Tuesday, 15 September 2020

Covid-1984 Virus is Cosmic Event


Is there life floating in the clouds of Venus?

Yes, the British Bullshit Corporation Does It Again

Science & Environment Guesstimates Dept

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-54133538

By Amos & Andy - BBC Science Correspondents

It's an extraordinary possibility - the idea that living organisms are floating in the clouds of Planet Venus.

But this is what astronomers are now considering after detecting some odd virus and RNA fragments in the Venusian atmosphere they can't explain- (er – as it's too fucking far away).

The gospel according to PM Bonkers Boris Nonsense Tory Nasty Party sci-fi supremo's, Prof Neil 'Guesswork' Ferguson;  Sir Paddy Unbalanced; Prof Chris Shitty; and Prof Rebecca 'Piranha Jaws' van Allen Belt – the verdict is done n dusted – it's the Dreaded Lurgy Covid-1984 virus spreading its deadly pathogenic testicles across the entire solar system – (yes the one that only kills 'very old' coffin dodgers with several underlying comorbidity health issues) – and NASA estimate the Moon is already infected to epidemic level (bye-bye the Clangers) – and Mars might well be next – then our solar system and galaxy – and the entire Universe if the Tory's loopy lockdown policy continues to be ignored by radical critical thinkers who believe this scamdemic viral pathogen is more at scent than substance.

Grass Up Covid-1984 'Rule of Six' Offenders


Covid-1984 'Rule of Six' breaches: Grass up Offenders

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54142699

From today, new rules restrict indoor and outdoor gatherings in England and Scotland, and indoor groups in Wales.

The gospel according to the Tory Nasty Party's Snitch Minister, 'Kit 'the Shit' Malthouse, people should report their neighbours for any suspected breaches of new "Rule of Six" limits on social gatherings.

Maltloaf urges the public to grass up people they don't like – along with other suspected law-breaking social gatherers through the Plod Squad's Covid Stasi Brigade's non-emergency numbers.

Que? What the fuck next? It's not exactly the Black Death or Captain Trips – or a nasty bout of the Tarellian bio-weapon plague – which fortunately only seems to knobble Trekkies – but some common or garden dose of the flu that wipes out state pension-scrounging coffin dodgers by the droves.