Once again we bring our readers the
latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering counter-culture
Enhanced Bullshit exposé edition from
Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with on-the-ground reporter, Mollie
McSkanger, squatting outside Election Count HQ – iPhone 11 Pro at the ready – feeding the Editor's desk 'ring of
the anvil' dispatches – to be hand forged, crafted and tempered into
razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates
of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those
eclectic career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal
genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour
zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01%
elitist oligarchy – cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse
of privilege – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they
rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Well, no rest for the wicked now the snap election is done - n the dust starts to settle – mainly on the cross party Remainiac wankers – specifically the gobshite ex-Tory Nasty Party tossers who refused to back Bonkers Boris' Nonsense' gung-ho 'Brexit or Die' / fuck the 1972 European Communities Act strategy – and were excommunicated (had the party whip expropriated) – and stood as Independents or formed their own Very Silly Raving Looney Party or joined the Librarian-Dummercraps Losers Brigade – and no longer have their House of Conmans comfy seats. Ho! fucking Ho!
Jaundice Jo Swinson lost her election campaign trail swagger – and her bonny Nonceland Dunfartonshire constituency seat - and was not only impaled on her own silly woman "I'm gonna be the next Crime Minister" boast - but is also out of a fucking job - thanks to her menopausal madness ego trip of ignoring the will of 17:4 million EUSSR / Leave referendum voters - and in Messianic 'I know best' fashion declaring that she personally would toss the Brexit deal asunder and have Britain remain 'Broken' by remaining vassal state subject to the Brussels unelected kleptocrat hierarchy's every whim and demand.
Apparently the only support Swinson did
get was from the assembled 'toil n trouble' pot-stirring coven of immigrant political
meddler and arch broomstick merchant Gina Miller – aka the Guyana Piranha – (here
one is tempted to inquire if this silver spoon boat jumper actually has a legal franchise to
vote in British elections?).
Well, fuck Mrs 'serial divorcee' Miller
and her Brexit sabotage schemes – for Bonkers Boris is back in Downing St with
a majority and will be pushing Brexit to conclusion at the end of January –
trade deal done or not – and of a mindset to replace Britain's current prefix of Broken with
that of yesteryear and Empire's Day: Great.
So, to recap, the self-delusional Swaggering Swinson's a gonner – and the Lib-Dum Party exposed as being as much use as tits on a bull - and while that other Glaswegian ginger mingin skanger, the Wee Nippy / Jimmy Wankie / Knickerless Sturgeon, lets ego surpass intellect yet again – dancing a knock-kneed fling while declaring with a vow wrote on threadbare cloth - that this temporal boost to the Scottish Nonce Party numbers equates as reason for pushing a second independence vote – yet bizarrely her idea of Independence is to remain a member of the EUSSR – and taking orders from Brussels rather than the London-based House of Conmans.
The SNP's jingoist Worst Minister Nicola Sturgeon made a statement to the Scottish Parliament, claiming the election result was an endorsement of our message that "
(Hmmm, and a series of customs posts along the good ole Hadrian's Wall '
What this intellectually-challenged Glaswegian slapper fails to grasp are the myriad latent implications of gaining independence from Worstminster – (thus making redundant the term 'United Kingdom') – and then automatically diminish the autonomous potency of this long-sought independence by applying to rejoin the EUSSR – which Brussels can never grant a breakaway state – for such would thus serve to qualify the legality of the schism wrought by Catalonia's rather messy - and failed - independence defection bid from EUSSR member Spain.
As to New / Old Labour's Marxist party leader, Jeremy 'Impotency' Corbyn, notorious for his Brexit hot / cold (lukewarm) second referendum stance dithering – (more at 'procrastination on steroids') - he not only, alike Swinson, got the 'Up Yours' message from 17:4 million 'knuckle-dragging' Brexit / Leave voters – (a fact predicted back in 2015 by septic Bliarite Labour peer and ex-MP for West Noncebury, Lord Maurice Gasbag) - and also John Mann – ex-Labour MP for Bassethounds - and the pro-Zionist Jewish bloc's anti-Semitism hysteria smear crew - in response to his censure of the racist, rogue state of Israel's land thefts, human rights abuses and nasty war crimes visited daily on the heads of the Palestinian populations of what used to be – until 1948 – Palestine – and specifically so the populations of the IDF-military occupied West Bank and even more so the Gaza Strip - forever besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall inside the most squalid Nazi style concentration camp on the planet.
And there you have it – the revenge of
the 'thick as pigshit' (Thornberry quote) vote-toting common herd who put their
X in the Brexit Leave box back in 2016 – three n a half years ago – and the
Brexit blocker Remainiacs have been dealt their just desserts – from household
names to political irrelevance – and the Jobcentre queue.
A semi-divine manifestation of what ecclesiastical types refer to as a gobsmacked 'epiphany moment' - for Labour, the Lib-Dums and the Judas caste turncoat Remainiac camp alike.
But that was the stance of the 'Opposition' (sic) – Tory Nasty Party / Labour / Lib-Dums / Greens / Scottish Nonce Party / Plaid Cymru – Remainiac 'We know Best' camp from Day One regarding the EUSSR membership referendum and the horrendous unexpected 17:4 million majority Leave vote result cast by an ignorant, 'thick as pigshit' electorate – simply whinge, complaint, stall – ignore the articles that define Democracy - and Remain.
For this New World Order / EUSSR
Federation casts long, deep shadows that mire and corrupt even the stalwart –
and all-consume those of the self-interest Remainiac ilk.
Now, due the knock-on effect of their unqualified arrogance, attempting to shaft the Brexit voters, the Remainiacs have been duly shafted in return. Posh Dave Scameron's gone, so too Treason Mayhem, and the delusional Lib-Dum leader, Jojo Swinson – plus the Defector Party Remoaner MPs, Anna Sourpuss and Spear-Chuka Umunna - with Corbyn a dead duck still afloat - along with the rest of the fractious Labour party membershits.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers, corruption-ridden porky plods, Extinction Rebellion activists might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks for their selfish / personal / collective pursuit of the EUSSR Remainiac agenda - no innocent non-combatant women and kids - specifically Muslim 'war zone' migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs or Swedish 'super-brat' Greta Wankberg – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were fatally harmed during the composition and posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
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conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest
factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned
references and a chem-trail residue of genetically-modified bush telegraph
innuendo.
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