Wednesday 29 January 2014

UK Plods Compete for Water Cannons

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Ignoring cries for a public debate over turning Broken Britain’s already control freak panopticon surveillance state apparatus into a hard line totalitarian state, the Chief Constables of England and Wales diverse Plod Squads are to press the Tory’s transvestite Home Secretary, Terry ‘Knackers’ May, to buy a fleet of high pressure water cannons from mad dog Israel’s leading arms manufacturer, Warmongers-R-Us - expressing a preference for the Rachel Corrie ‘Anarchist-Crusher’ 6 x 6 model that runs on a triple axle set of steel spiked tyres, and is additionally kitted out with a flash freeze refrigeration unit enabling the ‘H20 Howitzer’ to fire high velocity volleys of 10mm hailstones or ice flechettes for a range of 600 meters and pepper any Palestinian rock-chucker old enough to bleed.

Stressing that urgency is of the utmost in preparation to deal with this summer’s anticipated street protests and mass riots resulting from the next round of welfare benefit cuts, garden shed tax, mountain bike licensing and fuel duty hikes jointly inflicted on the common herd demographic by the Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit and Chancellor Georgie Osborne.

The Met Plod Squad’s Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dickhead, speaking on behalf of the Association of Chief Police Officers, informed one gutter press hack from the Autocrats Gazette that water cannons were required to control the predicted mass street protests resulting from ongoing and potential future austerity measures and revenue-generating tax measures to be imposed in the April budget .

Hmmm, sounds like the top Plods know something we of the common herd / useless eating electorate are not yet privy to.

A/C Dickhead - whose name is entered into the annals of infamy for sanctioning – then covering up - the 2005 Operation Kratos murder of Jean Charles de Menezes on Stockwell Tube Station by the Met’s SO19 Armed Response Unit trigger-happy gunslinging thugs – explained that: “As current Parliamentary regulations ban the use of live ammunition against crowds of protesters – unless of course they look like Muslim terrorist types – or Brazilian electricians – and napalm and white phosphorus grenades are right out – and we’ve flogged our entire stocks of rubber bullets to the despotic ruler of Bahrain, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer - then the next best bet is a fleet of water cannons like the plods use to wash the aggie Paddys down in Belfast when they head out on one of their brick-lobbing missions.”

London Mayor, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, has already announced a consultation on the introduction of water cannon onto the streets of London ready for the forecast 2014 ‘Summer of Discontent’ - since the Met’s ‘kettling’ of protest groups have been hit with HSE legal challenges following complaints of demonstrators being scalded.

The Acpo report reveals that on the advice of the rogue Israeli regime’s PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, the model of water cannon best suited for tackling fanatical anti-establishment anarchist elements of the UK’s multi-cultural Big Society is the ZioNazi state’s Rachel Corrie 6 x 6 ‘Anarchist-Crusher’ which can discharge its 9,000 litre capacity in a mere 5 minutes if running at full pressure and simply ‘wash away’ crowds of demonstrators in a veritable Biblical flood.

Conversely, the report further discloses that the water within the main reservoir must, under current Brussels HSE regulations, be kept at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit / 37.0 degrees Celsius to prevent the onset of medical conditions associated with the shock of being exposed to freezing temperatures - as not only would the protesters get very wet but could be at risk of catching colds and in extreme cases, succumb to hypothermia - and being of that typically Bolshie working class caste, purposely collapse on the pavement and die en masse – posing a repeat of Ian Tomlinson’s final ‘Et Tu Harwood’ selfish performance at London’s 2009 G20 demo’s – simply to embarrass the authorities and get the police in trouble.

An additional downside to the 5 minutes maximum operating time is the 20 minutes – and longer - required to refill from a hydrant - depending on the water pressure available – and the unforeseen flash mob ‘hindrance factor’ of a gang of protesters chucking rocks – and much else that qualifies as ballistic material - at the refill crew while the main piss wet through protest crowd who couldn’t afford a wet suit get towelled off and change into dry clobber ready for their next protest / looting destination.

New, off the shelf, water cannons are estimated to cost between £600,000 and a whopping £1 million quid – depending on corrupt shifty shylock middlemen sales kickbacks and other assorted bribes to ranking government kleptocrats - and have a working life expectancy of up to 25 years – if not set ablaze with petrol bombs.

In what pro-democracy critics claim is the biggest piece of hypocrisy in the history of hypocrisy, Apco has stated that any water cannon bought by a force will be regarded as a ‘national asset’ – financed by the tax-paying voters - with the sole intention of such being used against the very same tax-paying voters if they dare respond to further austerity measures and tax hikes with displays of Oppositional Defiance Disorder which result in spontaneous anti-government protests.

Prudence and 20/20 hindsight should prompt the Apco tossers to review the history of water cannon use in Northern Ireland and the compensation paid out to injured demonstrators - and too innocent passers-by - who were saturated with skunk water or purple dye – and on occasions defoliating jets of the hydrofluoric acid used for dispersing those ‘really stubborn’ nightly paramilitary Mexican stand-off confrontations between the Papist Sinn Féin’s Falls Road knee-capping first eleven team and the Proddy UVF’s Shankill nailgun crucifixion gangs.

The Ulster Plod Squad’s water cannon fleet has now been stood down after Protestant rioters filed a sectarian-related human rights complaint with the EU’s Human Rights & Wrongs Commission in Stuttgart over being doused with the same consecrated holy water that was used on aggie Catholic protesters and demanded they revert to the customary 60/40 Guinness and River Liffey mix.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, not going to be much fucking use against outbreaks of rapid and agile disorder and the level of organised dynamic looting that occurred during the August 2011 riots, kick started by the ‘lawful murder’ of local Tottenham anti-Christ Mark Duggan – when the first targets for the Chavs and Yobster crews are branches of Sports Direct - to rip off new trainers and running gear – and the ubiquitous ‘Anonymous’ look XL hoodies, long peak baseball caps, wrap-around tints and golfing gloves – plus the entire stock of baseball bat cudgels.

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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 28 January 2014

Rich Only: Davos ‘Them n Us’ Conflab

In this morning’s Enhanced Bullshit ‘Them vs Us’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our mobile Anarchy Central 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill currently on site at dirty Davos in Shitzerland – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Doubtless canny political scumbag watchers will have taken note that Tory PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron is even more full of his egoistic smarmy self (head up his own arse) than usual since returning from an official junket to dirty Davos and the World Economic Forum – a non-event organised by the Rothshite’s Edomite Mafia crime syndicate where an 80-plus rich and shameless oligopoly of supercilious zillionaire members of the ‘Let Them Eat Cake’ brigade gathered in conclave to conjure a draft of fresh strategies to maintain the credit debt garrotte stranglehold around the throats of that 99% sector of the global public demographic colloquially referred to as ‘the poor’ – and most importantly of all maintain the status quo and keep them poor - and ignorant of the glaring fact that essentially the governments they vote into office are simply fascist vehicles for corporate Big Money interests.

With the event guarded by a legion of private security thugs from the usual G4S / Serco Renta-Moron agencies, all sense of reality was lost in an aura of contemptible arrogance as the multi-national corporation top dog dildos got to rub shoulders with the political stooges they financed to get elected and represent their money-grubbing interests as in-place lobbyists – a virtual mirror image of the annual self-delusional Masters of the Universe Bilderberg gatherings – same faces / same agenda.

Beaming for the media cameras and sporting shit-eating grins with their fluorescent dentures, the money laundering Banksters rubbed shoulders with Big Pharma’s Codex Alimentarius and toxic vaccine promoters and the Monsanto-led Big Agri GM Frankenfood fascist cliques – all vying for first place against the flawed alternative energy industry combines flogging Scotch mist wind turbines and shale gas fracking – all of which are tagged as carbon emissions cap n trade exchange-related hence cop mega-bucks tax exemptions and rake in massive government subsidies.

As a Marxist redistribution of wealth to create a more egalitarian eurozone society peopled by a socially-mobile population was most definitely not on the ‘perpetual indebtedness’ agenda target at Davos, apart from kneeling in supplication before the altar of their God of Greed, Mammon – and the participants wiping their feet on the ‘doormat’ less fortunate of this world, serving to confirm they have nothing but contempt for the mass media mesmerised debt-laden consumers addicted to materialism with displays of unqualified arrogance - like the recently deported Singapore-based Crossinvest Asia wealth management’s money-juggler Anton Casey - what the fuck was this sinister gathering of over-privileged abusive scumsters and money-grubbing shifty shylocks discussing, might we speculate?

First off, with a failed Crapitalism-based economy that is set to rebound – not upwards but in the ‘opposite’ direction - deeper into recession – and to to rub salt into the wounds of proletariat discontent – it was unanimously decided by the corporatism interests that pay freezes were to be a continued de rigour policy throughout the 28 member EUSSR fascist community – along with IMF / World Bank / ADB enforced devaluations, the sale of national assets and more Cyprus-style Faginesque 60% highway robbery raids on private saving accounts with in excess of £25 quid on deposit.

