Thursday, 3 December 2020

Tory One-Upmanship & Divisive Devolution

Imprudent remarks by the Tory Nasty Party’s pathetic excuse for an Education Secretary, Gavin ‘Fireplace’ Williamson, during a radio interview, included an assertion that Broken Britain has "… the best medical regulator – and that’s why we got the Shitzer / Bio-Crap Covid-1984 mRNA / BNT162b2 vaccine first – as we are the best country" - have raised furious eyebrows and vehement objections across Europe.

On Wednesday the UK's Medicines and Healthcare Regulatory Agency became the first to approve the controversially-toxic Gates of Hell nano-vaccine for use on the most vulnerable - and gullible - sectors of society, starting next week.

Gorgonzilla van der Twatt, a non-binary spokesperson for the Brussels-based European Commission, informed one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker that the EUSSR did not wish to get involved with stupid comparisons - or a pissing competition - about who had the most corrupt / 'couldn’t care less' medical regulator.

“We are well aware that Bitchy Britain’s SAGE advisors and medical regulators all hold profitable conflict of interest positions with Big Pharma corporations and don’t give a shit viz the efficacy – or safety aspects – of these vaccines. Conversely, we are definitely not getting into a one-upmanship game of comparing who has the most incompetent or corrupt regulators.”

"This is not a football competition, for are talking about the life and health of a legion of the tax-paying common herd peasants who fund bureaucrats' salaries - and not undertaking sinister vaccine trials on a hapless host of reluctant political dissidents in a Chinese prison.”

Plundering the depths of unqualified arrogance, Wanker Williamson further compounded his imbecility by opining to LGBT Radio that Food Bank Britain’s medicines and healthcare products regulatory agency is superior to those of France, Germany and Belgium and the rest of Third World Europe - and definitely better than the good ole US of A – “… simply because we're a much better country than every single one of them".

And if this drivel from Williamson wasn’t bad enough, the Welsh Wales' Chief Tosspot, Muddled Mark Drakeford, has issued an edict from on high that pubs across sheep shagger land will remain closed –while those in England remain open to occasional imbibers and total piss-heads alike.

But for the fortunate fence-hoppers living along the Welsh border, they can simply take a walk across the road and enjoy a fresh pint of best bitter in an English pub.

What a fucking divisive shambles devolution has turned out to be – and achieved sweet fuck all results in controlling the fake Covid-1984 scamdemic virus contagion spread – apart from causing mass confusion with their egocentric – and politically motivated - individual lockdown social control regulations.

Politics at its worst, with tinpot leaders of Dopey Drakeford's - and the ginger-mingin Sturgeon’s ilk - wielding dictatorial powers – and whatever the fuck Worstminster say then Duckford and the Scottish Nonce Party’s wee Jimmy Crankie are sure to breach the boundaries of common fucking sense and do something ‘completely different’.

Utter chaos in motion, due these weapons-grade elitist imbeciles either in charge of – or ill-advising – what poses as ‘our government’ – aka Bojo n the Buffoon Brigade.

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