Wednesday, 18 December 2024

Winter Fuel Allowance Payment Crisis

Thousands of Broken Britain’s vulnerable old age pensioners lose their annual – and established - £300 quid cold weather support as Pension Credit claims are arbitrarily rejected as an ‘unaffordable extravagance’ out of hand by our heartless Labour government Chancellor’s office Chief Troll, Rachel Thieves.

Yet in an extroverted, and dismissive display of ‘couldn’t care less about public opinion’ - yesterday this very same cabal of political scum dispatched a cash-in-hand payment of £50 million quid to the all-new revolutionary, rebel Islamic terrorist take-over ‘government’ (sic) of Syria – which were, solely - (er, with some help from the Yanks) - so recently responsible for unseating Moscow's second-generation incumbent Middle East client, Basher al-Assad, out of his office – and his palace.

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-pension-credit-claim

Yep, £50 million nicker spare for Syrian ISIS scallies but net zero for our retired pensioner Grannies and Grand-Dad’s winter fuel allowance back home, here in Food Bank Britain.

But worry not, folks - we'll struggle through the chill winds and frosty nights, to the Spring thaw – surviving chilblains and all – keeping warm, cuddled up to the cat, or a hot water bottle – or both – and perhaps even up close and personal, cuddling the sexy Granny next door - if we’re lucky.

Ergo, following the precept that revenge is a meal best savoured cold, we shall wait for the next fateful election day - local or general - then Labour's 'Call Me Sir' Keir Stammerer, and his ginger mingin Deputy, Mangela Rayner, and that rodent-featured excuse for a Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves, will be inundated with a shit shower of ‘venomous votes’ – that shall see them out of office – one by one – or piecemeal - on pensioner-cast ballots alone.

Labour are a doomed political entity for their hit on we pensioners, and now living on borrowed time.

Keir Hardie and Ramsay MacDonald must be turning in their respective graves as they review from the Netherworld what a fubar Stammerer and Co have made of the once common herd friendly Labour Party.

For the record, and reader interest, as an MP in 1892, Hardie advocated a graduated income tax, free schooling, state pensions, the abolition of the Upper House of Frauds doss-pit;  and for women's right to vote – and thanks to those efforts, much of which came to pass.

There again, the entire Labour shebang has been going to shit in a handcart since Hardy’s day - and more so when we view the disastrous days of Slime Minister Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and his Moscow Soviet ‘handler’ secretary – Marcia Williams – aka Lady Forkbender – all the way to the scandalous incumbency of Anthony ‘Charles Lynton’ Bliar – and his pet Scottie sidekick, Gordon ‘Cyclops’ Broon.

On an end note, with mention of that dog wanker double act - Bliar and Broon - we feel obliged to include their insidious Prince of Mischief mate - that notorious sodomite, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers - so recently 'elevated' (sic) to the role of Ambassador to Washington - under  a coming Trump Presidency - the very man Scandalson referred to as a racist and a bully. 

Lol's - that diplomatic arrangement reads as doomed  even before it kicks off.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tuesday, 17 December 2024

Minister Millipede Scratches Head

Yep, and there we have it - a picture says a thousand words.

Here, in person - no imitations or gimmicks - is the Labour Party's self-promoting 'Climate Champion' - and piss poor, hi-viz excuse for an incumbent Environment Minister - Ed Millipede - scratching his IQ deficient head, as he cogitates upon achieving Net Zero carbon cap reduction figures - while overcoming the impossible, and simultaneous, task of keeping the lights on.  

"Mummy, Mummy, I need a bit of help over here.” "Where am I?   What went wrong?”


Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

Monday, 16 December 2024

Labour Warn of Impending Drought

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' numpty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Parliamentary Weather Forecasting' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Labour party political stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The incumbent Labour Party’s ginger-mingin excuse for a Housing Minister, Mangela Rayner, has pretentiously declared, for public consumption, that she personally plans to oversee the construction of 1.5 million homes by 2029 – which more competent and experienced minds, reflecting on reality, as opposed to ego-fuelled fantasy - rightly claim will leave our once-sceptred isle at risk of an impending drought - by creating demands on Broken Britain’s sole water supplier, Oftwat, for an extra half a billion litres of the precious liquid per day.

Yeah, let’s just focus primarily on that 1:5 million homes built by 2029 – over the coming 5 years – which simple math calculates at 328,000 per annum – and to go one damning step further with this – 900-plus (yep, that’s ‘nine hundred’) – per day.

Fer fuck’s sake, even an Olympic event team of brickies on piecework, serviced by super hero hod carriers – with excavated foundations already dug – and a legion of mixer machines processing the cement - would shake their heads at that forecast.

