Monday 28 October 2013

'Pussy Possession’ Outbreak Stymies NHS

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

National Health Service hospital A & E sections and local GP surgeries across Broken Britain continue to be inundated with cases of ‘Pussy Possession’ affecting the more neurotic celebrity-fixated female sector of society since the hyper-eccentric American ‘Tik-Tok’ pop star Ki$ha (real name Glenda Slagg) revealed on Sky TV’s ‘Bimbo Hour’ chat show that her vagina had become haunted after she engaged in a kinky Jimmy Savile type Satanic worship necrophilia sex orgy with a corpse at a downtown Hollywood mortuary last Halloween.

“Hey, how der fuck woz I supposed ter know I’d cop fer a case of ‘Ghost Cunt’ as the guy woz real dead an’ cold an’ we had ter starch his cock ter get it stiff. Fer fuck’s sake it was bad enough with me snatch smellin’ like a tin of sardines – then it started stinkin’ like the Mummy’s tomb, so we got this Catholic priest ter give me a pussy exorcism – wot consisted of me getting’ a holy water douche an’ him givin’ me one doggy style over the communion table while I swigged a bottle of cheap red plonk an' munched on a vending pack of Eucharist wafers.”

Since revelations of Ki$ha’s ‘haunted vagina’ went viral over the internet and Twitter, and the ‘Pussy Exorcism’ clip was posted on YouTube - to the erotic delight of thousands of onanists world-wide - outbreaks of what Dr Freddie Patel, senior gynaecologist at Rochdale’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence, has labelled PGCS (Phantom Ghost Cunt Syndrome) have plagued emergency hospital facilities and doctor’s surgeries around the UK.

“This current epidemic of female genital complaints, unlike the 1989 nation-wide outbreak of Dutch Twat Disease and last summer’s spate of Galloping Snatch Rot, is most definitely not clinical in nature but rooted in a manifestation of mass psychosomatic delusion brought about by celebrity mesmerism. In layman’s terms – too much television and believing anything this neurotic Ki$ha says about her fanciful supernatural sexual exploits with ghosts.”

Described by family, friends and industry associates alike as ‘brain dead’, 26-year old Ki$ha actually has the IQ of a small potted plant and was once described by Rolling Stone reporter Frank ‘Snort’ Scattstein as “An effin’ loony - eccentrics doesn’t even come into it – she’s fucking bonkers. Here we have yet another archetype shit-for-brains Californian cuckoo whose head is so far up her own arse it’s a miracle she can breathe.”

For the ‘Weirdo Trivia’ record, Ke$ha promotes a personal line of penis and testicle-shaped jewellery under the Bellend & Bollocks Fashions label, is openly bisexual - and an ordained minister, having been appointed to the rank of Bishop online by the actual head of the Burbank-based Cheesy Crust Church for Latter Day Rug Munchers, Pope Mingeeter IV.

Hmmm, on the subject of 'enchanted vaginas', I was once so enamoured by that comely Welsh lass Catherine Zeta-Jones, she inspired an insta-hard-on every time that tight arse waggled for the camera, and would have gladly crawled naked through a woodland nettle bed to lick her genital crease - only to have my tug fantasy illusions shattered upon learning that hubby Mike Douglas’s tongue and throat had become stricken with cancerous tumours from performing oral sex on her.

By the saints and all that’s holy – while medical science is of a collective agreed opinion that you can’t catch cancer off a toilet seat, it comes as a lifestyle modification shocker that you can cop a tumour or two from eating pussy.

Thought for the day. Demonic pussy possession. Who ya gonna call? Ghost-Busters? Maybe – but definitely not the Vatican.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday 23 October 2013

Tories Flogging a ‘Canard à Moitié’ Scam

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Prime Minister ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron (formerly ‘Posh Dave’) - following the Tory Party conference in manky Manchester earlier this month where he received rounds of applause and a standing ovation from the party faithful sycophants for his pantomime impression of some messianic religious cult demagogue bent on whipping up the emotions of the audience to fever pitch with a stream of skewed rhetoric cobbled together by the Nudge Unit spin doctors – all delivered via the vehicle of impassioned oratory after snorting a couple of tracks of Snowy Sam’s finest Columbian nose candy – comes across today as being freshly recharged with brazen hubris and contempt for the 99% common herd.

