Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering Enhanced Bullshit exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Drivers who 'catcall' women from
their passing vehicles could be hit with mega-bucks fines by an all-new sneaky 'undercover'
female Plod Squad unit operating in – and around - Food Bank
The new Public (or is that
Pubic?) Space Protection Order initiative aims to clamp down on motorists shouting
- or swearing at - or abusing, threatening - or otherwise intimidating –
passers-by – specifically ugly drag queens - and those attractive females with
tasty boobs n buns; displaying lots of salacious, bare flesh.
This novel plain clothes Bimbo
Stasi unit (on a par the Covid Compliance Squad - just what we don't need) will
be composed entirely of split-arsed Plods – (albeit a testosterone-depleted trans
element is rumoured to be integrated at some later date) – and tasked with
patrolling around a Yorkshire city centre in the beguiling eye-catching fashion
of street hookers – specifically in areas where students have complained of
being harassed by randy car drivers on a Viagra high.
Motorists who yell obscene comments from their vehicles – such as 'Get yer knickers off!' risk being stopped and handed a penalty, or fined £1,000 quid if taken to court – with the clampdown on sexist comments by men – or horny dykes - to be trialled in Yorkshire's notorious paedo-grooming centre of Bradford.
(Banned 'shouting' activities include the use of sexist language, or making sexual suggestions – like 'you wanna suck this, bitch?')
Detective Superintendent Fellatia McSkanger of West Yorkshire Police informed gutter press hacks that: "Around Christmas time our Plod Squad officers were made aware of concerns expressed by female students regarding the unsolicited delinquent behaviour of some motorists, which offended, and made them feel threatened and unsafe, including harassing comments and suggestions with certain sexual connotations – such as 'Give yer £20 quid to come and sit on Santa's knee'."
Well, there you have it. Catcalling, no less. Now a certified criminal offence – perhaps on a par with domestic terrorism - even when such comments are directed at a bona-fide female – or trans - 'sex kitten'.
But WTF is the legal definition of a 'Catcall'? Wolf-whistling? Meowing – or shouting 'Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy'?
Do you live in the
Send your snowflake student comments using the online reply form below and you could win a year's supply of alkaline-strength rampant rabbit vibrator batteries.
A selection of your lascivious comments may be published, displaying your name and location – so any drivers you reported and were fined can call round and shout 'Snitch!' as they lob a brick through your front window.
Hmmm,
perhaps it is just me, a dinosaur anachronism stumbling blindly on towards
cultural extinction in this 'I'm offended' Wokester-dominated political correctness world of
the new 2000 Millennium – but, Alzheimer's besides, I do remember well the days
when a wolf-whistle at some tasty tart in a mini-skirt brought an
over-the-shoulder look-around, and a wave n a smile.
To conclude on a serious note, here we have yet another authoritarian crowd control freak initiative shoved in our faces – same as this fascist-themed Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill our cunt of a government are attempting to force through Parliament – with the end game intent of blocking the common herd's ability to cry Foul and stage public protests – (noisy or otherwise) - and further reinforce Officialdom's unaccountability.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
https://www.gbnews.uk/news/drivers-who-catcall-women-could-be-hit-with-1000-fine-by-new-undercover-female-police-unit-in-bradford/217449
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