The gospel according to the Worstminster grapevine, Tory Nasty Party PM, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, has made an imprudent decision to stand by Ill-Health Secretary Matt Wancock after a series of scandalous I-Spy pix of him bonking his 'up close and personal' DHSC aide - married mother of three Gina Coladangelo-Tress – are plastered across the Page Three 'Sluts Section' of the Daily Shitraker.
Yep, obviously the hapless British public now unanimously agree with Bonkers BoJo's previously stated opinion (as snitched up to the press by ex-aide, and back-stabbing grasser, Dominoes Cummings) – that Matt the Twat is 'fucking hopeless' – and it's about time the incompetent 'Mutant Strain Matt' was exiled to the back benches – or more fitting still – put on the Liverpool Euthanasia Pathway short list - for termination with extreme prejudice.
There again, what kind of an example does the Crime Minister set – as Bonkers BoJo sports a notorious inability to keep his own cuckolding cock out of other women's pants – and is no stranger to being slapped with the 'adulterer' brand.
Conversely, BoJo's official non-binary spokesperson informed gutter press hacks the Crime Minister has accepted Wancock's apology after he was secretly snapped groping up his bit on the side 'office shag' - and considered the matter 'closed' – (like Wancock's office curtains should have been) – as long as Mrs Coladangelo-Tress' legs remain the same way - 'closed' - during office hours, at least.
The Downing Street official spokes-thing refused to answer further questions on whether Wancock had broken any Covid-1984 laws and pointed to the Ill-Health Secretary's original pubic (sic) announcement (read 'pathetic denial excuse') in which he stated he was trying to provide Ms Coladangelo with a 'deeper understanding' of the mechanics of government - later back-tracking on his earlier lies and admitted breaking social distancing regulations by engaging in a passion-induced spur of the moment 'knee trembler' with Mrs Coladangelo-Tress in his DHSC Shitehall office - albeit they both wore face muzzles during the frenzied carnal 'ass-twerking' encounter.
Now, here's the clincher that Bonkers Boris and his cabinet of corrupt batshit cohorts are missing - and too all other Marxist 'Great Reset' orientated uncivil servant science boffin n anorak types: Paddy Unbalanced, Chris Shitty, John-Boy 'Funny Guy' Van Tam and the cringeworthy Jenny Harries foremost - dictating all manner of lockdown, social distancing, face muzzle wearing, hand washing and stay home rules n regulations - the 'hands, face, space' mantra - while the likes of Imperial College's Professor Lockdown, Neil 'Fuckups' Ferguson and this clot of an Ill-Health Minister, Wancock - believe there's one rule for the common herd sheeple and another 'aexemption' rule for them - as both have been caught, in fragrant delicto, bonking some other bloke's wife - in breach of social distancing mandates - and the societal moral ethics reviling acts of adultery.
And have either of their cuckolding twats been rightly disciplined for their Covid regulations breach hypocrisy or immoral and adulterous transgressions? Castigated in true Biblical fashion perhaps - and stoned, along with their loose moral slapper playmates. Some fucking chance - flexi-rules for the elitist scumsters and writ in stone rules for the proles.
Little wonder the common herd are restive and pissed off with this entire Covid-1984 scamdemic pantomime - with the loopy lockdown June 21st Freedom Day postponed for a month - and probably be extended until fuck knows when.
Just wait: "Autumn n Winter
closing in - and this new 'Outa Thin Air' variant is more transmissible than
both the Indian Delta variant and the Scotch Mist variant - so best keep the
lockdowns in place til Spring 2022."
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