While the rhetoric is basically sound that after a triple dose of New Labour and the war-mongering Tony ‘Miranda’ Bliar, followed by the incompetent Gordon ‘Bigot’ Broon then any fucking thing has got to be an improvement, Scameron has started believing his own ‘We’re all in this together’ sound bite slogans and convinced himself the voting public think he’s the dog’s bollocks.

Hence as a result of this personality / confidence boost, the pretentious tosser is on yet another chutzpah-fuelled power trip and labouring (sic) under a deranged self-righteousness delusion that he’s popular as Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear, when the truth lies more in the fact the public regard him with the same level of loathing as they would a course of chemo’ following prostate cancer surgery at Christies.

Further the pompous twat conveniently overlooks the fact that the dream of any return to Thatcherite era Tory hegemony is a sick joke and he was never voted into the top dog slot at Downing Street – and rather got there by wheeler-dealing with Mick Clogg and his Lib-Dum ‘Losers Party’ to form a fatally-flawed backbiting Coalition catastrophe.

Thus, while in his customary ‘opening mouth before engaging brain’ mode, Der Kameron, on being informed that Shitty Gas and Greed Power SA were hiking their tariffs by 25%, issued the usual ‘one size fits all approach to every fucking thing’ response – a moronic knee jerk statement that Broken Britain’s hapless energy consumers should simply shop around, find the cheapest vendor and change supplier.
Hmmm, obviously when the only diplomatic tool left in the box is a hammer then all problems start to look like nails.

How about this for an off-the-cuff radical solution and the government calling the shots for once to belay corporate blackmail threats? Put these money-grubbing extortionist ‘price-fixing’ multi-national monopolies on the spot – and return all the UK’s (aka Airstrip One) utilities back to public ownership: electricity, gas and water. And while we’re at it, re-establish British Rail and get shut of the likes of Crapita Connect, Rattle Track and Worst Group, Ripoff Rail, First Derailment, Inter-Shitty and Caledonian Creeper – along with Virgin Trains and Whore Lines – all amateurs posing as professionals and let’s get our train service back up to Mussolini standard ‘on time’ scratch.

Oh no, that’s never going to happen, as this Con-Dem Coalition’s Tory zillionaire-dominated cabinet – along with the Lib-Dum’s leader, the closet case Tory blue Mick Clogg – are an unmitigated disaster of the Nth Magnitude – and all lobby for and promote the best interests of their Fortune 500 index donors before those of their taxpaying-voter constituents.

To distract the common herd from reflecting too intensely on their moment of discontent and being faced with a cold winter’s financial dilemma of ‘heat or eat’, our IQ-deficient Hug-a-Hoodie tosspot of a Prime Minister has announced his latest spiffing wheeze to join the reviled wind farm and fracking energy-generating scams – ‘Go Nuclear’ - one which likely as not qualifies as the worst idea this cabinet of dog wanker toff ministers have come up with since their last worst idea.

Whitehall mandarins Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton and Lord Cyril Armitage-Shanks, both victims of narcissistic personality disorders and fielding egos the size of the national debt – working in conjunction with the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next - have brokered a secret deal with our historical enemies, the foul and foreign French, to undertake the construction of the first nuclear power plant to be built in the UK since Suffolk’s Shitewell B was completed in 1995 – and for which the Tory’s train fare dodging Chancellor, George ‘Mollie’ Osborne, recently secured full investment funding from the People’s Marxist Utopia of China while on a begging bowl mission to Beijing with his Oxford Bullingdon Vandals Club pal, London Mayor, Bonkers Boris Nonsense.

Thus Scameron’s ‘change supplier’ dynamic solution to solving extortionate power supply tariffs is more at scent than substance where cost cutting is concerned – and a distraction from this latest economic outrage, with both he and Energy Minister Ed ‘Porky Pie’ Davey (neither hardly representative models of moral rectitude) lying through their teeth and stating – for the public record – that when Hinkley Point’s all-new ‘Chin-Frog 1’ nuke power station goes online in 2025 (Que? WTF?) consumer’s electricity bills will be halved – then after a quick rethink, modified the lie that customers should ultimately save up to a massive £7 quid a year.
Whereas the opposite is nearer to the truth with Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne (graduate of the Wilkins Micawber Institute of Economic Guessology) cutting a deal with the foreign investor-operators that guarantees a doubling of the current rate of tariff to meet their costs for ‘fifty years’.

