Monday 13 November 2023

Knives Out: Tory Cabinet Massacre

OMG! – and WTF? – all in one sentence. Food Bank Britain - formerly Broken Britain - now falls in the category of a failed state Banana Republic – that has to import its bananas.

We start off this post- Armistice Day with the Tory Nasty party’s head honcho, Fishy Sunak, staging a surprise cabinet office re-shuffle – which has morphed into more of a St Valentine’s Day massacre.

In the eyes of those astute individuals naturally bestowed with a gift of honed political cognisance, the Tory Nasty Party leadershit has gone bonkers – firing Spewella Braveheart for displaying the brazen hubris to express an unpopular Truth – specifically stating the way it is – by not only dissing the despised mass media and their tofu-gobbling Wokerati readershit– but so too the Government’s official line of denial, with regard to the kowtowing, knee-bending, Woke joke national Plod Squad playing left-wing / right wing favouritism – and being a corrupt bunch of opinionated and biased onanists – for picking their personal favourites viz the socio-political protest circuit’s anarchy front liners – the Just Stop Traffic gang - or the pro-Palestine ‘peace’ (sic) activists.

And that, folks – is the national heart-felt, low esteem, opinion of our Woke joke Plod Squad.

Bravo, Sir Robert Peel must be turning in his grave.

Meanwhile, to perhaps seal Spewella’s fate with an ‘Et tu, Brutus?’ dagger in the lower rib cage, the short, dumpy, and wholly irrelevant, Tory party ex-chairperson and life peer, Baroness Seedy Warthog, informed gutter press hacks that, in her unqualified and biased opinion, Home Secretary Spewella Braveheart had lit the touch paper and ignited community tensions with her remarks viz the Armistice Day culture clash between genuine veterans, pro-Palestinian peace marchers, anti-oil activists, and the Met Plod Squad.

Then, to add further insult to injury, Fishy Sunak pulled a lateral promotion gear shift, and shoved Jimbo Not-So-Clever behind Spewella’s Home Suckretary desk – and a politically unemployed, non-Parliamentarian, Posh Dave Scameron – just bestowed with an Baronetcy peerage so he can set his bony arse down – with constitutional legality - into Mr Clever Clog’s Foreign Office chair - as Lord Dave.

Scameron, really? Oh my, what a poor choice – considering all the venal political baggage he comes with – a Tory equivalent of New Labour’s ‘Dark Side’ Iraq war crimes leader, Tony Bliar - for the so-recently entitled 'Lord' Posh Dave too comes dragging a trail of controversial and corrupt baggage attached to the tails of his morning coat.

Yep, Lord Scameron, the bloke who gave a thumbs-up for the Brexit referendum (convinced it would be a NO vote); or his questionable involvement with the Greensill Crapital lobbying / financial scandal - or the more at scent than substance stooge act for some ‘Golden Era’ trade relationship with the Middle Kingdom (People’s Utopia of China) - or his okaying of invasive military action against Libya – which turned it into the Third World failed state mess it is today – and, more so, if he is to sit in behind the Foreign Sec’s desk, his career record as an arse-kissing apologist and Zionist stooge for the rogue state of Israel should bar him from any such foreign policy appointment.

In hindsight it shall be reckoned a tragic oversight that this cabinet re-shuffle wasn’t kick started with Fishy Sunak being hoofed out of the door of Number 10, followed by that smirking, smarmy twat, Jeremy Hunt; along with a stream of other equally useless – and totally irrelevant - dog wankers.

The new Job Centre Plus list so far.

The dumpy Therese Coffey, Minister for Fly Tipping, has got the boot, and will henceforth be part-time Minister for Tom Cat Affairs.

Schools Minister Nick Gibb, and the piranha-jawed Housing Minister, Rachel Maclean (the sixth in three years?) – are both out on their proverbial arses – with the ginger-mingin Lee Rowley taking over the housing ministry – the 16th to do so since the Tory gang entered government in 2010 – and still we have scores of homeless bods rough-sleeping – due the fact the Tories have all vacant houses, hostels and hotels crammed full of illegal Channel-crossing foreign scroungers.

Health Minister Steve Barclay also goes, along with spare Health Minister, Neil O’Brien – and the back-up Health Minister, Will Quince – which sort of makes sense, as Britain obviously doesn’t need ‘three’ health ministers - and Barclay, now taking up the vacant post of Minister for Landfills – while Victoria ‘Witchipoo’ Atkins will single-handedly assume responsibility for all three Health Minister roles - but with Andrea Leadweight acting as the Health Minister’s Little Helper.

Gone too is Transport Minister Jesse Norman, and Paymaster General, Jeremy Quin, while ex-Party Chair, Greg Hands, takes on the Ministry for Gloves.

Fresh appointments and shufflings include: Claire Coutinho – Minister for Zero; Robert Jenrick, Minister for Illegal Immigrant Welcoming Parties; Alister Jack, Secretary of State for Kilt & Bagpipe Affairs; Lord Nick True, Minister for Porky Pies; Penny Morbid, Leader of the Conmans; and ‘Slimy Simon’ Hart, Minister for Whippings & Flagellation.  

To wit, a warning to the wise, for these new hire and re-shuffled cabinet office bodies: observe and mark well Spewella’s downfall – and keep your gobs shut – for in her delusional arrogance, she failed to engage brain before opening mouth, and talking a crock of shite – and worse still, publicly stating a steady stream controversial remarks and unpalatable Truths – specifically dissing the Met Plod Squad - plus her demented claim that being homeless was a lifestyle choice - a statement wholly contradicted by the cold and wet homeless communities of Broken Britain.

As to the gutter press news pundits, what a joke. While berating Spewella Braveheart’s ‘menopausal madness’ choice of words to describe the Met Plod Squad as a bunch of tendentious bigots, the broken Beeb’s venomous Laura Kuntssberg passed an arrogant, and unqualified, anti-Spewella opinion that: "... I think words do matter, and it does matter very much who sits around the Cabinet Office table.”

Yeah, so true. The Abrahams ££££ donations, and ‘Cash for Honours’ / ‘Pound a Peerage’ / ‘Cash for Influence’ scandals – and the illegal military invasion of Iraq come immediately to mind.

All the above occurred on the New Labour government ‘cabinet office’ watch of the honest and upright likes of Lord Peter Scandalson – (aka Vermin in Ermine), Slime Minister Tony Bliar, Jack Straw, and last resort PM, Gordon ‘Incapability’ Broon – along with a host of Labour’s equally corrupt and incompetent others.

Ergo, rock on the next general election – and we view that spectacle with ominous foreboding, as the only likely opposition is the Keir Stammerer-led New Labour Party – and on a par with the Tory gang – as much use as tits on a bull – when it comes to managing and governing the socio-economic-political interests of Britain, and the welfare of our population.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/remembrance-day-protests-suella-braverman

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