Wednesday, 23 August 2017

BDS Anti-Semitism Smear Scam Exposed

In today’s 'Zionist anti-Semitism smear scam against the pro-Palestinian Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions campaign' exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline Jolly Jihad media correspondent, Achmed ibn Himar, manning the live news Skype satellite webcam hotline from Israel's illegal settlement kosher Manky Matzo coffee shop in the heart of the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank territories for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain's Nasty Party government – and by extension – 'Androgynous Alison' Saunder's corrupt Crown Prosecution Service – have once again stood up to be counted with the forces of socio-political darkness - (specifically the racist crime state of Israel's Zionist moneybags cartel lobby) – to prosecute any and all who dare reproach, censure or criticise the Tel Aviv rogue regime's illegal 'ethnic cleansing' land thefts, war crimes and human rights abuses against the Palestinian population of what was – once upon a fairy story 'long time ago' – er – Palestine.

Oh yes, the Deep State Establishment's gloves are off n the heat is on – and by that same Newton's Third Law opposite and equal reaction rule such applies to the pro-Palestinian BDS campaigners too – as Terry Mayhem's shelf life expired Zionist shill government prepare to prosecute those that might manifest their public audacity to protest the fact that Broken Britain's defence industry (read 'attack / war / weapons / armaments manufacturers') are supplying the paranoid psycho Israeli Defence Force military with all manner of Ka-fucking-Boom kiddie-maiming / snuffing nasties to target their fish in de barrel Gaza Strip – (and occupied West Bank) – non-combatant Muslim victim populations.

Down to the nitty-gritty. A group of five pro-Palestinian Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions activists in the UK face possible prison sentences after being arrested last July during protests outside the West Midlands / Shenstone-based Israeli-owned Elbit / UAV weapons systems manufacturing company.
As the regular stock n trade anti-Semitic slur / racial discrimination offence scam won't work in this case – the activist group have been charged with an unlikely breach of the Trade Union and Labour Relations Act – and face at least six months in prison - plus a fine of up to £5,000 apiece – all for protesting Israel's human rights violations and war crimes in the occupied West Bank territories and besieged Gaza Strip enclave.

For a perfect example of what the BDS activists are protesting, let's take a peek at a disgusting example of the paranoid psycho Israel state's barbarity - visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian population - reference Operation Protective Edge (read 'Operation Kill Every Fucker & Their Dog').

In August 2014, Eretz Israel's lunatic fringe Likit Party government, under the leadership of Bobo Nuttyahoo, launched a 50-day duration series of indiscriminate and destructive military strikes against the population of the Gaza Strip – besieged inside Israel's 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall - which resulted in a headcount of 2,256 non-combatant Palestinian civilians – mainly women and children - killed – with a further 17,125 maimed and injured – with an excess of 400,000 displaced – compared to the 85 IDF troops killed in reciprocal action.

Since this bloodbath slaughter ended Broken Britain's Nasty Party / Zionist stooge Tory government has licensed a further £140 million quids-worth of arms sales to Israel's psycho military machine.

Thus the case against the afore-mentioned five pro-Palestinian Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions activists will be prosecuted under a breach of the statutes of the Trade Union and Labour Relations Act – and not the usual racist / sectarian 'anti-Semitic' victims whinge offence slapped on anyone who dares censure or criticise the rogue state of Israel and their heinous Zionist political creed.

To wit, with reference to the above, pro-Palestinian support activists beware the sinister designs of the Zionist shill Crown Prosecution Service towards BDS campaigners – to charge and prosecute them under the Section 28 statute of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 – and offences contrary to Section 31 (1) & (4) of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998.

A recent North-West England arrest incident – for spraying political protest graffiti on a remote rural bridge wall - specifically BDS: GAZA BLEEDS – to promote awareness of the Palestinian's marginalised and disenfranchised plight under the jackboot of political Zionism – and further publicise the Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions (BDS) campaign – aimed at compelling Israel's Likid Party coalition government to abide by the terms of the United Nations' 2016 Resolution 2334 – has resulted not only in the pro-Palestinian activist being charged under Section.1 (1) & 4 of the Criminal Damage Act 1971 – but further charged with offences under Section 28 of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 – and offences contrary to Section 31 (1) & (4) of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 – for 'intent to cause another harassment, alarm or distress – displayed any writing, sign or other visible representation which was threatening, abusive or insulting thereby causing that person or another harassment, alarm or distress, which was racially or religiously aggravated in accordance with Section 28 of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 and contrary to Section 31 (1) & (4) of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998'.

Hence the CPS intend to attach racial / sectarian 'hate crime' aspects to the charge of criminal damage – which is a wholly incorrect and too a malicious interpretation of the core elements of the Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions protest campaign.

As this BDS – Gaza Bleeds graffiti post relates directly to the plight of the disenfranchised Palestinian population of what was – until 1948 – Palestine – and since Israel – and the governing Zionist regime's blatant refusal to comply with the United Nation's Resolution 2334 to cease and desist its post-1967 policy of establishing illegal settlements on the military-occupied West Bank – (and too protesting the fate of the 1:75 million Arab Muslim Semite population of the Gaza Strip - imprisoned and marginalised behind Israel's 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall) – the CPS are – with purposeful bias - pursuing a hate crime centred on anti-Semitism – which links perfectly with the Zionist black propaganda credo that any and all criticism or censure of Israel is – to apply the Hebrew term – 'mesira' – forbidden.

To wit, obviously the intention of the UK's Crown Prosecution Service is to hinder - if not criminalise and block - free speech and socio-political censure, by implying any and all support of Palestine - or spraying BDS protest graffiti - constitutes a racist / sectarian hate crime inasmuch it is critical of Israel – therefore anti-Israel in nature – thus via the same skewed logic route of biased and erroneous interpretation: anti-Jewish and hence anti-Semitic in nature.

For the record, Semites are not of a racial type, nor sectarian caste, but a language grouping.
The term Semite is neither linked to race nor religion but rather the manifold Semitic language-speaking genre – (a branch of the Afro-Asiatic language congregation originating in the Middle East) - a tongue collectively spoken by more than 330 million people - including Palestinians 'and' Israelis.
Akkadian, Aramaic, Arabic, Ge'ez, Hebrew, Maltese, Mehri, Sabaen, Syriac, and Tigrinya – to list but a sampling.

The Israeli Zionist political movement have, decades past and with malice aforethought, hijacked the term 'Semite' and are attempting to patent it with the prefix of 'anti' – and thus force feed the Western media with a black propaganda racial / sectarian hatred aspect interpretation.

To wit: any and all criticism and censure of Israel's human rights abuses of their victim Palestinian population and the war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the population of the Gaza Strip – along with the illegal land grabs in the military-occupied West Bank is now categorised as anti-Israeli and thus anti-Zionist - hence by corrupt extension – also anti-Jewish – which is to be interpreted as their grand slam 'anti-Semitism' – racial / sectarian smear.

Obviously the CPS are either ignorant of – or blatantly in defiance of – the 16-page High Court ruling of the 22nd June 2017 in which the British government's wrongful and unwarranted Israel BDS / boycott restrictions were thrown out by UK’s High Court Judge Sir Ross Cranston.

http://jewishnews.timesofisrael.com/government-acted-unlawfully-over-council-boycott-restrictions-high-court-rules/

The gospel according to Mr Justice Cranston stated: "Absolutely everyone has a right to peacefully protest Israel’s violation of Palestinian human rights"

A further excerpt of the judicial review's 'Introduction, item 4' states: "On the other hand, the Government is concerned that local government pension funds should not be involved in such political issues because of the mixed messages it might give abroad; because it might undermine community cohesion at home by legitimising anti-Semitic or racist attitudes and attacks - although it accepts that anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian campaigning is not in itself anti-Semitic; and because it could impact adversely on the financial success of UK defence industries.

Such a corrupt and pharisaical tenet is on a par with that of the oligarchs of commerce, dominant in the Westminster Parliament two centuries ago, who denigrated Palmerston's Christian moral policy of menacing the African slave trade with naval patrols – claiming such was blighting Britain's long-term trading prospects, and: 'No good or noble cause is worth the trouble if it damages trade'.

