Sunday 15 November 2015

Paris ISIS Attacks: Les Odeurs de Merde

In today’s ‘Enhanced Black Propaganda’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, manning a prime 'I-Spy / Finger on the Pulse' front line reporting spot on top of the Eiffel Tower for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

With the EUSSR community's mass media machine stirring up a veritable shitstorm of headless Chicken Little "We're all gonna Die!" panic attacks across a swathe of European capital cities following last Friday's purported ISIS Jolly Jihad Brigade's terrorist attacks in Paris, the PTB - contemptible towards their respective victim taxpayer demographics - have created the perfect mess of pottage scenario they desired. Floods of Muslim migrants spewing into Europe via tits-up Turkey – along with shedloads of Islamic radical extremist types in their ranks.

And are these fuckers arriving kitted out with weapons and explosives? Are grizzly bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Dead right – they're armed to the fucking teeth – and with the very same weaponry and ordnance the West has been supplying to the 'moderate' Islamic terrorist rebels in Syria.

So, with this latest escalation of social violence and terrorist criminality potential at their disposal – coupled with a chilling indifference to the suffering they cause - the French Government's DGSE / DGSI security services, as per the Charlie Hebdo fiasco, have a full menu of cause and effect requirements to pull another storm of Operation Gladio false flag attack/s to further demonise the Muslim population as the West's favourite bogeyman strikes again - which serves to forward the NWO totalitarian / 24/7 panopticon surveillance control freak agenda – 'and' with a helping hand from the Zionist-dominated mass media machine – in addition to generating a frenzy of fear-mongering and anti-Muslim / Islamic xenophobia – also justify NATO boots on the ground in Syria before the Russians wipe out the enemy and make a total fuck up of the AIPAC / Neo-Con's Greater Israel land grab agenda.

Yep, for the last few weeks it's all been 'humanitarian' based sob stories by bleeding heart European liberals, to foster and adopt these war zone migrants. Now the EUSSR (the Netherlands for starters) mass media has done a total 180 and is painting a paradoxical canvas of how ungrateful the stateless adult orphans are – whingeing and complaining that welfare benefits don't cover the cost of ciggies – no telly in their rooms – European food is shite – and the German 'Great Unwashed Migrant Welcome Committee' throw a party for the new arrivals then complain of 'culture shock trauma' when their 'guests' act like the criminal barbarians they are and sexually molest / gang rape the organisers and migrant centre volunteer aid workers – then claim to be under-18 minors to escape the full force justice of the EUSSR's pathetic laws.

Oh yes, yet another (deliberate?) fucked up mistake in a long line of fucked up mistakes that has a hindsight kick in the ass attached.

Conversely it was a foregone conclusion that these asylum seeking dog wankers would not leave their war zone conflict complexes behind but – with malice aforethought - bring them along as part of their 'sans passports' baggage. WTF did the European establishment expect? Of course they're going to strike back against their antagonists

Now call me a scally sceptic, whatever, if you might, but we have a problem subscribing to the stock 'Islamic terrorists done it' storyline when such attacks occur right on the eve of the G20 Summit in Turkey – and no need to second-guess WTF is gonna be topping this corrupt crony get-together's agenda: counter the Russian military offensive and initiate a regime change Syria.

As to ISIS (ISIL / IS / Islamic Caliphate – whatever the fuck these clowns call themselves this week) – the Western Zionist / NATO war game planners don't give a flying fuck about them.
Likewise the Western-backed 'moderate' rebels are good for fuck all, apart from killing each other, and a pre-planned G20 summit unanimous vote for 'boots on the ground' will constitute the latest attempt to 'Get Assad' and a regime change in Syria via force of arms – before Vlad Putrid's Russian 'We Mean Business' military expedition campaign kills every terrorist – ISIS and / or moderate – old enough to scream and bleed.

Of course, as the pre-scripted 'official storyline' bullshit unfolds via the mass media machine in the days ahead, canny government abuse / false flag watchers will be on the lookout for the customary 'red flag' glaring inconsistencies and contradictions in the establishment's hard sell propaganda narrative – especially when certain evidential (mis-translated / photo-shopped) data gets endorsed with an unwarranted 'national security' / 'not in the public interest' stamp.

There again, this latest incidence of Islamic extremist work might just bear an essence of verisimilitude as unlike January's Charlie Hebdo hate rag / Jewish kosher deli false flag attacks, this purported coordinated offensive by Muslim malcontents with a chip on their shoulder missed hitting any of the usual ubiquitous pro-Zionist targets - such as the Paris-based St Shylock's Synagogue for Latter Day Land Grabbers, or the chains of Rothshite kikester usurious money-lending payday loan outlets - for their obvious 'anti-Semitic / Israel the victim' propaganda sympathy value.

