossip from the Great Satan's Sec' of State, T. Rex Tillerson, confided to his blabbermouth transgender Thai massage 'girl' Fellattia McGamm, the Neo-Con Zionist infested White House are set to launch a repeat performance of Kermit 'Froggy' Roosevelt's 1953 CIA-funded Operation Ajax regime change plot – one pulled one off with dizzying, narcotic doses of caffeine-boosted black propaganda and mega-bucks bribes – to usurp the democratically-elected, oil resource-nationalising regime of President Mohammad Mossadegh and return autocratic power to the Crown Prince of Graft n Corruption, Shah Reza Pallaver, to rule in true and practiced despotic fashion from Persia's dynastic Peasoup Throne.
To wit, by the look of the smoke n mirrors socio-political shit taking off across suburban Iran – an externally-triggered national uprising straight out of the US-Israeli Neo-Con's 'Malice in Wonderland' playbook - there might just be a modicum of truth to the mass media news reports – and General Wesley Clark's whistle-blowing revelations - that a series nasty Deep State NeoCon black propaganda / false flag terror attack initiated wars of aggression were on the books – (favourable regime change in seven Islamic nation states over a five year period) – following Israel's 'stab in the back' false flag assaults on the continental United States on 9/11.
Well, while things are running a wee bit behind the 'five year' schedule – and not quite with the success rate predicted – there again, like the t-shirt says - shit happens.
Though we must admit, the black propaganda and agent provocateur instigated rabble-rousing protests have been hotting up recently – with US President Chump flooding the Twatter airwaves with damning posts directed at Iran's ruling hierarchy – and a Merry Christmas wishes tweet stating for the public record that 'oppressive regimes cannot endure forever'.
Oh yes, that was Donald Chimp's warning message aimed at Tehran's rock n roller Ayatollahs - that the world is watching – as Washington backs the black op's agitators' demands for a 'Western-friendly (read 'compliant') regime change.
What hypocrisy. Oppressive regimes indeed. The Orange Chump needs to look at the post 9/11 Patriot Act state of the good ole US of A. And what a pseudo-fascist, fast, cheap n out of control mess of pottage it has evolved into.
A panopticon surveillance martial law monster run by Homeland Insecurity and the crotch-groping TSA – not forgetting the armed to the fucking teeth Federal Emergency Military Administration (no, not the Federal Emergency Management Authority) - and then take an even longer look at their perennially-sponsored rogue racist ZioNazi state of Israel – the Mother of all Oppressive Regimes.
Mind you, Broken Britain's taxpayer-funded Zionist stooge BBC (Biased Broadcasting Corp) is as guilty of equal measures of criminal intent hypocrisy when they report on the alleged 'Iran protests' with the sub-header that the Tehran regime threaten to respond with an 'Iron Fist' if further unrest and protests continue.
Yet so typical of the Beeb, never any mention of the 'Iron Fist' crackdowns on Palestinian protesters by the racist Israeli regime's IDF pyscho thugs when the former stage a bit of a demo' over Donald Chump declaring that al Quds is rightfully the delinquent apartheid state's national capital.
But that's the mass media for you – alike politicians, the mainstream gutter press – and BBC especially - tend to abhor facts, unsurprisingly, as they have a bad habit of undermining the 'official line' arguments – and the credibility of a good story.
Que? WFT are the nasty ZioNazi Neo-Cons attempting now? When will these turkeys ever learn with their ill-fated socio-political / military aggression manipulation of foreign states and desired (Rothshite bankster / Israel-compliant) regime changes?
It would be a prudent move for the stooge / shill likes of James 'Mad Dawg' Mattis - an IQ-deficient Morlock - and HR McMaster – aka the NeoCon Kid – and their Deep State Military-Industrial-Bankster masters - to become cognisant of their limitations and not be – once again – impaled on their own skewed ambition – as per Syria (with the Russian counter-weight brought into play).
They never won fuck all with the 1950's Korean conflict nor Vietnam (Peace with Honour bullshit – their drugged-up apathetic asses kicked by slants n gooks – lol's) – and a slew more too numerous to mention.
Then we had Afghanistan via 9/11 false flag to grab the opium crops / Iraq via false flag weapons of mass distraction (= pack of lies). Gaddafi n Libya (oil again) by proxy Ayrab Spring stealth. Syria – another heap big flop. And back-stabbing the Palestinians since fuck knows when.
Now they wanna have a go at Iran? Some Neo-Con fucker and their dog have been reading too many Tom Clancy 'We Always Win' fantasy novels.
