Thursday, 16 April 2009

Iran Cracks Down on Internet Porn

In the biggest crackdown since the last big crackdown Iran has arrested thousands of men and women on a wide array of charges relating to adult pornography and the Mid- East Facebook favourite of goat bonking via webcam.

The recent arrests made by the fundamentalist Islamic Revolutionary Guards also mark another operational change for the complex military organisation.

The Guards are not only in control of all corruption within the country but have their sticky little fingers in every other pie – from the manufacture of long-range missiles to ensuring no foreign agent provocateurs are slipping lumps of pork or bacon bits into the national favourite snack – the Khomeini gristle-free brand Lamb and Onion Pies.

Conversely the Guards are accused by Israel and her Western running dog Zionist sycophants of supporting Islamic Jolly Jihad militants from Afghanistan to Morocco to Darfur – directly backing Hezbollah and Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters - and further, clandestinely militarising Iran's domestic nuclear power generation programme to tactical and strategic weapon levels of development.

The new elite Guards unit, recently formed to grab control of profitable organised internet crime sites, announced in late March that its task force had taken over 90 porn sites operating in Iran.
Since then it has regularly updated the details of the operation by publishing and broadcasting what it says are the confessions of the people accused of managing the sites for great profit at the expense of the moral code of the country’s supposed strict Islamic community.

These cyber-criminals are accused of promoting orgies and incest, illegally uploading sex clips of females with ‘no clothes’ and clips of underage pretty goats in compromising positions from the online LiveSex.com website.

Explicit video footage of the porn’ site managers being interrogated, tortured, then lashed and publicly executed are available for free downloads on the Iranian Sadists-R-Us website. See the ‘Abdullah gets Castrated and Stoned’ twenty minute m-peg for real-life gore and blood-curdling screams.
(Rumour has it that Abdullah was marketing DVD pirate copies of the banned Islamic slur porn video “Mohammed does another 73 Virgins in Paradise”)

Iran has a very young population, many born after the 1979 Islamic Revolution that toppled the US-backed muppet - Shah Razor Palaver - and brought to power a Stone Age theocracy vehemently opposed to Western values and liberties – basically a Democratic exchange of one type of tyranny for another.

Ayatollah Muffa al Din Jamjar, head of the Department of How to Annoy the Great Satan (America), told a reporter from the Goat Wanker’s Gazette the fear of many of the government’s paranoid officials is that the Zionist US and Israel, instead of going for a regime change policy through their previously-planned military invasion, is trying to undermine the young population by cybernet infiltration.

This included brainwashing them with the online delights of viewing sex acts on demand and providing free memberships to such BD/SM sites as Alt.com where they can study the full menu of fetishes and perverse sexual debauchery and then go on rampages of carnal excess with low caste whores.

With a population of over 70 million, Iran has 12 million internet users, and one of the busted porn sites had 300,000 registered Iranian members and some of the adult video clips showing three-hole sex (with domesticated livestock) were downloaded at least six million times, according to the Guards.

But some experts are not so optimistic about the results of these crackdowns.
Dr. Mustafa Jerkoff, a Russian sexologist in Tehran, says the recent operation is too late.
He maintains Iran lacks a coherent sex policy due the outdated dogma of its Islamic laws and that has contributed to the high demand for fetish porn content, including a huge incidence of animal pornography and other wanking materials.

Dr. Jerkoff concluded with the fact that all of his patients – and the entire population of the country- are people whose sexual hang-ups have been caused and aggravated by 30 years of suppressing normal sexual desires through the imposition of stupid religious laws into the everyday secular lives of the population.

Have you got any sexual hang-ups from living under a suppressive religious dictatorship? Do you download adult porn when the religious inquisition isn’t looking? Would you convert to Islam if al fresco sex and public dogging were permitted? Do women wearing burkhas give you a stiffy?

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