Hence logical progression suggests that under the provisions of the Royal Assent bestowed panopticon 'Investigatory Powers Act 2016' that any and all support for the oppressed predicament of the disenfranchised, abused and marginalised Palestinian population – including the endorsement of the BDS campaign via vocal or posted medium (graffiti / Twitter / Facebook / e-mails / texts) – will be branded as anti-Semitic and construed as – 'intent to cause another harassment, alarm or distress – by displaying any writing, sign or other visible representation which was threatening, abusive or insulting thereby causing that person or another harassment, alarm or distress, which was racially or religiously aggravated in accordance with Section 28 of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 and contrary to Section 31 (1) & (4) of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998'.

To wit, if a person aware of Zionist Israel's abominable record of human rights abuses and war crimes against the Palestinian populations of the military-occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – and Israel's defiance of the 2016 UN Resolution 2334 demanding the rogue Zionist state cease and desist in their establishment of illegal settlements on the aforesaid occupied West Bank – and whose sympathies lie with the Palestinian's plight and their BDS campaign – is shopping in one of the UK's Greedy Grocer supermarkets - and while selecting oranges, defers from choosing Israeli Jaffa's - grown on stolen West Bank illegal settlement lands - and opts for Spanish Seville's – is guilty of an act of anti-Semitism.

This factor, in and of itself, is preposterous as the Palestinian population of the West Bank and Gaza Strip are also Semites / akin to the Israeli usurpers of their lands – and both speakers of their respective Semitic languages: Arabic and Hebrew.

The diverse racial speakers of the Semitic languages are Semites, and by logical progression, persons who do not speak a Semitic tongue are excluded from the Semite category – and to confound the Israeli Zionist's strategy of hijacking the term Semite as their very own Judaic-associated race / sectarian hate weapon – any follower of the Judaic religion who doesn't speak a Semitic language – more specifically, in their case, Hebrew – is perhaps a Jew – but not a Semite.

Specifically we refer to the official languages of Israel – Hebrew and Arabic – whereas by comparison – Yiddish might be confined to Israel's Jewish communities but is not a Semitic language and thus its 200,000 speakers fail to meet the Semite criteria.

Let us not overlook the fallacy that while Zionist Israel might declare itself a 'Jewish state' the devotee acolytes of Judaism are not a racial type apart, but a religious sect. As there is no Catholic or Protestant or Muslim or Buddhist or Hindu race, nor too is there a Jewish race.

To allege ‘anti-Semitism’ against the BDS campaign is a bogus defence to the ten year illegal blockade of essential goods against two million civilians in Gaza; the illegal settlement of 600,000 Israelis on to Palestinian land across the West Bank - and the razing of Arab villages, their homes and olive groves.
Plus is a deliberate deception to cover the criminal acts of an undeclared nuclear-weapons state, (armed and funded by the AIPAC lobby-controlled White House and US Congress – along with the same British government who signed off on the immoral Balfour Declaration of 1917).

Yet the Israeli government continues to defend the indefensible with cries of ‘anti-Semitism’ that have intimidated European governments to bring in legislation to defend Jewish communities against conjured hate crimes as a result.
Meanwhile the occupation and illegal settlements in the Occupied Territories continue unabated, as does the consequential criticism against those who censure and protest against such criminal activity.

To conclude, if the CPS choose to ignore the above and pursue with corrupt industry these anti-BDS campaign charges of - 'intent to cause another harassment, alarm or distress – by displaying any writing, sign or other visible representation which was threatening, abusive or insulting thereby causing that person or another harassment, alarm or distress, which was racially or religiously aggravated in accordance with Section 28 of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 and contrary to Section 31 (1) & (4) of the Crime & Disorder Act 1998' – then such will serve the BDS campaign well and expose the CPS pro-Zionist bigotry when Mr Justice Cranston's 22/06/17 judicial review ruling is cited as defence.

Further, such will publicly highlight across the expanse of the international alternative media the fact the CPS – and by extension - the Director of Public Prosecutions and the Tory Party's Ministry of Justice - are fielding an anti-BDS policy in defiance of Justice Cranston's High Court ruling - and are intent on supporting Zionist Israel's black propaganda offensive to criminalise and block the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign – regardless of the Tory Government's stated position that: 'it accepts anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian campaigning is not in itself anti-Semitic' – even if such does involve spraying pro-BDS graffiti.

For the record - recent UK polling showed that two in five people consider BDS – the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign – a reasonable Palestinian and international moral conscience response to Israel’s continuing and unchecked human rights abuse crimes visited on the Arab Muslim Semite populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip coastal enclave.

While these delusional Promised Land / God's Chosen People / the children of Abraham / House of David descendants of the tribes of historic Israel myths persist – gifted with longevity by the very same Zionist hasbara (propaganda) merchants – these self-proclaimed arbiters of Fact and Truth - that hijacked and patented the term Semite – (and by the agency of association – the term anti-Semitic) – as exclusively Jewish in nature – (to foment a case of anti-Semitic racial hatred out of the neurotic and pretentious concept that followers of the Jewish religion are an actual race) - the truth belays the deceit as the majority of the Jewish population of post 1948 Israel are not the descendants of the exiled children of the Diaspora - this highly questionable Twelve Tribes genetic line - but Ashkenazi Jews - the progeny of the 800 AD (CE) period Khazarian converts to Judaism – who decamped from conflict-ravaged Eastern Europe - to conflict-ridden Palestine - in the post-World War Two aftermath exodus.

Austrian-born Jewish Israeli historian, Shlomo Sand, reignited this complex controversy with the 2008 publication of his 'The Invention of the Jewish People' in which he contends the Ashkenazi Zionist propaganda cabal who claim an ancestral link to ancient Palestine are manipulating history for their own selfish ends - to justify the manifest destiny Greater Israel claim to Palestine in entirety – and beyond – from the 'brook of the Nile to the Euphrates'.

Conversely the followers of orthodox Haredi Judaism do not support the Zionist propaganda-driven Jewtopia daydream – which today translates more at 'nightmare' for the Palestinians – and abhor their hijacking of the Judaic faith and the wielding the term anti-Semitism alike some flaming sword to criminalise censure and criticism of the Zionist's burgeoning litany of human rights abuses, war crimes and continuing land thefts visited on the hapless heads of their victim Palestinian population.

Thought for the day. British governments – past and present - have been under increasing pressure from Israel to enforce a legally-backed ban on pro-Palestinian demonstrations and shut down social media pages, alternative news sites and web logs which post or host content critical of the rogue Zionist state.

This, under the aegis of today's infernal political correctness censorship model - where it is now a crime to say 'Booo!' to a goose - can – and will - be pushed to the extreme – until it is on a par with yesteryear's witch-burning days of Roman Catholic Inquisition heresy crimes – suppressing, sanctioning and imprisoning - to silence any and all who dare broadcast the TRUTH.

The rogue Zionists relish in the sins they commit – and continue to – geo-politically dividing (West Bank / Gaza Strip) and stealing the Palestinian homelands – (while dangling the more scent than substance 'Two State Solution' carrot) – and display zero conscience nor acts of attrition regarding their human rights abuses and the war crimes visited against the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip enclave – all under the perjurious label of self-defence.
Then expect the global community to tolerate and absolve their racial, apartheid arrogance and barbaric excesses.

To conclude, a brief reflection on Facebook's hypocritical policy viz 'hate posts' and the truth of the Zionist Israeli establishment's superior culture attitude towards their Palestinian 'neighbours' – read 'victims' – from the foul mouth of none other than senior Israeli Rabbi Shmuel Eliyahu - who on the 24th June, 2017 posted on his Facebook page a racist opinion that the Israeli army should stop arresting Palestinians – just execute them and leave no-one alive.
'Israel should take revenge against Arabs, and that Palestinians – the enemies of Israel - must be destroyed and crushed to stop the violence.'
'If they don’t stop after we kill 100, then we must kill 1,000 - and if they do not stop after 1,000, then we must kill 10,000. If they still don’t stop we must kill 100,000, even a million'.

Hmmm, how about a Hitlerian Nazi style Holohoax 'Six Million'?

Now that would surely stir stifled international political consciences and public empathy into kick starting a Nuremberg 2 war crimes trial and the graft and corruption-ridden United Nations into de-legitimising the current expansionist status of Zionist Israel back into the proscribed 1947 Partition Plan territorial boundaries.

Do you have any anti-Zionist condemnation / pro-Palestinian - BDS support political protests to make? Personal self-delusion, unqualified arrogance and religious sect observance besides - do you consider yourself to be one of God's 'Chosen One's' and deserving of preferential treatment above the other inhabitants of Planet Earth?
Apart from your local park or back garden, do you harbour selfish and illicit designs on someone else's property as your Manifest Destiny 'Promised Land'?

