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proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical pro-justice revolutionaries
who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of
Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant
authoritarian 0:01% elitist oligarchy – cursed by their exaggerated sense of
entitlement – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they
rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Following yesterday's Sandringham House
extraordinary annual general meeting, the share price in Windsor Royals Corp
(formerly Divine Right Saxe-Coburg & Gotha Inc) has tumbled to a rock
bottom low amid the ignominious news of the board of directors latest
'all-in-the-family' squabble.
First off Prince Andy Pandy copped the
boardroom boot from Mummy due the 'Royals Booing' media scandal over his sexual
indiscretions with teenage sluts - and now junior board member Prince Harry
(House Hewitt) - conspiring with his slutty spouse - US 'honey trap' agent
provocateur, Meghan Mongol – (joint directors of the online start-up
Sussex-Influence-Peddlers.com venture) - have stabbed CEO Lizzie 'QE2' Windsor
in the back by abdicating from further official royal duties and intend to
retrench their residence and money-grubbing operations to Canada.
Speaking in confidence to a Daily
Shitraker gutter press hack, Ranga Harry explained that he and Meghan no longer
wished to live the life of career benefit cheats and be a parasitic burden on
Broken Britain's taxpaying public - by scrounging off the Sovereign Grant like
the rest of his idle-arsed family of hangers-on - and instead work on influence-pedalling
and using their celebrity regal status to generate a 'healthy' income.
" As I told Granny, I want to be
independent and like other chaps – get to know how to boil an egg, cook toast, and
even the intricacies of making a bowl of cornflakes for breakfast – and how to
use one of those washing machine thingies. A lifestyle learning curve - like I
did during my Army days – where I finally had to learn how to wipe my own
bum."
But WTF can anyone expect – His Royal
Ginger-Minginess Harry's been fucked in the head and a whingeing prat since the
Buck's Palace monsters had his Mummy murdered back in 1997.
So WTF is the truth of the matter? Has
Harry experienced a Damascene epiphany viz the royals' exaggerated sense of
entitlement and abuse of privilege - and intends to rip up his First Class ticket
for a lifelong ride on the Royal Gravy Train – or is there truth in the claim
he and Markle Sparkle are quitting Broken Britain for more distant shores on
the grounds of the widespread racist 'and' gingerism abuse posed against the
couple – or does it all come down to a nitty-gritty dislike for the ceremonial
boredom of royal duties – and having to wave and smile and glad hand the great
unwashed peasant classes?
As to this pathetic manky Meghan /
racism excuse - fer fuck's sake, the gold-digging bitch – (a diehard
self-centred and manipulative social climber out for the fast buck, preening in
the limelight and getting an endorphine orgasmic high from all the
ego-massaging admiration) - might well have a dash of the tar brush in her
genes, but looks sweet fuck all like a stereotype pickaninny - and thank fuck
she's not Jewish either - or else they'd be slinging accusations of
anti-Semitism at all and sundry too – with the Kosher Nostra's hasbara media
machine specifically targeting the Labour party and that sinister instigator of
Jew-bashing pogroms, the hapless Jeremy Corbyn.
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warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) –
there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the
'politically incorrect'.
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unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public
interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest
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