Forget all about stationary orbit hi-res' satellite precision targeting. The first obstacle to this planned Mid-East / Persian Gulf military campaign is the eventual land invasion terrain any invading infantry will have to cope with once the missile attacks and saturation bombing campaigns are done with.
And here we refer to the Iranian Islamic fatalist mindset and nihilistic resilience these gung-ho Yanks must overcome in street to street combat scenarios when they hit the Persian Gulf shorelines – or a joint mass invasion force of GI troops and ISIS mujahideen fighters come in over the Afghan border.
One pauses to ponder if the Pentagon think tank wankers have failed to contemplate the fact Russia, China, India – and New Year 2018's latest pick n mix 'enemy of the week' – the Islamic state of Pakistan – along with a host of others – are sick to the back teeth of US / Israeli / KSA neo-colonial / military aggression expansionist scams – with the former all part of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation – who simply ain't gonna see Iran go under – as they might just be next on the list for a spot of democratic regime change.
Following a covert meeting between US Vice-Pres' Mike Pence with Afghan President Ashraf Ghani and Chief Executive Abdullah bin Abdullah at the presidential palace in Kabul in mid-December - to okay the move - (for fuck's sake, they've got their hands full with the home-grown Taliban terror gang - now they've got ISIS too) - the good ole redneck US military and their private contractors have been air lifting hordes of unwashed ISIS Jolly Jihadist terrorists from Iraq and northern Syria to Afghanistan.
They have now assembled a 'ten thousand' headcount legion of the crazy twats – all holed up along the Western border with Iran – staged at the backwater shitholes of Ghorian and Khosan – from where ISIS infiltrating agitators kick started the protests last Thursday in north-eastern Mashad, Iran's second most-populous city (located on the Afghan border) and have since, by conspiratorial design, spread to Kermanshah, Rasht, Isfahan, Qom – and Tehran.
Hmmm, one ponders if this Arab Spring 'season of unrest' will work with the same rabid 'spontaneous' intensity on the non-Arab Iranian Farsi-speaking population as it did across the Islamic 'Arab' states of North Africa?
Yet the wicked West will try any dirty fucking trick to undermine Iranian military support for Syria's Assad and Yemen's Houthi rebels.
The ZioNazi-dominated Western mass media black propaganda machine has been burning the midnight oils for months, promoting a regime change narrative – employing unbridled hypocrisy to manifest a deep and desperate cry against an unjust and repressive clerical rule political system.
Do the Iranian common herd want a return to autocratic monarchical rule (and the accompanying Western style 'democracy) – or a religious red shift from the current Shi'ite version of Islam and adopt the Sunni n Cher brand - or the barbaric kingdom of Saudi Arabia's hardcore fundamental Wahhabist codswallop?
Regardless, revolution is in the air – and if that doesn't work, then according to Hiram T Pickledpigg III - spokesman for the Geneva-based Higgs-Boson Institute for Advanced Guessology – the Pentagon's Joint Chiefs Chairman, 5-star General Billy Bob Warmonger – is ready n waiting to put Alternative Two / Plan B into play - sustained military attacks and a land invasion by foreign infidel troops.
The mind boggles at the Zionist Deep State 'Evil Empire' / New World Order hierarchy's lack of common sense and logic – albeit, in all truth, these dog wankers are operating with the same degree of intellectual rigor as the Jews' self-promoting theory of racial and cultural superiority – with their blind-sided end game geo-political acquisition targets a recipe for eventual global stage disaster. An embryonic fuck up of Brogdingnagian proportions coming to the full term Apocalyptic stage of gestation.
The Yanks have a protracted and venal history of interfering in the socio-political affairs of other nations – like some malevolent nosy neighbour – since the collective land-grab genocides of the North American First Nations peoples - to the selective insanity days of William Walker - and on – to colonising the Philippines in 1898 - and the non-stop foreign wars of aggression that continue unabated to this present day.
All in the name of Manifest Destiny self interest - expedited under the guise of moral responsibility. Saving the natives from themselves – or their oppressors. Christianising. Bestowing the gift of Democracy. Bullshit.
It goes without saying that Iran and the clerical regime rulers have been enemy #1 for the United States and Israel since the Islamic Green Revolution and embassy hostage crisis of 1979.
The Yanks have never forgiven Khomeni's 1979 long overdue Islamic popular revolution that kicked out the Western ass-kissing despotic Pallaver regime – and saw the re-nationalisation of the oil industry – then regained strategic military control of the Persian Gulf's vital crude oil shipping sea lane Straits of Hormuz.