A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and location so the Zionist shill Plod Squad (or a Mossad Kidon Unit hit team) know where to come and arrest you on some conjured up anti-Semitic offence charge – with a nasty dose of Holohoax denial thrown in for good measure.

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Conversely, a large number of the NSA / GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound crappy Cheltenham were shocked into states of high anxiety and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

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Monday, 14 August 2017

Health Sec Kunt Blows £44K on Smart Bog

In today’s ‘NHS Funds Down the Swanee’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering profligate hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing medical media hackette, Sylvie McSnitch, manning the live news cellphone hotline from the 'necrophilia-friendly' underground mortuary unit of Segmadale's prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

More taxpayers' cash 'flushed' down the drain - literally.

That's the banner headline on this morning's gutter press Daily Shitraker red top tabloid as Ill-Health Secretary Jeremy 'Mr Austerity' Kunt splashes out £44,000 nicker of public funds on an all-new private bathroom – complete with designer 'smart crapper' - for his office - while having the brass necked audacity to demand the National Ill-Health Service expedites £22 billion quid in efficiency savings – by refusing expensive medical treatment any fucker or their dog that has the Grim Reaper knocking on their door – and implementing the euthanasia-orientated Liverpool Deathcare Pathway policy (read 'backdoor murder') on elderly bed-ridden patients.

The smarmy, smug twat minister, who recently called for £22 billion of cuts to be implemented by the NHS immediately – if not sooner – has ordered the spacious luxury 15' by 8' private bathroom suite in his new offices – which includes a designer smart crapper that actually wipes user's arses - along with vanity mirrors, a power shower and floor-to-ceiling trendy slate tiles - so he could freshen up after cycling a couple of kilometres to work in a morning.

The non-tendered contract to install the bathroom suite inside the Health Ministry’s new £25 million quid headquarters at Victoria, central London, was primarily budgeted to cost £44,000 quids-worth of hard earned taxpayers' cash – with £4,000 was reportedly squandered on interior design planning for the suite, £10,000 lashed out on plumbing – plus a sensor-activated dump inducing 'mood lights' system priced at £11,000 nicker.

Reporting live from the Ill-Health Service's new HQ, Sylvie McSnitch related on the level of resentment among Secretary Kunt's NHS minions. "It’s an effin' disgrace that this smary, smirkin' tosser Kunt talks about the need ter save money while getting the taxpayer ter fork out fer a private bathroom fit fer a fuckin' king when patients across the length an' breadth of Britain are waitin' on effin' trolleys at hospitals cos there's no friggin' beds - an' waitin' lists are gettin' longer by the day."

"How the fuck can Mr Kunt justify this shit while tellin' everyone else in the NHS ter tighten their belts cos he's plannin' on slashin' their budget by £22 billion nicker in efficiency savin's. The £44,000 could have funded two qualified male nurses fer a year at Stoke Mandeville's Jimmy Savile Intense Care Gropers Unit - or a hundred plus rounds of chemotherapy or the price of ten pacemakers or five heart bypass surgeries or a couple of dozen female genital mutilation butchery op's down at St Fatima's Halal Clinic."

Conversely, in defence of his extravagant and needless waste of public money on this vanity project, the multi-millionaire Kunt informed one press hack from the Profligacy Review that the bathroom was not for his personal use alone but rather that of long distance cyclist and runner employees set on avoiding the trials and tribulations of attempting to schedule punctual workday travel on Rattletrack or Notwork Rail – via biking and jogging into London of a morning from outlying areas – such as Luton, Cornwall, Manchester and Brighton.

Squandering NHS funds on narcissistic vanity projects besides, Minister Kunt, the Nasty Party's Parliamentary expenses fiddling MP for south-west Slurry, has already earned his days of infamy slot in the black pages of history for erroneously blaming the Hillsborough football stadium disaster on Liverpool soccer fan hooliganism - whereas culpability for the calamity was eventually – and rightly – attributed to the lying bastard Plod Squad psycho scum in charge of crowd control who, with criminal malice aforethought, attempted (and too succeeded for a couple of decades) to lay the guilt on the Scouser fans.

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Friday, 11 August 2017

Cross-Party Brexit Saboteurs Named n Shamed

In this morning’s ‘Treachery n Treason Beyond Borders’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in socio-political scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Apart from the 'usual suspect' Brexit saboteurs and associated treacherous pondscum – as instanced by that untouchable war criminal Teflon Tony 'Miranda' Bliar, and the brass-necked, boat jumping, serial divorcee, 'Grotty Gina' Singh Miller – and too Sir Martin 'Scatbag' Sorrell – all with their own ideas on the definition of majority ballot result Democracy - and collectively guilty of high treason – we now have a proverbial Gang of Four establishment Fifth Columnist traitors – Posh Dave Scameron's appointed trade envoys, no less - undermining the common herd's 17:4 million 'We Want Out' Brexit vote – (a ballot count higher than the number of votes cast for any government in UK history) - in favour of their Brussels Maleborg masters.

Yet history, in hand with cruel Fate, shall not treat their ilk kindly, for the entire Remoaner camp is littered with insufferable egos – all of whom have been assigned eternal domiciles in Dante's Ninth Circle – the one reserved for low life cunts.

Thus, down to the nitty-gritty. Let's name n shame these toxic bottom feeders – starting off with the trade envoy to Bangladesh - Labour MP for Soylent Green and shadow minister for curry & naan bread affairs, Ms Rush Hour Scally Ali Baba - yet another Bengal Muslim darkie immigrant stock busybody dead set on frustrating the democratic processes of her host country.

Next to have their passport to social acceptance cancelled is Labour peer Lord Dickie 'Lee n Perrin' Forkbender of Worcester (Sauce) along with Librarian-Dummercrap trollops Baroness Lindsey Granshaw Hangover - and blonde moment rip-off artist, Baroness 'Plain Jane' Bottom-Carthorse – who gained top notch public funds embezzlement notoriety with her live-in political slug partner, Lord Fast Eddy Razzamatazz – a low-life expenses fiddling duo – both penny pinching twats claiming rent for the same shared flat.

Yep, this fuckwit foursome 'Quisling Quartet' collectively conspired to frustrate the Article 50 legislation and make a total fuck of the Brexit process negotiations - to up-end Britain's scheduled exit from the EUSSR in March 2019.

So, who's next to be exposed as treacherous shitbags? Why, none other than the 96-year old dementia-stricken 'non-European' music conductor, Daniel Barenboim - who hijacked the occasion of our iconic Proms to rant on aimlessly with regard to his personal skewed anti-Democratic views on Brexit - twice in a single weekend, no less.

Well, WTF can we expect from such a Nazi-spawned Argentinean-Israeli-Spanish fucked up senile, geriatric tosser - weaned on a diet of Peronist backstabbing and betrayal?

Or should the slings n arrows of outrageous fortune be next directed at the Nasty Party's Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip 'Dandruff' Scammond, who - along with fellow conspirator, the ginger-mingin Home Secretary, Amber Crudd - appear to all intents and purposes to be working flat out 24/7 - like a lizard drinking - to frustrate the will of the British people - who decided by a clear majority in the June 2016 referendum to ditch the fascist EUSSR Federation and its Brussels-based control freak kleptocrats, headed by Jean-Claude Drunkard – and regain our undermined and grossly diminished sovereignty.

But more Tory cabinet Remainiac turmoil is on the cards as Immigration Minister 'Baby Brandon' Lewis insists Britain will end EUSSR free movement in 2019 – whereas the Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home 'Sickretary' Amber Crudd – sans the authority to do so - vows UK borders will stay open to the 'brightest and best' pikey scroungers – while Scammond promises to pay Brussels £££ zillions in a divorce settlement – and the Crudd pledges to keep the UK's borders open for any and all Islamic Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist types and Eastern European economic migrant gyppos and pikey low life's bent on a welfare benefits scrounging expedition.

Ahem, viz this pretentious skanger's 'brightest and best' statement, we prudently note that the IQ-deficient Ms Crudd doesn't fall into that category.

As to 'Dandruff' Scammond – whose wet dream is to become Tory leader (and PM) – this dog wanker has completely forfeited the trust of all who voted to give the EUSSR the finger - by insisting Broken Britain remain in the corruption-ridden customs union – plus further undermining the UK's negotiations with the EUSSR hierarchy through his anti-Brexit public pronouncements - thus attempting to frustrate the full execution of the common herd peasantry's democratic Leave decision.

