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Spring is Here: Labour Hypocrisy Blooms

Here’s one for Jimmy Savile’s bestest Masonic pal, Brexit Remainiac Stammerer – and Sir K’s other bestest side kick - ‘Deputy Dawg’, Mangela ‘AirBuds’ Rayner - to contemplate on viz their monotonous – and hypocrisy-ridden - clarion calls for the Tory Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, to resign - simply for doing his Fungus the Bogeyman impersonation at a Downing Street Xmas party – while – Heavens forbid – the deadly Covid-1984 virus social distancing lockdown was enforced – and all fun and games – and Santa – and smiling – were banned. So sayeth the SAGE Inquisition.

Not a good week for the Labour war crimes party either – apart from being caught out in their own lockdown party lies, and too on camera, gobbling samozas n naans stuffed with vindaloo n swigging jeroboams of Best Bitter Ale (5% ABV) during a 22:00 hours ‘working session’ that was rumoured to be a swinging, free-for-all rampant hot sex Killing Kittens party.

For a pick n mix menu of the latest in the gutter press banner headlines we have some disgraced Labour MP – a brachycephalic-faced creep named Claudia Webbe - who first stalked and harassed - (then threatened to throw acid in the face of - her boyfriend’s purportedly ‘bit-on-the-side’) – a moronic dipshit who has lately condemned Bonkers Boris ‘and’ Wishy-Washy Sunak for failing to resign after ‘breaking the law’.

Voila! How the fuck is that for brass necked hubris? Sort of stretching the parameters of hypocrisy like ever-bend elastic. Whether or not any fucker n their dog believes the rumours viz Webbe being a former ecdysiast trick-turner, old ‘Spider’ never considered pulling the same ‘resignation’ trick after her criminal conviction ‘and’ suspended jail sentence - for her jealously / paranoid psychosis-inspired threat was to do far worse than ‘attend a drinks party’ – and instead execute a violent, acid-in-the-face throwing GBH / deadly assault / blindness crime - against some innocent whitey chick.

Just to set the record straight, acid-chucker Webbe entered the House of Conmans in December 2019, winning the Leicester East seat formerly held by former lying New Labour twat, Keith ‘call me Jim’ Vaz – who made a name for himself buying coke (no, not the brown liquid stuff) for his male prostitute playmates.

No shit Sherlock, what kind of a dump has Leicester become – and more so the low life MPs representing the place – or themselves, anyways? That kiddie fiddling bumboy ‘Gravel Rash’ Janner. A coke-snorting sodomite like Vaz. Now this acid-chucking scrote, Webbe.

Then, to add insult to injury, this egocentric, IQ-deficient skanger is going to appeal her ‘slap-on-the-wrist’ conviction.

Regardless of the way the law often works – ignoring justice, this psychotic dingbat is a nasty and unpleasant person – what the Oxford English Dictionary might well categorise as a ‘cunt’.

Meanwhile, more headaches for the Labour leadershits.

Trials and tribulations deep down South, in Welsh Wales sheep-shagging country, where Labour's Cardiff South and Penarth MP is up shit creek and caught in the full beam of the media’s klieg lights for drug offences – (possession of class C diazepam – sans prescription, cops a max of two years in de slammer) - and also the South Wales Plod Squad - for booking his supplier, Lord Byron - but not their fellow Freemason ‘Brother’, big mate of the Police & Crime Commissioner, Alun Michael - ‘and’ a sitting member of the Worstminster Parliament’s hierarchy: none other than Stephen ‘Pinc List’ Doughty.

Hmmm, something stinks in Cardiff.

And to round off this political pantomime, we now have that grotesque broomstick merchant, Diane ‘Cellulite’ Abbott, Labour MP for Slagheap-on-Sea – ‘and’ shadow home sickretary - jumping on the party’s ever-mobile ‘condemnation bandwagon’ and calling Boris Nonsense ‘ridiculous’ – then demanding he gets ‘recycled’ – and Downing Street ‘overhauled.

 

Oh my, Diane, Downing St ’was’ overhauled – over a decade ago - when the graft n corruption-ridden paedo-sodomite clique - the illegal Iraqi war criminal elements - were hoofed out. Bliar, Broon, Campbell, Scandalson, Straw, Goldshit, and Falconer.

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Recession-Recession & Chronic Depression

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring loyal readers the latest and greatest scandal-ridden hot gossip topic from our Numero Uno ‘I-Spy’ photo-journalist, Igor Jackoffsky, currently disguised as a rhododendron bush and embedded in a drainage ditch on the outskirts of Donbas, recording troves of ‘Political Sleaze’ – and Broken Britain’s timely exposé of 'Robbing Joe Bloggs to Pay ‘Azov’ Zelensky’ from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist / Great Reset oligarchy - aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, Pan-Europe’s entire working-class population now shifts into a state of manic despair viz galloping inflation – food, gas, electricity, diesel and petrol, property prices and rents – all double-damned by pay raises postponed and pensions on triple lock (until our cherished Oldies all succumb to some Covid-1984 variant or mRNA vaccine) – then cases of self-harm and suicide are predicted to soar to orbital heights – faster than a seagull with a red chilli shoved up its ass.

While Food Bank Britain’s shit-for-brains Tory Nasty Party Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, is busy conjuring together a £300 million quid’s-worth high-tech arms arsenal for the corruption-ridden Banderite Nazi fascist government of the Ukraine - on strict orders from his Deep State death cult masters – Chancellor Wishy-Washy Sunak has been told to get his shit together and drum up a further £40 million quid to help pay the Azov Gang’s ‘electric bills’.

