Rwanda Strikes Back

Yep, the banner headline says it all. Well, at least it cops the essence of Rwanda’s injured sensibilities viz political opponents to the half-arsed (failed?) and legally-opposed Tory plan to deport Channel-hopping illegal immigrants from Broken Britain to the notorious African nation state, referring to it as Genocide Central – simply due the fact that back in the mists of history (er – 1994) the Hutu and Tutsi tribes got into a wee bit of a civil warfare type machete-waving disagreement – with some 800,000 Tutsis being massacred – along with 10,000-plus of the minority Twa pygmy tribes-folk butchered too - just for good measure.

Hmmm, and who can blame Kigali’s ruling politicos, and President Paul Kagame, for their furious response to the  UK Supreme Court's derogatory swipe at their country – (“We take our humanitarian responsibilities seriously”) – for labelling it ‘Genocide Central’ – regardless of the fact the shit fer brains Tory gang have paid Kagame’s government an estimated £140 million nicker - up front – (in tax-payer funds / for what exactly?) - to prepare the groundwork for Rwanda to accept the legions of deported rubber boat migrants – with none ever arriving there to date.

Really, who the fuck is in charge of tinkering with this Tory Party circus – Wallace and Gromet? Wile E. Coyote?

For a fact the so-recently-fired Home Secretary, Spewella Braveheart, was right – and Fishy Sunak was - is – and remains - wrong – with a large capital W – due his sacking ‘the woman’ (sic – pronouns unknown) - over a breach of that unwritten political decree - telling the Truth viz this ‘stop the boats’ / Rwanda deportation ‘circus without a tent’ – especially to the ears of the exaggeration-inclined mass media – and broadcast to the greater arena of the unwashed proletariat.

Fer Christ’s sake, we’re living on a limited space island – Pax Britannica - not the entire spread of continental Europe - and stuck for breathing space ourselves.  

45,755 rag-arsed, asylum-imposter illegals came ashore in 2022 – and that’s just the ones who were caught. In October 2023, the head count was 23,375, so far.

Okay, Braverman might be out of a cabinet job, but the feisty bitch is kicking up a storm of back bench dissent.

In a blistering letter to PM Sunak, she states he has repeatedly failed on key policies and broken pledges to her, regarding immigration.

Oh well, so much for Fishy’s recent Tory cabinet re-shuffle psychodrama. But shuffling that collection of political irrelevancies is on a par with stirring a septic tank and expecting the shit to smell sweeter.

To wit, this entire boat people / asylum seeker brouhaha has turned into a pantomime. The Channel-crossing hordes of illegal immigrants are departing safe destination France – to reach Food Bank Britain.

Why? Cos Britain’s an easier soft touch for welfare beggars and kowtows to ECHR laws and regulations – even though we are no longer part n parcel of that nest of Brussels / EUSSR graft and corruption-ridden fascist dictatorship - so Brussels – and  Strasbourg - can go kiss our Anglo-Saxon arses.

Fishy Sunak’s government asylum retrenchment plan to deport migrants to Rwanda – apart from being totally bizarre and flying in the face of common sense and logic – has now, finally, been ruled unlawful by the Supreme Court.

Ergo, why Rwanda in the first place? Why not Tierra del Fuego – or get NASA to drop them off on the Moon?

How about this one -  have the Border Patrol dump them back on the French beach from whence they set off?

Even more appropriate – back to their country of origin – if it is a safe haven, and not quite the torture n butchery ‘Genocide Central’ – that Rwanda was in 1994.

(Reviewing past events, Rwanda’s not a safe third country for asylum seeking refugees – nor is it exactly a safe place for Rwandans, come to that).

Why on earth don't we revert to our once tried n tested practice – as the Dutch continue to do - and actually process people here promptly - and if they're genuine and legal, grant them asylum. If they're not genuine cases nor legal, ship them back. As opposed to this farcical, this ludicrous, headline-grabbing nonsense viz ‘we're going to deport you to Rwanda’.”

Rwanda, indeed? Why not simply dispatch them back, post haste, to their point of origin – France / beaches of Normandy – or better still, place of birth – and if they refuse to turn their overloaded rubber boats around and head back the way they came – simply warn them –“if you set foot ashore here, we’ll deport you to Rwanda – in Cannibal Land.”

Fer fuck’s sake, forget the bleeding hearts / Woke joke ‘poor asylum seeker’ claptrap. If they’re intentionally attempting to sneak into a foreign country, and landing on a British beach, sans valid visa, then they’re illegals – hence committing a criminal act – hence subject to arrest, detention, and automatic deportation. Case closed.

Yet what we have is: oh, hang on, as a half-inflated rubber duck, with six Albanian teenage scallies hanging off it, has just made landfall at Beachy Head, with the Border Patrol handing out beakers of Costa coffee and bacon butties, and pre-paid cellphones, so they can call home and say ‘Insha’Allah, we’ve landed safely’.

23,375 to date? Better make it 23,381 - and refoulement issues be buggered, thanks to human rights whingers.

Really, WTF is all this humanitarian and injustice brouhaha about? We have hordes, legions, in fact, of visa-deficient, undocumented foreign scallies coming ashore on the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred isle of Albion, - whose only hands-out words of English are ‘Welfare’, ‘Cellphone’, and ‘Airbnb’ - and are mandated to put them up in hotels – in accordance with some half-arsed EUSSR court of human rights and wrongs ruling that we can’t simply sink them as they float into British sector waters (and self-stab their own rubber boat pontoons) – as per previous invaders, such as the Spanish Armada.

Then we get all this human rights and wrongs brouhaha viz granting them refugee status – single blokes of military age – or processing their ‘applications’ (sic) and granting them a National Insurance number, free housing, and weekly social security handouts – or fly them off to Rwanda. Yep, Rwanda – who the fuck thought that one up?

One shakes the proverbial head and wonders, specially so when the simple solution is, as the Border Patrol boats pick them up (rescue) when they reach British waters – or land on a British beach – is to load them back onto the Border Patrol boats – at gunpoint if so required, then go drop them off on the very same French beach they departed from.

Ergo, return to sender.

Next we have the Archbishop of Cunterbury spouting off to gutter press hacks that he hopes the government will "reflect and reconsider its approach" to its asylum policy, following the High Court’s condemnation of the piss-pot ‘Rwanda solution’.

The Most Reverend Justin Wobbly - senior bishop of the Church of England – is of a personal mind that the court ruling "leaves our response to desperate people fleeing conflict and persecution in a state of limbo".

Fleeing what, exactly? The safe haven shores of la belle Francaise? Yeah, for soft touch Broken Britain – aka Fishy Sunak’s Handouts Happy Home.

Meanwhile, Broken Britain’s ‘current’ Labour Party political leader, ‘Sir Keir’ Stammerer, this week revisited, for the benefit of salivating news hacks, his all-new / latest n greatest brownie points winning plan to tackle illegal migration - which is expected involve a cross-border approach to dealing with nasty, foreign crime gangs – by seeking an EUSSR-wide returns agreement with Brussels for asylum grifters who arrive in Food Bank Britain – when Sir Keir and his Labour government are running the show – (should by some unlikely fluke Labour win a 2024 general election) - agreeing to accept a quota of legal migrants from Europe each year.

Bollocks, we say. Apprehend them as they land and set foot on Blighty’s sacred shores – then, as undocumented, illegal immigrants – the majority of which are not of European origins - stick them in an actual immigration holding facility and ship the fuckers back from whence they came – faster than shit through a proverbial goose – and fuck the EUSSR’s Brussels autocrats, and the ECHR – we are no longer part of that European clusterfuck club.

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