Yep, as the banner headline declares, under the bungling aegis of this governing Labour cabal, borough council officials shall be permitted – (due a gross lack of critical Parliamentary House of Conmans oversight regarding horse sense rationality viz their catawampus assessments and decisions) - to conjure up, and enforce, all manner of ridiculous local by-laws - which are set to morph into a total Woke joke clusterfuck fiasco - of what the hapless council tax-paying common herd sheeple can - and more specifically ‘cannot’ - do.
Just as you thought a glimmer of logical thought might just be shining through all this Woke joke EDI bullshit, adopted and sermonised by the powers that be – to accommodate and assuage the paranoid psychotic whingeing of the Equality, Diversity, and Inclusivity Brigade’s fascist membershits – then it all becomes topsy-turvy tits-up, viz true blue Alice in Wonderland 'anything goes' fashion, and as stupidity follows the course of least resistance, the asylum inmates take charge of the government’s policy-making ‘think tanks’.
Ergo, the current gospel according to the Labour Party’s deputy leader - that genetically-modified ungulate, Mangela Rayner - and her White Paper on English devolution - local council jobsworths are to be bestowed with God-like powers - to think for themselves (some joke) – and pick people's pockets - leaving no stone unturned in their money-grubbing missions to issue on-the-spot fines for what shall henceforth be, under new proposals, branded as ‘social misdemeanours’ - such as ‘climbing trees’ in public parks - which shall cop offenders a £100 quid fine.
(For the record, this prohibition conjured by the ginger-mingin Rayner will only apply to humans, and not squirrels).
The detestable Rayner’s proposed changes – (previously contrived by a Tory government back bench acolyte, in a moment of misguided enthusiasm - then spontaneously ditched by the serious adults in the room - as ‘unworkable’) - will grant local council morons the expanded authority to impose fixed penalty notices – as opposed to taking people to court – where their asinine charges - targeting individual tree-climbing pubescent adventurers tasked with a ‘vertical challenge’ - might well be ridiculed and laughed at by all and sundry – and cop for swathes of very bad gutter press media coverage – due the psychotic persecution of lumberjack-wannabee children – or boy scouts on a tree house building mission.
If this idiotic proposal is passed, the move would significantly increase a council’s ability to enforce local by-laws without requiring permission from government ministers, as is currently the case – while common sense critics fear the new powers will be abused by cash-strapped council jobsworth enforcers on money-grubbing missions.
Under long-established legislation, councils must obtain approval from a government minister to introduce new local laws – whereas this set of proposed changes would remove the requirement, allowing councils to enforce by-laws through fixed penalty notices – as opposed to court proceedings – with typical on-the-spot fines issued by local authority quango thugs set to range between £50 and £100 nicker – for every tree climbed in search of a shiny conker – or bird’s egg.
Yep, now that one is gonna knock a hole in some hapless kid’s pocket money savings, when the Plod Squad are tasked to call round and give his piggy bank an enema.
One shakes their head in bewilderment when some piece of feather-brained, gross oversight inadvertently bestows councils with powers to issue on the spot penalties for 'tree climbing' offences - on a par with littering and fly-tipping - while the rabid Rayner’s Labour administration White Paper further argues the centuries-old process for making by-laws is outdated - and her government will leave no stone unturned in their mission to authorise overzealous town hall jobsworths to pick people's pockets – (more at ‘mugging’) - by criminalising lawful innocent activities in public places, such as vaping, walking a dog, climbing a tree, or going on organised group fitness runs – all activities enjoyed in protected public spaces.
Hmmm, read on for more of the socio-political over-reach madness targeting the hapless taxpaying public.
Proposed social misdemeanours / crimes to watch out for: walking more than one dog at a time (really, no joke); playing music – or football, or cricket games, in a park; using model aircraft and kites – and the list goes on - with any informal games potentially branded as a public nuisance - resulting in penalties under the expanded powers.
IQ-stunted councils jobsworths have already demonstrated their ability to legally (sic) extort the hapless public via the medium of fines - with £620 million quid collected in social penalties alone in 2023.
To wit, our justice system has been hijacked by mercenary council quango agents, to enforce these ‘archaic by-laws’ and fixed penalty notices – via methods of highway robbery revenue-raising extortion – (plus lining the taxman's pockets) – while they cop a percentage of each fine they impose.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/councils-fines-climbing-trees-parks-angela-rayner
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