Though make no mistake, and regardless of shit advice from Flatbrokes – Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies - never back a horse that can't do the distance.
Regardless of Daesh terrorist incursions, bombardments of Israeli bunker busters, tactical nukes, HAARP-initiated devastating earthquakes or US orbital space platform launched weapons – kinetic energy inert tungsten projectiles (as per the venal US / Pentagon's not-so-secret Rod of God 'stealth attack' (sic) August 12th 2015 - on the Middle Kingdom's Tianjin port) – and all besides – General Sardar Bagheri's Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution are ready n waiting for any fucking thing that the Great Satan and Zionist Israel and can throw at them – with Maj Gen Qasem Soleimani – commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps elite Quds Force based in Lebanon and Syria – tasked with 'extraterritorial military and clandestine operations' – primed, locked n loaded to launch Iran's 'foreign shores counter-attack responses – which will prove to be a 'What the Fuck was That?' sharp shock 'Ka-fucking-Boom!' sub-nuclear surprise for Tel Aviv and Washington.
Thought for the day. Donald Trumpsky tweets that "the world is watching" how Iranian authorities respond to Western agents provocateur-agitated anti-government protests that have broken out in several cities.
President Chump should bear in mind that the eyes of a critical world are 'watching' the Great Satan – a shithole of graft and corruption become since 1776 - where the Deep State NeoCon Mil-Ind-Bankster Kosher Nostra rule – and not only is a war on civil liberties being waged but 'Black Lives' no longer matter.
Stop press / drop the dead donkey: MSM shit-stirring rumours propagated by the BBC are to be ignored – for the throngs of insult-hurling protesters on the streets of Tehran today 'were not' calling – in Farsi - for the release and repatriation of Iranian-born British housewife, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe – nor were they clamouring that the UK's class act bungling Foreign Secretary - and Nasty Party Prime Minister-in-waiting - Bonkers Boris Nonsense, should have his head shaved, be castrated, stoned, then set on fire - and his charred carcass hung off Tower Bridge for birds to peck at.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration. While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, Neo-Con nonces, Pentagon ponces, perjurious Shite House Trumpists, psycho Mossad Kidon stranglers, money-laundering Rothshite banksters, corruption-ridden porcine media pundits and pigshit thick Plod Squad grunters might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Palestinian sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The gospel according to loose lips boastacious gossip from the Great Satan's Sec' of State, T. Rex Tillerson, confided to his blabbermouth transgender Thai massage 'girl' Fellattia McGamm, the Neo-Con Zionist infested White House are set to launch a repeat performance of Kermit 'Froggy' Roosevelt's 1953 CIA-funded Operation Ajax regime change plot – one pulled one off with dizzying, narcotic doses of caffeine-boosted black propaganda and mega-bucks bribes – to usurp the democratically-elected, oil resource-nationalising regime of President Mohammad Mossadegh and return autocratic power to the Crown Prince of Graft n Corruption, Shah Reza Pallaver, to rule in true and practiced despotic fashion from Persia's dynastic Peasoup Throne.
To wit, by the look of the smoke n mirrors socio-political shit taking off across suburban Iran – an externally-triggered national uprising straight out of the US-Israeli Neo-Con's 'Malice in Wonderland' playbook - there might just be a modicum of truth to the mass media news reports – and General Wesley Clark's whistle-blowing revelations - that a series nasty Deep State NeoCon black propaganda / false flag terror attack initiated wars of aggression were on the books – (favourable regime change in seven Islamic nation states over a five year period) – following Israel's 'stab in the back' false flag assaults on the continental United States on 9/11.
Well, while things are running a wee bit behind the 'five year' schedule – and not quite with the success rate predicted – there again, like the t-shirt says - shit happens.
Though we must admit, the black propaganda and agent provocateur instigated rabble-rousing protests have been hotting up recently – with US President Chump flooding the Twatter airwaves with damning posts directed at Iran's ruling hierarchy – and a Merry Christmas wishes tweet stating for the public record that 'oppressive regimes cannot endure forever'.
Oh yes, that was Donald Chimp's warning message aimed at Tehran's rock n roller Ayatollahs - that the world is watching – as Washington backs the black op's agitators' demands for a 'Western-friendly (read 'compliant') regime change.
What hypocrisy. Oppressive regimes indeed. The Orange Chump needs to look at the post 9/11 Patriot Act state of the good ole US of A. And what a pseudo-fascist, fast, cheap n out of control mess of pottage it has evolved into.
