Lib-Dum Swinson – Broken Britain's Saviour?

In a speech at the party's election campaign launch today, the Librarian-Dummercrap leader, this vainglorious 'goody-two-shoes' pretender, Jumpin' Jo Swinson, stated for the public record that 'We are the only party that will stop Brexit' – and allowed her runaway ego to vomit forth a stream of additional unqualified arrogance when further boasting she – who has never been tasked with anything more complex than avoiding peanuts - could do 'a better job' than either the Nasty Party's Bonkers Boris de Piffle bin Attaturk Johnson - or Labour's chief Semite-basher, Jeremy Corbyn - as the House of Conmans crime minister.

Hmmm, but guess WTF the Desperate Dan-chinned Swinson doesn't want voters to remember and reflect upon?

Duplicity Jo', friend of the Earth and staunch enemy of all things carbon-related, has made nary a public mention of accepting a £14,000 quid donation from fracking licence holder Warwick Energy - made in a personal capacity to the Swinson constituency office.

Further to that ignominy, Hansard, the official Parliamentary record, shows this sticky-fingered, know-alling Glaswegian gorgon - who defended the abuse of taxpayer-funded Parliamentary expenses to pay for dozens of her personal everyday cosmetic and toiletry items – held up her venal Lib-Dum paws in support of the following:

She voted to triple Student tuition fees.
She voted for Privatisation in the NHS.
She voted to cap Welfare for the unemployed
She voted to CUT payments for the terminally ill.
She voted to cut the education budget
She voted for the Bedroom tax.
She voted to remove Legal Aid.
She voted for tax cuts for Millionaires.

Ergo, viz her climate change hysteria she wins the Hypocrisy Max award - for taking 77 flights to and from her East Dunfartonshire constituency to London in just 18 months - and now has the brass necked hubris to threaten imposing a frequent flier tax if she ever (some chance) gets a foot inside 10 Downing St.

And to cap it all this Brussels shill intends to ignore the 17:4 million democratic majority vote of We, the People, and overturn the Brexit referendum result – and have Broken Britain remain under the EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy's jackboot.

To wit, are the treacherous Swinson beast and her treasonous Lib-Dum cronies on the side of our once-sceptred isle's voting (and taxpaying) public - or the self-declared 'Democracy Denied' enemies of the common herd?
Considering the above 'track record' evidence they are friends to none but themselves and cannot be trusted - Q.E.D.

Hmmm, where is Guy Fawkes when you need him most?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50297164

Labour Pledges Zero Carbon Homes

Yep, Labour's 'more at scent than substance' banner headline promise says it all - Corbyn's shilling for the Extinction Rebellion vote.

Now we have the shit-for-brains Labour Party hierarchy and Corbyn's Trotskyite clique jumping on the XR climate change congregation's bandwagon for purposes of 'Let's Beat Boris' electioneering grandstanding with the moronic pledge to make all new build homes in Broken Britain zero carbon 'efficient' (sic) in three years.

Really – a zero carbon world – which is what these intellectually challenged -  (read 'delusional fuckwits') Extinction Rebellion jack-off protesters - such  as uber spoiled brat Greta 'It's All About Me' Thunberg – with this skewed XR pseudo-science black propaganda and imposing their personal fascist ego-trip brand of socio-economic immiseration on commuters and the population in general) are aiming for – would, first of all, be the harbinger of death for all plant / tree life – and secondly, the death of all mammalian life.

The afore-mentioned catastrophe would be followed by a Sixth Great Extinction Level Event as every fucking thing that walks, flies, crawls or swims on the planet go the way of the Dodo – and all thanks to the cretins who are trying to save the Earth from this mythical anthropogenic global warming / climate change fantasy – and simply cannot grasp the fact that to the entire plant / tree sub-division of Linnean taxonomy, carbon is the essence of Life – and as they inhale Carbon Dioxide, they exhale our essence of Life – Oxygen.

ISIS Leader Baghdadi Killed Again

US President Donald Chump today kick started a super-Tweet-a-Thon with his 'major statement' posts that US special forces troops operating illegally inside the sovereign state of Syria have once again killed the 'Most Wanted' ISIS top dog terrorist leader: His Regal Ruthlessness, Caliph Abu Bakr al Baghdadi - (real name Slimy Simon Elliot / Israeli Mossad agent provocateur) – at his top secret Jolly Jihad hideaway in Idlib province.

To date, this is the twenty-third time al Baghdadi – the Islamic State's invisible caliphate leader (al-Shabah / The Ghost) - has been reported killed by US troops.

No shit, this guy should be renamed Mohammed al Moggy as he's more lives than a flucking cat.