Hmmm, if Terry Maybot has the cojones perhaps the next cabinet lateral promotion 're-shuffle' (firing session) is gonna turn out like a scarecrow's funeral.

Then we have the UK's Institute of Directors business panjandrums – all empathy-deficient sociopaths and parties of self-interest – whose perfidious fealty is to the Brussels kleptocrats – and are lobbying the Nasty Party's cross-dressing PM, 'Terrible Terry' Mayhem, to delay Brexit beyond March 2019 – promoting a favoured transition period of 80 years - to 2099) – and thus avoid the chaos of an EUSSR withdrawal over which the 50 seat Round Table Corporatocracy oligarchs are shitting kittens viz the imminent loss of their once 'oh-so' subservient and compliant UK cash cow.

In the unqualified opinion of the IoD bottom feeders, extending the negotiation period to the end of the century would be the simplest solution to avoiding a Brexit that will doubtless fuck up the funding source for the Brussels hierarchy's junkets and 'performance (sic) bonuses'.

This clique of IoD shites further proposed a string of measures which fly in the face of the true spirit of the Brexit vote – specifically that the UK stays in the single market - remains under the jackboot of EUSSR law - and maintains existing customs arrangements.

The split-arsed head of EUSSR Trade Policy at the IoD, Allie Renison, looking to be well behind with her Botox treatments, mesmerised gob-smacked media hacks with a cryptic diatribe against Brexit. “Really, this is what the stupid British public don't understand – Brussels and the EUSSR need us and can't survive without Broken Britain's mega-bucks fiscal contributions."
"Hence prioritising interim arrangements and thereby mitigating the risks of an exit from Europe means the eventual opportunities aren’t diminished by short-term chaotic cliff edges – and that's why we need to transpose EUSSR customs and VAT legislation into British law immediately – if not sooner."

'Sweaty Sebastian' James, the self-opinionated arse-wipe CEO of Dickhead Carphone, informed one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette: “To maintain optimum sales of our Smartphone Zombie merchandise – and hence maximum profits - we should maintain membership of the European Economic Area during a transition period leading to a new trade deal approved by the Brussels hierarchy and Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard – and the UK staying in the single market as long as – er - forever."

Then we have acts of Brexit sabotage and further black propaganda scare-mongering by the Bank of England's snap-frozen Yank Governor, Mark 'The Canuck' Carnage, who warned that the 2019 scheduled Brexit 'clean break' will have an adverse effect on Broken Britain's GDP growth - and the common herd's take-home wages (but not his gold-plated own).

Not wishing to miss out on any opportunity to do some evil deed and cause further havoc, Tony Bliar's New Labour henchman and fag-bag crony, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – aka Vermin in Ermine – has mobilised his effeminate bankster pal, Nutty Natty Rothshite, and a string of graft n corruption-ridden 'associates' from his wheeler-dealing days in Brussels as Broken Britain's EUSSR Trade Commissioner – whose criminal ranks include the infamous likes of exiled Russian oligarch (and ex-KGB Agent Polonium 210 assassin) Mikhail Sackashit – owner of Russtheft Energy 'and' Smegmadale's Premier League 'Offside United' Football Club – plus fellow zillionaire scumster Oleg Mobsaroubles – boss of Gulag Gaz and vodka-slurping / kiddie fiddling best of mates with President Vlad Putrid.

Also in line for a boat trip up the Thames from Worsminster to the Tower - through Traitor's Gate - is Labour's Shadow Brexit Secretary Sir Keir Stammerer with his Chinese whispers campaign in the ears of senior business oligarchs that it's vital to maintain 'the benefits' (Que?) of the single market 'and' the corruption-ridden customs union - and by what nefarious means that is achieved will be secondary to the outcome – as the end shall justify the means.

Pity the afflicted is the term for Labour’s Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome-afflicted Shadow Minister for Cellulite Affairs, the knuckle-dragging, permanently sun-tanned egocentric Diane Flabbott - who defies categorisation under the rules of Linnaean taxonomy - and claims Labour is not taking any options for Brexit off the table – as long as she doesn't get fired or demoted to tea lady.
Alas, when it comes down to the cognitive privilege factor then sadly the Flabbott misses out big time - being as thick as pigshit.

As to the Lib-Dums – (liberalism – the politics of snivelling rats) - that delusional old Remoaner tosspot 'Vacuous Vince' Cable – MP for Twickenham – despite advanced dementia and an abominable taste in ties – has the party reins in his iron grip (as he was the only candidate on the ballot paper when nominations closed n no other fucker or their dog wanted the job leading a Losers Party) - and Super Vince is determined he can up-end the Brexit vote and keep the Brussels Mafia happy.

Cable's the oldest political party leader since Methuselah and on a par with a bullring jester - getting more shite than roses tossed at him as he prances around the political stage talking utter bollocks and eventually being gored on his own boasts – when he states with a measure of Biblical prophetic certainty that 'Brexit is not inevitable'.

Reality check in order here, Vince - as 17:4 million voters reckon it is.

London Mayor Sad-Dick Khan's derail Brexit threats - made off the record during an interview with the Scrounger's Review – heard him commit to coercing Corbyn to staying in Europe and making such Labour election manifesto policy - so it would trump the referendum result - if they ever again win power.

Yeah right – what if?

Talk about the 'name fitting' - Sad-Dick Khan - this wanker’s not even part of the federal government – just a shot-up council jobsworth with pretentious ambitions to backstab Corbyn n make grab for the Labour Party leadership.
Best Khan keeps a check on his public enthusiasm for this 'London is open' campaign he promotes - inviting legions of his fellow Muslims – ISIS terrorist types included – to come over and fuck up the Iceni / Celtic / Anglo-Saxon culture of our once-sceptred isle of Albion.

Last but by no means least on the Treachery scoreboard is the uber-scrote Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense, who besides his public Brexit support deceit - is working up close n personal with the Tory's sleaze-meister Chancellor Scammond and the Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy to screw the UK over and keep Britain ‘broken’ - and part of the New World Order globalist EUSSR federation.

Thought for the day. Come the next election and payback time - let these traitorous Remainiac bastards be aware that the arc of the moral universe is infinite and eternal - but tends to curve towards revenge.

With regard to the scaremongering propaganda viz 'avoiding any cliff-edge Brexit crises' – bollocks – let's remember that moderation is for the craven and no muff's too tough – and take a daredevil 'live dangerously' lesson from those 'extreme sports' furry critters – the lemmings – to collectively go hard ball headlong over the Brexit 'cliff edge' – just for the hell of it – and Brussels be damned.

To conclude - We, the 17:4 million Leave means 'Leave' common herd taxpaying voter bloc – demand no less than a Viagra-fuelled hard-on Full English Brexit – and au revoir to the Brussels-based kleptocrat hierarchy motherfuckers.

The best way to deal with these Tory cabinet Remainiacs – 'and' their Labour and Lib-Dum House of Conmans contemporaries is force a general election and all vote UKIP – and boot the anti-democracy shits out of office – to be replaced by some fucker and their dog who will act positively to execute the will of the majority. UKIP?

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Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Mid-East Wars 'Not Enough'- NorKor Next

In today’s The Apocalypse Cometh: 'Warmongers Rule' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Continuing to hype the grossly over-rated pantomime donkey threat to global peace posed by North Korea's spoiled brat leader Kim Jong-un (the man with the world's worst haircut – next to Donald Chump's dead cat coiffure) – and despite NorKor's two ICBM tests being judged 'fall short' failures – the US National Security Adviser, Herbert Raymond 'Incoming' McMaster - insisted that the good ole US of A global bully is fully prepared to launch pre-emptive military strikes against Kookie Kim's Commie Marxist regime – and put a stop to the annoying taunts and counter-threats aimed at the Great Satan.

The purposely exaggerated NorKor nuke n missile menace is knee-deep bullshit propaganda – additionally embellished with two coats of dark black Malice in Wonderland fairy tale versions of Kim’s Scrapheap Challenge ICBM program.

Yet the hairless McMaster appears undeterred about waging a war that might well incite hands-on intervention by the Middle Kingdom Sino's – and stated for the public record (plus future war crime indictments) he wasn’t going to confirm or deny CIA intelligence (sic) reports that the NorKor's actually had missiles which might just be able reach the US – with the wind behind them.