A panopticon surveillance martial law monster run by Homeland Insecurity and the crotch-groping TSA – not forgetting the armed to the fucking teeth Federal Emergency Military Administration (no, not the Federal Emergency Management Authority) - and then take an even longer look at their perennially-sponsored rogue racist ZioNazi state of Israel – the Mother of all Oppressive Regimes.
Mind you, Broken Britain's taxpayer-funded Zionist stooge BBC (Biased Broadcasting Corp) is as guilty of equal measures of criminal intent hypocrisy when they report on the alleged 'Iran protests' with the sub-header that the Tehran regime threaten to respond with an 'Iron Fist' if further unrest and protests continue.
Yet so typical of the Beeb, never any mention of the 'Iron Fist' crackdowns on Palestinian protesters by the racist Israeli regime's IDF pyscho thugs when the former stage a bit of a demo' over Donald Chump declaring that al Quds is rightfully the delinquent apartheid state's national capital.
But that's the mass media for you – alike politicians, the mainstream gutter press – and BBC especially - tend to abhor facts, unsurprisingly, as they have a bad habit of undermining the 'official line' arguments – and the credibility of a good story.
Que? WFT are the nasty ZioNazi Neo-Cons attempting now? When will these turkeys ever learn with their ill-fated socio-political / military aggression manipulation of foreign states and desired (Rothshite bankster / Israel-compliant) regime changes?
It would be a prudent move for the stooge / shill likes of James 'Mad Dawg' Mattis - an IQ-deficient Morlock - and HR McMaster – aka the NeoCon Kid – and their Deep State Military-Industrial-Bankster masters - to become cognisant of their limitations and not be – once again – impaled on their own skewed ambition – as per Syria (with the Russian counter-weight brought into play).
They never won fuck all with the 1950's Korean conflict nor Vietnam (Peace with Honour bullshit – their drugged-up apathetic asses kicked by slants n gooks – lol's) – and a slew more too numerous to mention.
Then we had Afghanistan via 9/11 false flag to grab the opium crops / Iraq via false flag weapons of mass distraction (= pack of lies). Gaddafi n Libya (oil again) by proxy Ayrab Spring stealth. Syria – another heap big flop. And back-stabbing the Palestinians since fuck knows when.
Now they wanna have a go at Iran? Some Neo-Con fucker and their dog have been reading too many Tom Clancy 'We Always Win' fantasy novels.
Forget all about stationary orbit hi-res' satellite precision targeting. The first obstacle to this planned Mid-East / Persian Gulf military campaign is the eventual land invasion terrain any invading infantry will have to cope with once the missile attacks and saturation bombing campaigns are done with.
And here we refer to the Iranian Islamic fatalist mindset and nihilistic resilience these gung-ho Yanks must overcome in street to street combat scenarios when they hit the Persian Gulf shorelines – or a joint mass invasion force of GI troops and ISIS mujahideen fighters come in over the Afghan border.
One pauses to ponder if the Pentagon think tank wankers have failed to contemplate the fact Russia, China, India – and New Year 2018's latest pick n mix 'enemy of the week' – the Islamic state of Pakistan – along with a host of others – are sick to the back teeth of US / Israeli / KSA neo-colonial / military aggression expansionist scams – with the former all part of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation – who simply ain't gonna see Iran go under – as they might just be next on the list for a spot of democratic regime change.
Following a covert meeting between US Vice-Pres' Mike Pence with Afghan President Ashraf Ghani and Chief Executive Abdullah bin Abdullah at the presidential palace in Kabul in mid-December - to okay the move - (for fuck's sake, they've got their hands full with the home-grown Taliban terror gang - now they've got ISIS too) - the good ole redneck US military and their private contractors have been air lifting hordes of unwashed ISIS Jolly Jihadist terrorists from Iraq and northern Syria to Afghanistan.
They have now assembled a 'ten thousand' headcount legion of the crazy twats – all holed up along the Western border with Iran – staged at the backwater shitholes of Ghorian and Khosan – from where ISIS infiltrating agitators kick started the protests last Thursday in north-eastern Mashad, Iran's second most-populous city (located on the Afghan border) and have since, by conspiratorial design, spread to Kermanshah, Rasht, Isfahan, Qom – and Tehran.
Hmmm, one ponders if this Arab Spring 'season of unrest' will work with the same rabid 'spontaneous' intensity on the non-Arab Iranian Farsi-speaking population as it did across the Islamic 'Arab' states of North Africa?
Yet the wicked West will try any dirty fucking trick to undermine Iranian military support for Syria's Assad and Yemen's Houthi rebels.
