Labour: Woke Council Laws 2025

Yep, as the banner headline declares, under the bungling aegis of this governing Labour cabal, borough council officials shall be permitted – (due a gross lack of critical Parliamentary House of Conmans oversight regarding horse sense rationality viz their catawampus assessments and decisions) - to conjure up, and enforce, all manner of ridiculous local by-laws - which are set to morph into a total Woke joke clusterfuck fiasco - of what the hapless council tax-paying common herd sheeple can - and more specifically ‘cannot’ - do.

Just as you thought a glimmer of logical thought might just be shining through all this Woke joke EDI bullshit, adopted and sermonised by the powers that be – to accommodate and assuage the paranoid psychotic whingeing of the Equality, Diversity, and Inclusivity Brigade’s fascist membershits – then it all becomes topsy-turvy tits-up, viz true blue Alice in Wonderland 'anything goes' fashion, and as stupidity follows the course of least resistance, the asylum inmates take charge of the government’s policy-making ‘think tanks’.

Ergo, the current gospel according to the Labour Party’s deputy leader - that genetically-modified ungulate, Mangela Rayner - and her White Paper on English devolution - local council jobsworths are to be bestowed with God-like powers - to think for themselves (some joke) – and pick people's pockets - leaving no stone unturned in their money-grubbing missions to issue on-the-spot fines for what shall henceforth be, under new proposals, branded as ‘social misdemeanours’ - such as ‘climbing trees’ in public parks - which shall cop offenders a £100 quid fine. 

(For the record, this prohibition conjured by the ginger-mingin Rayner will only apply to humans, and not squirrels or feral moggies).

The detestable Rayner’s proposed changes – (previously contrived by a Tory government back bench acolyte, in a moment of misguided enthusiasm - then spontaneously ditched by the serious adults in the room - as ‘unworkable’) - will grant local council morons the expanded authority to impose fixed penalty notices – as opposed to taking people to court – where their asinine charges - targeting individual tree-climbing pubescent adventurers tasked with a ‘vertical challenge’ - might well be ridiculed and laughed at by all and sundry – and cop for swathes of very bad gutter press media coverage – due the psychotic persecution of lumberjack-wannabee children – or boy scouts on a tree house building mission.

If this idiotic proposal is passed, the move would significantly increase a council’s ability to enforce local by-laws without requiring permission from government ministers, as is currently the case – while common sense critics fear the new powers will be abused by cash-strapped council jobsworth enforcers on money-grubbing missions.

Under long-established legislation, councils must obtain approval from a government minister to introduce new local laws – whereas this set of proposed changes would remove the requirement, allowing councils to enforce by-laws through fixed penalty notices – as opposed to court proceedings – with typical on-the-spot fines issued by local authority quango thugs set to range between £50 and £100 nicker – for every tree climbed in search of a shiny conker – or bird’s egg.

Yep, now that one is gonna knock a hole in some hapless kid’s pocket money savings, when the Plod Squad are tasked to call round and give his piggy bank an enema.

One shakes their head in bewilderment when some piece of feather-brained, gross oversight inadvertently bestows councils with powers to issue on the spot penalties for 'tree climbing' offences - on a par with littering and fly-tipping - while the rabid Rayner’s Labour administration White Paper further argues the centuries-old process for making by-laws is outdated - and her government will leave no stone unturned in their mission to authorise overzealous town hall jobsworths to pick people's pockets – (more at ‘mugging’) - by criminalising lawful innocent activities in public places, such as vaping, walking a dog, climbing a tree, or going on organised group fitness runs – all activities enjoyed in protected public spaces.

Hmmm, read on for more of the socio-political over-reach madness targeting the hapless taxpaying public. 

Proposed social misdemeanours / crimes to watch out for: walking more than one dog at a time (really, no joke); playing music – or football, or cricket games, in a park; using model aircraft and kites – and the list goes on - with any informal games potentially branded as a public nuisance - resulting in penalties under the expanded powers.

IQ-stunted councils jobsworths have already demonstrated their ability to legally (sic) extort the hapless public via the medium of fines - with £620 million quid collected in social penalties alone in 2023. 

