Lib-Dum Turncoat MP Smith to Challenge Brady Tory Seat

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Lib-Dum Turncoat MP Smith to Challenge Brady Altrincham Tory Seat

Remainiac Lib-Dum MP Angela 'Piranha Teeth' Smith Covets Brexit Holdfast Altrincham Constituency.

Turncoat self-interest wanabee Remainiac Lib-Dum Angela 'Four Beds' Smith has deluded herself into running as a candidate for the Altrincham n Sale slot in the next Parliamentary elections - and be our representative in the Lower House of Conmans.

Some chance of Smith – (a frog who dreams of becoming a toad) - beating Brexiteer Brady - a sound and proven 'personal touch' MP (Nasty Party Tory besides) – and with a positive brownie points track record to prove it.

Unlike this bottle blonde Librarian-Dummercrap turncoatster Smith - a scandalous nepotistic expenses fiddler - who has the brass necked hubris to toss two fingers at the Democratic majority opinion of 14:2 million Brexit voters 'cos she knows better' - and prefers to kiss the vile derrière of the unelected Brussels EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy.

WTF is that Desperate Dan-chinned slapper Jo Swinson thinking of – first defying the 2016 referendum ballot box will of We, the People, and waving a very ill-thought Stop Brexit party manifesto to win the hearts and minds of  - who exactly – her fellow Remoaners? – and now fielding this post-menopausal, sticky-fingered political vermin as the candidate to challenge – and oust – Sir Graham Brady?

Addendum: Lib-Dum Delusions: the Gospel According to Brophy.

Lib-Dums Crave Pro-Tory Altrincham & Sale Constituency

“Labour and the Conservatives have consistently let us down on Brexit. Only the Librarian Dummercrats are insanely committed to stopping Brexit via the route of political seppuku - by ignoring the majority Democratic will of 17:4 Brexit voters”

Lib-Dum MEP for the North West, Jane Brophy, added: “Angela Smith is resilient, dedicated, passionately pro-European and I can’t wait to help get her and husband Stevie elected as the newest Lib-Dum kleptocrat MP team for the North West.”            

Hmmm, that all depends if Smith can improve on Brophy's past 2016 (4,235 votes) and even worse 2017 (4,051 votes) piss poor general election ballot box unpopularity record in the Altrincham constituency.

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