The Meaning of the Universe is 'not' 42

In today’s ‘We Don't Know Shit from Shinola’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the centre of the known Universe - with Mollie McSkanger manning the 'speed of light' quantum smart phone hotline to report on the Galactic Council gathering of elders on Planet X (258) in the Draco System for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The media-tranced masses claim the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything is 42.
(Thank you Douglas Adams for a literary giggle possessed with the half-life of Thorium-232 – and fuck all else – apart from some good reads – and a novel way of viewing the dolphin steak on your plate in a Greek estiatório).

Adams' burlesque humour besides, this question has had Science by the short and curlies since the Neanderthal days of Throg (innovator of rudimentary cave drainage systems and 'fire') – of the Greek savants Pythagoras and Aristotle; of Albion's last magician - Isaac Newton - and through to Broken Britain's most celebrated gimp, the physically diminished but cerebrally-indestructible Stephen Hawking – but not forgetting Albert Einstein either (a man with a worse haircut than NorKor'-based nuclear-armed deadleg, Kim Jong Un) - and none of the 'Quantum Leap' fuckers are any closer to solving the problem.

All got pretty close – but like horseshoes and hand grenades – close enough just don't count.
This sect of academics, possessed of more degrees than an industrial thermometer, have been perpetually blind-sided by their exalted (and blundering) Cryptocracy of higher maths and the attempted inclusion of Fibonacci sequencing and Fractals – (recursion-driven images of dynamic systems pictures of Chaos in motion) into the Grand Unified Field Theory.

For formulating a solution to - and thus deciphering - Nature's core codex: this abstract equation lies within the purview of the non-egocentric die-hard conspiracy theorists and their necessary apopheniac counterparts – that chew the duck fat which circumscribe and enshroud scientific and philosophical dilemmas (and establishment false flag cover-ups / Hollywood-conjured Moon landings) - like a pit bull terrier gnawing a baby's leg.

Hence, to wit, as per fucking usual, the High Priests of Science (and their media-mesmerised common herd applauders) are Wrong – with a large, capital W – for the answer (gospel according to Tesla (theorised) and Schumann (published) is 7:83 (fundamental): the universal resonant frequency of 'Everything'.

Time and Space 'are not' Relative – unless Gravity joins the equation – and NOT as a Junior Partner (cousin / nephew / niece) either – for they might, upon suitable occasions – act with a synchronous and synergic flair – or alternately an air of independent anarchy and cosmic discord – to produce (like our own climate-determining Sun) random thermo-electro-magnetic field manifestations of 'What the Fuck was That?' solar storm plasma events. Nebulæ / Black Hole / Brown Dwarf / Event Horizon: Chaos Theory in motion – with bells on.

Hence the notion of an Event Horizon - from which nothing can escape - is incompatible with Quantum Theory – and in a similar 'Paradox' league with the Black Hole 'nothing can escape' status of Broadmoor Prison - when the BBC's prize celebrity kiddie fiddler / notorious sodomite / necrophiliac party animal, DJ Jimmy Savile, had the keys to, and free-wheeling run of, the place.

While orthodox science is relatively 'blinkered' and resorts to the Oriental legerdemain art of Topology to make inconvenient truths 'fit' – one way or the other - the likes of CERN's LHC sub-atomic particle accelerator are not required to chase bosons round in ever-decreasing circles at light speeds (what science refers to as 'very, very fast') until they disappear up their own inter-dimensional arses.

It all runs on a carbon cycle and the heartbeat is 7:83 – same as the perfect acid / alkali ph ratio for the human body (and all life – flora and fauna – including Adams' cryptic dolphins).
7:83 is the fundamental base line that resonates through all – complemented by the Solfeggio harmonics – the Cosmic area dial code Hz frequencies to access Quantum Cognition: 285Hz; 396; 417; 528; 639; 741 and 852.

God? Who needs God? We have Mother Nature: Mistress of all She Surveys.

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