Then, typical of the Military-Industrial-Bankster Neo-Con cabal's ruthless, sociopath caste, applied a mean measure of his Sunday best vindictive arrogance, adding 'I mean really, considering the Agenda 21 schedule has had to be postponed until 2030 due a shit storm of unforeseen snafus n fubars - we need to get the mass global population cull kick started and take out a few million peasants – so how much does it matter if they have weapons of mass distraction or not?'
'Hey, who really gives a flying fuck. It's not real people we're talking about here - just a bunch of Third World useless eater Commie slopes n gooks.'

Conversely, while speaking with one gutter press hack from the Psychopath's Gazette, McMaster admitted that such a campaign of pre-emptive military aggression would cost 'an arm and a leg' – quite literally.

There again, price tags of a financial nature - or the human life headcount - didn't seem to deter McMaster's threats one iota - that the US Deep State shadow government is preparing to attack North Korea pre-emptively to destroy an ICBM nuclear weapons delivery program that to all intents and purposes does not do what it says on the box – and such an attack would constitute a legitimate use of force – dependent on the legal justifications Shite House officials manage to cobble together to gain UN approval (or not) – a bit like Dubya Bush n Tony Bliar's fictionalised 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier concocted to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq back in 2003.

To anyone gifted with a couple of brain cells still achieving some modicum of telemetry - 'and' a sense of moral empathy - they might be given to consider that the toxic McMasters' 'have they' or 'haven't they' question matters a lot – considering estimates indicate that a war with North Korea could snuff in excess of a couple of zillion people, destroy large portions of South Korea’s capital of Seoul, create a territorial refugee problem of Biblical proportions on both sides of the 38th Parallel - 'and' - as if Japan's never-ending 'glow-in-the-dark' Fuckupshima fubar wasn't enough already – a nuclear radiation contamination calamity across the Greater Eastern Asia region.

Knowing the Deep State / Neo-Con / Mil-Ind kiddie-fiddling paedo-scum Satanist infested cabal that are running the Shite House and Washington (Congress / Senate) – and this Zionist clique's predilection for live testing their latest Ka-Boom nasties on humans – a pre-emptive strike on Kim's NorKor missile bases – and whatever else gets targeted by 'accident' (Pyongyang) – might prove a temptation the blood n guts zombies can't miss out on and will be pushing the black propaganda / false flag attack card all the way to Armageddon.

So we have President Donald Chumpsky promoting peace on the election canvassing trail, then hires (and fires - like clockwork) a bunch of dog wankers – specifically appoints some 'sell by date expired' psycho army general called Mad Dog as Sec' of Defence.

All of which fits well with his vaunted 'swamp draining' pledge when we have the Deep State / Shadow Government's entire pro-Zionist Neo-Con Military Industrial Cabal and Wall Street banksters staffing the entire Shite House administration – with Exxon's T. Rex Tillerson at the reins of State for his Agent Orange boss - alongside Israeli Mossad sayanim / shitbag sleaze son-in-law, Jared '666' Kushner, who has 24/7 access to Daddy Chump's ear – on behalf of his Tel Aviv masters – who have incidentally been scripting US foreign policy since January 2017.

Alas the Yanks are lumbered with a thick as pigshit egocentric narcissist as President, hence any old fuckwit IQ-deficient advisors that Israel designates can pass muster with the bought n paid for pro-Zionist Congress n Senate shills.

As to the closet case fudging McMasters - his first assignment after commissioning in the US Army was to the 2nd Armoured Division at Fort Crudd, where he served in a variety of platoon and company level leadership assignments with 1st Battalion 666th Armoured Segway Regiment.
McMasters is a full-on Mil-Ind stooge who parrots their profit-spinning credo of: 'Hey, even if we ain't blasting the shit outa some hapless Muslim raghead or darkie enclave, then at least the US and NATO military have to stockpile the goods ready for the next war of aggression.'

Then we have the intellectually-challenged / trophy wife collecting / kiddie fiddling President Chump himself – today threatening that 'Kim's nasty NorKor regime will be met with a hail of fire n fury, the likes of which the world has never seen'.

No shit, the guy's a toxic vengeance-bent head-banger.

But the ever-paranoid NorKor's are playing tit for tat viz US threats - and behaving like a cornered rat – poke them with a stick and expect a violent reaction.

Lest the US forget (which they have a history of – taking on the little guy and getting their arses kicked) – they pushed the UN for an anti-Communist military confrontation in Korea back in the 1950's – and things didn't go as planned. McArthur got his sorry ass fired - plus it ended up with the North / South 38th Parallel 'Mexican stand-off' geo-political divide.

So let's keep a sharp eye peeled for the Great Satan's forthcoming false flag terrorist act to be blamed on the NorKors – targeting either their neighbours in Seoul or Japan – to justify their first strike military action to take down Kim's Marxist dynasty and install a Western shill / bankster friendly regime.

Conversely, a quick peek at this morning's Wickedpedia 'leak sheet' from the CIA's hacker-friendly top secret Vault 7 reveals that Kim's NorKor anoraks and beardies have manufactured a stock of miniaturised thermo-nuclear warheads that can be adapted to the range of missiles they've recently been testing and which US science types claim can reach the Great Satan's mainland.

Hmmm, miniaturised, eh. So no need for missiles, just pack one up in a Fed-Ex package n mail it to Washington.

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Wednesday, 26 July 2017

NHS Claim Transgender Dysphoria Contagious

In today’s ‘Lunatic Fringe Club’ exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering gender bending hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news smart phone hotline from outside Dr Freddy Frankenberg's Harley Street 'Nip n Tuck' celebrity sex change clinic for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

As local GP appointments now take up to six months to schedule, the Tory Nasty Party government plans to rip up the rule book on switching sex – so members of the public suffering gender dysphoria crises will henceforth be free to choose their own gender legally - without the need for a doctor's medical diagnosis to determine if they were kitted out with a cock and pair of bollocks – or a snatch – at birth.

The political correctness hysteria brigade's LGBT chapter are protesting the need for gender benders to be assessed and diagnosed by clinicians as intrusive under current regulations – by which men have to stick with cross-dressing for two years as their 'desired female gender' before they can legally use the ladies toilets and sit down to pee.

Desperate Dan look-alike, Justin Greenthing, the Nasty Party's androgynous ginger-mingin Minister for Muff-Diving Dykes & Cross-Dressing Inequalities, informed one press hack from the Mad March Hare Gazette she wanted to cut the stigma faced by batshit bonkers 'trans-persons' so they can choose their sex legally without the need for a medical diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
Hence men will be able to identify themselves as women - and women as men - then have their respective birth certificates amended to record the new choice of gender: Adam to Eve – or Sibyl to Steve.

Mr Greenthing's announcement comes in the wake of the Tory's cross-dressing dipshit of a Prime Minister, Testosterone Terry Mayhem, suggesting - just prior to the House of Conmans summer shut down last week - that she / he was preparing to reform the Gender Recognition Act, complaining that 'when it comes to civil rights and protections for cross-dressing transvestites - like myself - there is still a long way to go'.

At present both males and female have to provide evidence that they have been in transition for at least two years – with men dosing up on Split Arse oestrogen hormones and women knocking back daily shots of Cock Grow - before they can legally apply to change their gender.

Mr Greenthing – who, like the Met Plod Squad's boss, Cressy Dick, is in a Sapphic 'strapacocktome' sexual relationship with another woman – informed the media that the government was building on the progress of tackling prejudice made in the five decades since the partial decriminalisation of homosexuality.

Here Greenthing was referring to The Sexual Offences Act 1967 which legalised private homosexual acts between men over the age of 21 – and was the planned precursor by bumboy Parliamentary Masonic secret handshake brotherhood sodomite scum to lower the age of consent to five and hence legalise paedophilia for their moneyed, elitist PIE membership cronies and cohorts.

'We will build on the significant progress we have made over the past 50 years, tackling some of the historic prejudices that still persist in our laws and giving LGBT pinkies a real say on the issues affecting them – especially the removal of the Holy Bible's Old Testament Leviticus chapter that categorises them as an 'abomination'.'

However, now down to the actually 'nitty-gritty' of this issue – which is to shut up the nay-sayers as the entire 650 House of Conmans Kosher Nostra stooges go 'on holiday' for a few weeks and pre-empt violent protests across the swathe of our once-sceptred isle regarding the BBC's contracted appointment of Broadlurch actress Jodie Shittaker as the first split-arsed 'female of the species' to assume the role of Dr Who.