To wit, our justice system has been hijacked by mercenary council quango agents, to enforce these ‘archaic by-laws’ and fixed penalty notices – via methods of highway robbery revenue-raising extortion – (plus lining the taxman's pockets) – while they cop a percentage of each fine they impose. 

https://www.gbnews.com/news/councils-fines-climbing-trees-parks-angela-rayner

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Winter Fuel Allowance Payment Crisis

Thousands of Broken Britain’s vulnerable old age pensioners lose their annual – and established - £300 quid cold weather support as Pension Credit claims are arbitrarily rejected as an ‘unaffordable extravagance’ out of hand by our heartless Labour government Chancellor’s office Chief Troll, Rachel Thieves.

Yet in an extroverted, and dismissive display of ‘couldn’t care less about public opinion’ - yesterday this very same cabal of political scum dispatched a cash-in-hand payment of £50 million quid to the all-new revolutionary, rebel Islamic terrorist take-over ‘government’ (sic) of Syria – which were, solely - (er, with some help from the Yanks) - so recently responsible for unseating Moscow's second-generation incumbent Middle East client, Basher al-Assad, out of his office – and his palace.

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-pension-credit-claim

Yep, £50 million nicker spare for Syrian ISIS scallies but net zero for our retired pensioner Grannies and Grand-Dad’s winter fuel allowance back home, here in Food Bank Britain.

But worry not, folks - we'll struggle through the chill winds and frosty nights, to the Spring thaw – surviving chilblains and all – keeping warm, cuddled up to the cat, or a hot water bottle – or both – and perhaps even up close and personal, cuddling the sexy Granny next door - if we’re lucky.

Ergo, following the precept that revenge is a meal best savoured cold, we shall wait for the next fateful election day - local or general - then Labour's 'Call Me Sir' Keir Stammerer, and his ginger mingin Deputy, Mangela Rayner, and that rodent-featured excuse for a Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves, will be inundated with a shit shower of ‘venomous votes’ – that shall see them out of office – one by one – or piecemeal - on pensioner-cast ballots alone.

Labour are a doomed political entity for their hit on we pensioners, and now living on borrowed time.

Keir Hardie and Ramsay MacDonald must be turning in their respective graves as they review from the Netherworld what a fubar Stammerer and Co have made of the once common herd friendly Labour Party.

For the record, and reader interest, as an MP in 1892, Hardie advocated a graduated income tax, free schooling, state pensions, the abolition of the Upper House of Frauds doss-pit;  and for women's right to vote – and thanks to those efforts, much of which came to pass.

There again, the entire Labour shebang has been going to shit in a handcart since Hardy’s day - and more so when we view the disastrous days of Slime Minister Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and his Moscow Soviet ‘handler’ secretary – Marcia Williams – aka Lady Forkbender – all the way to the scandalous incumbency of Anthony ‘Charles Lynton’ Bliar – and his pet Scottie sidekick, Gordon ‘Cyclops’ Broon.

On an end note, with mention of that dog wanker double act - Bliar and Broon - we feel obliged to include their insidious Prince of Mischief mate - that notorious sodomite, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers - so recently 'elevated' (sic) to the role of Ambassador to Washington - under  a coming Trump Presidency - the very man Scandalson referred to as a racist and a bully. 

Lol's - that diplomatic arrangement reads as doomed  even before it kicks off.

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Minister Millipede Scratches Head

Yep, and there we have it - a picture says a thousand words.

Here, in person - no imitations or gimmicks - is the Labour Party's self-promoting 'Climate Champion' - and piss poor, hi-viz excuse for an incumbent Environment Minister - Ed Millipede - scratching his IQ deficient head, as he cogitates upon achieving Net Zero carbon cap reduction figures - while overcoming the impossible, and simultaneous, task of keeping the lights on.  

"Mummy, Mummy, I need a bit of help over here.” "Where am I?   What went wrong?”

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Labour Warn of Impending Drought

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' numpty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Parliamentary Weather Forecasting' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Labour party political stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The incumbent Labour Party’s ginger-mingin excuse for a Housing Minister, Mangela Rayner, has pretentiously declared, for public consumption, that she personally plans to oversee the construction of 1.5 million homes by 2029 – which more competent and experienced minds, reflecting on reality, as opposed to ego-fuelled fantasy - rightly claim will leave our once-sceptred isle at risk of an impending drought - by creating demands on Broken Britain’s sole water supplier, Oftwat, for an extra half a billion litres of the precious liquid per day.

