Darkie Terrorists Nabbed ‘Red-Handed’

In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ false flag Islamic terrorist attack edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Revealed in this morning’s edition of the Daily Shitraker is a damning stream of incriminating e-mail traffic between the Tavistock Institute’s NLP Mind Control Department and Whitehall’s covert Ministry for Inciting Sectarian Violence – leaked by disaffected Bolshie moles with an axe to grind over their macerated pension rights to Ox-Rat, the snitch and grassers ‘recourse of last resort’ whistle-blowing charity: brotherly love, peace and socio-religious integration are most definitely not on the Nasty Party’s Cobra group political agenda.

Following last week’s Wallace & Gromet-orchestrated ‘terrorist’ farce on the streets of Woolwich by a couple of Nigerian stooges hired by MI5 from Renta-Jihad, PM Posh Dave Scameron will now adhere to his Zionist Master’s gameplan black propaganda schedule and set up yet another ‘shoot first’ paramilitary Plod Squad taskforce to implement their revised Big Stick strategy for dealing with Islamic extremism and radicalisation – and any other fucker or their dog who has the audacity to disagree with government policies and have a whinge about the demonisation of Muslims and the ceaseless global bully boy conflicts kick-started by the Zionist- run Great Satan in the wake of the Israeli’s 9/11 false flag attack on the US home turf.

Here again we are presented with another ham-fisted instance of Scameron’s double-dealing hypocrisy viz our multi-cultural Big Society and how we’re (read ‘you’re’) all in this together (up shitcreek sans a paddle) – then this upper class ponce sets about demonising Islam and its Muslim adherents as a bunch of Jolly Jihadist crazies who hate our democratic freedoms – and the X-Factor – and are hell bent on overthrowing the established order of things and founding a Caliphate in Brummystan or Leeds.

So we have House of Conmans MPs and the Lords – along with every other Common Purpose brainwashed civil servant and quango stooge - issuing forth a collective hue and cry for the killed controversial Communications Data Bill (critically branded as the Snoopers Charter) that seeks to push the New World Order agenda and impose a level of draconian Internet monitoring on UK citizens to be resurrected and create a total panopticon society, the likes of which would make Huxley, Kafka and Orwell collectively spew.

So with the Woolwich terrorist attack fiasco we witness the UK hierarchy’s ‘austerity / on the cheap’ version of the Boston Marathon false flag debacle – to justify further infringements of public liberty and freedom.
Conversely the scale of radicalisation is now immense and involves millions of everyday Brits of all creeds who are totally pissed of with the Nasty Party’s austerity measures.

Hence why the Ministry for National Distraction has been tasked with the ‘double whammy’ job of not only diverting the common herd’s attentions from the flawed same sex marriage bill that fudging MPs are bending over (sic) to get passed – but too the conflict of interest lunacy of arming Syrian rebel psychopaths with WMD – and at the same time provoke a desired galloping Islamophobia / anti-Muslim backlash to get the EDL riot crews and a host of other thickie hate groups out in force for a name-calling, brick-lobbing demo’ – and provide the plods with the opportunity to get some water cannon practice in.

Well a few riots reduce the negative impact of an incompetent / not fit for purpose Libservative Coalition government – and the burgeoning unemployment figures and flatline economy of our once-sceptred isle – and what a pig’s ear Scameron & Co have made of things simply to perpetuate the UK’s fatally flawed membership of the EUSSR.
(For fuck’s sake it’s not quite the IRA – ‘once in / never out’ – so surely we can say bollocks to Brussels and follow Iceland’s stellar example).

Yet the government’s treacherous Machiavellian schemes – (read ‘scams’) and intrigues are cling-film transparent to any fucker and their dog with more than two brain cells still achieving neural telemetry – and purposely devised, with arrogant malice aforethought, to appeal to the common herd’s fears and prejudices and the Tory’s multi-cultural Big Society bullshit besides, generate a storm of sectarian xenophobia and create a BNP / EDL jingoist hatred feeding frenzy reaction to justify even further expanded policing and surveillance powers.

And what a surrealist pantomime of Kafkaesque proportions last Wednesday’s performance turned out to be. This macabre scenario devised by amateurs posing as professionals - intelligence specialists and mass media conjurers (read Tavistock Institute / MI5) – to scarify, via the medium of a compliant ‘bitch’ media system, the ranks of the common herd who still believe the government and police are there to look after the public interest – and that wood grows on trees - and cannot – or purposely won’t or don’t – look further than the boobs on page 3 of their daily red top gutter press tabloid – due being stricken with the IQ of a small potted plant.

