Sunday 17 December 2023

Skewed News Views Xmas Roundup

How do we combat and neuter the Woke joke gender-bender / squirely pronoun debate-driven insanity that confuses us all, defies the tenets of common sense, and is screwing up sports events?

We now have three genders. Biological male, biological female – and the gender confused trans-gender that might well be a bit of each of the former pair.

Ergo, to solve the sports brouhaha dilemma. We require bio’ male only events, along with bio’ only female events; both juxtaposed with trans-gender events – wherein gender-confused / biological sex muddled males - and females - can compete against each other – and may the best man – or woman – or hermaphrodite – win.

Yep, there’s definitely an apocalyptic sense of foreboding in the air as 2023 draws to a close. Not so much from climate change – that’s an over-rated bogey-person to sell the net zero green deal – for climate change is – and ever has been – a constant since the Earth was born.

Nope, it’s more a worry of this AI pre-programmed algorithms phenomenon being adopted to control military – weapons / armament systems (yep, we’ve all seen Skynet’s ‘AI Arnie’ perform in the Terminator movies) – and the New World Order / WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob’s Great Reset agenda to depopulate the planet and grab all the 'good stuff' for their greedy selves – which will manifest as a madcap militarised scramble for what’s left of the remaining natural resources - like the super-nerd ex-Miscroslop CEO - 'Farmer Bill' - Gates buying up mega-acres of rural America across some 48 states - all to produce fart-free cattle and GMO nasty foods.

London’s most reviled Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, a non-Christian infidel, has undergone a Scroogian metamorphosis, and dared embrace the Festive Spirit.

Henceforth, in a bid to curtail the derogatory sobriquets he gets slapped with viz the Ulez daily extortion of £12:50 – plus associated fines - now wishes to be known as Santa Khan, on the merit that he plans to cancel the Ulez charge – wait for it – on Christmas Day – (but only for Christmas Day) - and in a bid to consolidate the 'Santa' illusion, plans to ship non-Ulez compliant trade-in 4 x 4 vehicles to Zippy Zelenski in the Ukraine - to be converted into armoured battle wagons.

https://www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars/ulez-charge-suspended-london-sadiq-khan-christmas-2023

A thought to ponder on: What’s the betting the real Santa’s sledge falls foul of Sad Dick’s Ulez ‘emissions’ regulations – due his reindeer shitting anywhere and everywhere across the London boroughs.

Microslop CEO, ‘Billy Goat’ Gates, sounded on a negative note when discussing the United Nations COP28 global climate summit, which concluded in the United Arab Emirates on December 12th; with the psychotic meddling ‘philanthropist’ (sic) deviating from his customary human eugenics / depopulation themes to target the bovine estate.

Gates latest crib is that Western beef and milk-producing nations are not doing enough to reduce cows farting out clouds of endogenous gases – and used the COP28 platform to promote the adoption of his plans to breed herds of genetically modified ‘non-flatulent’ cattle stocks - aka ‘fart-free’ moo-moo’s.

Hmmm, doubtless the countryside will lose that unique, feculent aroma if Bent Bill’s latest deranged plans for a new tomorrow go ahead.

The grasping, wannabee ‘look at me’ spouse of the ginger-minger Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Royal House of Hewitt, remains wholly unsatisfied with her Duchess title, and narked to the point of emotional rage due never being bestowed with the expected Princess status when she wed into royalty.

The minging Meghan is now pushing the boundaries of common sense to get one up on King Chazzer, and the Merry Windsor clan ruling Britain, by pledging donations from their egocentric Archiesmell Foundation to the Vatican and Pope Frankie’s personal favourite Catholic charities-in-need - in exchange for a living sainthood, no less. St. Meghan of Montecito.

Does the dozy, heathen bitch not realise the passage runs a course of first performing a miraculous act on the path to Beatification and Canonization process as a proven ‘servant of God’ – to be recognised as Venerable, and her miracle (s) approved by the Holy See, then maybe, just maybe, become Blessed and bestowed with Sainthood.

Then we have Harry’s festive season high court litigation actions - spewing outrage at media intrusion into the private lives of the royal family – who, aware he was Diana’s ginger cuckoo in the royal nest, yet still adopted him, is only matched by his own ruthless, greedy and hypocritical enthusiasm for the self-same sins.