Yeah, let’s just focus primarily on that 1:5 million homes built by 2029 – over the coming 5 years – which simple math calculates at 328,000 per annum – and to go one damning step further with this – 900-plus (yep, that’s ‘nine hundred’) – per day.

Fer fuck’s sake, even an Olympic event team of brickies on piecework, serviced by super hero hod carriers – with excavated foundations already dug – and a legion of mixer machines processing the cement - would shake their heads at that forecast.

Utilities-savvy geeks and sages jointly speculate, and are of one mind, that this figure accounts for drinking water supplies alone - with sans mentions, so far – of the extra water consumed by washing machines, household potted plants, lawns and garden maintenance - along with the occasional shower or bath for adults, children – and pet canines – and that ever-essential daily act of flushing the crapper after use.

Hmmm, grateful thanks for initiating that little piece of gullible public scaremongering, Minister Rayner - and all to manifest by 2029 eh?

Que? Have Labour – and Der Fuhrer ‘Call me Sir’ Kier Stammerer - actually deluded themselves into believing they will still be in office by 2029 – after their piss poor six months performance to date – such as slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowances – thus subsequently losing millions of OAP votes come a local, or general, election.

Regardless of Labour’s delusions, the story so far, viz the gospel according to water utility suppliers, the rabid Rayner’s extravagant – more at delusional – pipe dream plans to build 1.5 million more homes by 2029 will leave Britain at risk of drought – with these extra households creating a demand for an extra half a billion litres of water each day.

Yep, you heard the Oftwat fubar weather forecast just right the first time around: a drought, forecast to strike our rain-soaked north Atlantic isles – if this scheme goes ahead.

Really, where did this ginger-mingin troll derive the qualification to plan a housing project of such scope – when her sole claim to fame (read ‘notoriety’) - in younger Stockport-based school days was being the local bike to have a ride on - followed by employment in a care home?

There again, the Rayner beast is simply parroting the opinion of Environment Agency prophets, who claim Britian is heading for a shortage of more than a billion litres a day by the end of this current decade - due a lack of government foresight and a failure to invest - (aka ‘avoiding’) - in replacing the country’s creaking Victorian infrastructure for the past 30 years – a factor which now-privatised, share-holder ‘for profit’ water companies are blaming the Oftwat government regulator, stating it has failed to source the required investment to construct new reservoirs.

Meanwhile, not wishing to be left off the useless comments list, Labour’s shit-for brains excuse for an Environment Secretary, Steve Reed, backed the predictions of catastrophe, and speculated that “Unless we take action to increase water supply then the demand for drinking water will start to outstrip supply in a way that happens with deep wells and oases in the Sahara desert – and Britain will have to impose a system of water rationing.”

And now for Labour’s solution to this so-recently announce, looming problem - with water bills set to surge by 20% in bid to fix the damage – before rationing is imposed – which roughly equates at an extra £100 nicker per annum for the hapless householders to fork out.

Contrastingly, the money-grubbing ‘for profit’ supply operators, led by  Southern Water - the greedy provider for Kent, Sussex and Hampshire - has demanded that the regulator should raise bills by 84%, while the equally voracious Thames Water is pushing for charges to rise by 53%

This was followed by a line of the customary buck-passing, with Labour blaming the Tories for failing to build new infrastructure, including reservoirs and laying fresh pipelines, as sewage spills left rivers, lakes and seas choked by pollution (read shit’) – whereas past oversights by Labour, when in office under the equally inept leadershit likes of Tony Bliar and Gorden Broon, conspicuously avoided any mention of culpability.

Hmmm, all more at scent than substance – for has any fucker or their dog thought this one though to a satisfactory conclusion?

Ergo: 1:5 million new house builds equates at !:5 million extra faucets being turned on = extra water required.

To wit: how about 1:5 million extra toilets being flushed - any thoughts on overloaded sewerage works to deal with all the extra shit? Or is that ‘effluent’ pre-destined for some ‘overflow’ trout stream – and once-pristine, sandy beach?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14194041/Angela-Rayners-plans-build-1-5million-homes-2029-leave-Britain-risk-drought.html

https://www.gbnews.com/news/water-bills-rise-fix-sewage-damage-steve-reed-rationing

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Channel Crossing: Hard Way vs Easier Way

                             

Really? While we appreciate the ethic of wanting to save a few quid, do these desert-dweller asylum seekers not realise this is no oasis pond – and the Channel too deep to wade across?