Conversely these draconian fiscal measures were to be offset by bland hypocritical platitudes of ‘Patience’ and a repeat of the threadbare and clichéd ‘Big Society / We’re all in this together’ mantra to further justify criminal scale incompetence at upper government levels – and divert attentions from the greed of the tax-dodging operators of the big bankster’s quantitative easing machine – better known as Willy Wonga’s Easy Money Factory.

Hmmm, patience viz wage freezes from the common herd indeed – while Broken Britain’s House of Conmans back-scratching Parliamentary standards watchdog decides that MPs are in dire need of a mega-bucks additional 11% pay hike to their already-bloated £65,738 quid annual salaries and lavish ‘fiddle n claim’ expense accounts. Talk about hypocrisy and taking the proverbial piss.

Well, as a long-suffering people with the proverbial patience of a saint, we’ve had about enough of ‘Pelindaba Dave’ and the Tory-dominated coalition’s pathetic gimecrackery – they’ve become more than a subliminal source of annoyance and we have this all-pervasive air of anger morphing into a smouldering fury – so it’s time to shout ‘No more!” and get the tumbrels rolling and the gibbets strung with fresh ropes.

Scameron and his train fare-dodging Bullingdon Vandals Club pal George ‘Spankies’ Osborne are further blighted in the political credibility department by sanctioning the Sleazy-Cash and Wonga Ripoffs payday banksters Loan Ranger - and their Tonton Macoute debt collectors free rein to ride the range and plunder at will with their mega-percentage APR rates.

But the flabby ‘Tripswitch’ Dave is cursed not only with a pair of double-D cup man tits ‘and’ a strained marriage to his coke-snorting NLP minder ‘Snowy Sam’ (both mongrel incarnations of bad parenting ‘and’ a mutant DNA gene line caused by generations of incestuous inbreeding with their relatives) but also a fatal touch of the temporal paradox syndrome, and is destined to fall foul of the Blinovitch Limitation Effect at the May 2015 general election when he, along with the rest of the dog-wanking Con-Dem coalition fubar, disappears up its own arsehole and into the annals of political insignificance.

Really who the fuck voted for this clown Scameron and his public school sodomite pals – (all models for Anthony Gormless’s ‘Another Place’ statues) that comprise the core of the Tory Party and Millionaire’s Cabinet? If they had any semblance of social conscience they’d hang their heads in fucking shame.

Let’s be honest here, our Prime Minister is such a dense tosser he can’t even be trusted to hop down the local Pederasts Arms pub for a quick pint and pick up some snort for Sammy lest he fucks off back home and forgets to take his 8-year old daughter Nancy with him – leaving her sat in the beer garden knocking back Jägerbombs and Old Headbanger lager chasers - while getting eyed up by the local kiddie fiddling gropers brigade – until MI5’s 22nd SAS Increment crew got word to parachute in and rescue her.

Plus neither of the thick twats – Dave or Snowy - know where the fusebox is at their Chipping Sodall mansion and dragged Scottish Power out of bed over Christmas when they suffered a brownout and missed the end of the Sound of Music.
Talk about useless and not fit for purpose, are these tossers capable of wiping their own arses? Scameron must qualify as the Jar Jar Binks of British politics – yet there again Lib-Dum leader Mick ‘Turncoat’ Clogg and New Labours fuckwit child prodigy Ed ‘Trotsky’ Millipede are in the Fraggle Rock category too – along with Jabba the Hutt look-alike Eric Pickles, and Iain Dunkin Shit, the Dark Side’s Chief Sith at the Ministry for Social Misery.

Thought for the day. On the subject of unqualified arrogance, the afore-mentioned British wealth management consultant Anton Casey recently Twittered, and too posted derogatory remarks on Facebook, expressing his personal contempt for the Merlion City’s multi-cultural common herd demographic – specifically educationally sub-normal taxi drivers and having to suffer the indignity of travelling on public transport – and has fled for his own safety, leaving behind his Porche and ex-Miss Singapora trophy shag before he was tarred and feathered – bound for Down-Under ‘economy class’ on Qantas.
What this vulgarian tosspot will make of the lager-swilling, bush tucker Ozzies is anyone’s guess – a race whose idea of ‘sophistication’ is wearing underpants – or a thong – and formal dress consists of a pair of Stubbies, flip flops ‘and’ a t-shirt.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/anton-casey-fired-and-flees-singapore-in-economy-class-over-poor-people-comments-9088199.html

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday 27 January 2014

Chinese Activist Jailed for Thinking

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A secret court in the People’s Marxist Utopia of China (read: over-crowded, industrial toxic smog-bound Third World shithole) has sentenced the prominent human rights activist Xu Zhiyong to four years in prison for the crime of ‘critical thinking’ and having in his possession a CD disc with the songs of the banned Sino-rap group, Falun and the Gongs.

Xu Zhiyong, a lecturer at the Beijing University for Chopstick Science, is a founder of the radical NGO ‘Right to Ask Questions’ group and an active human rights and wrongs lawyer who, while being high as a kite on political rhetoric and rated a top dog go-getting anarchist and popular presence on various Chinese social media platforms, has a flawed grasp on the realities of history, plus a zero common sense rating, and deluded himself into believing that free speech and democracy might just take off in the Middle Kingdom – if someone shouted loud enough.

Xu, who ran a campaign that exposed the Beijing regime’s human rights and wrongs record as being on a par with Hitler’s or Idi Amin’s – or the ruthless rogue regime of Israel’s Bobo Nuttyahoo, appeared before a secret Beijing court last week where Presiding Judge Fuk Yew Tu handed down a guilty verdict on charges relating to acts of treason – by way of gathering crowds to disrupt public order.

Firebrand veteran of Tiananmen Square, Mr Pak Lunch, along with rebel academic Ms Sue Doku, suicidal self-harm activist Mr Kun Kare Less, Mrs Flip Flop Fong, Ms Fuk Mee and Mr Tic Tac Toe, all members of Xu’s informal grassroots group, the Pissed Off Citizens Movement, which has fielded the call for reforms and transparency in the workings of government, were snitched up by underground political mole and super-grass Qui Tam Twat – and are facing similar charges for exposing government corruption by the People’s Kleptocracy Party and organising ‘flash mob’ public meetings to protest against the ruling regime’s policy of political oppression.

Sentencing Xu Zhiyong to four years in the Smiley Face Organ Transplant Prison – a grotty gulag in the remote Wanking Province - to be re-educated as a model citizen, Judge Fuk Yew informed Xu’s defence lawyer, Mr Sum Dum Fuk, in typical Orwellian Newspeak that critical thinking and self-awareness are not desirable traits to be found in anyone who isn’t a Shaolin Buddhist monk, bound under the strictures of a Trappist style vow of silence.

Xu was grabbed by state security goons on secondment from the feared Snakehead Triad last week while making a public speech under cover of the regular afternoon smog bank outside the popular Pol Pot Insta-Noodles chew n spew takeaway in Beijing’s Happy Panda Park.

Wearing his customary ‘Tuidang’ (Fuck the Party) t-shirt from the trendy downtown Anarchist Boutique, Xu was proselytising to a gathering of Bolshie students to resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence.

“If our minds didn’t conjure dreams, ambitions and achievable aspirations then we would be mentally stunted to deal with and overcome the legion of challenges and disappointments Life has the habit of throwing at us.”
“Move outside the orbit of the common herd – they are in a trance – sleep-walking – utterly comatose - and don't see anything wrong with this one child policy and forced abortions and sterilisations and criminals having their internal organs stolen. Unaware of anything that’s going on in the greater scheme of things in the big, wide world. They are content and distracted, completely disconnected from the world that sustains them with a bowl of rice a day. They have no understanding of this. They think their state of disconnection is actually being connected. And what are they connected to? The mass media. The goggle box celebrity crap and reality television.”

“This corrupt Politburo class us a fringe elements for committing what they deem criminal acts for critical thinking and daring to ask ‘what the fuck is going on here?’ – for which we are derogatorily categorised as domestic terrorists. But the issue for them is protecting wealth, power and privilege, to maintain the imperium of the 1% - and their Thought Police’s jackboot on the necks of the 99% - and that’s us.”

“Never forget, in a time of universal deceit, those telling the truth are non-conformists affected by a state of Oppositional Defiance Disorder – which emanates from surfing alternative news websites, asking awkward questions, thinking for oneself and hence disbelieving what the government and mainstream corporate-fascist controlled media tell you – an aberrant mental condition that requires behind bars isolation and treatment with veritable cocktail of full strength psychotic medications – or in the most severe cases – an assisted suicide.”

“Thus questioning government motives and policies is viewed as a revolutionary act – and that is what scares the living shit out of the geriatrics and technocrats in the Politburo. Hence this all-pervasive surveillance state apparatus that simply dare not allow a teeming one and a half zillion population to question its ruling authority and up-end the status quo.”