Here we are faced with the same piece of disingenuous advertising propaganda being circulated to gain acceptance of the toxic fracking projects that are destined to poison the water table and much else of our once-sceptred isle’s pristine environment – that gas will be cheaper – another ‘vendre un canard à moitié’ – (selling a half-duck) – scam, just the same as ‘it wasn’t’ after North Sea gas came on stream.

Such is the nature and character of our politicians, marked by the contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies in their narratives. Anyone remember that pledge from the government of the day? Sworn on the body of a dead heron, in the presence of three bishops and a magistrate, that North Sea gas would be supplied at a give-away price when it came on stream – and never dropped a single cent.

So that’s the dirty deal Osborne and Co have cut under the table with French energy conglomerate EDF and China’s Wanking Nuclear Solutions for this £16 zillion nicker power plant in Slumerset – (and 50 years down the road will cost the hapless British taxpayer ten times that figure to decommission and pay the likes of rogue recyclers Trafigura to dump all the 90,000 year half-life radioactive nasties on some West African landfill site).
When finally complete in 2025 – or thereabouts – and nuclear accident / core meltdowns permitting – the Hinkley Point facility will power one in six homes – while the remaining five will suffer brownouts.

For fuck’s sake, can’t we build a nuclear power station ourselves - the self-same nation whose innovative mechanical engineers led the Industrial Revolution at a soot-splattered full gallop that mesmerised the entire world and powered the Empire on which the sun never set? Now we have to farm out the task to a Communist state - the People’s Marxist Utopia of China – and their joint venture partners in this ill-fated enterprise – our historic enemies, the Frogs.

Really, after Chernobyl ‘and’ Japan’s on-going Fuckupshima nuclear calamities, the very mention of anything that involves radioactive fuel power plants must inspire any canny member of the common herd demographic to reconsider the true definition of the acronym FEAR – ‘Fuck Everything And Run’.

In their contemptible arrogance these political clowns conspire to design our futures but are ill-fitted to predict the knock-on effects of the unseen elements of chance that plague such grand, albeit flawed, designs – all fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences.
Alas, while there is not such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist ‘conventional political stupidity’. But it all comes down to rhetoric versus reality, and the miasma of failure is woven like some toxic thread throughout the entire fabric of this Con-Dem pantomime coalition enterprise – and the Lib-Dum partner’s stated opposition to any new nuclear construction. Some joke.

Hence public opinion will once again cop for a measure of short shrift consideration – for along with the geometric rate increase of subsidised bird-chopping wind farms giving flocks of sheep insomnia - plus polluting the groundwater table and entire environment with bullshit fracking operations – this government now plan to build further nuclear power plants regardless of the harsh 20/20 hindsight lessons to be learned from Japan’s Fuckupshima Daiichi disaster initiated by a HAARP-generated non-event earthquake that caused a tidal wave (aka ‘false flag’ tsunami).

Hopefully the proposed Hinkley Point plant will be ‘tsunami-proofed’ and they don’t let the Israeli Ka-Boom Nuclear Engineering SA group (read Mossad Kidon squad) install any dial-a-yield nuke bomb ‘monitoring cameras’ on this facility either as the Jap’s did at the Tepco’s ill-fated Fuckupshima nuke plant.

Do you live in the Somerset area? Thought of moving before house prices drop to zero? Oh my, just what the yokel county needs to sweeten up those iconic cider apples – a Fuckupshima type nuclear power plant built right next door to the orchards.

Thought for the day. Tossed off all round with the pathetic antics of the Con-Dem Coalition ‘circus without a tent’? No problems, take a stress break, fire up your home computer, log onto Facebook and watch an uncensored video clip of some hapless infidel twat getting beheaded by bonkers Islamic radicals of the Syrian opposition’s Jolly Jihad Brigade.

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Sunday 20 October 2013

Tranny WPC Sues UK Plod Squad

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A transsexual Plod Squad officer is suing his / her force after she / he / it allegedly had to ‘out’ themselves by dropping their pants and ‘proving it’ when challenged over their purported ‘female’ sexuality due sporting a ‘five-o’clock shadow’ and sounding too much like a bloke over the Tetra radio comm’s system.

