Tuesday 15 September 2020

Grass Up Covid-1984 'Rule of Six' Offenders


Covid-1984 'Rule of Six' breaches: Grass up Offenders

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54142699

From today, new rules restrict indoor and outdoor gatherings in England and Scotland, and indoor groups in Wales.

The gospel according to the Tory Nasty Party's Snitch Minister, 'Kit 'the Shit' Malthouse, people should report their neighbours for any suspected breaches of new "Rule of Six" limits on social gatherings.

Maltloaf urges the public to grass up people they don't like – along with other suspected law-breaking social gatherers through the Plod Squad's Covid Stasi Brigade's non-emergency numbers.

Que? What the fuck next? It's not exactly the Black Death or Captain Trips – or a nasty bout of the Tarellian bio-weapon plague – which fortunately only seems to knobble Trekkies – but some common or garden dose of the flu that wipes out state pension-scrounging coffin dodgers by the droves.

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