“This privileged elitist fraternity, stricken with an absurd sense of entitlement, slither into public office via a nepotistic rule of hereditary succession and manipulating the illusion of competence - yet are all stricken with severe credibility issues – apart from which they are the type of shits that will anything to get into power, and willing to do anything to keep it.”
“What we are asking for has fuck all to do with progressive radicalism – as our people simply want a fair deal - and if this government needs the secret police to enforce its policies, then those policies are flawed and work against the public interest.”

Regardless, fuck China and the TPP and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday 24 January 2014

Nobel Peace Prize for Whistle-Blower Heroes

ATTENTIONS OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE:

Jointly award the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize to Julian Assange, Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden.

Prisoners of Conscience International has launched a petition to the Norwegian Nobel Institute that their 2014 Peace Prize be awarded jointly to Julian Assange, Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden.

Here we have a triumvirate of whistle-blowing men of moral conscience who have put themselves at personal risk in the face of repression, fully cognisant of the legal bludgeoning of government employees and others who believe in transparency - plus knowing the rogue elements of governments and regimes and multi-national military-industrial corporations with their own security services that they have exposed of criminal wrong-doings – then perhaps into harm’s way – and most definitely some life-changing circumstances – exile and imprisonment a common consequence in all three instances now manifest – for that foulest of most treasonable crimes – telling the truth.

Really, if the war criminal likes of Henry Kissinger, global warming alarmist hypocrite Al Bore and White House cuckoo impostor Barky 'Drone Wars' Obama can cop a Peace Prize, then even the Devil has a fair chance.

So if you agree with their exposures and good works then get off your arses and sign the petition or forward this text and URL to Thorbjørn Jagland, the Chairman of the Nobel Prize Committee: postmaster@nobel.no

Please join the campaign to make our world a better place by signing the petition at http://chn.ge/1aS9Ze7 - then e-mail this page onto every fucker you know or have an e-addy for to get them signing too.

https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/the-nobel-peace-prize-committee-jointly-award-the-2014-nobel-peace-prize-to-julian-assange-bradley-manning-and-edward-snowden

Thursday 23 January 2014

Tory Mindset Arrogance Strikes Again

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Looking to all intents and purposes as being a couple of shots short on her last Botox treatment – or suffering from the after-effects of too much snort and gin, Tory Party broomstick merchant ‘Eggwina’ Cohen Currie Jones has provoked a wave of outrage in an interview with the Gobshites Gazette for her crude and outrageous generalisation insult - that people living below the welfare benefits / deprived poverty line who use food banks waste their money on tattoos and dog food for their ubiquitous baby-biting pit bull terriers.

Slurrie’s derisive comments, demonising the poor, come as statistics just released by the Ministry for Wasting Time & Money reveal that more than a million Britons, a third of them children, had to turn to the Oliver Twist food banks chain last Christmas for a spot of festive cheer nourishment - thanks to Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society / ‘We’re all in this together’ austerity measures being enforced on the residents of the country’s ‘Benefits Streets’ by the privileged likes of the train fare dodging scumbag Chancellor Georgie Osborne and the equally obnoxious Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit – a sub-human slug who takes a special sick schadenfreude enjoyment in telling the poor and needy that ‘sympathy’ can be found in the dictionary – somewhere between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’.

Speaking on Radio Knobhead’s ‘Scatbag Hour’ programme in Whalley Bridge on Monday, the 67-year-old piranha-fanged Currie pontificated “For the life of me I can’t see how giving someone a couple of packets of Pol Pot Insta-Noodles when they’re suffering from mental illness or have massive credit card or mortgage debts is going to solve their problems.”
“These unemployed layabouts who’ve been rightly chucked out of their houses for not paying their mortgages need to be asking themselves ’How the fuck have I ended up living on a landfill site with no postal address?’ – and ‘Do I hang on and try to wait until all these EU economic migrants get kicked out and free up some job vacancies or simply do the right thing and commit suicide?’

Conversely, regardless of Currie’s misinformed bluster, research exposes the fact that the number of people falling below basic living standards had doubled over the past 30 years – thanks to the criminal mismanagement of Britain’s industrial base and economy by a succession of equally useless Labour and Tory governments.

In a critical response to Currie’s unsolicited public outburst, Lord Dinsdale Figg-Newton, chairman of the Auschwitz Calorie Control Trust which runs 400 UK food banks, informed gutter press hacks that “Once again Edwina Currie proves she’s totally divorced from reality and needs to engage brain before opening her big mouth and making these outrageous generalisations, as the burgeoning pressure on our system is due to the chaotic state of the welfare benefits system, thanks to this clown Iain Dunkin Shit.”

“This is so typical of the ‘Them and Us’ chutzpah syndrome that marks these Tory scumsters like some congenital defect – especially so those who have been the recipients of a mega-bucks tax-payer funded House of Conmans salary plus expenses ‘and’ cop a Parliamentary pension – just like Mrs Currie.”

“She needs to take a long look in the mirror before starting on the flaws and faults that affect the rest of Broken Britain’s sick society – what with the pulp novels she scribbles for the Dandy and Beano and ‘Eggwina’s Diaries’ – chocker full of salacious content and sordid tales of suck n swallow blow jobs and sodomy during her adulterous affair with the limp-wristed John Major who was still wed to Norma Shagstaff at the time – and the poor woman wholly unaware of the three-hole rampant sex games going on in the cabinet office – alongside Sir Peter Morrison’s after-hours kiddie fiddling - when Maggie’s back was turned - then post-facto shamelessly pens a diary entry entitled ‘I’ve bonked the PM to be’.”

“Really, the woman has the adulterous morals of a sewer rat, cuckolding her husband and fucking her way into a cabinet promotion by dropping her kex for the future PM - which reveals a lot regarding Major’s lack of taste in women – or her’s in men.”

Another stellar example of the ginger-mingin Eggwina’s ego surpassing intellect and failing to engage brain before opening her gob were the super-clangers dropped as Health Minister - that good Christian people don’t get AIDS - that old people who couldn't afford their heating bills should keep knitting and wrap up warm in winter - and that unwashed Northerners died from ‘ignorance and chips.’

Christened ‘Eggwina’ by the Daily Shitraker for personally crashing the UK’s egg marketing industry due falsely claiming all British eggs were stricken with salmonella – thanks to the chickens eating infected ‘salmon’ – which resulted in the unnecessary culling of zillions of otherwise healthy clucks – then the same gutter press tabloid labelling her ‘the vilest slut in Britain’ - an article which raked her in a tax-free £30,000 quid in libel compo.

Thought for the day. Eggwina Currie’s mindless dribble besides, we have the self-same Tory arrogance publicly broadcast by the likes of the perpetual blonde moment sleazebag Esther McVey, Minister for Gimps with Limps at Iain Dunkin Shit’s DWP dominion, courting controversy yet again with her gobshite remarks to unemployed youngsters (1:2 million aged between 16 to 25), stating for the public record that they need to get off their arses and go work in Costa Coffee and start from the bottom, then work their way up – as not everyone can fuck their way into a top job by opening their legs and sucking cock.

Hmmm, so much for McVey’s finger on the pulse with these sweeping statements and one size fits all stale rhetoric. Last year in excess of 1,700 people applied for eight jobs at a new Costa Coffee shop in Nottingham, which paid a measly below living wage of £6.10 quid an hour. Xenophobic rumour has it that like KFC and McD’s chew n spew you can’t get served in there unless you speak Polish – or some other eastern European / Balkans pikey or gyppo dialect.

Alas, all so reminiscent of that raving homophobe - the infamous ‘Chingford Skinhead’ - Norman ‘Skeletor’ Tebbit’s 'on yer fuckin’ bike' slogan to jobless Brits following Slaggie Twatcher’s menopausal madness-inspired deindustrialisation war of attrition on the unions and miners when half the common herd were out of collar.

Of course, unqualified arrogance and bullshit rhetoric are not only confined to the ‘triumvirate of evil’ major political parties that lord it over Broken Britain’s common herd with such egoistic contempt, but too the money-grubbing ‘for profit’ private sector shitbags and energy barons who worship before the altar of their god of greed - Mammon.

The overpaid (£450,000 p/a + £150,000 bonus) chief executive of foreign-owned (Kraut) Npower gas and electricity supplier, Paul Massara - himself a turncoat Brit’ cum snap-frozen Yank travelling on a Canuck passport - yesterday made a pathetic attempt to shift the scapegoat criticism and blame for higher energy charges from the industry’s oligopoly onto the Government.

The fatcat Massara claims power bills are so high due the sad state of Broken Britain’s old and draughty houses wasting so much energy – which obviously includes the thousands of homes with their downstairs areas still under a couple of foot of rain water – due the fact they were built on riverine flood plains thanks to decades of crooked complicity between corrupt government officials and housing development lobbyists.