In a vain attempt to be heard – regardless of having fuck all of any significance to say, Labour leader Mrs Jemima Corbyn – (one time sax player with the Harriet & the Hermaphrodites girlie band – covertly comprised of several very confused men suffering from a cock vs pussy complex) - informed a media hack from the Shemale Review that Tory leader Terry Mayhem would have his support if she allowed trans-persons to 'self-identify' their gender.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, while Islam and Sharia Law are culturally incompatible with western Christian values – hence the clash of civilisations' conundrum – so too is the LGBT clique philosophy culturally incompatible with Christian moral values and teachings.

And to demonstrate how fucking stupid they really are involved with bizarre attempts to placate the frenzied delirium of the LGBT gang and their gender juggling mates, Testosterone Terry Mayhem's Tory government also announced that in keeping with the New World Order's Agenda 21 (now revised / postponed to 2030) mass population cull project schedule, legislation is being cobbled together to make it easier for gay men to become blood donors - and kick start an African scale AIDS contagion epidemic across the EUSSR – and beyond.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday, 21 July 2017

Kiddie Vendor Cops Fascist Council Fine

In today’s ‘Local Authority Totalitarian Tosspots’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our council jobsworth-baiting media hack - 'Wicked Wendy' McSkanger - locked, loaded n ready with her 'private eye' body cam running 24/7 at her Smegmadale-on-Sea promenade-based 'legal high' recreational drugs stall for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

While Wicked Wendy mans her sea front stall - intent on the entrapment of local council community enforcement kleptocrat psychos trying to slap her with a commission-based mega-bucks fiscal penalty for breaching some non-existent bylaw – a wee five-year-old Criminella Spicerack has been fined £150 quid by the London Borough of Skidrow Hamlets Council for selling 50 pence shots of home-brewed Jäger Bombs and Flaming Blue Jesus hooch to festival goers.

Criminella's father, Ron Spicerack, told one gutter press hack from the Fascist Gazette that his daughter had set up the stall outside their house on the corner of Bell End Road in London to serve her home-made 'refreshments' to the passing legions of music fans on their way to the area's Lovebox Festival last weekend – in the hope of raising enough cash to fund her wish list trans-gender surgery op' - before she actually reaches puberty.

Mr Spicerack added that his daughter was quite taken with the idea of setting up a pocket money-spinning grog stall outside the front garden gate and had been busy brewing and distilling her very own moonshine blends over the previous week - ready to lubricate the thirsty palates of the Lovebox Festival crowds intent on getting a bit of a pre-concert buzz on.

"Little Crimmy just wanted to put a smile on people's faces an' woz really proud of herself. But she'd only flogged a couple of shots when four of the council's overzealous Community Enforcement Officers – contracted from the local Renta-Thug Security Agency – and customarily staffed by low-life reivers, rascals, and rapscallions - appeared on the scene, turned on their mobile camera and began recitin' the effin' riot act from a big script an' tellin' her she didn't have a tradin' licence an' woz goin' ter jail if she didn't cough up the £150 nicker fine out of her piggy bank."

"I ain't jokin' cos I woz right gobsmacked when she runs inter the house an shoves this 'Fixed Penalty Notice # 08335' under me nose, screamin': 'Daddy, Daddy, that nasty fat fuck skullcrawler bitch wiv the camera an' handcuffs sez I'm gonna go ter prison fer sellin' drinks ter the punters wot's off ter the music festival an' I gotta rip Peppa Pig's guts out fer the cash an' give them £150 quid wot I got saved up fer me testosterone hormones an' sex change.'"

Horrified by the threats to her daughter from the local uniformed control freak Psycho Squad, Mrs Bev Spicerack, a 17-year old Polish mother of three, sporting her in-vogue Croydon facelift hairdo, went out to confront the shiny buttons quartet.

"Well I saw effin' red an' sez ter the fuckers 'Why don't yer just tell me little princess that she can't sell her drinkies on the street wivout proper permission from the council an' not threaten her wiv a stint in prison' – at which point this 'schwein im schlüpfer' (pig in knickers) neurotic dyke slag wiv bad teeth an' gallopin' halitosis goes inter hysteria mode an sez: "I put it down ter bad parentin' - lettin' yer daughter sell cheap plonk from a pavement stall - an' if yer don't watch yer effin' step we can have our mates from the social services come round an' snatch yer little darlin' - an' her effin' sisters - an' foster the fuckin' lot out ter the Westminster Kiddie Fiddlers Club."

For the trivia / of no consequence record the Lovebox Festival was held in Victoria Park on the Friday and Saturday of last weekend and featured performances by international stars such as Over-Ripe Blancmange, Irish Mixed Grill, Paddy Power Nap, Dog Wankers and the internationally-acclaimed Batshit Bonkers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715550/Girl-five-fined-150-opening-lemonade-stand.html

Do you live in Skidrow Hamlet's Bell End Road post code area? Have you been issued with a Fixed Penalty Notice by some uniformed psycho-thug - for feeding homeless pensioners – unconsciously 'treading n spreading' some other canine-owner twat's un-scooped dogshit in the park - or even pissing in the wind?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could cop for a whopping commission-based mega 'political incorrectness' fine too.

A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and address, so the IQ-deficient control freak thugs employed by the local council can come round mob-handed to intimidate you, wave fake court documents under your nose and make life Hell all round.

Thought for the day. The fucking world has gone MAD – and it's not all Zionist Israel's - nor Donald Chump's – nor the EUSSR Brussels kleptocrats' fault either. Like Charity – Insanity obviously starts at home.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Sun King Pledges Allegiance to Zion

In this morning’s ‘Hypocrisy Unlimited’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in Zionist scandal-mongering 'chutzpah, hasbara, kvelling, hudaibiya and schadenfreude' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Speaking in Paris at an event to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Vel D’Hiv 'Heebie-Jeebie' round-up - in which 13,152 French Jews were allegedly deported to Hitler's concentration camps in 1942 by Petain's 'vicious Vichy' Nazi stooge government - Frogland's newly-elected President, Emmanuel Macron, yesterday publicly re-elucidated the definition of anti-Zionism – branding it as a form of anti-Semitism.

Blackmailed into political compliance by the Zionist's pernicious Holohoax Industry, Macron's biased opinion further includes anti-Israel sentiment - (i.e. any and all censure or criticism of the apartheid Zionist state – or it's barbaric treatment of the Arab Muslim 'Semite' Palestinian population or – er – Palestine – or what was Palestine before the Zionist terrorist thug Stern Gang, Haganah and Irgun usurped it by force of arms in 1948 under the United Nations-approved pretext that they were God's Chosen People - and Palestine the Promised Land).

What a display of gross sycophantic hypocrisy – chutzpah bar none – to even mention, let alone commemorate, Nazi concentration camps when the Zionist Israeli racist Death Cult ideology bloc have the 1:8 million Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip enclave besieged inside their Great Apartheid Wall – creating the biggest concentration camp in the history of barbaric human rights abuse.

Addressing Israel's hard line Jabotinskyist (a die-hard follower of Ze’ev Jabot the Hutt) Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo and Paris-based Rabbi 'Manny the Moel' Snipcock - who the protocols of political propaganda determined should attended the event - President Macaroni declared “We will never surrender to the message of anti-Zionism as it is a re-invention of anti-Semitism – and I intend to criminalised this BDS campaign and prosecute its activists."

Well the all-new Sun King – Emmanuel Mackerel - now as morally bankrupt as the Knesset's Edomite Mafia - proves he's a Gorf (backward Frog) and is either a prize Israeli arse-kisser - or as thick as pig shit – if he swallows the anti-Israel = anti-Zionism = anti-Semitism line - and a pro-Israeli-Zionist shill – or Sayanim Hasbara Club gopher to boot - after being awarded the Grand Brown Nose Order of Zion by Israel's Bobo Nuttyahoo.

So why the fuck is the Sun King sucking up to this racist psycho 'Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jew of convenience' Nuttyahoo and his xenophobic Likit Party apartheid-fixated Zionist regime? What's the blackmail angle – sodomite bum sex felching parties or perfidious pederasty? Doubtless being an ex-Rothshite crime syndicate bankster has some ransom-worthy extortion factor attached.

Or is the Kosher Kid stance related to his scandalous bottle blonde octogenarian paedophile partner / ex-school teacher, Bridgette Marie-Claude Troglodyte – who seduced the-then 15-year old Manny Microsoft via the tried, tested n proven Marianne Faithfull method - with bars of the Troglodyte family's dark chocolate product stuffed up her middle-age snatch?