Lord Hewitt has repeatedly trashed his own foster family, publicly, for mega-bucks media payments, even as his royal grandparents, QE2 and Prince Stavros, were on their deathbeds.

Harry has been repeatedly exposed as the type of lowlife – on a par with the character of his equally ginger-mingin’ father, Jimbo Hewitt - who can’t tell the truth if he doesn’t have a lie ready – and along with his ego-fixated venal spouse, Meghan, is out to embarrass and destroy the British monarchy.

https://www.gbnews.com/royal/harry-meghan-duke-duchess-latest-charity

No shit, Sherlock – Israel’s ruling Zionist thugs are having a Happy Hanukka – a Horrid Hamas Homicide Extravaganza – around the bombed-out ruins of Khan Younis in the Gaza Strip – killing any fucking thing that moves – (with good ole US of A-supplied military ordnance) - and isn’t wearing IDF kit – specifically Palestinian civilians, of any age, shape or form.

Here we see at work the barbaric hand of the hard core Sabbatian Zionists, by political persuasion – aka God’s ‘Chosen People’ – (in all reality, Khazar Ashkenazi mongrels with zero genetic – or historic – links to the Holy Land and Biblical tribes of Israel) - condoning the IDF’s Saturnian-worshipping Chabad muppets - committing atrocious war crimes and human rights abuses to drive the rightful, historic Palestinian Muslim civilian residents of ‘Palestine’ (Israel by UN default since 1948) out of their self-proclaimed ‘Promised Land’.

Regardless of the Gaza Strip being besieged behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall, and Zionist expansion settlements in the occupied West Bank considered illegal under international law, the barbarian-governed Zionist state of Israel’s ambassador to Broken Britain, Tipsy Hotlips this week uttered a sharp rebuke to renewed talk of establishing an independent state of Palestine alongside Israel, as a way to permanent peace.

Questioned by one gutter press hack from the Land Theft Gazette, viz the prospect of a two-state solution - which would see the establishment of an independent Palestine alongside Israel – horrified by such a suggestion, Ambassador Hotlips gave a concise reply of "absolutely no".

Typical, and we expect naught else from the rogue, land-grabbing Zionist state of Israel; always ready to wield it’s anti-Semitism stick at any who dare criticise their litany of human rights abuses visited on the hapless heads of the captive Palestinian population – of what was, until 1948 – er – Palestine - now disenfranchised and marginalised into the IDF military-occupied West Bank territories, and the recently devastated Gaza Strip littoral enclave - is devoid of any format of moral authority regarding Hamas, as that political faction is of Israel’s own creation.

The oh-so recent COP28 was a bullshit jolly for elitist scum – in dodgy, deviant Dubai – and should have been titled Hypocrisy28 – with all these elitist dog wankers flying in from around the globe – on private jets, while preaching the Just Stop Oil mantra – and the only body notably conspicuous by her blessed absence was the chronically annoying, midget climate warrior – and global eco’ pin up troll, Sweden’s very own grotty Greta Wankberg.

Conversely, notably present, along with a legion of equally pretentious grifters,  was our newly-invested, bat-eared, eco-preaching, sanctimonious monarch, King Chazzer 3, one of the duplicitous private planes guilty – and all hosted by the arch-hypocrite COP28 head and UAE energy tsar, Sultan Ahmed al Jabber the Hutt – who was under orders from his OPEC masters to sanitise and protect the region’s only source of commerce: black gold – the very lubricious – albeit fugacious - substance the COP28 crowd are set on banishing as a fuel / energy source – to promote the ‘very true’ fact there is ‘no hard science’ to suggest phasing out fossil fuels will limit global warming to 1.5C – and doing so would ‘take us back to caves’.

For the Guinness Book’s Hypocrisy record, the total number of bodies registered for attendance was 80.000 – (the major percentage of which live – in comfort, and well outside the Persian Gulf region) - plus gate-crashing cheapskates - whereas spoiled brat heads of state, and energy ministers, all arrived on personal plane flights – so much for zero carbon.