Hmmm, the likes of Eggwina, McVey, Tebbit, Iain Dunkin Shit and Massara view the lowly ‘useless eater’ ranks of humanity through a most narrow aperture and with calculated disdain, and should be struck from the rolls that bear testament to the passage of human existence.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday 22 January 2014

Randy Rennard Goes for Broke

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Shameless Librarian-Dummercrat life peer Lord Christopher John Rennard of Gropers Green looks set to embark on Mission Self-Destruct by fielding a Jimmy Savile type intimidating ‘untouchable’ defence – which might look well and good in the gutter press tabloid pages following a couple of coats of quick-dry spin doctoring, but will be laid bare to the elements of ‘J’Accuse’ when exposed before a court of law with an Irish Baker’s Dozen (eleven) of very irate, offended females pointing the fickle finger of fate – all of whom simply wanted a bit of an apology – and now intend to go for broke and file official police complaints of sexual harassment against the titled porcine pervert.

Oh well, regardless of being the party’s chief executive from 2003 to 2009 and serving three leaders - Chaz ‘Pisspots’ Kennedy, Sir Ming Vase Campbell and Mick 'The Prevaricator' Clogg - we’ve had all this ‘holier than thou’ and ‘untouchable’ crap laid before us by brazen politico cronies on so many previous occasions – the likes of that other vermin in ermine scumbag Lord Peter Scandalson – along with Jeffrey Archer; Jonathan Aitken; super slimeball Neil Hamilton; the ousted Defence Sec Liam Pox; the influence-peddling Keith Vazeline - and not forgetting Chris ‘Speedy’ Huhne as a few examples – plus a swathe of expense–fiddling MPs and titled Lords and Ladies who ended up behind bars despite their denials of wrong-doing.

C’est la vie, here again in the 53-year old Rennard’s case, it is forever a problem when a delusional belief in his own socio-political importance and a bloated ego far surpass not only intellect but also common fucking sense.

Regardless of issuing a 2,600,000 word responsibility denial statement, Rennard claims to have suffered from severe stress, anxiety and depression (but definitely not weight loss) as a result of the ‘false allegations’ made by a variety of females of the species – then went one step beyond the pale in tossing his forked tongue party leader Mick Clogg a ‘mettre une quenelle’ gesture when instructed to apologise to his sexual harassment victims ‘before’ resuming his seat in Parliament’s upper chamber – quoting legal advice from his Masonic secret handshake club Polish pal, the QC Lord Alex Falik Carlile, Rennard stated he’d be putting his head on the chopping block by apologising as such would constitute an admission of guilt.

Lib-Dum Party rules state it is for peers to decide whether to bar a member, and Chief Whip Lord Newshoes has joined Lords Wallace and Gromit in agreeing with Deputy PM Mick Clogg’s demand and have likewise sanctioned Rennard’s banning.

In retaliation for Clogg thus barring him from resuming his seat in the Lords ‘as a Lib-Dum peer’ and suspending him from the party, Rennard has gone into rabid dog self-harm mode, threatening to seek a court injunction to lift his suspension - which could well result in Newton’s Third Law of Motion coming into play and his legal suit ricocheting back in the form of an opposite and equal legal action filed against him by the eleven sexually harassed and mildly molested accusers.

Fidget ‘Bomber’ Harris, a former special adviser to Mick Clogg, claims she too was a victim of sexual harassment, and has since quit the party in disgust, stating for the public record that the Lib-Dum’s end of the coalition government is an ‘absolute cock up’ and that she’d seen better organised riots.
Harris informed a gutter press hack from the Gropers Gazette “That lard-arsed tosser Rennard would sneak up behind me while I was leaning over the photocopy thingy and - ‘inappropriate touching’ be fucked - he slapped his flaccid little willy in my hand and said ‘Blow me, Fidget baby’.”

“I can no longer believe in the craven Clogg’s ability to lead the party after Rennard ignored his request to apologise to the eleven of us who made broadly credible complaints against his unsolicited sexual advances and deviant behaviour and has openly defied him by failing to fall on his own sword like a gentleman.”
“He might well have been credited as innovating the concept of ‘pavement politics’ – though I always thought that was Kier Hardy’s idea - but it does not give him the right to turn the Lib-Dum offices into his private dogging club and bring the whole party into a worse state of disrepute than when Jeremy Thorpe was involved with the Liberal’s Rinkagate ‘hitman’ end of things.”

Susan Gasmask, a 16-year old mother-of-three who helped out at the Great George Street HQ, told media hacks that “Clogg’s a right shitbag cowardy custard for not slammin’ down on randy Rennard’s disgustin’ behaviour before it got ter this scandalous state of affairs.”
“I only comes in here ter do a bit cos it beats stackin’ shelves fer fuck all at Poundland ter qualify fer me welfare benefits but I didn’t sign up fer gettin’ groped by that greasy, lard-arsed scumbag wot likes sendin’ me out ter Boots ter get his Viagra prescription refilled an’ pick him up a coupla packs of Black Mamba condoms. Rennard’s another Scouse onanist tosspot wot needs ter learn ter keep his cock in his effin’ pants.”

Have you been the victim of unwanted sexual advances - groped or otherwise sexually harassed by Lord Rennard? How about ‘inappropriate touching’ – whatever the fuck that means? Any libidinous innuendo whispered in your ear, perhaps?

Send your comments using the confidential online reply form below and you could be in line for a mega-bucks class action suit payout – courtesy of the Lib-Dum Party – when this political bloodbath takes off in the High Court and complainants start coming out of the woodwork like the hundreds of Jimbo Savile’s victims responding to the Operation Spewtree inquiry.

Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Rennard or his onanist condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a coven of Lib-Dum party office trolls that the term ‘dog wanker’ comes pretty close.

(dog wanker - a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy. Lower primate / not human / missing link).

Thought for the day. Well, that’s one in the eye for Nick Clegg and the Lib-Dum’s (read ‘Laughing Stock Party’) chances at next year’s election – doing their dirty laundry in full public view indeed.
To avoid all the political posturing and embarrassment, Cloggy should have pulled the old Liberal Thorpe / Scott solution and had randy Rennard driven out to the middle of Exmoor and terminated with extreme prejudice.

Hmmm, if things continue in the same vein then the indestructible Nigel Barrage and his UKIP gang better buy a street map of London and find out where the fuck Downing Street is exactly.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 21 January 2014

UK Demands Immigrants Speak English

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Whistle-blowing moles inside New Labour’s party headquarters, obviously bearing a mega-sized grudge for some past offence (real or imagined) - plus a couple of axes to grind, have grassed up a scheme concocted by the not-fit-for purpose shadow government hierarchy – in which unemployed people who lack basic English, maths and computing skills should be stripped of their welfare benefits unless they take out a student loan with the Rothshite shifty shylock bankster’s Lifetime Debts Inc and sign up for an NVQ 1 ‘How to be British’ diploma training course.

Under this veritable fubar scam proposed by New Labour’s fuckwit of a leader Fast Eddie Millipede, if his party get back into office at next year’s general election then all new jobseeker allowance claimants will not only have to sit an ‘obligatory’ basic skills test to prove they can wipe their own arse and sing ‘God Save the Queen’ but also achieve an 85% score pass result – or forfeit their welfare benefits claim.

No sooner had word of this draconian plot reached the ears of Downing Street’s elite than PM Posh Dave Scameron donned his ‘austerity measures’ cloak and instructed spokeswoman Scabby Bertin to inform the media that henceforth benefits will be stripped from immigrants who cannot speak the Queen’s English – and with a BBC news announcer’s plum-in-mouth accent.

A visibly harried Bertin explained to the press that the original idea wasn’t New Labour’s but one they’d pilfered from the Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit, who intends to stop printing foreign languages welfare literature in a further bid to clamp down on benefit tourism and scrounging European economic migrants – and too claimants using taxpayer-funded translators at the welfare benefit offices.
“This idea is really super as if they can’t speak nor read or write in English then it will definitely put a stop to them claiming benefits and force the lot to sod off back to the Third World shitholes they came from.”
“Really, what do these Albanian swan roasters and vulgar Bulgars expect - coming over here if they can only speak some eastern European Balkans gyppo or pikey dialect - and the one bit of English they’ve memorised is off the wall of a bus shelter in Calais saying ‘Give me money’.”

Eric ‘Three Chins’ Pickles, the porcine Minister for Gastric Banding, opined that “Immigrants who cannot speak English have no way of being a contributing members of British society – unable to understand the intricacies of cricket, or the offside rule in soccer – or join the Freemasons – or even go down the local pub and tell a few Irish – or Polish – jokes.”

Pickles added that “I did make a suggestion to Dunkin Shit that if he intends to scrap the 20-page multiple language benefit claim forms then how about giving away Year One ‘Dick and Dora’ reading books to help immigrants learn basic English language skills – an idea which didn’t quite elicit the positive reaction I’d hoped for, as he told me to ‘eff off’.”