Lib-Dum Turncoat MP Smith to Challenge Brady Tory Seat

Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering counter-culture Enhanced Bullshit’ exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% elitist oligarchy – cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement - who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

http://altrincham.today/2019/10/14/news/former-labour-mp-stand-liberal-democrats-sir-graham-brady-next-general-election/ 

Lib-Dum Turncoat MP Smith to Challenge Brady Altrincham Tory Seat

Remainiac Lib-Dum MP Angela 'Piranha Teeth' Smith Covets Brexit Holdfast Altrincham Constituency.

Turncoat self-interest wanabee Remainiac Lib-Dum Angela 'Four Beds' Smith has deluded herself into running as a candidate for the Altrincham n Sale slot in the next Parliamentary elections - and be our representative in the Lower House of Conmans.

Some chance of Smith – (a frog who dreams of becoming a toad) - beating Brexiteer Brady - a sound and proven 'personal touch' MP (Nasty Party Tory besides) – and with a positive brownie points track record to prove it.

Unlike this bottle blonde Librarian-Dummercrap turncoatster Smith - a scandalous nepotistic expenses fiddler - who has the brass necked hubris to toss two fingers at the Democratic majority opinion of 14:2 million Brexit voters 'cos she knows better' - and prefers to kiss the vile derrière of the unelected Brussels EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy.

WTF is that Desperate Dan-chinned slapper Jo Swinson thinking of – first defying the 2016 referendum ballot box will of We, the People, and waving a very ill-thought Stop Brexit party manifesto to win the hearts and minds of  - who exactly – her fellow Remoaners? – and now fielding this post-menopausal, sticky-fingered political vermin as the candidate to challenge – and oust – Sir Graham Brady?

Addendum: Lib-Dum Delusions: the Gospel According to Brophy.

Lib-Dums Crave Pro-Tory Altrincham & Sale Constituency

“Labour and the Conservatives have consistently let us down on Brexit. Only the Librarian Dummercrats are insanely committed to stopping Brexit via the route of political seppuku - by ignoring the majority Democratic will of 17:4 Brexit voters”

Lib-Dum MEP for the North West, Jane Brophy, added: “Angela Smith is resilient, dedicated, passionately pro-European and I can’t wait to help get her and husband Stevie elected as the newest Lib-Dum kleptocrat MP team for the North West.”            

Hmmm, that all depends if Smith can improve on Brophy's past 2016 (4,235 votes) and even worse 2017 (4,051 votes) piss poor general election ballot box unpopularity record in the Altrincham constituency.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane orthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.

Holyrood Pass Anti-Spanking Bill

Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering counter-culture Enhanced Bullshit’ exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% elitist oligarchy – cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement - who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

In the wake of the dismal failure of their 'more scent than substance' paedophile-accommodating state guardian 'Named Nonce' scheme - part and parcel of the 2014 Children & Young People Act – (aka the 'Big Brother Snoopers Charter') - bonny Scotland has recently become the first country in our once-sceptred isle to make it a criminal offence for parents to smack their children.

But, there again – (as blatantly evidenced in Aberdeen's notoriously shameful – and unresolved - Hollie Greig paedo' sexual abuse scandal) – not a prosecutable offence for a child's father to subject his special needs Down's Syndrome pubescent daughter to agonising years of serial rape – by himself, her elder brother Greggy – and being passed around for the sicko carnal gratification of Daddy Dennis Mackie's Masonic nonce ponce pals.

(Just Google Hollie Greig Justice - and too the Docherty / Cringemoregate elitist cabal for an index of 'untouchable' Establishment pederasts and their diabolic crimes visited on innocent children).

https://www.holliegreigjustice.uk/hgj/?page_id=15600

https://theenchantingvalley.ning.com/profiles/blogs/5172640:BlogPost:94188 

The ban on all physical punishment was backed overwhelmingly by 84 votes to 29 by Scotland's Holyrood Parliament on 3rd October.

The primary provision of this bill is to endow children in Scotland with the same dubious protection from assault as homeless street dwellers and alkie rough sleepers - when it eventually comes into force.

Until such time, parents and carers are currently permitted, under the statutes of Dark Ages Caledonian clan law, to use reasonable physical force (head-butting / eye-gouging / putting the boot in) to discipline their unruly children - and too the time-honoured deterrent, practiced by school teachers, of water boarding kids for playing truant or not turning in homework assignments on schedule – a set of chastisement-on-steroids correction approaches all now verboten by the Wee Nippy's ruling SNP (Scottish Nonce Party).

The anti-corporal punishment / 'spankies' ban bill was introduced by Scottish Greens MSP John Finnie, a former police officer, to the applause of SNP, Labour and Lib Dums – along with his own party and a slew of children's charities.

The delusional Finnie claims smacking teaches children that "might is right", and that the ban would "send a strong message that violence is never acceptable in any setting".

(Hmmm, tell that to the US Deep State trans-national military machine).