Let's get realistic here – this is the twat who claims he doesn't give media interviews as he's so fucking smart that gutter press hacks can't understand his 'thought processes'.
We just gotta pose the question - is the Jesuit-schooled (NLP / brainwashed) President 'Granny Shagger' Macaroni really Sun King material - a reincarnation of the bonkers Bourbon line – a Louis XVII in mortal form - or a Bonyfart dictator clone - Napoleon IV, perhaps?

These boasted 'higher thought processes' besides, it's glaringly fucking obvious that Macron's intellectually challenged if he actually believes Israel's official hasbara line – this delusional racist ideology that promotes the fantasy that they are God's 'chosen people' bestowed with a superior culture (stealing Palestinian lands and human rights abuse) – and that anti-Zionism equates with Jew-hating anti-Semitism.
And while Nuttyahoo's Zionist regime are still busy searching for that 'Final Solution' to their ‘Palestinian problem’ - criticism of Israel remains 'Mesira' – forbidden!

Right, now down to the nitty-gritty. Is a Semite a Jew? No! Semitism is simply a term the Zionist hasbara (propaganda) scumsters have hijacked and patented as their very own hate symbol with the prefix of 'anti'.

A Semite is quite simply a speaker of any of the Semitic languages - a branch of the Afro-Asiatic language genre originating in the Middle East.
Aramaic, Arabic; Ge'ez; Akkadian; Tigrinya; Sabaen; Hebrew; Syriac; Mehri and Maltese – collectively spoken by more than 330 million people – including Israelis and Palestinians.

Thus, via the route of logical progression, we arrive at the ridiculously preposterous denouement that an 'anti-Semite' is a person who bears ill-founded animosity – or 'hates' – speakers of the Semitic language group – a widespread factional congregation comprised of all manner of racial – and too religious - categories – in order of majority, Muslim, Christian, Jewish and Pagan – etcetera, et al.

To wit, ignore the 'Balforian' Chosen People / Promised Land fantasy, for the disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the ever-diminishing West Bank military occupied territories – 'and' the marginalised Gaza Strip – besieged inside the IDF's Great Apartheid Wall prison – are collectively Semites and the same gene line as their racist Israeli oppressors. All that differentiates them is religion – Islam / Muslim vs Judaism / Jew.

Hence if anti-Israeli / anti-Zionist rhetoric viz criticism and censure are to be classed as anti-Semitic transnational criminal activity offences – along with activist support for the Boycott, Divestments and Sanctions campaign - then is support of Palestine going to fall into the same criminal act category – along with any mention of their Holocaust – their Shoah – the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) when their historic homeland was usurped and stolen in bloodbath slaughter fashion by the Zionist terror gangs and renamed Israel?

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, noncing nobles, French Sun King wannabes, Zionist political ponces, corruption-ridden porky IDF sleazers, manky Mossad Kidon hit squads, Edomite Mafiosa, shifty shekel-mongering Shylock banksters, Black Cube private spy agents, self-delusional meddling Masorites – and the legions of strategically-invested crypto-Jews of convenience that promote the insidious cult of Zionism might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

HS2: The Great 'Railroaded' Farce

In this morning’s ‘A Tory Party Guide to Squandering Taxpayers' Money’ exposé edition we bring you the latest in scandal-mongering 'train spotting' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

The winners of the first tranche of £6.6 zillion quids-worth of construction contracts to build the initial phase of the controversial HS2 rail system linking London and Brumistan have been announced by the government.

Broken Britain's major civil engineering firms Balfour Beatty, Carillion and Costain are among the most favoured Masonic secret handshake club consortium players who footed the best 'facilitation fees' (bribes) to cop a big slice of the construction pie to build tunnels, bridges and embankments – an undertaking that will 'support' (not create) 16,000 jobs – (that are already filled) - and make a total fuck up of our green and pleasant land's environment across the first stretch of the proposed high speed rail line – with the final routes of the Manchester and Leeds branches due to be announced sometime before (or after) 2036 – which will include a decision regarding the currently planned HS2 path through the middle of Sheffield – or to actually go around it and avoid the contentious demolition of the newly-built Scally Hill social housing estate.

The Nasty Party's expense-fiddling Transport Secretary, Chris 'Sleazebag' Graything, opined to one gutter press hack from the Choo-Choo Review " The contracts to design and build areas of the high speed rail line have been split into five geographic groups: 'north, south, east, west' – and 'further north'. Plus we're making a cash offer (aka 'bribes') to farmers and housing residents on the HS2 route to fold their tents and fuck off to live elsewhere."

"As well as providing desperately needed new seats - so Jeremy Corbyn doesn't have to sit on the carriage floor - and better connecting our major Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist hubs - HS2 will help rebalance our economy - as we'll have to borrow lots of money off the IMF to pay for it."

The skin-head, gay-bashing 'attack dog' Graything – Tory MP for Epsom Salts – is regarded around the House of Conmans as simply an aggressive thug and gobshite - whose unimpressive political career track record reveals the wanker fucks up whatever he lays a hand to – as instanced by his Works & Pensions Secretary stint - which left 100,000 staff redundant in offices around the country – then as Justice Secretary - with zero legal background – in which role his masterpiece of innovation was to ban books in prisons. And to add insult to injury, is equally fucking clueless when it comes down to transport – especially so train services and carving fucking great railroad cuttings through the heart of our once-sceptred isle's greenbelt - and housing estates.

The inept Transport Minister further informed the Choo-Choo Review "There's simply too many people commuting and HS2 will allow more trains to be servicing routes and slash the inter-city journey times by 50% . Then the plebes can get to the office to start work earlier – and the provision's there for a spot of overtime before heading back home in the evenings."

Too many people? Hmmm, there's the foundation stone for a fresh 'Halt on Immigration' argument. Deport all the EUSSR economic migrants back to their respective Third World Eastern European dumps and free up a stack of jobs – and train seats - then using the ancient Briton Iceni / Celtic gene line as a base reference point, ship the unemployed Anglo-Saxons back to Deutschland – starting with the Kraut-Greek welfare benefit scrounger clique squatting at the top of The Mall – in Fuckingham Palace – at the taxpayers' expense.

In a later interview with Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr on the Biased Broadcasting Corporation's 'Knobhead Hour' programme, Graything stated for the public record – and much to the mirth of studio staff - that as long as he's in charge of the high-speed rail network project, it will all be 'on time (2026) - on budget (£56 billion quid) - and the government has a pretty good idea of what it might all cost' (Que? WTF?).

Challenged by Marr on this point, Graything disputed a report released last Friday, detailing a study by quantity surveyor Michael Bung - who estimated the cost of HS2 could balloon to more than £100 billion nicker by 2036 - making it the most expensive railway in the known Universe – to which the intellectually-challenged Graything – devoid of any quantity surveying nor cost estimate experience - responded with his customary unqualified arrogance – branding Bung's research and report as "utter nonsense".

Nice, London to 'grim-up-north' Manchester in an hour. But WTF is the point of HS2 if the likes of Notwork Rail and Rattle Track are still running the show - or cutting the travel time from London to Brumistan by a third if the self-same incompetent, not-fit-for-purpose train operators – Worst Group; Southern Discomfort Trains; Ripoff Derailment; Sardine Mainline; First Crapita Connect; Caledonian Creeper and Snail-Rail - all with Biblical scale failure records of delays, cancelled services and strikes - are still operating the system?

Minister Graything needs to adopt the fabled Mussolini Theory factor and get the fucking things running on time.

In fact, before this clot goes any further with the fatally-flawed expanded end-product HS2 wish list scheme / scam - to link John O' Goats to Land's Bend - he – or some fucker responsible for damage control regarding Tory fubars – should remind the twat of his past 'less than stellar' performances as a minister of state – and urge he pass the ball to more capable 'experienced' hands.

Perhaps someone with a knowledge of 'railways' – for no fucker or their dog has held the vital government portfolio since the halcyon days of steam-driven trains - before that venal tosser Beeching dissolved British Railways and opened the door to 'for profit' privatisation' and the Rattle-Track / Snail Rail train services.

Thought for the day. Ouch! Thinking back to the Practical Pig Rail snafu - who ceased trading in 2003 following the Baconsfield disaster at Malfunction Junction.
The faster these HS2 trains are planned to go – the bigger the fuck up when they derail or hit something head on.