Conversely, Lib-Dum leader Mick Clogg, the coalition’s Deputy PM, cornered by press hacks as he left the House of Conmans to personally supervise the knee-capping of Lord Rennard of the Gropers to ensure he apologised to the dozens of split-arsed party faithful he subjected to streams of disgusting onanist sexual innuendo – then pulling his one-eared elephant trick and ‘pointing Percy at Parliament’ - plus a litany of clumsy fondling and minor molestation – read ‘inappropriate touching’ - incidents, such as slapping his flaccid cock into an intern’s hand and saying ‘Blow me, sugarplum’ - had this to say on the subject.

“Personally I’m at a loss to establish if our Tory partners have ever read the European human rights and wrongs act – as with this enforcement for immigrants from the other 27 member countries coming to Broken Britain on benefit tourism vacations to have to speak fluent English so they can be personally understood - and not bring some neighbour or relative along to translate - borders on an act of discrimination and racism equal to any of the crimes of bigotry the white South African apartheid government – or the Palestinian-bashing Israelis – have been guilty of.”

Ron McScrote, producer of Channel 4’s controversial Benefits Street documentary programme opined to one gutter press hack from the Scallies Gazette “Wot the fuck are these dildos runnin’ this circus without a tent coalition farce of a government – specifically Scameron and Clegg - gonna want next, I aks yer? That welfare claimants gotta have an effin’ university degree ter qualify fer jobseekers allowance? No shit, this shower of coalition tossers have some very nasty discrimination issues that are gonna come back and bite them squarely in the fucking arse by election day in May next year.”
“It’s all a load of bollocks an’ the culture of entitlement – whether it’s top notch born in the purple cum Masonic secret handshake club inheritance or the benefits of silver spoon / public school old boy network earning potential privilege - is only for the 1% ‘Have’s – that’s why they’re called the ‘Have’s’ – and us fuckin’ lot, the 99% common herd, are the ‘Have Nots’.”

Public service message: If you can’t speak English and want to claim welfare benefits for yourself, three wives and a litter of sprogs then simply fill in the online reply form below – in whatever language you’re most comfortable with (but no hieroglyphics please) - and you could be entitled to a whopping mega-bucks back payment ‘and’ a wad of compo’ from the DWP under the provisions of Brussels’ EUSSR human rights and wrongs legislation.

Thought for the day. Will this new welfare benefits knock-back ruling include a block on the provision of legal aid for hate-mongering immigrant Muslim clerics who only preach in their Arabic mother tongue when radicalising their madrassa flocks to overthrow our democratic freedoms?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday 20 January 2014

Israeli Whingers Berate EU BDS Support

In this morning’s ‘Kosher Brochure’ enhanced bullshit edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Rabbi Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Finally bowing to public outrage and cries of ‘Foul’, Britain, France, Italy and Spain have plucked up the moral courage to summon their respective Israeli ambassadors and voice objections to plans for expanding illegal settlements in Palestine’s rapidly-diminishing occupied West Bank.

The EUSSR’s playdough-faced Foreign Affairs mandarin Catherine ‘Fangs’ Ashton branded the scheme to build 1,400,000 new homes in illegal kikester settlements across the West Bank – denounced by no less than the United Nations General Assembly as being illegal under international law - as an obstacle to peace and made an absolute mockery of the proposed two-state solution – with the 1948 pre-Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) borders of Palestine being reduced to postage stamp sized enclaves – appearing like flyshit on a map - with in excess of 500,000 shifty Shylocks now illegally squatting in settlements built since Israel's equally-illegal occupation of the West Bank and East Jerusalem in 1967.

Conversely, Israel’s Ashkenazi mongrel PM Bobo Nutyahoo, a sadistic ultra- rabid Jabotinskyist forever on the lookout for a Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian Problem’ immediately spit the dummy on hearing of Ashton’s public statement criticising their misuse of the Promised Land, and sporting his ‘Never Forget Sobibór’ kikester t-shirt, made an impromptu press statement, announcing for the public record it was ‘time to stop the goyim’s hypocrisy and inject some balance and fairness to the discussion’.
"The EUSSR calls our ambassadors in for a finger-wagging talking-to because of the construction of a few thousand more houses for the Chosen People. How about they concentrate their energies on convincing these Palestinian refugees they are lucky we allow them to squat on Israeli lands.”

Thus in their customary mad dog retaliatory fashion that accompanies any and all criticism of the outlaw ZioNazi state – and specifically the imposition of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign which targets Israeli produce with a 729 barcode prefix – the Knesset’s Foreign Ministry has summoned the ambassadors of Britain, France, Italy and Spain for a retaliatory dressing-down, accusing their countries of a pro-Palestinian bias over the confiscation of farm lands in the occupied West Bank territories for the long scheduled establishment of the next wave of illegal Israeli settlements.

The Moldovan-born ZioNazi Minister for Graft & Corruption, Avigdor Lieberscumm, a former night bouncer at Tel Aviv’s notorious Metzitzah B’peh Club, wielding the usual Manifest Destiny rhetoric alike some backstreet thug’s switchblade, informed one gutter press hack from the Mesira Gazette that the envoys would be told their one-sided stance against God’s Chosen People was unacceptable and they could – individually – expect a mid-night call from Mossad’s high-fiving Kidon Unit assassination crew if they maintained this pro-Palestinian / anti-Zionist stance.

However, as fact and reality bear testimony, with all things Israeli, a front of aggressive bluster is launched as a defence against the propagation of the truth.
The gospel according to the radical Hasbara Weekly Review, documents leaked by Mr Shovrim Shtika, a whistle-blowing mole inside the Knesset, have exposed the insidious dimensions of this latest diabolical plan – (the brainchild of the lunatic fringe government’s PM Nuttyahoo, FM Avigdor Lieberscumm and the pig-eyed wanted war criminal posing as a Justice Minister, Tipsy Livid) - calls for towns in The Triangle - a region southeast of Haifa including heavily populated Arab Muslim cities – to become part of a Palestinian state - when any peace agreement is ever reached – and here’s the catcher - in exchange for the Jewish colonies of the West Bank – which equates with the ethnic cleansing of some 300,000 undesirable Palestinians.

Israel’s psycho racist Minister for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, Ya’ir ben Zonah Lapid, a meshuggenah scatbag blind to the hypocrisy of Israel’s flawed situation and beyond any chance of socio-political rehabilitation due his fanatical devotion to the racist teachings of radical Rabbi Yehuda Glick, openly and publicly declared in a statement that might have been taken straight out of Hitler’s Nazi Aryan Übermensch gamebook:
“We need to be shut of these Palestinian goyim trespassers. Peace is not the issue, we need to get rid of the Palestinians as their very continued presence threatens and chokes us.”
“We, the Chosen People, cannot continue absorbing four million Palestinians who claim they were here before us and fail to grasp the fact that this is ‘our’ Promised Land – not theirs – bequeathed to our forefathers by Yahweh and definitely not their bloke Allah.”

So there we have it – Fortress Israel – the only country on Earth with a wall round it. The occupied West Bank’s villages and farms will be declared a Military Control Zone and the inhabitants evicted to make room for illegal kikester settlers, while the Gaza Strip suffers the most over-the-top Act of Enclosure ever imposed on a captive human population in the course of history.

Thus it’s time for the United States of AIPAC’s Sec of State John-Boy Kerry to wake up to the fact he’s being had for a cunt and this illusion that the US-sponsored Israeli-Palestinian ‘peace talks’ will yield anything is more at scent than substance – apart from further repetitions of human rights abuses and war crimes against the true historical occupants of Palestine – the Palestinians.

Though doubtless the wily wizards of AIPAC and the Boards of Jewish Deputies will be waving their wicked wands at their kikester-controlled global media chains and legitimizing Israeli war crimes and human rights abuses - while paving the way for the next batch - Israel understands only one language and that is force – which will eventually come in a heavy handed form from the Arab Muslim ‘true’ Semite quarters when they turn on the illegal rogue state en masse and reduce it to radioactive ash – to the eternal detriment of all concerned.

Until such time the world is stuck with Israel’s current lunatic leadership under the likes of the Ashkenazi kikester PM Bobo Nutyahoo - a sadistic ultra-rabid Jabotinskyist who has a psychotic hatred of all things Arab and Islamic since his gung-ho brother Yoni copped his lot during the Mossad-conspired false flag hijacking of Air France’s Flight 139 Airbus A300 by PFLP and German RAF terrorists (sic) to Entebbe in 1976 – which the outlaw Israeli state politicos of the day staged as yet another of their perpetual Dog & Pony Show ‘victims’ extravaganzas – to demonise the Palestinian freedom fighters and win international approval for their litanies of human rights abuses and war crimes.

For truth and the public record: Israel’s slow cook genocide racist crimes against the Palestinian people — 66 years of ethnic cleansing, colonization, denial of refugee rights and second-class citizenship, including extension of this brutal regime into the territories occupied since 1967 and besieging the Gaza Strip behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet - has been perpetuated with the full complicity of Western Zionist political stooges – who are terrified of being on the receiving end of the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience stock-in-trade smear of anti-Semite or Holohoax denier for speaking out against the human rights and wrongs abuse visited on the heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian population of the rogue state of Israel (formerly Palestine).