Finnie further stated there was irrefutable evidence that physical punishment damages children, is not an effective form of discipline and can escalate into physical abuse.

The ban was opposed by the Scottish Tory Nasty Party, who claimed the bill was 'a shitty piece of legislation' that risks criminalising 'good parents' for using 'reasonable chastisement' (ie: a swift kicking) to discipline unruly sprogs.

As to Holyrood's flawed Named Nonce Bill - this came to a humiliating head in July 2016, when the UK's Supreme Court judges ruled against it.

While they opined that the overall aims of the bill appeared to bear an air of legitimacy, and the intentions benign, they raised concerns about specific parts of the fatally-flawed mandatory named person scheme – specifically the fact such posed to undermine parental authority and breach privacy – and posed to present a recruitment drive for kiddie fiddling nonces and other generalised perverts.

Quite typical of past Holyrood incompetence, the 'authoritative' draft code of practice for named persons contained zero mention of them being prohibited from engaging in sexual congress with their charges – or pimping them out to child molesters

At issue were problems with data protection laws and the information-sharing plans for how named persons might distribute – or sell – intimate details regarding children under their aegis with other organisations or professionals - such as the Paedophile Information Exchange or Nonces-R-Us.

The court stated these provisions breached rights to privacy and a family life under the European Convention on Human Rights, so were 'beyond the legislative competency of the Sturgeon / SNP-dominated Scottish Parliament

to process'.

Hmmm, pity there was no real-deal 'named person' appointed to tend to Hollie Greig's welfare when she was subjected to a decade-plus of sexual abused by her father - (who first raped her at the age of six) - and 'twenty-plus' of his 'named' Ferryhill Tartan Tadger cohorts – subjected to years of systematic and continuous defilement by these nonces – whose ranks included senior members of the judiciary, a top dog police officers, her own head teacher, her carer and other professionals in her own home and Aberdeen's Beechwood 'Special School' – and on the altar of this paedo clique's Satanic worship temple – rumoured to be in the cellar of named abuser (and Grampian Plod Squad forensics officer) Terry Major.

During a recorded police interview, apart from fingering all 'twenty-two' of her abusers, Hollie further identified seven other children she had witnessed as victims of sexual abuse by the gang – factors never pursued by the Grampian police – nor the invested Grampian & Highlands Procurator Fiscal of the day - and totally ignored by a subsequent IPCC (Independent Police Coverups Commission) inquiry – and the pathetic joke referred to as the Crown Office / Lord Advocate.

So, henceforth, spanking your children is going to qualify as assault – common or otherwise – or even GBH perhaps – dependent on the size of the welts across the kid's arse.

But how about 'sexual assault' – is this now – finally – be going to criminalised, and investigated - and prosecuted – and the untouchable nonce ponce scum responsible targeted?

Now would that not be a first for Scotland's nonce / sodomite infested Magic Circle establishment – specifically so the graft and corruption-ridden Judiciary and Court of Session - a toxic culture that infects this 'buggering bureaucracy' throughout - from the offices of Police Scotland to the Procurator Fiscal ranks to Crown Office top dog Solicitors and Advocates – and Sheriffs and Judges between.

The entire Judicial – in fact the whole socio-political Holyrood shebang – is compromised to the roots by this venal Satanist Masonic brotherhood 'Death Cult' – in which kiddie fiddling / sexual torture plays as much a part as does ritual blood sacrifice at their BD/SM Violate Club pervert 'Nonce Delight' gatherings.

Thus let's pose a post anti-spanking bill scenario: when the wee ginger-mingin Jimmy Krankie turns up at the front desk of Aberdeen's Queen St. Plod Squad station with a clutch of his fellow pubescent pals in tow – disabled and special needs all – to file a complaint concerning "That dirty bastard paedo' scum Satanist Sheriff what sits on Granite City's law court bench – him and his Ferryhill Masonic Lodge pals have been buggering us in the bushes at Bon Accord Gardens" - and 28th Degree Freemason Desk Sergeant Hector McTadger responds with the stock n trade: "Fuck off yer scabby wee ranga, wi' yer dirty scandalous tales – spreadin' slanderous lies about yer betters."

For it is a proven fact - Plod Squad Nonceland's blatant lack of enthusiasm in investigating and prosecuting elitist paedo abuse complaints is legion and now branded with the indelible mark of corrupt notoriety – declaring a lack of convenient evidence - 'nothing to see here – move along now'.

Well, WTF can honest and sane Christian folk expect from a devolved government where the ruling party's serial groper ex-Worst Minister, Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmon, is awaiting trial on multiple sexual abuse and rape charges – and too chose to ignore the damning contents of the Hollie Greig sexual abuse file handed to him personally – ( an occasion recorded on camera, for posterity's sake) – by that stalwart and indefatigable 'Justice for Hollie' campaigner Robert Green.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Gorgon Stare / Pegasus / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for the neo-McCarthyite 'politisch korrect' fascist sub-culture.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum sodomite Pizzagate pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane orthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

           

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Section 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) comes into play).