Bollocks – if the Nasty Party are out to waste taxpayers' money on white jumbo-sized fubars when the advent of driverless cars is just around the corner - then let's spend the £100 billion divorce fee the EUSSR are trying to extort for Brexit – and £56 billion quid 'minimum' cost of the HS2 snafu - on re-vitalising our coal and steel industries – and kick start a key apprenticeship programme to restock Britain's depleted craftsman population.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Monday, 17 July 2017

Bliar, Brexit n Corbynomics Fantasy

In today’s ‘Culture of Treason’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline rodent-featured political correspondent, Rowland Ratsky, manning the live news cellphone hotline from inside the top floor stationary cupboard at London's Teflon Tony Towers – HQ of the Bliar Foundation - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

True to form - the biggest liar in history since the Damascene days of his perjurious money-grubbing precursors, Ananias n Sapphira – Tony 'Miranda' Bliar - the former New Labour Slime Minister – is out to apply every dirty deed dodge in his Brussels-issued black propaganda handbook to prevent Britain quitting the totalitarian fascist EUSSR Federation.

Interviewed by one of Sky News’ split-arsed hacks, Ms Dopey Grudge, Bliar opined “I think it’s absolutely necessary that Brexit doesn’t happen due the fact every passing day reveals fresh evidence – well, propaganda really - that if we're not under Brussels' thumb – or jackboot, if you like – then Britain is going to be even more broken than it has been since I became Prime Minister in 1997 – politically and economically. But fortunately my PR people have got the moronic common herd public's opinion moving in the right direction – to hold a second referendum – and this time do the right thing and vote Remain – then I can be EUSSR President after that alkie tosser, Jean-Claude Drunkard steps – or falls - down."

Opening the next page of his lie sheet prompt list, Bliar - a creature of deceit who couldn't tell the Truth if he didn't have a lie ready - continued: “This time last year Britain was the fastest growing economy in the entire Universe – and only thanks to our privileged EU membership - yet since the June 2016 Brexit vote we're now the slowest this side of Alpha Centauri Major – and on a par with basket case Somalia and Venezuala."

“Our savings ratio is at the lowest ebb since time began, the international vulture investment community thinks we're such a bad credit risk that even payday loan sharks like Gash Cash and Slick Quid - let alone the IMF - refuse to deal with the Treasury. Our currency’s depreciated 10-12% against the North Korean won and Polish zloty; investment in gaming casinos and brothels has dropped 30%; living standards for homeless people are stagnating - and none of this would have occurred if we'd joined the single Euro currency as I wanted – then we could have qualified for endless bail-out funds – the same as Greece."

Despite describing the 8th June snap election vote as being a total balls-up and a Tory fubar, Bliar praised Labour's leadership ability to enthuse voters with employing the very same strategy he used to great effect while in office – a pack of bare-faced lies and the occasional dodgy dossier.

“I actually thought, at the beginning of Labour's election campaign, they were going to be trounced and routed without me - or my bestest ever pal, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, at the helm. But I reckon what happened was not so much anyone actually liking this weirdy-beardy Corbyn character but simply despising Terry Mayhem and the Tory campaign for their austerity policies."

"However - and I say this absolutely up front and without reservations - I’ve got to pay tribute to Corbyn's tactical use of deceit and disingenuous election promises during the campaign – to generate a sense of 'something for nothing' enthusiasm via the more scent than substance pledge of free university educations that mobilised the gullible youth voter demographic to get off their lazy arses and put a pencilled cross in the right box on a ballot sheet."

"Seriously, I completely buy the illusory money tree system of innovative fiscal policy narrative line – the creative accounting / smoke n mirrors financial conjuring methodology of Corbynomics: 2+2=7 – promising freebie university tuition and cancelling any and all student debt incurred to date – as the same line of bullshit patter worked for me with the dodgy 'Incoming - 45 minutes' weapons of mass distraction dossier we employed to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq.”

"So let's face the ironic truth. The common herd demographic will swallow any old bullshit - if their perception of facts and figures are manipulated skilfully via our compliant mass media machines – the red top gutter press tabloids and the taxpayer-funded – albeit Establishment controlled - Biased Broadcasting Service. All the brain dead public are interested in is discount Prosecco, cheap holidays in Spain, whose top dog in Premier League soccer - and the next scheduled episodes of such tripe as Big Brother, the X-Factor and I'm a Celebrity."

"Then we have the next recipe for disaster with Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party limping on with a severely diminished majority - and mutinous cabinet dissent burgeoning in every corner, crook and cranny - all after ousting her bony arse for calling the star-crossed snap election - the biggest Tory mistake since the last whopping Tory mistake – Posh Dave Scameron risking a Brexit referendum – and the cabinet now focused on diversionary 'blame game' tactics instead of Brexit negotiations."

"The European Round Table of Corporate Controllers has branded Mrs Mayhem's Brexit wish list a joke and intend to block any Brexit deal that does not comply to their demands – plus the election of France's new Sun King - Emmanuel Macaroni - changes the political dynamics of Europe – which will henceforth comprise an inner and outer circle."

"Reform is now on the EU's agenda and Britain can be part of that favoured inner circle if only the moronic sheeple would wake up and declare they want to remain a part of Europe – and sign up for the Euro single currency - plus accept freedom of movement for a few million Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist refugees who want to settle around the UK."

Conversely former UKIP leader, the indestructible Nigel Barrage – an incumbent Brussels MEP – also spoke with Sky News interviewer Gropey Sludge, and castigated Bliar's black propaganda rhetoric in the strongest terms.
“Any canny sod with half a functioning brain can deduce that Teflon Tony’s simply demonstrating why he's one of the most disliked living figures in the history of the known Universe."

“Bliar's an evasive, opportunistic wanker who wants to reverse the result of a democratic referendum and making it bloody obvious that any underhand criminal means possible will be deployed to stop us leaving the totalitarian EUSSR compliance state. Plus there's treachery at every turn as it's a full year since the In / Out referendum and the Tories have only just got round to reluctantly starting Brexit negotiations – with Terry Maybot's own Tory cabinet Remoaners dragging their feet at each opportunity to frustrate and screw up a clean Brexit process that benefits Britain.”

"The referendum wasn’t about a rule here or a rule there being amended - it was about supremacy of law – who governs Britain. And that's 'We, the People' - not a bunch of unelected Brussels-based kleptocrats – or their EU Round Table Corporatocracy special interests bosses."
"Obviously, as has been his political career fault throughout. Bliar wasn't listening to the heartbeat of public opinion or the nature of the debate that's going on in the pubs, the clubs and at school gates - but Brexit was our majority voice that we want to govern ourselves – free and unhindered by the fascist, control freak EUSSR Federation."

Hmmm, Bliar's like the anti-Christ – serving a diabolical Master – whose sole purpose is to generate disharmony.

As to Jeremy 'Two Votes' Corbyn and his beg n borrow fiscal system of 'Corbynomics' - a fantasy versus reality check is required on this one as it reads like Dickens' Christmas Carol – this shambolic Labour ambition – wet dream, more like - which they have no idea how to fund - to write off all student debt at a cost of £100 billion quid – that shadow education secretary Angela Rayner admitted was a huge amount – but (and here's the crunch) the Labour party would not commit to doing it "unless we can afford to."

WTF? When they can afford to? How about NEVER? And that factor's gonna cop Labour a winning Youth vote majority now the cat's outa the bag?

Thought for the day. Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, from whatever aspect of the moral compass he's viewed, is a self-indulgent, egocentric creature of diminishing returns – a political sideliner representing corporate elitist cartels – specifically in this case, the Brussels Malbolge.

Forever an emissary of treacherous roguery and shenanigans of the highest order of seditious felony - in the 1983 General Election canvassing manifesto, as prospective Labour MP for Sedgefield, Bliar stated ‘We’ll negotiate a withdrawal from the EEC (aka EUSSR) which has drained our natural resources and destroyed jobs.’
Then in grand political hypocrisy fashion, in 2005, Bliar contradicted his own lying ass with: ‘I am a passionate pro-European. I always have been.’

Teflon Tony's the type of tosser that dogs bark at as he walks down the street – and who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to being coerced into shaking hands with him.

He's a closet case scrote – a jukebox politico - shove a few bob in and he'll sing any song you like – for the stooge antics of this clown push the breaking strain limits of tolerant patience.

For all his traitorous deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal – nor today's Brexit Remaniacs - kindly.

What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Teflon Tony - had been strangled at birth – to ensure the eradication his venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against Phony Tony's tombstone and piss on his grave.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).