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s G4S-run Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Hmmm, and with this in mind are we are to believe the duplicitous words of the Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo – himself another Jew of convenience with zero Semite DNA in his Khazar-Ashkenazi genes - when he declares in regard to the ‘Palestinian problem’ – “All options are on the negotiating table”. Yeah right – all options excepting fair play and ‘peace’.

In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’s master plan - a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military / nuclear weapon hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic
warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara, chaneph and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

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Sunday 19 January 2014

Now Official: World Gone Mad

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Councillor David ‘Bonkers’ Silvester from Henley-under-Thames who recently defected from the Nasty Party to UKIP, has blamed the recent storms and heavy floods across Broken Britain on the ‘Curse of Femmenella’ – invoked by the Government's decision to legalise gay marriage – informing one gutter press hack from the Faggot Bashers Gazette that Tory PM Austerity Dave Scameron had acted with supreme arrogance against the lessons of the Holy Gospels – and specifically the moral teachings of the Old Testament’s Leviticus which states without ambiguity that shirt-lifting fudgers are ‘an abomination’ – by sanctioning legislation that has legalised the gay marriages which are a root cause of this ‘Noah-revisited’ disaster.

Hmmm, the bloke might well have a point, but personally I still put the flooding factor down to the introduction of fatally-flawed industrial farming methods coupled with deforestation and decades-worth of shit-for-brains corrupt government planners being bribed to sign the permits for housing estates to be built on natural riverine flood plains – in the hope it didn’t rain too often – or for too long.

A nun who gave birth to a baby boy at the St Fellattia's Convent for Latter Day Skangers in the central Italian city of Riski claims she didn’t have a fucking clue she was preggers after being rushed to hospital with abdominal pains, which she put down to the laxatives she’d taken to resolve a week-long constipation condition.

The mother, originally from El Salvador, has named her newborn son Francis, after the current Pope – with Vatican spin doctors being quick off the mark to inform media hacks that this did not imply he was the father. So much for monastic vows of celibacy – or was this another Marian style immaculate conception?

An autopsy performed on the body of Ms Sunlamp Pushkart, wife of Mr Sushi Two-More, India’s Minister for Graft & Corruption, who was found dead on the floor of a Delhi hotel room on Friday with the TV antenna cable wrapped round her scrawny neck, has revealed a primary post mortem diagnosis that she died from ‘sudden and unnatural causes’ – a fact supported by a number of bruises on the body caused by impact trauma from a blunt instrument – possibly the gore-splattered baseball bat found lying beside her.

Government pathologist Dr Winnebago Chuckabutty informed press hacks that there were injury marks all over Ms Pushkart’s body, but didn’t yet know if these were linked to her death – doubtless a fact that will remain unresolved now Minister Two-More has been allowed to remove criminal evidence – specifically his wife’s body – and have it cremated.

Police detectives led by Inspector Achmed Jaffacake are reported to be investigating claims that the couple became embroiled in a proverbial public shit fight following the receipt of a stream of Twitter messages which fingered the minister of having an extra-marital sexual affair with the highly shaggable Pakiland Times journalist, Mehr Tarar – including pix of Sushi Two-More giving her one doggy style over the bonnet of his Mercedes limo.

Slaggie Twatcher’s ginger mingin cabinet minder, Lord Alfie McAlpen of Muesli Green, the vulgarian Irish-Swiss breakfast cereal tycoon, has finally popped his clogs at his tax-dodging exile B & B (strictly no poofters) home in Italy after succumbing to the ‘Curse of the Noncers’ and gone off to spend an eternity stoking the fires of Hell, along with the scores of kiddie fiddling Tory ministers already serving their sentences.

It will be remembered by canny scumbag watchers that McAlpen raked in mega-bucks compo sums from the BBC and ITV networks last year for ‘not’ mentioning his name in the ongoing paedophilia witch hunts – along with a further £15,000 quid from the shit-for-brains Sally ‘Piranha-Teeth’ Bercow – the Amazon slapper spouse of midget House of Conmans Speaker, ‘Little Johnny’ Bercow - who tweeted some dreadful blonde moment libellous comment viz Lord Alfie’s preference for sodomising underage Welsh boys as opposed to cuddly sheep.

Hmmm, one is left to ponder on how much the Beeb and ITV would have been compelled to fork out if they ‘had’ actually named McAlpen as one of the Twatcher era’s cabinet bumboy cabal?

In what some view as a revival of the Roman Catholic Church’s abusive practices (indulgences, simony and sodomy) that drove Martin Luther to nail his Ninety-Five Theses to the door of All Saints in Wittenberg in 1517 – an act which contributed to the Great Schism and the foundation of idolatry-devoid Protestantism Reformation – thousands of animals have been blessed outside the Vatican to celebrate the feast of Saint Anthony - the patron saint of dogs and cats.

Farmers with cows, horses, chickens, geese and ducks – plus a veritable Noah’s Ark ‘aardvarks to zebras’ compliment of diverse animal species –- filled Saint Peter's Square with a six inch layer of stinking shite as a priest clad in waders and a big hat blessed animals and birds and goldfish alike – and actually baptised several pets for owners with a spare 100 euro bill to add to the offertory plate collection.

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Saturday 18 January 2014

Vague Dismisses War Crimes Allegations

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ buck-passing edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Tory’s closet case pro-Zionist Foreign Secretary, Willy ‘Fudger’ Vague, yet another failed Nasty Party leader who proved to be as popular with the Conservative hierarchy ‘and’ the voting public demographic as a case of strangulated haemorrhoids - alike his equally-rejected and failed Fuhrer contemporary, the Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit - this week informed a fourth estate gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that a bid to prosecute British politicians and senior military figures for alleged war crimes in Iraq should, in his wholly unqualified opinion, be rejected.

Yep, another inquiry in the process of being officially-subverted and given a traditional whitewash with superior all-weather Hutton-Chilcot one-coat double coverup quick drying emulsion by the top ranks of the incumbent government and psycho security service mandarins.

Let’s not overlook the fact that when it comes down to the criminally corrupt suppression of inquiries, Vague is the very same compliant tosser who was tasked with the job of acting as an impartial ‘chief investigator’ (read ‘damage control’ stooge) into the North Wales care home kiddie fiddling sex crimes by a vile Masonic cabal of paunchy Tory ministers and cabinet office panjandrum advisors (Brittan, McAlpine and Morrison) abroad on phallic worship bumboy gangbang excursions that inevitably concluded in the Satanic ritual blood ‘snuff’ sacrifices of one or more of their hapless adolescent victims.

No sooner were the veracity of the Bryn Estyn care home buggery allegations established – and too the criminal involvement of a cadre of raving paedo scrotes from the Wrexham Plod Squad – that Vague shut down the conflict-of-interest ridden investigation faster than shit through a flock of scavenging beachfront seagulls - before some slack-jawed royal pederast or blue blood member of the nobility or titled life peer got arrested and prosecuted by accident for sodomising ‘in-care’ orphans – such as establishment favourites alike Sir Jim’ll ‘Fuckit’ Savile or the roly-poly Sir Cyril ‘Porky’ Smith – or Wrexham’s Chief Superintendent Gordon Anglesea.

Vague’s offhand dismissal of the war crimes charges being pursued concerns the al-Sweaty Socks inquiry was flatly rejected by Ms. Lorem Ipsum QC, leading counsel for Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot, who are acting pro-bono for the late Mr Hamid al-Sweaty Socks, a 19-year old Iraqi baklava vendor who was one of those unlawfully arrested, tortured then murdered while in the custody of British troops belonging to the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment at Baghdad’s Camp Thuggery in May of 2004.

Mr al-Sweaty Socks was wrongfully fingered by Iraqi stooge and al Qaeda ‘cash-in-hand’ basis informer Ras al Shitbag as being none other than the ‘Most Wanted’ Mohammed al Ka-Boom, leader of the Jolly Jihad Brigade’s 18th Shaheed Semtex Vest Suicide Squad, suspected of wiping out a joint contingent patrol of the British Army’s 14th Body Bag Battalion troopers and a group of generalised sadists, thugs and psychos assigned to the US Slackwater / Xe military contractors.

The dossier submitted by Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot with the International Criminal Court and the European Centre for Constitutional and Human Rights alleges, under Article 15 of the Rome Statute, that top ranking grandee politicos and military officers – specifically General Sir Peter Wallpaper and ex-Defence Secretary Geoff Goon - are ultimately accountable due chain of command responsibility for sanctioning the torture of prisoners which included water boarding, being buggered by the regimental goat, forced 24/7 sessions of viewing X-Factor replays – and in al Sweaty Sock’s case, copping for an Abu Ghraib pedicure – in which his toenails were ripped out with a pair of Pound Stretcher pliers.