Or just too thick to cotton on to the fact that's why the other guys hired a big rubber boat?

Beware: UK’s Zionist Plod Squad

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Land-Grabbing Zionist Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘UN-sanctioned Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of corrupt international ‘human rights – and wrongs - hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy – poisoning the core of every global government, and the United Nations hierarchy – all cursed by their exaggerated egocentric sense of entitlement, and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Ha! Here we go again – for even in our perennial state of common herd ignorance, inflicted from junior school levels via government programmed ‘educators’ (sic) - and a daily dose of mass media 'indoctrination' (aka 'deceit) – plus the fickle, forked tongues of elected politicians - it was contemplated the socio-political-economic state of things could not get any more screwed up – then this latest Zionist propaganda concept turns around and kicks us squarely in the ever-gullible ‘Doubting Thomas’ derriere.

So, hark the near Middle East madness, with the detritus of their sectarian / racist hate sermons now washing up on our sacred shores of Albion – a factor which immediately springs forth thoughts reminiscent of the Judaic Sanhedrin ‘Stasi’ prosecuting and crucifying God’s only Son, Jesus Christ – for speaking His Messianic ‘Truth’ - in condemning their nefarious infidelities.

To wit, the Revisionist Zionist Jewish intruders, camped out upon our very doorstep - here in Food Bank Britain – (formerly Broken Britain ) - have - sans any format of respectful legitimacy, formed their own Kikester God Squad police force - a bunch of mercenary pretenders - launching private prosecutions of ‘hate crimes’ against any and all who might sport the brazen audacity to speak the bloody obvious Truth - and condemn the rogue Zionist state of Israel’s despicable record of human rights abuses – read ‘war crimes’ – visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian Muslim civilian populations of the IDF-occupied – and ever-diminishing - West Bank Territories, and the neighbouring, besieged Gaza Strip littoral enclave – the IDF’s F15l fighter-bomber pilot’s target of choice - aka Muslim Demolition Central.

This UK-based Campaign Against Anti-Semitism’s chief barker - a perennial, whingeing victim - and Holohoax inflationist / historic truths manipulator, none other than one Gideon Falter – who ignores the fact that which he is falsely categorising as anti-Semitic – (covetously, in blatant format, ‘hijacking’ – and ‘monopolising’ - the term ‘Semite’ for his very own) – whereas what Falter refers to as ‘anti-Jewish’ protests and hatred, are, in all ‘Truth’, internationally-held anti-Zionist sentiments - regarding ‘not’ the Jewish faith, nor its adherents - yet rather the rogue Zionist state of Israel, and its ruling Knesset - overlorded by Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party government – they who commission the IDF’s inhuman treatment – the land thefts – ‘and’ human rights abuses, ‘and’ war crimes – that are visited on the hapless, captive heads of the Muslim Palestinian populations of the now-greatly diminished West Bank Territories, and Gaza Strip concentration camp.

Both these afore-mentioned Palestinian areas of occupation are a mere fraction of the acreage of what was collectively, until 1948 - and the Yawm an Nakba – (the Day of the Catastrophe) – the historic, sovereign state of Palestine - when the Zionist ‘Jews of convenience’ European exile Yidster immigrants formed homicidal terrorist gangs – the Irgun, the Haganah the Lehi, and the Palmach - to force, via a campaign of indiscriminate violence, the British Mandate’s hand – (ref sort-of ‘legitimised’ (sic) via the outrageous, Rothshite-contrived Balfour Declaration) - to cede Palestine to the Zionist control of David Ben-Gurion – and accept the rebranding of the country as Israel.

Hmmm, albeit this Fata Morgana ‘Biblical’ delusion that Palestine is the Zionist’s Promised Land blends, with perfect congruity, the historic – and grossly egocentric - delusion that they are God’s ‘Chosen People’.

Ergo, by this violent route, that marks every inch of their post-1948 existence as a nation state, established on the stolen lands of others - and to the present day - not for a single second overlooking the venal crimes and indiscriminate assassinations expedited by agents of the manky Mossad and Shin Beth, the political Zionists have brazenly usurped the historic established order of things and claimed the sovereign state of Palestine as their Israel – their Promised Land.