The case, believed to be the first of its kind in the known Universe, was heard by the East London Employment Tribunal last week, which is now considering the presented evidence and testimonies of Plod Squad witnesses and the androgynous WPC McSkanger, to decide whether the case has merit – or if the complainant is simply another fucked-in-the-head neurotic girlie wannabe, frustrated that he’ll never pass muster in a bikini or elicit wolf whistles when kitted out in a mini skirt regardless of how many hormones they take to develop child-bearing hips and a pair of 38 C cup knockers.

WPC McSkanger, the youngest child in a family of seven girls, who grew up playing with doll’s houses and had developed an irrational Tampax fixation on reaching puberty, claims Smegmadale Police failed in their duty of care to understand the psychological support necessary with transgender issues after she had undergone male to female ‘gender reassignment’ surgery – also referred to as a Snip n Tuck procedure – or more crudely ‘Chopped n Channelled’.

The 6 foot 4 inch WPC Fellattia McSkanger, 44, formerly known as Ron, was born male and underwent gender reassignment in 1999 while serving with Middlesex Police as a volunteer Community Enforcement Officer on secondment from the G4S-affiliated Renta-Thug Security Agency. Four years later ‘she’ (sic) became a full-time PCSO and was deployed on the force's elite Dogshit Response Team.

After initially boasting about her sex change and attempting to raise awareness of trans-sexual issues at off-duty drinks sessions in the local boozer she became frustrated and distressed and suffered bouts of manic depression when fellow officers ridiculed her botched boob job and misaligned nipples, then collectively broke out in hysterical laughter when she confided she preferred penetrative anal sex as her ‘vagina’ was only ‘skin deep’.
McSkanger claims such incidents created an ‘intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating and offensive environment’ for her to work in.

A decision from the Employment Tribunals Service is expected early in the New Year, and that, if her discrimination complaint is successful, WPC McSkanger could receive compensation for the psychological distress caused of up to £300,000 quid; although she claims her main objective is to highlight the scandalous manner in which transgender issues are treated by Broken Britain’s multi-cultural society – and specifically the Plod Squads of England and Wales – while bonny Scotland is more liberally enlightened and permissive towards cross dressing and transgender topics - due the menfolk being indoctrinated into an established fetish for wearing tartan skirts during childhood.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 19 October 2013

How to Slam-Dunk GCHQ’s I-Spy System

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

This year’s Whistle-Blowers International Club’s annual ‘Snitch & Grasser Award’ goes to Russian citizen Edwardoff Snowdensky for his valiant and selfless moral conscience outing of the Great Satan’s NSA / CIA (and the UK GCHQ’s) I-Spy panopticon surveillance programmes for monitoring the movements and conversations of every single citizen on the planet.

Runners-up were Brad ‘Chelsea’ Manning and WickedLeaks boss Julian Blancmange, the latter still holed up in London’s Ecuador Embassy along with Alison Taylor, who blew the whistle on the dirty deeds coverup of kiddie fiddling at a string of North Wales care homes by regional Plod Squads and corrupt local authority officials, including paedo’ magistrates and judges.

So to mark this auspicious occasion the Anarchists Gazette are giving away a stellar ‘Let’s Jam the System’ ‘stripe n paste’ e-mail package to send to your pals and get the GCHQ / NSA morons and CIA / MI5 insecurity services falling over their own feet.

“Okay, here’s one for the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy software programme operators - and the snitch n grass super snoops ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping systems on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham – and the Great Satan's National Snooping Agency - sort this fucking lot out.”

>>> The following is a disclaimer and a protest at the collection, retention and sharing of the British public's personal mail by the UK’s morally bankrupt state with the Great Satan and other pro-ZioNazi entities.

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Disclaimer: I refuse to be intimidated by my own Government. It is time to make this kind of data collection unworkable – or at least ‘hard work’.
It is time to stop meekly accepting everything that the government throws at us with this ‘Nothing to Hide then Nothing to Fear’ bullshit rider. It is time to stop listening to lily livered politicians who say this is OKAY, because it really is NOT OKAY. It is time to stop listening to the apologist organisations or committees who will accept this type of data collection with a rider of wanting a little more protection for the data <<<<

Imagine the implications for freedom if humanity used its numerical potential to say NO to the system and ceased to cooperate with its own enslavement. Never forget, our numbers are Legion and we are many. Ouch – did someone mention Anarchy and Revolution ?