Tory 'Compliance' Minister Hancock Threatens Mandatory Vaccinations for Kids

The gospel according to the Nasty Party's Health Secretary, Matt 'The Twat' Hancock: Vaccinations for schoolchildren could be made COMPULSORY.

Speaking at a fringe event at the Tory conference in Manchester today, Mr 'Logic in Denial' Hancock said there was 'a very strong argument for having compulsory toxin / mercury-loaded vaccinations for children when they go to school, otherwise they're putting other children at risk'.

Que? WTF? The unvaccinated kids are putting the vaccinated (ie: 'protected') kids at risk?

Hmmm, try selling that argument in a court of common sense.

Perhaps Matt the Clueless and his career uncivil service 'advisors' should be 'mandated' to watch the fact-loaded Vaxxed documentary before proposing legislation aimed at a programme of forced vaccinations visited on innocent children.

Vaxxed.From.Cover-Up.to.Catastrophe.2016.WEBRip.x264-RARBG

Well, Matt the Twat's only following orders – the wanker's too thick to devise such a scheme himself. All part of the Agenda 21 – (now delayed and re-branded as Agenda 30 while the NWO scumsters get the technology up to speed).

So forget the Satanic 666 tattooed – or branded – on the forehead – or a barcode on the arm or the thumb joint – the Mark of the Beast, per se, shall be administered (a programme already underway) via mandatory vaccination during infanthood – this will be an AI control freak wet dream come true: 'Do this / Don't do that' commands – (Sit! Beg! Roll Over! Play Dead!) with a built-in 'time is' On / Off eugenic kill switch for when the subject has served their purpose.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7517733/Vaccinations-children-COMPULSORY-says-Matt-Hancock.html

Third World KSA Shithole Start Tourist Drive

Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering counter-culture Enhanced Bullshit’ exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% elitist oligarchy who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

The backward and barbaric Kingdom of Saudi Arabia looks set to kick start an enthusiastic socio-political Great Leap Forward and breach the dogmatic religious boundaries of Wahhabism and shift the current Dark Ages 1441 Islamic date a few centuries forward, and eventually coincide with the rest of the world's 21st Century 'civilized' way of 'doing things'.

This radical – and too largely controversial move - to open its parochial and xenophobic doors to international non-believer and 'Christian infidel' tourists - is central to incumbent psycho Crown Prince Mohammed bin Thug's liberal economic reform 'wish list' programme – which aims primarily to attempt a rebrand of its barbaric image amid criticism of its deplorable human rights record - (only surpassed by Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot) – plus the recent crackdown on women's rights activists – and 2018 murder of exiled Saudi journalist and critic Jamal Khashoggi.

From the balance of payments aspect, income from bin Salman's ambitious (read 'delusional') 'One Million' tourist visits per annum target is aimed at reducing the kingdom's dependence on the sales of oil, sand and camel shit compost to generate the required cash to buy high-tech weaponry from the Great Satan and Isra-Hell – and so continue to bombard the crap out of Yemen – and finance the likes of proxy war front ISIS and Shite Helmet Sunni & Cher terrorist cells.

On Friday, the kingdom will launch an innovative visa regime for 49 countries and relax strict dress codes for female visitors - to wear spandex burkas - moves the Tourism Minister, Sheikh Well Before Using, described as a historic moment for the ultra-conservative country. 
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Doom n Gloom Review the Sheikh speculated "We already have women drivers, so whatever next we might ask - freedom of speech?"

Visas have until now largely been restricted to pilgrims visiting Islam's holy city of Mecca - (re-sited after Muhammad ditched Petra as the Muslim world's Holy of Holies following the destruction of Abraham's original Ka'ba and moved Adam's guardian 'black rock' there) – along with mega-bucks investors (with more money than fucking sense), Third World expatriate slaves working for an exploitive pittance – and Western three hole whores - willing to flog their gollies to wealthy Saudi blokes - in exchange for a couple of hours limitless retail therapy in Aladdin's Cave.

Gee n Wow – lotsa stuff on the bucket list to check off. Never seen an adulterous wench stoned to death – or some hapless shoplifter's hand chopped off – or a live beheading – (gotta be better than all those faked ISIS videos – cutting some poor twats bonce off with an Argos kitchen knife – and never - ever - seen an ex-pat journalist strangled then chopped to bits with a bone saw while the strains of 'Staying Alive' boom out on the stereo - then any body parts not suitable for sale on the dark web's black market transplant organ site fed to a pack of dogs.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane orthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

           

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).