Nope, this ain’t some sarcastic skit or parody, or bad joke, to reflect on and highlight the UK’s fucked-up Consumer Prices Index 9%-plus inflation-on-steroids state of affairs - just the simple Truth. Yet another Tory ‘Eton Mess’.

More to his eternal damnation – as ‘a useless cunt’ fuelled on ego – Chancellor Sunak told the annual Confederation of British Industry dinner on Wednesday evening that the government was ‘ready to do more’ to aid households – but didn’t actually specify if that meant ‘households in Britain’ – or, erm, the Ukraine.

With Broken Britain’s rate of inflation currently at a century’s high of 9% - not previously experienced since the Norman invasion of 1066 - and set to rise faster than shit through a goose as energy, food and fuel prices soar, CBI exec’s told Sunak: "There are some choices about what you do now and what you do later. You have to help the hardest hit now – and that doesn’t mean the Nazi fascist-run Ukraine government."

Whereas Sunak replied the government will act where – and when - it can, but claims he can’t cut costs for families – while they’re funding weapons systems to send to Mr Zelensky – ‘and’ providing hotel accommodation, clothing, meals – plus cell phones - for thousands of scrounging illegal immigrant types landing on the Dis-United Kingdom’s south coast beaches on a daily basis.

Well, little wonder our once-sceptred isle is more fucked up than a soup sandwich. Money for illegal immigrants. Money for weapons for the Ukraine. In fact, money for every fucker n their dog – apart from the cash-strapped and over-taxed Brits who can’t afford private medical care – and specifically private dental treatment - as incompetent governments past have made a total fuck of the once-stellar NHS dental service - by licencing these greedy, grabbing cunts to go private and refuse any and all NHS dental work.

Obviously things would be easier for the common herd demographic if the workplace salaries and old age state pensions were on a par with those of the House of Conmans MPs – and more so if they were the same as actual cabinet ministers – but are, alas, triple-locked for another year - so the Tory gang can send the money off to some needy foreign scrounger organisation – and fuck Merrie England’s homeless and less fortunate unemployed.

But Lee Anderson, the incumbent Tory MP for Snottingham’s Ashfield & Deadwood conshituency, who cops a bloated £84,144 per annum salary, opined to one gutter press hack from the Calorie Counters Gazette that the problem with people using food banks in Broken Britain is rooted in the fact that the common herd thickies are too stupid to budget properly – and are equally clueless on how to cook cheap and nutritious meals out of road kill and scavenged throw-away tucker from McDonalds and KFC’s wheelie bins.

Yep, that kind of crass n cruel dismissive shit is easy when you have an £84,000 nicker basic salary to rely on.

But hang on a minute – how much does Mr ‘Clever Cunt’ Anderson claim on supplementary expenses? £222,000 quid in business expenses over one year, including £4,100 on travel and ‘subsistence’. (Que? WTF? Subsistence?)

A further, detailed break-down. £219,703.44 as business costs from 2020 to 2021, bringing his office, staffing, accommodation, travel and subsistence claims higher than the average £203,880 claimed by 'contemporary' (here, a euphemism for ‘honest’) MPs. 

Anderson’s biggest expense was on staffing at £165,215.27, followed by £33,144.30 on office costs and £17,650.60 on accommodation, while a further £67.57 was spent on ‘nudge-nudge’ - hospitality.

Do you live in Broken Britain? Have you visited a Food Bank lately? Did you receive a box of DoD hand grenades addressed to Kiev’s Azov Nazi Party militia in mistake for your Pauper’s Pantry vegan food parcel?

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Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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Beat Grocery Inflation: Go on a Diet

The Conservative Party’s patronising - albeit so out of touch - Minister for Stupid Remarks, George ‘Useless’ Eustice - (aka ‘66 Votes George’) - takes a page from Marie Antoinette’s book of calamitous comments and tells inflation-hit shoppers, struggling with the Tory-created cost-of-living crisis, to ‘buy cheaper cake’.

Really, one is tempted to ponder whether it was some 'Eustice' past that came up with the idea for Trench Warfare, or the Policy of Appeasement, or Ontological Proof of the Existence of God.

george.eustice.mp@parliament.uk;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61322917

Isra-Hell Cries ‘Foul’ viz Historic Truth

The rogue Zionist state of Israel's Hasbara Minister, Yetzer Hara, speaking with one press hack from the Hudaibiya Gazette, on behalf of the Knesset lunatic fringe government, has today denounced as ‘unforgivable’ remarks by Russian Foreign Secretary, Sergey Lavrov – speaking on the subject of Ukraine’s criminal enterprise Kosher Nostra government - that Germany’s 1930’s / 40’s Nazi leader, Adolf Schicklgruber – aka Hitler - had a Jewish ancestry – and was a Rothschild bastard.

OMG! Now Woke anti-Semitic scammers claim Hitler was a self-hating Jew - conscience-stricken over the Sanhedrin-commissioned crucifixion and murder of Jesus Christ.

No fucking wonder Nutty Naftali Bennett and his Yamina party cronies are spitting venom – any and all righteous criticism of Israel is Mesira – verboten – even if they are seriously contemplating a Yawm an-Nakbah style ‘Final Solution’ to their ‘Palestinian problem’ – but haven’t quite yet hit on the best race-selective bio-weapon for the job.

Secretary Lavrov further backs up his assertion, stating Ukraine is misgoverned by a Jewish ‘Kosher Nostra’ Mafiosa  headed by the nasty Nazi, Volod Zelenskyy, and backed up by his Azov fascist militia hit squad.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-61296682

Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth' – or parody / lampoon / spoof thereof.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.