Lizzie Get Yer Gun

In today's 'Let's Expose Some Nasty Warmongering Ass' news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Black Propaganda Political Sleaze – from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Dizzy Lizzy Truss, the Tory ‘Party Animal’ gang’s Foreign Sickretary, this morning went into ‘Time to Panic’ mode, informing the mass media machine that Food Bank Britain - and NATO - could be on the brink of 'long and protracted' war with Russia in the European operations theatre before the week is out.

(Hmmm, doubtful any Russian-related European battle front conflict will be ‘long n protracted’ if nukes are deployed – only the millennium scale radioactive half life after-effects).

Resorting to black propaganda scaremongering as opposed to common sense and logic, the bottle blonde bimbo maintained a President Putrid-directed invasion of the self-declared Moscow-aligned (and Russian-speaking) republics of Donetsk and Luhansk, in eastern Ukraine, is 'imminent and highly likely'.

In discourse with gutter press hacks from the Warmongers Gazette and False Flag Review, Truss - suffering a bout of her customary cognitive dissonance - claimed Russia could move as swiftly as a king cobra snatching a Bombay sewer rat through an aqueduct grating – and attack the capital Kyiv within hours of breaching the piss-poor joke referred to as Ukraine’s ‘border defence line’.

When asked ‘how quickly’ the Russian military could move to the Ukrainian capital if they decide to invade, Truss opined: “Very, very quickly – as fast as a microwave dinner takes to cook. A full military ‘rape n ruin’ onslaught could take place immediately – if not sooner.”

“However, in the actual event of a brimstone and hellfire invasion by Russia, Broken Britain is ready to take in evacuated Ukrainian refugees and house them in hotels, alongside all the Jolly Jihad Afghani refugees we evacuated from Kabul – and the legions of unwashed illegal foreign migrants who managed to cross the Channel - without falling in and drowning.”

“We further suspect there could be a false flag provocation attack staged by Moscow against their own troops – to provide a pretext for a Devcon One style Russian invasion – much as the US did on 9/11 – then blamed some rag-arsed, cave-dwelling al Qaeda Islamic group in Afghanistan for the WTC Twin Towers plane strikes, when it was obvious to anyone with a couple of brain cells still functioning that it was all an inside rigged demolition charges job - staged and executed by the White House and Pentagon-embedded pro-Zionist NeoCon aligned saboteurs, working with the war-mongering US Military-Industrial arms manufacturing cabal – alongside the rogue state of Israel’s phony art students and high-fiving Mossad agents.”

“So, what we are focusing on now is exposing President Vlad Putrid’s attempts to put a Russian controlled Muppet Show sock puppet government into Kyiv, to replace the nasty autocratic President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s current Fraggle Rock dictatorship puppet show.”

“Further, our latest CIA / MI6 intelligence (sic) believes that over the next few days Moscow will sanction an attempt to stage that afore-mentioned false flag operation and claim the Ukrainian army attacked them; then the Russians have a justification for invading Ukraine."

“Putrid’s military generals currently have 130,000 troops stationed on, and around, the Ukrainian borders – and while we are demanding those troops be moved, we would prefer they are moved back' - into the Russian homeland – and ‘not’ into Germany and France.”

“Any war with NATO will result in very severe consequences – not just for Russia and Ukraine, but also for the whole of Europe - especially so if that stupid old fart Biden and his NeoCon handlers start launching nuclear warhead missiles at Moscow – and President Putrid returns the favour.”

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/liz-truss-says-we-could-be-on-the-brink-of-long-and-protracted-war-in-europe/226395

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