In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring loyal readers the latest and greatest scandal-ridden hot gossip topic from our Numero Uno ‘I-Spy’ photo-journalist, Igor Jackoffsky, currently disguised as a rhododendron bush and embedded in a drainage ditch on the outskirts of Donbas, recording troves of ‘Political Sleaze’ – and Broken Britain’s timely exposé of 'Robbing Joe Bloggs to Pay ‘Azov’ Zelensky’ from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist / Great Reset oligarchy - aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Yep, Pan-Europe’s entire working-class population now shifts into a state of manic despair viz galloping inflation – food, gas, electricity, diesel and petrol, property prices and rents – all double-damned by pay raises postponed and pensions on triple lock (until our cherished Oldies all succumb to some Covid-1984 variant or mRNA vaccine) – then cases of self-harm and suicide are predicted to soar to orbital heights – faster than a seagull with a red chilli shoved up its ass.
While Food Bank Britain’s shit-for-brains Tory Nasty Party Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, is busy conjuring together a £300 million quid’s-worth high-tech arms arsenal for the corruption-ridden Banderite Nazi fascist government of the Ukraine - on strict orders from his Deep State death cult masters – Chancellor Wishy-Washy Sunak has been told to get his shit together and drum up a further £40 million quid to help pay the Azov Gang’s ‘electric bills’.
Nope, this ain’t some sarcastic skit or parody, or bad joke, to reflect on and highlight the UK’s fucked-up Consumer Prices Index 9%-plus inflation-on-steroids state of affairs - just the simple Truth. Yet another Tory ‘Eton Mess’.
More to his
eternal damnation – as ‘a useless cunt’ fuelled on ego – Chancellor Sunak told
the annual Confederation of British Industry dinner on Wednesday evening that
the government was ‘ready to do more’ to aid households – but didn’t actually specify
if that meant ‘households in Britain’ – or, erm, the Ukraine.
With Broken Britain’s rate of inflation currently at a century’s high of 9% - not previously experienced since the Norman invasion of 1066 - and set to rise faster than shit through a goose as energy, food and fuel prices soar, CBI exec’s told Sunak: "There are some choices about what you do now and what you do later. You have to help the hardest hit now – and that doesn’t mean the Nazi fascist-run Ukraine government."
Whereas Sunak replied the government will act where – and when - it can, but claims he can’t cut costs for families – while they’re funding weapons systems to send to Mr Zelensky – ‘and’ providing hotel accommodation, clothing, meals – plus cell phones - for thousands of scrounging illegal immigrant types landing on the Dis-United Kingdom’s south coast beaches on a daily basis.
Well, little wonder our once-sceptred isle is more fucked up than a soup sandwich. Money for illegal immigrants. Money for weapons for the Ukraine. In fact, money for every fucker n their dog – apart from the cash-strapped and over-taxed Brits who can’t afford private medical care – and specifically private dental treatment - as incompetent governments past have made a total fuck of the once-stellar NHS dental service - by licencing these greedy, grabbing cunts to go private and refuse any and all NHS dental work.
Obviously things would be easier for the common herd demographic if the workplace salaries and old age state pensions were on a par with those of the House of Conmans MPs – and more so if they were the same as actual cabinet ministers – but are, alas, triple-locked for another year - so the Tory gang can send the money off to some needy foreign scrounger organisation – and fuck Merrie England’s homeless and less fortunate unemployed.
But Lee Anderson, the incumbent Tory MP for Snottingham’s Ashfield & Deadwood conshituency, who cops a bloated £84,144 per annum salary, opined to one gutter press hack from the Calorie Counters Gazette that the problem with people using food banks in Broken Britain is rooted in the fact that the common herd thickies are too stupid to budget properly – and are equally clueless on how to cook cheap and nutritious meals out of road kill and scavenged throw-away tucker from McDonalds and KFC’s wheelie bins.
Yep, that kind of crass n cruel dismissive shit is easy when you have an £84,000 nicker basic salary to rely on.
But hang on a minute – how much does Mr ‘Clever Cunt’ Anderson claim on supplementary expenses? £222,000 quid in business expenses over one year, including £4,100 on travel and ‘subsistence’. (Que? WTF? Subsistence?)
A further, detailed break-down. £219,703.44 as business costs from 2020 to 2021, bringing his office, staffing, accommodation, travel and subsistence claims higher than the average £203,880 claimed by 'contemporary' (here, a euphemism for ‘honest’) MPs.
Anderson’s biggest expense was on staffing at £165,215.27, followed by £33,144.30 on office costs and £17,650.60 on accommodation, while a further £67.57 was spent on ‘nudge-nudge’ - hospitality.
Do you live in Broken Britain? Have you visited a Food Bank lately? Did you receive a box of DoD hand grenades addressed to Kiev’s Azov Nazi Party militia in mistake for your Pauper’s Pantry vegan food parcel?
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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