The ZioNazi-dominated Western mass media black propaganda machine has been burning the midnight oils for months, promoting a regime change narrative – employing unbridled hypocrisy to manifest a deep and desperate cry against an unjust and repressive clerical rule political system.
Do the Iranian common herd want a return to autocratic monarchical rule (and the accompanying Western style 'democracy) – or a religious red shift from the current Shi'ite version of Islam and adopt the Sunni n Cher brand - or the barbaric kingdom of Saudi Arabia's hardcore fundamental Wahhabist codswallop?
Regardless, revolution is in the air – and if that doesn't work, then according to Hiram T Pickledpigg III - spokesman for the Geneva-based Higgs-Boson Institute for Advanced Guessology – the Pentagon's Joint Chiefs Chairman, 5-star General Billy Bob Warmonger – is ready n waiting to put Alternative Two / Plan B into play - sustained military attacks and a land invasion by foreign infidel troops.
The mind boggles at the Zionist Deep State 'Evil Empire' / New World Order hierarchy's lack of common sense and logic – albeit, in all truth, these dog wankers are operating with the same degree of intellectual rigor as the Jews' self-promoting theory of racial and cultural superiority – with their blind-sided end game geo-political acquisition targets a recipe for eventual global stage disaster. An embryonic fuck up of Brogdingnagian proportions coming to the full term Apocalyptic stage of gestation.
The Yanks have a protracted and venal history of interfering in the socio-political affairs of other nations – like some malevolent nosy neighbour – since the collective land-grab genocides of the North American First Nations peoples - to the selective insanity days of William Walker - and on – to colonising the Philippines in 1898 - and the non-stop foreign wars of aggression that continue unabated to this present day.
All in the name of Manifest Destiny self interest - expedited under the guise of moral responsibility. Saving the natives from themselves – or their oppressors. Christianising. Bestowing the gift of Democracy. Bullshit.
It goes without saying that Iran and the clerical regime rulers have been enemy #1 for the United States and Israel since the Islamic Green Revolution and embassy hostage crisis of 1979.
The Yanks have never forgiven Khomeni's 1979 long overdue Islamic popular revolution that kicked out the Western ass-kissing despotic Pallaver regime – and saw the re-nationalisation of the oil industry – then regained strategic military control of the Persian Gulf's vital crude oil shipping sea lane Straits of Hormuz.
Though make no mistake, and regardless of shit advice from Flatbrokes – Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies - never back a horse that can't do the distance.
Regardless of Daesh terrorist incursions, bombardments of Israeli bunker busters, tactical nukes, HAARP-initiated devastating earthquakes or US orbital space platform launched weapons – kinetic energy inert tungsten projectiles (as per the venal US / Pentagon's not-so-secret Rod of God 'stealth attack' (sic) August 12th 2015 - on the Middle Kingdom's Tianjin port) – and all besides – General Sardar Bagheri's Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution are ready n waiting for any fucking thing that the Great Satan and Zionist Israel and can throw at them – with Maj Gen Qasem Soleimani – commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps elite Quds Force based in Lebanon and Syria – tasked with 'extraterritorial military and clandestine operations' – primed, locked n loaded to launch Iran's 'foreign shores counter-attack responses – which will prove to be a 'What the Fuck was That?' sharp shock 'Ka-fucking-Boom!' sub-nuclear surprise for Tel Aviv and Washington.
Thought for the day. Donald Trumpsky tweets that "the world is watching" how Iranian authorities respond to Western agents provocateur-agitated anti-government protests that have broken out in several cities.
President Chump should bear in mind that the eyes of a critical world are 'watching' the Great Satan – a shithole of graft and corruption become since 1776 - where the Deep State NeoCon Mil-Ind-Bankster Kosher Nostra rule – and not only is a war on civil liberties being waged but 'Black Lives' no longer matter.
Stop press / drop the dead donkey: MSM shit-stirring rumours propagated by the BBC are to be ignored – for the throngs of insult-hurling protesters on the streets of Tehran today 'were not' calling – in Farsi - for the release and repatriation of Iranian-born British housewife, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe – nor were they clamouring that the UK's class act bungling Foreign Secretary - and Nasty Party Prime Minister-in-waiting - Bonkers Boris Nonsense, should have his head shaved, be castrated, stoned, then set on fire - and his charred carcass hung off Tower Bridge for birds to peck at.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration. While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, Neo-Con nonces, Pentagon ponces, perjurious Shite House Trumpists, psycho Mossad Kidon stranglers, money-laundering Rothshite banksters, corruption-ridden porcine media pundits and pigshit thick Plod Squad grunters might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Palestinian sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
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