Now Government, make me stop – legally – and preferably not by slashing my wrists in an assisted suicide up in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or being stuffed in one of MI5's big black North Face holdalls and dumped on some damp grassy knoll.

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that George Orwell's '1984' was written as a novel - and a warning - not a fucking instruction manual for mass control of the populace with a Womb to Tomb panopticon surveillance state.

While we may not be able to cure ‘stupid’ we can at least vote it out of office come the next ‘Democratic’ (sic) election. Hmmm, anyone consider the fact that the last bloke who came up with a good idea to restructure Parliament was that Yorkshireman of letters, Guy Fawkes.

To close, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the ZioNazi New World Order.

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Friday 18 October 2013

Scotland: Perversion of Justice Knows No Bounds

Prisoners of Conscience International: Our name is Legion, for We are Many.

Attention Scottish Legal Aid Board: Based on the Universal Precepts of Fair Play, We demand Legal Aid and Justice for anti-child sex abuse crusader Robert Green.

Englishman Robert - jailed last year by Scottish injustice for daring to publicly expose the identities of the elitist Aberdeen-based Satanist kiddie fiddling ring responsible for the venal sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs and disabled children – specifically those named by the Down’s Syndrome-affected paedo' victim Hollie Greig - is appearing before the Court of Session in Edinburgh today to challenge a defamation suit filed against him by ex-Lord Advocate and Masonic stooge gate-keeper Elish McPhilomy Angiolini.

Robert has been, with malice aforethought, purposely and vindictively denied legal aid to thus place him at a marked de facto judicial disadvantage for exposing Angiolini’s putative involvement in abusing her official position for over a decade to suppress police investigations into the Hollie Greig paedophile rape complaint and the ensuing scandal coverup.

http://robertgreensblog-holliegreigcampaign.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/angiolini-edinburgh.html

Attention Crown Office: Justice for the wrongfully-accused Tim Rustige who is to face trial in Aberdeen on the 4th and 5th November on charges that he dared question Elish Angiolini’s professional competence and moral probity to be elected to the post of Principal of St Hugh’s College, Oxford, due her controversial notoriety for allegedly abusing her position of trust to repeatedly pervert the course of Justice throughout her chequered legal career.

Attention Police Scotland / Crown Office: Justice for the sexually abused and traumatised Hollie Greig – plus Justice and Closure for her stalwart mother Anne Greig by prosecuting the members of the Aberdeen-based pederast ring responsible for the serial rape of her daughter Hollie and provide them with their day of retribution in a open and corruption-free court of law.

http://holliedemandsjustice.org/

The Eyes of the World are fixed on this series of Miscarriages of Justice that have been expedited under the corrupt directorship of Scotland’s politico-judicial Masonic elitists and their venal secret handshake brotherhood cohorts and henchmen in Westminster and North Shropshire’s local authorities - who continue to harass Anne and Hollie and deny them their day of retribution in a open and corruption-free court of law.

Here’s where to email your objections and vent outrage:

Kenny.MacAskill.msp@scottish.parliament.uk – Justice Minister
ps_copfs@scotland.gsi.gov.uk – Scotland’s Crown Office Judiciary
Alex.Salmond.msp@scottish.parliament.uk - Scotland’s First Minister
scottish.ministers@scotland.gsi.gov.uk
office@northshropshireconservatives.org – Anne & Hollie’s constituency
patersono@parliament.uk - Owen Paterson Tory MP for North Shropshire

Burglary ‘Poker Law’ Field Tested

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Taking the recent ‘public announcement’ advice of the Con-Dem Coalition government’s racist Justice Secretary, Chris ‘Baldy’ Graything, (incumbent Tory MP for the Epsom Salts constituency) quite literally, a group of old age pensioners who were confronted by a gang of teenage burglars breaking into their assisted living care facility with malice aforethought on Tuesday night, armed themselves with a selection of the living room fireplace hardware and beat one of the scrotes to death with pokers – with his surviving mates ending up at the local A & E smitten by a variety of nasty fractures, a knitting needle stuck in one’s left eye and a Zimmer frame leg rammed up another’s rear passage.