Knowing the lack of success any fucker or their dog has had in bringing 9/11 false flag attack high-fiving Mossad Movers goons or Israeli art students to book for their crimes – or the scumbags involved with the post-9/11 illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq – Tony Bliar and Dubya Bush – plus a host of slimy kikester neo-cons – and the crim’s responsible for the assisted suicides of Dr David Kelly and Robin Cook – and the conspired hounding of Andrea Davison – then don’t hold your breath on General Wallpaper and Geoff Goon copping a summons to appear before some Nuremberg Two Tribunal to answer for their sins.

Since the valiant Alison Taylor’s initial complaint viz the care homes child sexual abuse was filed with North Wales Plod Squad in 1986, and regardless of the same police forces and local council’s efforts to cover up these paedophilia reports, there have nevertheless been compiled the Cartrefle Report of 1990, the Utting Report of 1991, the Warner Report of 1992, the Jillings report of 1994 – all of which stated that allegations involving famous names and paedophile rings were beyond its remit, and something best addressed at a potential later public inquiry.

Given the facility of 20/20 hindsight this was obviously the remit of the useless Waterhouse Inquiry of 1996 which took until 2000 to get its pencils sharpened and concoct a feasible coverup scenario that the kiddie complainants were all sexual deviant celeb-fixated fantasists.

Doubtless, due the criminal influence of the Masonic secret handshake club, the conclusions of the current investigations by Justice Julia Macur and the Plod Squad’s Operation Pallial (same as Op’s Yewtree and Fernbridge) will equate with those of Waterhouse – that mistakes were made and lessons now learned – but this happened a long time ago and the guilty offenders are all dead.

Sorry, not good enough. We need a death sentence penalty – preferably one of being torn apart by irate, bereaved mothers – to deter current and future child sexual abuse offenders and online kiddie fiddling pornographers from their would-be paedophile crimes.

Thought for the day. Cynicism regarding the outcome of the English / Welsh Plod Squad’s Operations Yewtree, Fernbridge and Pallial besides, at least they’re making more effort than north of the border in Nonceland, where the Porky Pict First Minister Alex ‘Three Chins’ Salmond – he who ate all the haggis - refuses repeated calls and petitions to even acknowledge the existence of paedophilia in a land where men wander round in skirts – let alone commission an investigation into officially-documented allegations of historic sexual abuse of disabled and special needs children, facilitated and enacted by those tasked with their care - and reported to the Grampian police in 2000 concerning an ‘untouchable’ Aberdeen-based pederast ring comprised of a Satan-worshipping elitist membership that operates with the same level of official impunity to this very day – obviously a fitting testament to the evil influence of the infernal Luciferian Powers of Darkness.

Links: http://robertgreensblog-holliegreigcampaign.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/alex-salmond-and-denis-mackie.html

http://robertgreensblog-holliegreigcampaign.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/from-time-to-time.html

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Con-Dems Host Fracking Bribes Policy

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The officially-approved graft and corruption policy banner headline besides, the heaving groundswell of negative British public sentiment that is now dead set against any and all environmentally-unfriendly practices has gathered critical mass support at a geometric rate and is ready to erupt on a grand mega-nuclear scale that might well turn the socio-political control mechanisms that hold our complacent British Isles community in check, suddenly go arse over tit and see the establishment of a fresh governing order arise from the resulting anarchy.

Thus is the effect of the Con-Dem coalition’s conflict of interest support for the fracking industry that such might just go that fatal step further than the nasty forced adoption ‘kids –for-sale’ antics of the secret family courts - or the Plod Squad’s ‘lawfully killed’ get out of jail free / murder indemnity ticket – or the continuing official cover-up of Masonic paedophile abuses by cabinet ministers past and present - all three of which currently top the common herd’s New Year protest hate list – next to the panopticon surveillance state spying by the GCHQ.

Following the release of a report from the British Geological Survey which ‘guesstimates’ there may be ‘lots and lots’ of shale gas trapped in the sub-strata bedrocks of the north of England, Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron has jumped on the bandwagon and in true circus clown fashion started acting as chief cheerleader for the multi-national energy fracking operators – along with Defra’s tosspot Minister Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson and the train-fare dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne, acting on behalf of his energy corps lobbyist shitbag father-in-law, Lord David Howell, High Priest of the Latter Day Moneygrubbers.

Promoting the over-hyped benefits of fracking, Scameron informed one gutter press hack from the Pollution Gazette that if local authorities stopped grandstanding to their electorates and slackened off their opposition to a display of simple political lip service then they’d receive the sum total of business rates collected from shale gas schemes - rather than the usual 10% kickback.
Plus not only would the fracking projects conducted by CrapDrilla create zillions of job opportunities for unemployed welfare benefit scroungers and eastern European economic migrants, but also reduce gas bills to a tariff rate level that even old age pensioners could afford – and keep warm through the cold, wet and windy winters while the flood waters were lapping at their front door steps.

Conversely Greenpeace spokeswoman Chlamydia Mingerot accused ministers and fracking industry leader CrapDrilla of attempting to bribe local authority councils with thirty pieces of sordid silver (actually £100,000 quid) up front for each exploratory well that proves frack-worthy and is eventually exploited – plus 1% of ‘any’ revenues generated from the sale of shale gas.

“Posh Dave Scameron, who’s now been rebranded as Austerity Dave, is a false Messiah for positive social change. He might well have been born in the purple – silver spoon and all – due being related to the mongrel serpent bloodline that spawned the likes of King Wilfred the Wanker – and Silas the Scone-Burner – but he’s fast, cheap and out of control and moral integrity doesn’t get a second thought when these scumbags resort to seducing the base level of human nature with material inducements of political promotion – regardless of their preference for the term ‘facilitation fees’ as opposed to bribes.”

Ron McScrote, leader of the Frack-Off protest group, informed media hacks that “Here again we’re faced with a government-backed policy of energy development – same as the global warming scam and associated carbon credit offset cap n trade exchange - by a shedload of concocted faulty science – and all to appease profit-motivated parties of self-interest.”
“Scameron’s openly supporting a corruption-ridden policy of blatant bribery to seduce local councils to okay fracking operations in their bailiwicks by quelling public hostility to the controversial gas extraction drilling process - and if so required dispatch their local Plod squad goons and PCSO morons from the Renta-Thug security agencies to disperse the hordes of Luddite protesters blocking access to the Barton Moss site so operations can get underway and foreign investment energy developers kept happy.”

“The powers that be might well censor and gag the media reports of negative public opinion and cries of ‘No Way!” from environmental activist groups, but Scameron is set to go down in the annals of history alongside the faulty science anoraks and beardies promoting shale gas fracking as the ignorant tosser who polluted the deep sub-strata water table of our once-sceptred isle – and all in the name of following orders from his elitist corporate bankster masters with his announcement that local authority councils that back the controversial fracking gas extraction drilling operations will get to keep more money in tax revenue as part of this shit or bust all-out drive to promote the scam.”

“This New World Order’s global technocracy is run by a fusion of stooge government and multi-national business corporations under which individuality is replaced by transhumanist singularity.”
“Here in Broken Britain this manifested earlier in the week with the Tories and Lib-Dums jointly ignoring the hard facts which discredit the fast sell propaganda that shale gas is a safe and reliable source and hence fracking will bring down energy bills and create jobs - thoroughly and totally ignoring the risks and threats of large-scale industrialisation in exchange for cold, hard cash – with legitimate environmental and safety concerns over fracking and the required robust regulation and comprehensive monitoring being tossed to the vagaries of the four winds.”

“Let’s not forget these are the very same Nasty Party Masonic elitist scumbags that want us ruled out of Brussels under the fascist edicts of their Federation of Europe EUSSR Stasi state control system – and who tried to flog off our old growth national forests and woodlands to the foreign-owned Sahara Forest Trading Corp for firewood production – and are forcing horizon-blighting wind farms and Monsanto’s genetically-modified organism Frankenfood crops and insta-tumour Roundup Ready ‘glyphosate’ herbicides down our necks.”

“They view us, the common herd, with contemptuous disdain, and under the aegis of their ‘one size fits all’ branding, any and all conscientious objectors displaying symptoms of critical free-thinking and non-compliance are to be tagged as non-conformist rebels preaching a culture of anarchy and viewed as domestic terrorists suffering from of ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) – for daring to question or disagree with bent government policies – with their names added to the National Domestic Extremism Database.”

“This policy applies to any of us determined to become self-empowered and out to eviscerate state sanctioned environmental pillaging. We’re seen as budding divergents, branded as freaks and non-conformist rebels, dissidents, radicals, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists and revolutionaries simply due our inherent uniqueness and mindset to resist the state controlling every aspect of our entire mortal existence – as we can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.”

“And thanks to the likes of Thatcherism and her run-in’s with the miners and unions, and de-industrialisation of our once-proud nation – wherein she replaced Britain’s prefix of ‘Great’ with the current one of ‘Broken’ - the establishment now frowns on individuality within the common herd demographic as they’re terrified of any fucker or their dog who can think for themselves and doesn’t give a flying fuck, as they’re a threat to the order of things – for those are the true souls that can up-end this world and overturn the divine right to rule tyranny.”
“To wit, disagreeing with government policy and voicing an opinion that is contrary to that aforesaid policy is henceforth classified as promoting political or ideological causes which fall within the definition of terrorism.”