While rogue elements of the national intelligence service (sic) were busy sowing fear, suspicion and social division via the medium of a crew of second rate Thespian amateurs from the local rep’ company – with the eye witness plants all reciting from conflicting scripts, the MI5 choreographer’s special effects crew did a Tavistock two-step and splashed some badly-needed ‘blood’ around the ‘Comedy of Errors’ incident site which, while pedestrian shoppers nonchalantly loitered around to record the entire staged scenario on their smart phones, was becoming more of a Brian Rix Whitehall farce than a Greek tragedy.

Now to the crux of this Muppet Show extravaganza and the pair of clots who strategically targeted Drummer Lee Rigby: the man personally responsible for the deaths of millions of Muslims across the New World Order’s Mid-East, African and Asian neo-colonial battlefields.

Michael Adebolajo and fellow terrorist Michael Adebowale, a pair of Nigerian numptys and ex-members of the Al Muhajiroun radical Islamic group, purportedly chopped fellow actor Rigby to bits just yards from the Royal Artillery Barracks (where the armed sentries, eh?) - then instead of legging it or going into automatic shaheed / martyr mode, hung about and had a chat with the crowd on onlookers – none of whom were in the least bit scarified by the decapitation butchery and stood around gorping and actually applauding the ‘bloodless’ murder instead of following rule numero uno of natural self-preservation instinct - and doing a runner.
In fact the only thing this pair of clowns didn’t pull in their short-lived photogenic command performance was an Israeli 9/11 style high-fiving act as a fitting encore to their ritual act of sanguine slaughter.

Following the attack, the bloody-handed Adebolajo – a former apprentice Juju Man - was nonchalantly filmed by curiosity-stricken passers-by and has a well-rehearsed chat with Cub Scout leader cum part-time MI5 agent Glynis Loyau-McScuzzer (codename Brown Owl) who just happened to be aboard a passing #53 bus – on her way to Cornwall (Que? WTF?) – and to whom he confided they’d run the victim down then chopped the hell out of his inert body due the fact British soldiers killed Muslims every day and they hated our democratic freedoms.

Luckily for all concerned in the greater Woolwich area, our credibility-deficient Plod Squad (defenders of property and the elitist’s status quo) took time off from intimidating an 86-year old Bolshie grandma that she could be arrested for organising Monday’s scheduled annual cheese rolling tourney at Coopers Hill in Gloucestershire without a risk assessment being expedited and approved (as it breaches EUSSR HSE regulations) - to turn up twenty minutes late to deal with a murder-in-progress and shoot this nonsensical pair of pseudo Jolly Jihadists - and further distract the public’s attentions while their undercover pals finally pitched their tent on the right spot and spread some much needed blood around the murder scene – conspicuously absent during the stabbing / hacking / decapitation event – from both assailants, the road and pavement – and most significant of all – the headless victim himself.

Well at least this pair of ridiculous terror suspects were gunned down by the Met’s CO19 Armed Response Squad plods and didn’t turn up at Canary Wharf to find out WTF was going on as per their star-crossed 7/7 stooge contemporaries – or blunder onto Stockton tube station and get mistaken for a Brazilian electrician - or discovered by the cleaning lady, lying in the bathtub, padlocked in a big black North Face holdall.

To add a twist of the surreal, the gospel according to the rumour mill claims Michael Adebolajo was asked by his local Jobcentre Plus counsellor if he’d like a job as a spy snitch with MI5 six months before the Woolwich debacle.

The mind boggles – just the same as the 7/7 make believe terrorist crew led by Mohammed al Patsy - recruited for a Visor Security style ‘let’s play terrorists’ drill - who were that thick and disorganised they missed their scheduled train.
One can’t help but compare this fiasco to the litany of US false flag incidents – where anytime something goes ‘Ka-Fucking-Boom!’ - the FBI are the ones who recruited the terrorists and supplied the explosives.

In closing we shall stoop to coining an over-clichéd phrase: the writing’s on the wall, and the next step will be Homeland Security (read Cheka / Gestapo / Stasi) and any politically-incorrect twat who says boo to a gay goose – or heaven forbid - a coloured, disabled Jewish homosexual pensioner – or has the audacity to dare disagree with the government – will be tagged a radicalised domestic terrorist if they log onto alternative media sources to access anything containing unsavoury truths.

Stop press / drop the dead donkey: Ron Scrunt, manager of Interflora’s Woolwich High Street branch has been quick to deny conspiracy theory claims that he paid the two assailants to carry out an attack on any old passer-by squaddie from the adjacent military barracks to prompt a wave of bouquet-laying empathy from the common herd and boost his flagging sales figures.

Thought for the day: Hmmm, the black hand of the ZioNazis is all over this farce - MI5 / MI6, Mossad, the CIA, along with Krautland’s rogue DVD and GO2 groups.
So fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister and the crapitalist bankster’s ZioNazi New World Order (Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion).

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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