While Friday 13th was a real bad day for France's Knights Templar back in 1307 - (don't these Masonic Satanist occult elitist types love their 'give the game away' symbolism - 9/11, 7/7 etcetera, et al) - let us not lose sight of the key element that has brought this pathetic state of affairs about – the post-9/11 US / UK pro-Zionist / anti-Islamic Arab Spring uprisings and wars of aggression against sovereign Mid-East and North African states (Afghanistan / Iraq / Libya / Egypt) to initiate regime change, establish regional military bases and enforce a stranglehold on natural resources. So the rise of the ISIS Jolly Jihad gang is simply down to Newton's Third Law of Motion – for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Thus the Friday 13th Paris atrocities against civilian targets.

Yet when one gets down to the nitty-gritty statistics, 129 people dead and 300+ wounded is small shit when compared to the legions of non-combatant Muslim civilians – women n kids - snuffed, maimed and injured in Syria and Iraq on a daily basis by the West's indiscriminate aerial bombing campaigns and their CIA / DGSE / MI6 / Mossad-funded proxy armies of 'moderate' terrorist types.

French Prosecutor, Francois Molins, obviously not bestowed with the gift of outside the box lateral thinking, opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "We have to find out where these three teams of terrorists - armed with AK47s and C4 suicide vests - came from... and how they were financed."
Well that's easy Francois – they're Fifth Column terrorists who arrived on the wave of Syrian war zone refugees – all financed, armed and trained by the French-Western stooge / Israeli governments under the hypocrisy-driven 'moderate' rebel assistance programme.
And what's more, logic denotes that these barbaric Islamic terrorist attack reprisals are payback for France's barbaric bombing campaign of their positions in Syria and Iraq.

Truth be known, it's not only the more 'moderate' Muslim terrorists but also ISIS uber-radicalised Jolly Jihadists that manifest the 'hands-out' recipient ranks of immense multinational state-sponsorship – from Turkey; Saudi; Qatar; UAE; Kuwait; US / CIA; Broken Britain's MI6 – and last but not least, the evil outlaw Israeli regime via the manky Mossad.
As to the recent mass migration exodus of Syrian war zone refugees towards Europe - shepherded by Turkey, it was all pre-planned, to get the Muslim war zone refugee hordes in situ – saturating European society like a plague of cockroach vermin – then pull a false flag op' – with the Zionist-dominated mass media doing their bit to demonise Muslims and all things with an Islamic link to justify further crass police state intrusions on the private family unit domain, and enforce a repressive 'Order out of Chaos' socio-political martial law measures domestically.

So whether by corrupt, purposeful design at the hand of Western plotters – or a timely act of deserved retribution – the Paris terrorist attacks serve to provide the establishment with the desired justification for imposing a fresh slew of repressive legislative actions against their respective civilian populations – plus justification for boots on the ground against ISIS in Syria – albeit President Basher Assad being the real target.

History will mark these times as stained by cruelty and greed – the criminally corrupt excesses of a Zionist Israel and their Western lackey stooges and the mischief and suffering they are the collective authors of. The perpetrators of these Naziesque human rights abuses and war crimes will not be remembered kindly.

Hence we ask the closing question - is this just the latest in a long line of sinister false flag Islamic terror attacks, crafted around the recent influx of Syrian war zone refugees and designed to justify further foreign aggression military conflicts abroad – Syria / Lebanon / Iran / Yemen – and achieve the aims of the misnamed Project for a New American (Israeli) Century - to establish their global Zionist Empire over the common herd goyim - dominated by the Rothshite crime syndicate bankster's one-world currency and a pro-Western one-world army?

For the Doubting Thomas 'don't believe it' types, Broken Britain's streets are – post-Paris attacks - being manned by gung-ho 'shoot first' troopers from the 22nd SAS and the Special Recon' Regiment. So when do they head back to their RHQ Credenhill Barracks? Never – like Plod Squad thugs toting H & K G36 assault rifles – they're here to stay.

For fuck's sake, one has to scratch their head and ponder who's in charge of these madcap think tank 'see-through' schemes? Wallace n Gromit or Wiley T. Coyote?

Thought for the day. This US / Turkish / Israeli latter-day Ottoman land grab plot to oust Assad and subject Syria to the same quarrelsome Balkanisation fate as Iraq hold no promise for any concerned - other than the promise of trouble – with Russia, China and Iran.