To wit, the profit-motivated energy exploiters / environmental pillagers pushing the fracking industry claim such is safe from long term (and short term) environmental damage and sub-strata geological pollution – which at best is a statement loaded with disingenuous content, and at worst a total pile of lie-stuffed crap.
In the absence of any environmental impact study, per the ground level / surface exploration de rigueur requirements, which is an impossibility with this sub-strata hydrostatic fracturing extraction process as we do not have the technology to ‘estimate’ what the fuck can go wrong - and even Cassandra or some super-psychic seer scrying into a big shiny crystal ball still can’t foretell the long term pollution damage that will result from pumping a mega-gallons pressurised toxic radioactive chemical cocktail down a bore hole.

Conversely, common sense and base logic, coupled with sub strata fluid migration allows us to deduce that the resulting fractured geology allows the released gas to migrate then the injected toxic chemicals will do likewise – and contaminate the water table and across the entire spectrum of plant and animal life – much to the detriment of nature and the environment – and more importantly, the harmonious balance of the Gaia Spirit’s Schumann resonance.

And the same factor will eventually become apparent – far too late / damage done, of course - with Wi-Fi signals, chemtrails, cellphones / EMF electro-smog, GMO crops and terminator seeds, potable water fluoridation, toxic vaccines, prescription drugs for everything - and artificial sweeteners of the aspartame calibre – along with a further litany of crap that profit-motivated commercial interests claim is good for us – or a nano-amount of ingestion will do us no harm – as per the one-time view of nuclear radioactivity – until the Morgellons lesions and tumours start to appear and the next generation has all manner of DNA fuckup faults.

Alas, the common herd still maintain a belief in this illusion of representative government for, to their eventual detriment, in spite of the sore thumb obvious that the country is run by multi-national profit-motivated corporate interests who don’t give a flying fuck about the welfare of the common herd or the environment – or a future that looks further ahead than the next scheduled stockholder dividend payout and annual bonus dates – and in the case of the fracking industry’s environmental pillagers the long-term casualty is going to be Mother Nature and the Earth itself – wounded and poisoned deep down – where the public cannot see nor hear her screams.

Regardless, fuck the ‘frackers’ – and the Freemason control freak shifty Shylock-owned global bankster cartels – and Big Brother – and his sister - and the military-industrialist run New World Order.

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Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the Friends of the Earth and particularly the Manchester-based Barton Moss anti-fracking protest group opposed to IGas corporation’s intended environmental pillaging activities.

Links: https://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/content/fracking-test-site-greater-manchester-blockaded-giant-wind-turbine-blade-0

manchester@earthfirst.org.uk

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Friday 17 January 2014

Lords Diss Public viz EU Vote

In this morning’s Enhanced Bullshit 'Them vs Us' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Peers infesting the House of Lords – the biggest waste of money on Broken Britain’s budget bill next to QE2 and her crew of welfare benefit scrounging royal idle-arsed DNA-defective relatives - have been accused of treating the blue collar electorate – aka the taxpaying public who reluctantly fund this anachronistic joke of an institution - over the proposed EUSSR referendum, by claiming, in their unqualified arrogance, that the common herd proletariat simply cannot be trusted to make the right decision – whatever such might – or might not - be.

Well, this nauseating outpour of hypocrisy and lies from the Lords tosspots besides, for once I must absolutely agree. The stupid goggle-box / celebrity mesmerised sheeple put this pisspot mess of a Con-Dem / Libservative Coalition in office – and the New Labour crime syndicate before them – instead of mulling the blatant abuse of public office as an offence to our dignity and intelligence, then issuing a collective ‘bollocks to this shit’ and going into revolutionary mode to overthrow the established order, hence they can’t be trusted to do any fucking thing right.

This Parliamentary doss-house known as ‘the Lords’ – with its monochromatic record of moral corruption - a sad symptom of our national toxic leadership - this week attacked, en masse, Posh Dave Scameron’s Tory Party scheme to field legislation for an ‘In or Out’ vote on Broken Britain’s membership of the fascist EUSSR community by 2017.

Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, (aka Vermin in Ermine) a former EUSSR Trade Commissioner who put a capital C in Corruption during his influence-peddling tenure, opined to one gutter press hack from the Scallywags Gazette that any vote would be a hit n miss lottery in which the electorate were swayed by irrelevant issues – such as discount Sky Sports subscriptions or the price of fish and chips in Brussels driving up the cost of confetti by two pence per ton.

Scandalson - an egocentric archetype tosser that the term ‘scumbag’ was crafted for, is the epitome of graft and corruption on two legs, yet fits in so well with this over-privileged elitist fraternity and their absurd, exaggerated sense of entitlement - is in line for a £31,000 quid per annum EUSSR pension ‘if’ he ever reaches retirement age and doesn’t succumb to a dose of some AIDS-related bumboy / sodomite malady beforehand.

The subject of our anti-establishment diatribe went on to inform his fellow peers that PM Scameron was shitting kittens that militant Tory back-benchers were going to demand he fall on his own sword if he didn’t start keeping his word about scheduling a Yes or No referendum to decide the UK’s continuation with their skewed membership of the European Stalinist community.

Lord Thomas the Tank Engine of Swineherd, a cross-dresser, triggered anger by telling peers that referendums are alien to British political philosophy, and due never having an original thought in his own mongrel gene-polluted brain, resorted to a quote from Old Labour’s former PM, Stoker Jim Callaghan, that “The House of Conmans makes the fucking decisions, not the stupid common herd.”

Opening the debate, Michael Handcramp, Nonceland’s Marquess of Lothian, related to an utterly disinterested chamber “Personally I’m passionate about the political applications of fascism and the EUSSR concept, and believe that continued membership is too important and complex an issue to trust the stupid British people to decide. We have a moral duty to stay in and welcome Eastern European pikey and gyppo immigrants as they’ll work for sweet fuck all and do the menial tasks no other sod wants – like dredging the moat at my country pile.”

“Dave Scameron is playing a Europhobe version of Russian roulette with our fucked up economy by fielding this referendum threat at Brussels as I know lots of big money monopolies like Monsanto and the fracking industry pillagers and Siemans, Gold-in-Sacks and Nissan want Britain to stay in the European community so they can buy up all our quangos and PFI options.”

“Thus the problem with Posh Dave going to Brussels to negotiate changes in our EUSSR treaty agreements if he turns up with an ‘In or Out’ referendum time bomb in his briefcase like one of those Mohammed al Ka-Boom Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types with their Shaheed Semtex suicide vests – and tells them if they don’t agree to his terms then he’ll detonate the sodding thing and let the stupid Benefits Street addicted British public loose to vote on the issue.”

Lord Dinsdale Oakshitt, a Librarian-Dummercrat ally of Business Secretary Vince ‘Methuselah’ Cable, told the floor "If you want out of Europe, vote for Nigel Barrage and UKIP. If you want to stay in, vote for Mick Clogg and the Lib-Dums. If you don’t know or don’t give a flying fuck, then vote for Nick Griffin and his BNP thugs - or the EDL hate-monger crazies, then we can have all these sodding immigrants tossed out at the same time as Brussels’ stupid rule book.”

James Wart-Hogg, the wunderkind Geordie renegade MP who sponsored the Private Members Bill in the House of Conmans, accused peers of treating voters with contempt, and reacting to suppurating fears that the bill will be killed at committee stage by Labour and Lib-Dum peers, despite it sailing through the lower house and receiving an unopposed second reading in the Lords.

“Broken promises on Europe have eroded whatever little faith the British public ever had in politics, with successive lying git Prime Ministers giving commitments to hold referendums and then going back on their word – same as Tony Bliar and Dave Scameron have both done.”

“Hence how dare these unelected peers, in their detached arrogance, a bunch of whom have whopping great Brussels pension funds and made good livings out of the EUSSR’s back-hander corrupt bureaucracy, like that bent shitbag Peter Scandalson and the crafty Kinnocks - attempt to frustrate the bill - the aim of which is to let the British people decide their own future. Be a part of Europe or as the insular island state that has served us well for millenniums ‘and’ created an empire on which, in its day, the sun never set. The destiny of Britain – even without Nonceland if Alex Salmond wins his independence bid – is not with Europe but the global trade markets.”

Thought for the day. How the fuck have the common herd got themselves so burdened with this shower of mediocre shits – to a man devoid of all talent, natural or learned – whether hereditary mongrel blue bloods or those bestowed with a political ‘reward’ life peerage? Same with Broken Britain’s local authority civil service system - which stands as a towering monument to bureaucratic dysfunction. How? Easy - due our collective apathetic complacency. We deserve all we get.

The likes of Scandalson and his fellow peers view the masses of humanity through a most narrow aperture and with calculated disdain – and to the revolutionary anarchist mind should be struck from the rolls that bear testament to the passage of human existence.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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