Emergency services, including ambulances, police and a SWAT team were called out to attend what neighbours described as a ‘fracas’ at the Fossils Elderly Care Home in Smegmadale and discovered to their shock and horror that the geriatric residents had taken matters into their own hands and applied the government’s controversial ‘Poker Law’ remedy to defend themselves and their property against the scally crew of would-be thieves – believed to be members of the feared ‘Zero IQ Gang’

One of the responding Plod Squad officers, PC Ron Fuctifino, told a reporter from the Vigilantes Gazette that “Obviously this booze and drug-fuelled bunch of young thugs, out for a quick buck, never did the HSE-recommended pre-burglary risk assessment first, and were definitely no match for a group of mayhem-bent grannies and grand-dads determined to protect their property. It wasn’t so much a matter of Law of the Gun but Law of the Fire Irons.”

Today’s banner headline on the front page of the crusading red top gutter press Daily Shitraker tabloid reads “Coffin Dodgers From Hell Snuff Teen Burglar” – with the BBC news website likewise reporting “Hoodie Scrotes: 0 / Pensioners: 5”.

PM Posh Dave Scameron recently announced for the public record that the issue of clarifying and ensuring the legal rights of home-owners to defend themselves and their property against acts of violent trespass and theft should be put "beyond doubt" – as under the conflicting statutes and terms of the 2008 Criminal Justice and Immigration Act homeowners who use "reasonable force" to protect themselves against gyppo pikey intruders and their like should not be prosecuted but often are – a fact that will be corrected and firmly established in Parliament’s forthcoming ‘Snuff the Scally’ bill.

Police have now revealed that the offending gang of five teens, all from Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate, and led by 17-year old Biffo ‘Pitbull’ McScumm and Gnasher O’Twatt, had made forced entry through a window at the back of the care home, bordering on Asbo Lane, with criminal intent to steal cash, pension books and jewellery, and other items of value that might be carried away.

Apparently the elderly residents, gathered around the TV in the communal lounge, were alerted by the sound of breaking glass while watching a re-run of Death Wish 1, and armed themselves with pokers from the fireplace and a selection of hardwood walking sticks.

Mrs Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle , a 96-year old grandmother of seven, and an avid ‘Dexter’ fan, told a reporter from the Payback Review that “This scrawny git wiv the green Mohawk cut an’ the tattoo of a snake round his neck comes over an’ stands in front of the telly, all hard man show-off bullshit, like – then the thick twat leans over an’ tried ter grab me effin’ hearin’ aid – sayin’ “Gimme yer MP3 player Granny” – so I stuck one on him, then me mate Maggie grabbed hold of the little cunt down while I kicked him in the bollocks a few times wiv me steel toe cap slippers on ‘til he went down – then I chivved him in the chest wiv me apple peeler while Mildred belted him round the effin’ head wiv a poker.”

Speaking to the press from his bed at Smegmadale Hospital’s intensive care unit, Gnasher O’Twatt, who has a past conviction for shoplifting from Pound Stretcher, told police officers “We’d bin doin’ a pub crawl around the Troublespot Taverns bars in town an’ ran out of cash – so we woz only out ter break inter the wrinklie’s place an’ nick a few quid an’ their telly - then flog it ter Cash Converters so we could buy some more booze from Threshers.”

“Fer fuck’s sake, the old bastards spit the dummy an’ got real ugly on us - an’ one ancient slag sticks the Liverpool kiss on Biffo an’ decks him – then her an’ another old cow knifes the poor fucker an’ cracks his skull open wiv a poker while the rest of the geriatric gang pasted the shit outa us wiv walkin’ sticks an’ crutches. I ain’t jokin’, these oldie tossers need ter go on one of them anger management courses. I’m gonna be talkin’ ter me personal injury claims lawyer once I get outa here.”

PC Fuctifino further related to media hacks that the only care home fatality suffered resulted when the responding Plod Squad officers had to taser 89-year old Mrs Gladys McSkanger, former bitch boss of the ‘Grannies from Hell’ biker chapter, when she refused to lay down her nail-studded pickaxe shaft and went into berserker mode, turning on them with a shout of “Bring it on yer scumbag plod tossers – I’ll do fer the lot of yer as well!”

Stop press: The Coroner's Post-mortem inquest report revealed the 50,000 volt electrical discharge from the taser caused Mrs McSkanger’s implanted pacemaker to explode.