So much for the Brussels / EUSSR implementation of the New World Order agenda - belaying sovereign national identity with multi-cultural pluralist populations composed of unwashed barbarian migrants who are hell bent on forcing their Third World bad habits on the host country – Sharia Law, chicken tikka masala, female genital mutilation, black peephole burkas – and fuck knows what else that's foul, foreign and an affront to our culture .

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic / Sovereign Order of the Military Knights of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

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No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry 'felcher-friendly' sized mammals – voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets and otters – or Syrian pikey refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 8 November 2015

Poppy Day: Hypocrisy – In Spades

In today’s ‘Enhanced Duplicity’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from peace activist Ron McScrote, director of the global Kiss n Make Up campaign, reporting live on the 'poppy fascists parade' from his anti-war 'protest perch' atop London's Whitehall Cenotaph memorial for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Faced with the Poppy Day maxim of 'Lest We Forget', then Remembrance Sunday should be named National Alzheimer's Day when we have a bunch of sock puppet psycho political stooges – (along with Broken Britain's manky monarch and her reptile relatives entourage) - paraded before a compliantly corrupt mass media machine and ready to 'forget' the tragic life-loss / trench foot lessons of World War One - & 'Let's Do It All Once Again' World War Two – plus a myriad of sideshow minor conflicts since (Korea, Oman, Congo, the Cod War, Falklands, etcetera, et al – and definitely not 'forgetting' the fubar English-Spanish 'War of Jenkin's Ear' - 1739 / 1748) - and 'pay tribute' to the war dead of past conflicts by committing the youth of our once-sceptred isle to acts of armed aggression in foreign lands – just to be part of the neo-colonial imperialist club with their Satan-worshipping Masonic buddies running the good ole US of A – or dare disobey the demands of their ZioNazi Rothshite bankster crime syndicate masters.

To add to the blatant poppy-red 'political patriotism' hypocrisy insult to the common herd's (limited) intelligence, the front page of this morning's Warmongers Gazette reveals that in the unqualified and arrogant war-promoting opinion of General Sir 'Tricky Nicky' Houghton, the UK's top military commander, Broken Britain is, quote: "letting the Allied War Party side down" by failing to launch air strikes against the ISIS terrorist group in Syria - and further criticised the policy of the ruling Nasty Party's pig-bonking Prime Minister of restricting RAF air strikes to ISIS battle fronts in neighbouring Iraq.

As if to confirm his muddled thinking is a primary reason to retire the stupid wanker from his post as Chief of the Defence Staff, Houghton later appeared on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr show where he totally contradicted his earlier stance by claiming it was not possible for foreign forces from outside the Mid-East region to defeat IS militarily in a proxy war (er - has this twat had a 'blind eye' on the ball viz Russian strike actions?) and it should ultimately be left to local forces on the ground (er- the more 'moderate' rebels?) – lest Britain run the risk of adding fuel to the radicalisation of ISIS Jolly Jihadist beheading crazies.

Compounding the confusion and insanity, Tory Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond opined to one press hack from Born Losers magazine that, in his personal view, Britain saw eye-to-eye with the Russians on lots of things – such as vodka being a great tipple – or caviar's great on toast soldier fingers – and that all indicators pointed to the fact that ISIS were not very nice people – as far as Sunni Muslim types go - and should be destroyed – with many thanks to Moscow for doing 'their bit' towards this end.
However, if they held a House of Conmans vote to authorise bombing ISIS back to the Stone Age and Posh Dave lost that show of hands, then the damage to Tory Party confidence and Scameron's already 'in-tatters' perverted zoophiliac pig-gamming reputation might well be more severe than anything they could inflict on the Islamic Caliphate.

The horrible Hammond continued: "It wouldn't be so bad if the Labour Party backed us on this one, but it's evolved into a more sensible organisation since they got rid of Wallace and Gromet. Now we have this peace-nick Corbyn character in the leadership seat – unlike back in 2003 we had Tony Bliar ready to follow orders, toss legality to the four winds and invade wherever his Zionists masters demanded –a policy adhered to by Broon - and Millipede too, until he lost out big time in the last general election popularity contest."

In response, New / Old Labour's shadow defence secretary, Chief Bald Eagle claimed her party needed more detail from Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party government on what the aims and objectives are involved with sanctioning the outclassed RAF to perform a willy-nilly bombing campaign in Syria. (for fuck's sake woman – killing Assad is priority one) and the actual 'legal' legal position before deciding whether to back air strikes purported to be targeting the Islamic State Caliphate's military positions – and not President Assad's front line 21st Armoured Segway Regiment.