Utilities-savvy geeks and sages jointly speculate, and are of one mind, that this figure accounts for drinking water supplies alone - with sans mentions, so far – of the extra water consumed by washing machines, household potted plants, lawns and garden maintenance - along with the occasional shower or bath for adults, children – and pet canines – and that ever-essential daily act of flushing the crapper after use.

Hmmm, grateful thanks for initiating that little piece of gullible public scaremongering, Minister Rayner - and all to manifest by 2029 eh?

Que? Have Labour – and Der Fuhrer ‘Call me Sir’ Kier Stammerer - actually deluded themselves into believing they will still be in office by 2029 – after their piss poor six months performance to date – such as slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowances – thus subsequently losing millions of OAP votes come a local, or general, election.

Regardless of Labour’s delusions, the story so far, viz the gospel according to water utility suppliers, the rabid Rayner’s extravagant – more at delusional – pipe dream plans to build 1.5 million more homes by 2029 will leave Britain at risk of drought – with these extra households creating a demand for an extra half a billion litres of water each day.

Yep, you heard the Oftwat fubar weather forecast just right the first time around: a drought, forecast to strike our rain-soaked north Atlantic isles – if this scheme goes ahead.

Really, where did this ginger-mingin troll derive the qualification to plan a housing project of such scope – when her sole claim to fame (read ‘notoriety’) - in younger Stockport-based school days was being the local bike to have a ride on - followed by employment in a care home?

There again, the Rayner beast is simply parroting the opinion of Environment Agency prophets, who claim Britian is heading for a shortage of more than a billion litres a day by the end of this current decade - due a lack of government foresight and a failure to invest - (aka ‘avoiding’) - in replacing the country’s creaking Victorian infrastructure for the past 30 years – a factor which now-privatised, share-holder ‘for profit’ water companies are blaming the Oftwat government regulator, stating it has failed to source the required investment to construct new reservoirs.

Meanwhile, not wishing to be left off the useless comments list, Labour’s shit-for brains excuse for an Environment Secretary, Steve Reed, backed the predictions of catastrophe, and speculated that “Unless we take action to increase water supply then the demand for drinking water will start to outstrip supply in a way that happens with deep wells and oases in the Sahara desert – and Britain will have to impose a system of water rationing.”

And now for Labour’s solution to this so-recently announce, looming problem - with water bills set to surge by 20% in bid to fix the damage – before rationing is imposed – which roughly equates at an extra £100 nicker per annum for the hapless householders to fork out.

Contrastingly, the money-grubbing ‘for profit’ supply operators, led by  Southern Water - the greedy provider for Kent, Sussex and Hampshire - has demanded that the regulator should raise bills by 84%, while the equally voracious Thames Water is pushing for charges to rise by 53%

This was followed by a line of the customary buck-passing, with Labour blaming the Tories for failing to build new infrastructure, including reservoirs and laying fresh pipelines, as sewage spills left rivers, lakes and seas choked by pollution (read shit’) – whereas past oversights by Labour, when in office under the equally inept leadershit likes of Tony Bliar and Gorden Broon, conspicuously avoided any mention of culpability.

Hmmm, all more at scent than substance – for has any fucker or their dog thought this one though to a satisfactory conclusion?

Ergo: 1:5 million new house builds equates at !:5 million extra faucets being turned on = extra water required.

To wit: how about 1:5 million extra toilets being flushed - any thoughts on overloaded sewerage works to deal with all the extra shit? Or is that ‘effluent’ pre-destined for some ‘overflow’ trout stream – and once-pristine, sandy beach?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14194041/Angela-Rayners-plans-build-1-5million-homes-2029-leave-Britain-risk-drought.html

https://www.gbnews.com/news/water-bills-rise-fix-sewage-damage-steve-reed-rationing

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Saturday, 14 December 2024

Channel Crossing: Hard Way vs Easier Way

                             

Really? While we appreciate the ethic of wanting to save a few quid, do these desert-dweller asylum seekers not realise this is no oasis pond – and the Channel too deep to wade across?

Or just too thick to cotton on to the fact that's why the other guys hired a big rubber boat?

Sunday, 1 December 2024

Beware: UK’s Zionist Plod Squad

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Land-Grabbing Zionist Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘UN-sanctioned Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of corrupt international ‘human rights – and wrongs - hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy – poisoning the core of every global government, and the United Nations hierarchy – all cursed by their exaggerated egocentric sense of entitlement, and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Ha! Here we go again – for even in our perennial state of common herd ignorance, inflicted from junior school levels via government programmed ‘educators’ (sic) - and a daily dose of mass media 'indoctrination' (aka 'deceit) – plus the fickle, forked tongues of elected politicians - it was contemplated the socio-political-economic state of things could not get any more screwed up – then this latest Zionist propaganda concept turns around and kicks us squarely in the ever-gullible ‘Doubting Thomas’ derriere.