Yep, Promised Land, no less - promised by some mythical deity – Yəhōwā – the purported God of the Old Testament’s Abraham – formerly Abram – and that schmutz from the Nile bullrushes - Moses).

Typical of all paranoid psychotics, in this latest diatribe of condemnation, Falter insists that anti-Semitism only applies to him, and his God’s chosen people mates – the land-grabbing Zionist Israelis – yet with nary a mention of the Muslim Arab peoples whose numbers are rife and legion across the Middle East expanse – (and in these modern times of international travel and resettlement, the entire World) - being no less Semites – of the same Semitic race origins - for long before the days of divisive religious affiliations, of Abraham, or Muhammad, were collectively all members of the wandering pagan tribes, of Semitic peoples.

Doubtless this psychotic Falter character will automatically justify the horrific open news source photos of Israel’s recent homicidal military actions – follow URL below - visited on the civilian population of the Gaza Strip – as opposed to conceding the Truth, and hang his pointy head in shame viz the fact that this land of Israel today has its 70 year-old foundation laid deep - upon layers of Muslim Palestinian corpses.

To close, this is all so typical of the Falter brand of paranoid, psychotic zealots, and their twisted ilk – ignoring legions of blatant human rights abuses – and wicked war crimes – in a pointless attempt to sanitise Zionist Israel’s war-mongering actions as ‘self-preservation’ from the dark, Satanic forces of Islamic Evil.

https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/photos/israel-continues-bombing-of-gaza

https://www.gbnews.com/news/police-jews-enforce-law-after-accusing-police-antisemitism

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Labour Plan OAP Winter Genocide

Yep, the banner headline says it all.

So, WTF ‘muddled’ socio-political agenda is motivating these Labour Party 'champagne socialist' clowns? 

First it’s ‘screw the farmers and their tax-free inheritance scams’ – the very same folks who produce the porridge oats n milk n eggs n toast for the breakfast table – along with the ingredients for the remaining square meals of our daily diet  - and now this absurd ‘government’ (sic) are planning a mass die-off extinction level event to freeze Food Bank Britain’s senior citizens to death – and subsequently, by malevolent design, thus save forking out life support pension payments every month to the nation’s no-longer-productive Grandmas and Granddads.

A canvas of Broken Britain’s self-aware electorate – those still able to think for themselves - regardless of being programmed by celebrity moron opinions in the daily mass media news sheets – or on the goggle box – are, collectively, of one mind, and opinion, that the House of Conmans incumbent majority Labour Party shall – due their slashing of the established winter fuel allowance for our older generations - be held responsible, at cabinet office ministerial level, for the predicted hypothermia deaths of a legion of OAPs during this imminent 2024 / 2025 Winter freeze.

So, which coterie of bubble-head psychotic gurus manning the cabinet office advisory desk (Moron McSweeny-Todd?) conjured up this ‘spiffingly great money-saving idea’ for the feather-brained executive considerations of 'Call me Sir' Keir Stammerer, and his egocentric, rodent-dunce of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves – the traitors within – as a solution to correcting the purported shortfalls in Food Bank Britain’s economy?

Who? Well, obviously those specifically elected to political office, and charged with ‘safeguarding’ (sic) the best interests and welfare of our once-proud nation – this sacred isle of Albion – and here we focus our condemnatory attentions on the political officials, and career un-civil service bureaucrap advisors, collectively responsible for shit-canning our elderly citizen’s winter fuel allowance payments.

Hmmm, mass murder planned – a veritable geriatric genocide most foul – and all to fill in this £22 billion quid 'bottomless pit' Black Hole that Fishy Sunak's Tory government are purported – by Labour’s bean counters – to have excavated in Broken Britain's economy – and which they determine can be easily filled – (cheaper than digging a mass grave and supplying body bags) - with the bodies of snap frozen old age pensioners - who have succumbed to hypothermia, and a range of other cold-related afflictions - while sat in their front rooms cuddling the cat – or a hot water bottle - for that extra degree of bodily warmth - due their Winter Fuel Allowances being slashed - and thus now lacking the ackers to top up the pre-pay gas and electric meters.

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-labour-pensioner-deaths

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-stop-axe-pensioner-energy

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.