Not wishing to miss out on a media exposure opportunity, regardless of how fucking idiotic it would prove him to be, the Tory's limp-wristed / expense-fiddling Defence Secretary Michael Fallon – yet another juke box politician (slip a few coins in and he'll play any tune you like) once more failed to engage brain before opening his big gob and stated for the public record that it is 'morally indefensible' for Britain to rely on other countries to bomb the so-called Islamic State in Syria – with Fallon obviously being under the psychosis-induced impression it is 'morally defensible' to indiscriminately bomb people in a sovereign foreign nation – when it's an established fact that such military actions constitute a death knell for the civilian demographic – women n kids – more so than Jolly Jihad terrorist types.
(Google 'Gaza Strip' / 'Operation Kill Every Fucker').

Nice on Mr Fallon. Doubtless you'll sleep easy with that fucked up, holier-than-thou misconception mindset – just as the ZioNazi outlaw state of Israel's psychopath Prime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, does viz his 'morally indefensible' authorisation of IDF human rights abuses and war crimes conducted on a 24/7 daily basis against the Arab 'Semite' Palestinian population of - er - Palestine.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday 2 November 2015

Who Downed Flight KGL9268? Mossad Did It!

In today’s ‘Enhanced False Flag’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Shin Beth mole, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, manning the Tel Aviv-based editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Russian authorities are of a unanimous opinion that the Kogalymavia Airline / Irish-registered Metrojet's second hand / 18-year old French 'Airbust 321' (sic) - with 21,000 previous flights under its belt – which fell to pieces during mid-air flight on Saturday shortly after take off from the Egyptian Red Sea beach resort of Sharm el-Shit, bound for St Petersburgh, and crashed into the Sinai Peninsula – had nothing to do with repairs to the tail of the plane that was ripped off during an aberrant landing in Cairo on November 16th 2001 when owned by Middle East Scarelines – and was either sabotaged with an on-board explosive device (er, namely 'a bomb' triggered by an altitude detonator) or struck with a ground to air or air-to air missile.

This is a simple 'child's play' deduction based on the logical progression that as the plane lost speed (stopped flying) and started descending rapidly (fell out of the sky) with no Mayday call or contact of any sort from the cockpit crew - no such technical fault combination of on-board electro-mechanical systems failures could have led to the aircraft disintegrating in mid-flight.

So we come to that old question again – cui bono? No fucker or their dog, really. But knowing the schadenfreude mindset of the out of control homicidal psychos running the good ole US of A (Great Satan) and the rogue state of Israel – pissed off to the Nth degree with Russian President Vlad Putrid's military intervention in Syria – this was a 'watch out' warning shot.

As to finger-pointing viz guilty parties – one of Mossad's Kidon Unit high-fiving 'removals men' – or 'art students' – likely as not super-sneak Shylock ben Ka-Boom - did the dirty deed and slipped an explosive device rigged with a barometric detonation trigger into the cargo hold just prior to take-off - and intend blaming it on ISIS – with the rogue state's spy agency acting on 'payback' orders from Israel's clinically insane pro-Jabotinskyist Slime Minister, the war-mongering Bobo 'Bonkers' Nuttyahoo.

Then we have the media glove puppet diversions of how a would-be bomber might evade heightened security measures around Sharm el-Shit airport. Ha! The crime state of Israel's just across the water and guess who runs security at Sharm el-Shit? The same scumsters who facilitated Mohammad al Patsy and his Al Qaeda terrorist pals get on board planes at Boston's Logan International Airport on 9/11 – and fast tracked the passport-deficient career fuck-up skiddies bomber, Umar Farouk Muttonleg, onto Northwest Scarelines Flight 253 to Detroit in Amsterdam back on Xmas Day 2009 – the Israeli-owned ICTS International.

Well, targeting Russian commercial aircraft makes a change from picking on Malaysian Airlines to initiate mass media false flag distractions and cause a shedload of innocent third party grief.

Thought for the day: All 9/11 Airports Serviced by One Israeli Mossad Front Company ICTS http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/ICTS.html

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny. No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake psycho-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

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No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry 'felcher-friendly' sized mammals – voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets and otters – or Syrian pikey refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.

However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, furry mammals – badgers / otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose and name the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle kiddie fiddling club – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office paedo-apologists and cover-up protectors).