In this morning’s ‘Fuck Political Correctness’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Bulk internet orders for 'Zombie Knives' have been placed by canny bogeymen hunters over the last 48 hours - to restock their vigilante arsenals before the ban on the quasi-religious armaments takes effect this Thursday.
Rumour has it that since the child-murdering Masonic-Satanist-Pederast cabal of untouchable sodomite-paedos that infest the Royal Household, the (un)Civil Service, both Houses of Parliament - 'and' the religious institutions / churches that clutter our once-sceptred isle - have evolved an immunity to Holy Water, garlic and silver bullets (and police inquiries) then Zombie blades are the only weapon that can righteously emasculate, disembowel and behead members of this diabolical kiddie fiddling clique.
cc: The Mayor’s Office for Policing And Crime (MOPAC)
: Online Thought Police Troll Tracking Squad
: Ministry for Enforcement of Political Correctness
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).
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