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Sunday 13 October 2013

Rowe Bio: Can of Worms for Tory Scum

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The home of notorious African vice madam Shirley ‘Brillo Pad’ Rowe has been raided by the Met’s Plod Squad just days after scandalous claims of her Dominatrix relationship with the dirty deviant Tory Chancellor George ‘Mollie’ Osborne were revealed in the pages of the Sunday Shitraker.

A Biblical multitude of Drugs Squad officers, armed with battering rams and a JCB digger, burst through the wall of Mistress Whiplash’s London flat in a dawn swoop, later claiming they’d acted on a tip-off from a concerned neighbour, Mrs Ethel Nosy-Twatt about ‘the sordid goings-on at the bawdy house run by that golly slut wot lives across the road’.

Conversely while no drugs were found in the twelve-hour search of the property - during which the plaster was ripped off the walls and floorboards crow-barred up - Ms Rowe claims she was threatened with being handcuffed and three-hole bonked by a Viagra-fuelled police dog if she didn’t make some drastic editorial alterations to her forthcoming autobiography - which betrays and divulges confidences and improprieties, carnal in nature, concerning ‘Jeff’ Osborne’s conduct that far excel his recent Tory Chancellor cop-outs of delinquent freeloader ticket-dodging on the Rattle-Track Express from Tatton to London.

Apparently ‘Mollie’ developed a taste for kinky sex during his fagging days at Eton, where he was gang buggered on a nightly basis by the school monitor’s Sodomite Club – and got into felching during his first year at Oxford after a stoned ferret was rammed up his jacksy during the initiation ceremony to join the Bullingdon Vandalism Club.

Fearing she had been coerced and intimidated on direct orders from Downing Street and MI5’s new head honcho Andrew Porker, Ms ‘Call me Natalie’ Rowe has since made an official complaint to the Independent Police Coverups Commission, fearing she was targeted in a smear bid prior to her salacious autobiography hitting the onanist section shelves at Waterstones later this month.

This pre-emptive tactic has been hailed by political and legal watch insiders alike as a wise move on Ms Rowe’s part - pulling a Genny Flowers (of Dodger Bill Clinton notoriety) defence and gobbing off to the gutter press viz the embarrassing lewd claims in her book regarding the perverted sexual peccadilloes of members of governments past and present - before she cops for a midnight visit from MI5’s Increment crew assassins and ends up another ‘assisted suicide’ case - stuffed in a big black North Face holdall and dumped on the side of some grassy knoll in the David Kelly Memorial Woods with a gut full of Co-proxamol tablets and her left wrist slashed – or a Kwik-Fit special Boston Brakes job on her car and end up like the People’s Princess – wrapped around the pillar of some freeway underpass.

Rowe, who started her whoring career working as a ‘happy ending’ therapist in Soho’s notorious Rub n Tug Massage Salon went on to become Mistress of the Revels at her very own Chelsea-based Miss Natty’s Spank-a-Rama in Max Mosley Gardens, where she’d delight in giving Tory bigwig cabinet ministers one up the arse with a seven inch strapon dildo – filming the scenarios on Super 8 for later ‘get out of jail free’ blackmail opportunities.

Along with her stable of buxom dominatrices, Rowe catered to the perverted BD/SM sexual fetishes of all manner of Shitehall civil service, House of Conmans and Lords fudging deviants – bumboys, cross dressing fags, raving transvestites, and a slew of kiddie fiddling Satanists prepared to pay top dollar to split some specially-kidnapped three-year old blonde, blue-eyed virgin up the middle and feast on her blood.

Further, her Felchers Delight evenings – an occasion rumoured to be a favourite with ex-New Labour super-poofter – old Vermin in Ermine himself - Lord Peter Scandalson – were a great hit with Mr Patel, owner of the ‘Furry Critters’ pet shop around the corner from her Chelsea studio / dungeons.

Ms. Rowe was raided just 48 hours following an interview with the red top Scandalmongers Gazette tabloid in which she confided that her ‘can of worms’ memoirs are due to be published by the Skanger Press later this month.

Following the plod squad raid, expedited on the strength of a warrant to search her home under Section 23 of the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 she informed gutter press hacks that “I don’t do effin’ drugs, I don’t deal drugs, so wot the fuck woz the Drug Squad storming through me flat home like I woz running a branch of the Medellin Cartel?”

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