Once again we bring our readers the
latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering counter-culture Enhanced
Bullshit’ exposé edition from
Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted
and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the
palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those
eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal
genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour
zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% elitist
oligarchy who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
The backward and barbaric
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia looks set to kick start an enthusiastic socio-political
Great Leap Forward and breach the dogmatic religious boundaries of Wahhabism
and shift the current Dark Ages 1441 Islamic date a few centuries forward,
and eventually coincide with the rest of
the world's 21st Century 'civilized' way of 'doing things'.
This radical – and too
largely controversial move - to open its parochial and xenophobic doors to
international non-believer and 'Christian infidel' tourists - is central to incumbent
psycho Crown Prince Mohammed bin Thug's liberal economic reform 'wish list'
programme – which aims primarily to attempt a rebrand of its barbaric image amid
criticism of its deplorable human rights record - (only surpassed by Hitler,
Stalin and Pol Pot) – plus the recent crackdown on women's rights activists – and
2018 murder of exiled Saudi journalist and critic Jamal Khashoggi.
From the balance of payments
aspect, income from bin Salman's ambitious (read 'delusional') 'One Million'
tourist visits per annum target is aimed at reducing the kingdom's dependence
on the sales of oil, sand and camel shit compost to generate the required cash
to buy high-tech weaponry from the Great Satan and Isra-Hell – and so continue
to bombard the crap out of Yemen – and finance the likes of proxy war front
ISIS and Shite Helmet Sunni & Cher terrorist cells.
On Friday, the kingdom will
launch an innovative visa regime for 49 countries and relax strict dress codes
for female visitors - to wear spandex burkas - moves the Tourism Minister, Sheikh
Well Before Using, described as a historic moment for the ultra-conservative country.
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Doom n Gloom Review the Sheikh speculated "We already have women drivers, so whatever next we might ask - freedom of speech?"
Visas have until now largely
been restricted to pilgrims visiting Islam's holy city of Mecca - (re-sited after
Muhammad ditched Petra as the Muslim world's Holy of Holies following the
destruction of Abraham's original Ka'ba and moved Adam's guardian 'black rock'
there) – along with mega-bucks investors (with more money than fucking sense),
Third World expatriate slaves working for an exploitive pittance – and Western three
hole whores - willing to flog their gollies to wealthy Saudi blokes - in
exchange for a couple of hours limitless retail therapy in Aladdin's Cave.
Gee n Wow – lotsa stuff on
the bucket list to check off. Never seen an adulterous wench stoned to death –
or some hapless shoplifter's hand chopped off – or a live beheading – (gotta be
better than all those faked ISIS videos – cutting some poor twats bonce off
with an Argos kitchen knife – and never - ever - seen an ex-pat journalist
strangled then chopped to bits with a bone saw while the strains of 'Staying
Alive' boom out on the stereo - then any body parts not suitable for sale on
the dark web's black market transplant organ site fed to a pack of dogs.
Allergy
warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) –
there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the
'politically incorrect'.
This
article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely
blending high octane orthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled
conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest
factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned
references and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified bush telegraph
innuendo.
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