Really, wake up time for the elitist brainiacs. Do any of the fuckers, attending this gobshite jolly in the Middle East, believe that the likes of the raghead host attendees of the UAE, and Kuwait, Oman, Iran and Ieaq, and Saudi Arabia, are gonna applaud and sign up to phase out oil and gas – when it equates as their single source of wealth – and income?

Hmmm, and that’s on a par with Fishy Sunak’s newly-appointed Health Secretary, Victoria Atkins, stating this past week that Mother Nature, along with the British weather, are in defiance of climate change, with Winter conditions starting before the month of December, and exposing the global warming myth for the crock of shite it actually is, and concocted to serve the Chatham House-orientated money-grubbing interests of commercial organisations – specifically the greed-mongers and their mass media stooges, spinning the net zero myth to flog off their worthless wind turbines - and solar panels to northern hemisphere nations - where the sun seldom shines (even in Summer).

Carbon emissions peaked, and have been declining since, in most developed nations (no, not India or the People’s Utopia of China) and in Europe since the 1950’s, thanks to the advent of smokeless fuel laws and vehicle MOT tests forcing smoke-belchers off the roads – followed by a ban on atmospheric nuclear bomb tests – and tobacco smoking in public places.

Like the ubiquitous adverts state: Every little helps - and all was well - until HAARP weather modification technology came along.

All this global warming alarmist crap – with the boiling seas prediction a source of public hysteria that appears to have been superseded by the all-encompassing greenhouse gases / climate change scare-a-thon that galvanises the Extinction Rebellion gang and their Just Stop Traffic daily life disrupter cronies – with neither doing the research to establish the fact that we – here in Broken Britain - are currently experiencing the climate / weather effects of an interglacial period between ice ages – aka the ‘real science’ Holocene Epic.

Cause and effect, you inquire? Solar activity, or rather a decrease in solar plasma, which further affects – and lowers - not only terrestrial temperatures but too the ocean flow and circulation patterns on Earth, with, for one, the Gulf Stream ‘s disruption, affecting northern hemisphere western land mass regions that border the Atlantic Ocean.

So, no, the polar icecaps are not gonna melt in the foreseeable future and all terrestrial land masses be under water – but – and this is the big ‘BUT’ - all plant life will die out without CO2 – so leave that precious gas alone – for plants breathe it in – and exhale oxygen (our life gas) – and instead concentrate on knitting woollies – cos the next generations are gonna need them when the real ‘cold front’ cooling period manifests on a global scale.

Ergo, to close on a somewhat ironic note, regarding local resident’s protests to having legions of Channel-puddle jumping illegal immigrants from Third World shitholes dumped on their Christian doorsteps – specifically, in this instance, the villagers of Rosscahill, (pop 306) in County Galway objecting to 70-plus heathen scallies being billeted in the Ross Lake Hotel.

As the local council, and the hierarchy in general, ignored the local resident’s justified objections and protests to this unwanted invasion of three score and ten military age foreign males in their serene community, an act of providence was called upon, and some higher deity, in response, inflicted an act of divine arson, resulting in the hotel going up in flames, and burned to the foundations.

Hmmm, obviously the immigration authorities will require an alternative location to billet their illegal immigrants. A wise choice might be accommodation lined with fireproof cementitious board – or some similar material resistant to Molotov cocktail attacks.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/migrant-hotel-fire-ireland-ross-lake-hotel-galway

Anyone noticed the vomitus propaganda-enriched bits n bobs in the media - paper pages and radio airwaves - mentions of Winter being upon us again - along with outbreaks of the dreaded Covid-1984 virus scamdemic - and the need for face masks and social distancing - and perhaps - but only 'perhaps' (yet) - geographic lockdowns - and 'go get yer Covid booster shot'.

For the ears of any street smart enough to distrust all that government agencies proclaim - the Covid19 ‘plandemic’ is a false construct to enable the distribution of otherwise illegal, dual purpose, gain of function, poisonous bio-warfare mRNA-based nanotechnology gene-altering injections, and other lethal and harmful nano substances by the United States of America Department of Defence.

What now bears the pantomime title of the SARS COV2 virus is a human-developed, and weaponised, chimeric ‘in silico’ biological poison - created solely as a control mechanism to promote a covert bio-warfare campaign – with the end game objective being global scale human depopulation.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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