So, hark the near Middle East madness, with the detritus of their sectarian / racist hate sermons now washing up on our sacred shores of Albion – a factor which immediately springs forth thoughts reminiscent of the Judaic Sanhedrin ‘Stasi’ prosecuting and crucifying God’s only Son, Jesus Christ – for speaking His Messianic ‘Truth’ - in condemning their nefarious infidelities.

To wit, the Revisionist Zionist Jewish intruders, camped out upon our very doorstep - here in Food Bank Britain – (formerly Broken Britain ) - have - sans any format of respectful legitimacy, formed their own Kikester God Squad police force - a bunch of mercenary pretenders - launching private prosecutions of ‘hate crimes’ against any and all who might sport the brazen audacity to speak the bloody obvious Truth - and condemn the rogue Zionist state of Israel’s despicable record of human rights abuses – read ‘war crimes’ – visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian Muslim civilian populations of the IDF-occupied – and ever-diminishing - West Bank Territories, and the neighbouring, besieged Gaza Strip littoral enclave – the IDF’s F15l fighter-bomber pilot’s target of choice - aka Muslim Demolition Central.

This UK-based Campaign Against Anti-Semitism’s chief barker - a perennial, whingeing victim - and Holohoax inflationist / historic truths manipulator, none other than one Gideon Falter – who ignores the fact that which he is falsely categorising as anti-Semitic – (covetously, in blatant format, ‘hijacking’ – and ‘monopolising’ - the term ‘Semite’ for his very own) – whereas what Falter refers to as ‘anti-Jewish’ protests and hatred, are, in all ‘Truth’, internationally-held anti-Zionist sentiments - regarding ‘not’ the Jewish faith, nor its adherents - yet rather the rogue Zionist state of Israel, and its ruling Knesset - overlorded by Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party government – they who commission the IDF’s inhuman treatment – the land thefts – ‘and’ human rights abuses, ‘and’ war crimes – that are visited on the hapless, captive heads of the Muslim Palestinian populations of the now-greatly diminished West Bank Territories, and Gaza Strip concentration camp.

Both these afore-mentioned Palestinian areas of occupation are a mere fraction of the acreage of what was collectively, until 1948 - and the Yawm an Nakba – (the Day of the Catastrophe) – the historic, sovereign state of Palestine - when the Zionist ‘Jews of convenience’ European exile Yidster immigrants formed homicidal terrorist gangs – the Irgun, the Haganah the Lehi, and the Palmach - to force, via a campaign of indiscriminate violence, the British Mandate’s hand – (ref sort-of ‘legitimised’ (sic) via the outrageous, Rothshite-contrived Balfour Declaration) - to cede Palestine to the Zionist control of David Ben-Gurion – and accept the rebranding of the country as Israel.

Hmmm, albeit this Fata Morgana ‘Biblical’ delusion that Palestine is the Zionist’s Promised Land blends, with perfect congruity, the historic – and grossly egocentric - delusion that they are God’s ‘Chosen People’.

Ergo, by this violent route, that marks every inch of their post-1948 existence as a nation state, established on the stolen lands of others - and to the present day - not for a single second overlooking the venal crimes and indiscriminate assassinations expedited by agents of the manky Mossad and Shin Beth, the political Zionists have brazenly usurped the historic established order of things and claimed the sovereign state of Palestine as their Israel – their Promised Land.

Yep, Promised Land, no less - promised by some mythical deity – Yəhōwā – the purported God of the Old Testament’s Abraham – formerly Abram – and that schmutz from the Nile bullrushes - Moses).

Typical of all paranoid psychotics, in this latest diatribe of condemnation, Falter insists that anti-Semitism only applies to him, and his God’s chosen people mates – the land-grabbing Zionist Israelis – yet with nary a mention of the Muslim Arab peoples whose numbers are rife and legion across the Middle East expanse – (and in these modern times of international travel and resettlement, the entire World) - being no less Semites – of the same Semitic race origins - for long before the days of divisive religious affiliations, of Abraham, or Muhammad, were collectively all members of the wandering pagan tribes, of Semitic peoples.

Doubtless this psychotic Falter character will automatically justify the horrific open news source photos of Israel’s recent homicidal military actions – follow URL below - visited on the civilian population of the Gaza Strip – as opposed to conceding the Truth, and hang his pointy head in shame viz the fact that this land of Israel today has its 70 year-old foundation laid deep - upon layers of Muslim Palestinian corpses.

To close, this is all so typical of the Falter brand of paranoid, psychotic zealots, and their twisted ilk – ignoring legions of blatant human rights abuses – and wicked war crimes – in a pointless attempt to sanitise Zionist Israel’s war-mongering actions as ‘self-preservation’ from the dark, Satanic forces of Islamic Evil.

https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/photos/israel-continues-bombing-of-gaza

https://www.gbnews.com/news/police-jews-enforce-law-after-accusing-police-antisemitism

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.